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| This is a sequel to “What Stays in Vegas is Sometimes Joined by Two Idiots.” It’s the immediate aftermath of Ron and Harry Apparating in on Hermione ... |
Last Updated: 2012/05/18
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1846
| Out of the frying pan, into the fire. Sometimes, getting away from it all means there's nowhere to go when it all comes to you.... |
Last Updated: 2012/05/17
Chapters: 2 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 13027
| Much can happen in that place where Potions and Arithmancy meet. Snape & Vector... |
Last Updated: 2012/05/17
Chapters: 94 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 103977
| This tale begins in Severus' sixth year at Hogwarts, during the surge of new young followers of the Dark Lord; Nagini Malfoy, the main female characte... |
Last Updated: 2012/05/17
Chapters: 14 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 60494
| At the urging of Albus Dumbledore, Severus Snape takes on Hermione Granger as his apprentice shortly after the beginning of her Seventh year. After co... |
Last Updated: 2012/05/17
Chapters: 6 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 26235
| A grieving Severus is given the chance to bring Lily back to life. But this chance has very specific conditions attached.... |
Last Updated: 2012/05/17
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 3319
| The war may have ended, but for some of its heroes there doesn't seem to be a happily ever after.... |
Last Updated: 2012/05/16
Chapters: 5 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 3337
| Severus meets Albus Severus. The past comes back in a very peculiar form.... |
Last Updated: 2012/05/16
Chapters: 19 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 47363
| Archaeologist Hermione Granger has survived the Great War. She has a life, a career and friends who love her. She has also spent the last eleven yea... |
Last Updated: 2012/05/16
Chapters: 9 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 39522
| After a long week, Hermione must face what she already knew but didn't want to admit.... |
Last Updated: 2012/05/16
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1731
| In the Forest of Dean, Snape has something to share with Miss Granger.... |
Last Updated: 2012/05/16
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 1808
| Magical forensics expert and private investigator Hermione Granger is hired to solve the mystery of a most unexpected corpse. Skilled and resourceful... |
Last Updated: 2012/05/16
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 3726
| He was meant to be his father's heir... He was meant to be the best of his House. He was not meant to suffer shame that even the lowliest of creature... |
Last Updated: 2012/05/16
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 4526
| Moving on by moving in doesn't always work out well.... |
Last Updated: 2012/05/16
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1820
| Hermione needs to find a holiday job to pay her Hogwarts' expenses when she returns after the war. She finds a unique position with an unexpected emp... |
Last Updated: 2012/05/16
Chapters: 27 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 79621
| It has been a lovely Christmas dinner, and Filius is very pleased with the evening. However, a certain Severus Snape wasn't present, and Filius decide... |
Last Updated: 2012/05/15
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 4849
| Ten years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Snape agrees to help the Muggle Law Enforcement Liaison Unit. What has he let himself in for?... |
Last Updated: 2012/05/14
Chapters: 5 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 32981
| 'I await your command, for I am yours to do with as you see fit.'
Winner of Action & Adventure Order of Merlin, Third Class in the Owl Awards 2009.... |
Last Updated: 2012/05/14
Chapters: 22 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 101969
| We don’t really know what a ‘life debt’ involves. That’s what all those spaces between the lines are for. Originally posted in the H/D Canon Fest Octo... |
Last Updated: 2012/05/14
Chapters: 10 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 40438
| His obsession started with a red dress, some perfume, and a scarf. Anything that happened after that wasn't his fault. Really, it wasn't.... |
Last Updated: 2012/05/14
Chapters: 3 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 6846
| Kismet takes a hand when Hermione Granger finally travels to Australia to find her parents.... |
Last Updated: 2012/05/14
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 7015
| Before she was Professor McGonagall, she was Minerva Macnair. Featuring an arranged marriage, a potion, and a spell—this is the semi-gothic tale of a ... |
Last Updated: 2012/05/14
Chapters: 27 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 84365
| After a car accident leaves Harry Potter a single father of an infant, he returns to Britain and the wizarding world, as well as a much-improved Hogwa... |
Last Updated: 2012/05/14
Chapters: 3 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 5209
| Dumbledore must’ve seen it so clearly. Cause begets event begets event begets event and at the end of the chain was a conclusion of his own making. Fa... |
Last Updated: 2012/05/13
Chapters: 4 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 14664
| Life does not always turn out the way we want it to. Ten years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Severus Snape, thought by everyone to be dead, is living ... |
Last Updated: 2012/05/13
Chapters: 27 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 52446
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Welcome to THE PETULANT POETESS, a moderated online fiction archive dedicated to both Harry Potter Fanfiction and Original Stories and Poetry.
