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The Voice of All the Gods [T (PG-13)]
by R J Lupins Kat
[Reviews: 37]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
RBHJ: Unwavering loyalty, social propriety, hierarchy of station. Regulus Black knew his place, his purpose, his duty. What he didn’t know was hims...
Last Updated: 2014/01/04
Chapters: 13 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 61721

Champagne Supernova [MA (NC-17)]
by PersephoneVerte
[Reviews: 6]
Category: Malfoy Manor
Hermione is annoyed that Ron is flirting with Astoria Greengrass. Draco just wants to have some fun and cause a little mischief....
Last Updated: 2014/01/03
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 2363

Safe In Your Arms [K+ (PG)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Hermione gets frightened during a thunderstorm. ...
Last Updated: 2014/01/02
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1518

The Iago Complex [M (R)]
by Proulxes
[Reviews: 128]
Category: Potions Under Duress
What happens when a new relationship is threatened? A story for HBAR, combining politics, passion and peacock shit....
Last Updated: 2014/01/01
Chapters: 13 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 24656

And I'll Hold You Tightly, I'll Give You Nothing But Truth [M (R)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Bill and Fleur struggle after tragedy strikes their marriage....
Last Updated: 2013/12/29
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 949

The Unexpected Patient [K (G)]
by ks51689
[Reviews: 14]
Category: sshg_promptfest
Category: Potions Under Duress
Just another normal day for Healer Granger … or is it? Written for 2013 SSHG Promptfest....
Last Updated: 2013/12/28
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 2822

It’s a Wonderful Life, He Hopes [K+ (PG)]
by pokeystar
[Reviews: 65]
Category: Malfoy Manor
A series of Christmastime drabblish vignettes, in the life of Draco & Hermione. Draco ponders choices......
Last Updated: 2013/12/27
Chapters: 15 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 11376

It's A Wonderful Life [MA (NC-17)]
by neelix
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Potions Under Duress
A smutty little Christmas one-shot...
Last Updated: 2013/12/26
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1328

Merry Christmas, Dudley [MA (NC-17)]
by Savva
[Reviews: 7]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
He thought he would have to spend this Christmas alone. He was wrong....
Last Updated: 2013/12/21
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 3168

The Little Black Book [K+ (PG)]
by Minerva
[Reviews: 8]
Category: Potions Under Duress
When packing up his library Severus Snape comes across a small Muggle-notebook. It reminds him of times long gone....
Last Updated: 2013/12/20
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1614

How Snape Didn't Steal Christmas [T (PG-13)]
by Dreamy_Dragon
[Reviews: 9]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Snape isn't keen on Christmas. Especially not the Hogwarts variety. No, really....
Last Updated: 2013/12/18
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 2485

The Deal that Screwed Padfoot (but Helped Moony) [MA (NC-17)]
by purpleygirl
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Forbidden Forest
Category: Shrieking Shack
Snape gives Sirius the chance to help Remus out. Sirius doesn’t realise just how far his part of the bargain will go. But then, neither does Snape....
Last Updated: 2013/12/15
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 3588

The Polyjuiced Soul [MA (NC-17)]
by neelix
[Reviews: 143]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Severus Snape reluctantly agrees to assist new Potions Professor Granger with a new project, with unexpected consequences....
Last Updated: 2013/12/13
Chapters: 21 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 47754

No Rest for The Wicked [M (R)]
by Savva
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Lucius Big Bang
Category: Malfoy Manor
A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. (Walter Winchell)...
Last Updated: 2013/12/11
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 3686

I Still Don't Like You [MA (NC-17)]
by sunny33
[Reviews: 78]
Category: SSHG_Exchange
Category: Potions Under Duress
Hermione is Chosen to be an Unspeakable. She’s not too happy with their methods or her assigned partner....
Last Updated: 2013/12/04
Chapters: 6 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 16551

I Need You [T (PG-13)]
by Maria Lynette
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Because Hermione couldn’t be with the wizard she loved, she decided to love the wizard she was with, breaking three hearts instead of one. ...
Last Updated: 2013/11/28
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1451

Resonare Mortis [M (R)]
by Laralee
[Reviews: 25]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: sshg_promptfest
Somewhere, in the midst of all the chaos following the end of the war, someone made an error. Winner, Second place for Best Drama-Angst Fic in...
Last Updated: 2013/11/23
Chapters: 4 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 30001

Right Nor Wrong [M (R)]
by kellychambliss
[Reviews: 11]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Unlike his namesake in Greek mythology, Argus Filch does not have a hundred eyes. But he sees a great deal all the same. Told from Filch's pov; eventu...
Last Updated: 2013/11/16
Chapters: 3 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 12362

My Virgin Eyes! [M (R)]
by flaminia_x
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Shrieking Shack
Category: Forbidden Forest
″Moony, your … offspring is buggering my grandson!″...
Last Updated: 2013/11/12
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 3230

On Veelas, Light and Dark [T (PG-13)]
by linlawless
[Reviews: 82]
Category: Potions Under Duress
A heart-broken Hermione seeks solace in the library, where she learns more than she ever expected about things – and people – she couldn't have predic...
Last Updated: 2013/11/10
Chapters: 7 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 9964

English Suite [MA (NC-17)]
by Savva
[Reviews: 9]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
A fickle heart is the only constant in this world.(Diana Wynne Jones) Hermione Granger/Anthony Goldstein...
Last Updated: 2013/11/09
Chapters: 3 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 9658

Exotic Matter [M (R)]
by Squibstress
[Reviews: 10]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
When Hermione is asked to update the National Dictionary of Wizarding Biography, she discovers some surprising things about her favourite professor. A...
Last Updated: 2013/11/06
Chapters: 2 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 18148

The Reluctant Veela [MA (NC-17)]
by sapphire_phoenix
[Reviews: 42]
Category: Malfoy Manor
Draco Malfoy has come into his father's Veela legacy and is fighting it at every turn. The Fates aren't giving him an inch though, and neither is Herm...
Last Updated: 2013/11/03
Chapters: 13 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 37515

How Snape Saved Glinda the Good Witch of the South [K (G)]
by June W
[Reviews: 15]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Severus Snape is invited to the Order's annual gathering, where he is "requested" to read a story to the children....
Last Updated: 2013/10/28
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1205

The Joke's On Us [K+ (PG)]
by idreamofdraco
[Reviews: 1]
Category: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Category: Malfoy Manor
Ginny fills in for a sick George delivering Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes products but becomes suspicious of one customer in particular......
Last Updated: 2013/10/27
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 3845

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Vampire!Hermione Rescued [MA (NC-17)]
by Amita
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Potions Under Duress
An innocuous adventure....
Last Updated: 2014/11/29
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1314

Family Tendencies [K (G)]
by dracontia
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Once upon a time, a boy went to his grandfather’s funeral and came home with a magical toy. Four years later, something came of it. Sequel to ‘Our Cou...
Last Updated: 2014/11/13
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 218

Jester Justice: A Meme-Based Drabble [K (G)]
by dracontia
[Reviews: 1]
Category: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Being heroic is thirsty work. (It’s a drabble—if I say more, the summary will be longer than the story!)...
Last Updated: 2014/11/07
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 410

Coming Through [K+ (PG)]
by Ladymage Samiko
[Reviews: 1]
Category: GrangerSnape100
Category: Potions Under Duress
Hermione rushes back to save Severus....
Last Updated: 2014/11/07
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 114

Vagrant Vines: A Meme-Based Drabble [K+ (PG)]
by dracontia
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Neville needs a plant-sitter. Mostly dialogue- an LJ meme gone a bit mad (explanation in the Author’s Note within.) ...
Last Updated: 2014/11/05
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 329

99 Bottles [K+ (PG)]
by stgulik
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: GrangerSnape100
When hunting for Veela hair, have a back-up plan....
Last Updated: 2014/10/11
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 552

Shard [T (PG-13)]
by MHaydn
[Reviews: 7]
Category: Category: Saturday Night Drabbles
Our team of writers return....
Last Updated: 2014/10/05
Chapters: 4 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 6742

Once Upon a Time Capsule [T (PG-13)]
by Amita
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Category: Saturday Night Drabbles
Category: Potions Under Duress
Our intrepid pair open a time capsule and find a masterpiece....
Last Updated: 2014/09/14
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 968