The Petulant Poetess archive was founded by NotSoSaintly in April of 2005 with the idea of creating a friendly atmosphere, dedicated to guiding and encouraging budding authors as well as accommodating the more seasoned writer. Stories going through the moderation process receive a final polishing through communication with the author with the express intent of presenting quality stories for the reader. A list of hard-working admins who contribute their free time out of love for the craft of writing and helping others may be found on the About Us page.
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| Never underestimate the power of Charms.... |
Last Updated: 2012/05/17
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 204
| Hermione causes Severus quite the headache.... |
Last Updated: 2012/05/16
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 162
| A chance comment on encountering Severus Snape on a bad hair day leads to mortification (hers), teasing (his) and eventually to Emma, Elizabeth and Si... |
Last Updated: 2012/05/13
Chapters: 4 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 839
| There are many paths to the One.
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Last Updated: 2012/05/12
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1230
| Remus faces up to the consequences of the Shrieking Shack incident.... |
Last Updated: 2012/05/12
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 194
| Some things are more than they seem.... |
Last Updated: 2012/05/07
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 488
Last Updated: 2012/05/06
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| Severus Snape meets another new boy on the way to Hogwarts.... |
Last Updated: 2012/05/04
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 227
| Remus never imagined that one day he would return to Hogwarts as a professor. Neither did one of his coworkers.... |
Last Updated: 2012/05/04
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 269
| Lucius Malfoy learns that having his wand taken away by the Dark Lord is not the worst thing that can happen.... |
Last Updated: 2012/04/25
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 429
| Snape tries teaching Harry an important lesson, but Harry doesn't quite get it. ... |
Last Updated: 2012/04/23
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 613
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| Millie notices things. (A drabble in honor of Juno!Father's 70th birthday.)... |
Last Updated: 2012/04/18
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 112
| "To hope is to risk pain."
My response to the Possessive!Snape Challenge at grangersnape100 at LJ.... |
Last Updated: 2012/04/15
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 672
| Who can see the path if his eyes are looking ahead?
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Last Updated: 2012/04/14
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1067
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| I wrote this piece last Christmas shortly after the death of our only grandchild to SIDS (Sudden Infant Death Syndrome), more commonly known as Crib/C... |
Last Updated: 2012/04/25
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1272
| For the boys of my past and the husband to whom they cannot hold a candle . . .... |
Last Updated: 2012/02/27
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1018
| In a world with two competing factions (Wizardry and Military), one Wizard breaks the rules. This story contains sci-fi and fantasy elements.
Th... |
Last Updated: 2012/02/24
Chapters: 16 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 19586
| When the man of a fanfiction writer's fantasy becomes an all-too-real temptation, Melanie Morganstern's life begins to spin out of control... |
Last Updated: 2012/02/14
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 3044
| This is the first chapter of my (now published) novel Tainted Soul, sequel to Tainted Blood (Click here to read)... |
Last Updated: 2012/01/21
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| A year after the war,Hermione goes to finish her last year at Hogwarts.A series of threatening letters let her know the worst isn't over and someone w... |
Last Updated: 2012/01/17
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 3193
| "To think too long about doing a thing often becomes its undoing." – Eva Young. A series of drabbles about real dangers of procrastination. ... |
Last Updated: 2012/01/03
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| A poetic ride through the badlands of night terrors.... |
Last Updated: 2011/11/22
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 137
| Just a tiny seasonal piece I submitted to an online poetry competition. Hope you like it.... |
Last Updated: 2011/11/06
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 22
| For all those who find themselves in the unenviable position of falling in love with a friend... |
Last Updated: 2011/08/15
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 173
| Nonfiction--these are the liner notes to the CD I just released. Offered as a partial explanation as to why I never seem to get around to finishing my... |
Last Updated: 2011/07/29
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1660
| She loved him. For a long time. Him and his hands.
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Last Updated: 2011/07/06
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 290
| This came about from an essay I had to research in university about the economic and environmental effects that will be done to the Mekong River and t... |
Last Updated: 2011/06/18
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 746
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| A (porn) star is born... ... |
| Ron reflects upon his darkest secret. ... |
| Harry and Hermione get a nasty surprise! If only they had powers of Divination, it all could have be ... |
| Ron Weasley steps out of the Three Broomsticks and into a folk song. Sort of. ... |
| Severus Snape and Ron Weasley are reluctant partners on a special mission. ... |
| Ron tries to make sense of his friends' strange romances and his own that is even stranger. Ron/Luna ... |
Ron Weasley
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| Community Announcement |
It is with great sadness that we inform you all that we've lost one of our own: Livvy6 died suddenly on February 22, 2012, leaving behind her husband, six-year-old daughter, and seventeen stories well-loved by the TPP community. All who knew her—including those in Harry Potter fandom and all of us, here—are richer for having known her.
Requiescat in pace, Livvy. Always. |
~Juniperus~
2012/03/21 - 08:30PM
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| TPP's Dedicated Reviewers! |
First, a shout-out to December's Top Reviewers: sunny33, Severus49, HBAR, MsTree, and breastlady!
Second, I'd like a round of applause for our top ten reviewers of 2011:
sunny33 (900 reviews posted)
HBAR (797 reviews posted)
mimmom (655 reviews posted)
Severus49 (602 reviews posted)
Owlbait (599 reviews posted)
Fishy (596 reviews posted)
blue artemis (541 reviews posted)
debjunk (480 reviews posted)
Jinxie (407 reviews posted)
Rose of the West (404 reviews posted)
Thank you, on behalf of the TPP admin team and the authors you've made happy, for taking the time to read and review -- it's appreciated more than you know. |
~Juniperus~
2012/01/12 - 09:01AM
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| Thank you, Reviewers! |
In case you've missed our shout-outs elsewhere, here is a recap of our top reviewers for the last several months:
mimmom, Fishy, MollysSister, HBAR, debjunk (July) Fishy, sunny33, breastlady, HBAR, Owlbait (August)Fishy, sunny33, Severus49, Owlbait, HermioneJeanSnape (September)HBAR, HermioneJeanSnape, sunny33, blue artemis, Severus49 (October)HBAR, HermioneJeanSnape, sunny33, mimmom, blue artemis (November)
Many thanks to all of them for being such vital and supportive members of the TPP community – additionally, each will have the opportunity to recommend one of their favorite stories for inclusion in our Grab-Bag Thursday recommendations on Facebook (and LJ), joining Pay It Forward recs from previously recommended authors.
(Note: If you are an author who has been recommended or a past top reviewer, and you have misplaced the email giving you instructions for PIF recs, let me – juniperus – know!) |
~Juniperus~
2011/12/20 - 12:03AM
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| New Admins |
| The Petulant Poetess administrative staff would like to thank all applicants for their interest in our Call for Admins. We reviewed many applications and corresponding skill tests over the past week, and are pleased to welcome linlawless, nagandsev, and TeaOli as our newest queue admins! |
~Juniperus~
2011/12/19 - 09:38AM
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