To Make You Free [M (R)]
by Ladymage Samiko
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: GrangerSnape100
Severus becomes bound to—and by—Hermione. (GS100 'Someday My Prince Will Come' challenge)...
Last Updated: 2014/08/15
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 143

It's Been Seven Years [K+ (PG)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: GrangerSnape100
It's been seven years since I saved Severus's life....
Last Updated: 2014/08/04
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 691

Invitation to the Dance [T (PG-13)]
by Fairfield
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Category: Saturday Night Drabbles
Cho Chang as never seen before. ...
Last Updated: 2014/08/03
Chapters: 3 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 3983

Trying New Things [K+ (PG)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: GrangerSnape100
Hermione and Severus getting ready for the Ministry Celebration....
Last Updated: 2014/07/30
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 154

The Mischievous Snapes [K+ (PG)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: GrangerSnape100
Harry watches Hermione and Severus at the Christmas party....
Last Updated: 2014/07/28
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 148

Prettying Up [K+ (PG)]
by purpleygirl
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Forbidden Forest
Lupin and Snape find a house ... [Drabble/100-Word]...
Last Updated: 2014/07/23
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 140

Her Silly Amulet [K+ (PG)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 6]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: GrangerSnape100
Hermione gives Severus an amulet to keep him safe....
Last Updated: 2014/07/13
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 449

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Reality Check [K (G)]
by kittylefish
[Reviews: 0]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
What's there to forgive, really?...
Last Updated: 2014/10/13
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 18

Crow and Crown [K+ (PG)]
by chivalric
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Novelette
Four years after Ari and Dagur’s forced marriage, not many know the man at the future king’s side. Dagur, the king’s nephew, is convinced secrecy is n...
Last Updated: 2014/01/29
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1004

I Am a Lover of the Universe [K+ (PG)]
by kittylefish
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
Ecstatic love poem that came to me on the morning of New Year's Eve....
Last Updated: 2014/01/23
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 105

The Universe Addresses a Bully [K+ (PG)]
by karelia
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Short Story
You caught him once again unawares, well done. He shrinks before your eyes, even though every word you utter is meaningless and without any shred of t...
Last Updated: 2014/01/12
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 791

The Music of the Spheres [K+ (PG)]
by karelia
[Reviews: 6]
Category: Short Story
Music. Intricately woven into the tapestry of the universe. Such immense beauty, words fail....
Last Updated: 2013/12/26
Chapters: 5 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1568

Me and You [K+ (PG)]
by oohdear
[Reviews: 1]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
Something I wrote in a haze!!...
Last Updated: 2013/10/12
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 118

Tree of my Heart [K+ (PG)]
by JunoMagic
[Reviews: 8]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
Category:
Category: Poetry: Other
A tree poem....
Last Updated: 2013/05/17
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 100

The Gallery of Seasons [K+ (PG)]
by JunoMagic
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
Category:
Category: Poetry: Other
A poem of the seasons....
Last Updated: 2013/05/17
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 144

Me, me and me [K (G)]
by oohdear
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
Category:
Category: Poetry: Free Form
Greed, sleeping, too stupid to care, oh no wait, too brain washed to care...
Last Updated: 2013/03/01
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 157

Brimstone [K+ (PG)]
by shosier
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Novelette
Amanda Ryder never asked for her special ESP gifts--only her family never believed her innocence. Now, her virginity just became a matter of life and ...
Last Updated: 2013/01/07
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 2084

Crow and Firefly [K+ (PG)]
by chivalric
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Novelette
With the life of his sister and newborn nephew at stake, shapeshifter Ari is trapped in a castle and compelled to accept a situation he’d dreaded: he ...
Last Updated: 2012/11/13
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 555

Nine Dates [K+ (PG)]
by shosier
[Reviews: 9]
Category: Novelette
Finalist, 2011 Valley Forge RWA "Sheila" Award... John and Paul have build a strong foundation of love between them. Will Beth be added strength to th...
Last Updated: 2012/10/01
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 3623

Searching for Love [K+ (PG)]
by BloodTraitor
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
A song-like poem about finding love and keeping it....
Last Updated: 2012/08/31
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 192

Fire Figures [K+ (PG)]
by JunoMagic
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
The flames paint strange figures and tell even stranger stories....
Last Updated: 2012/06/30
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 145

Manifesting her Home [K+ (PG)]
by karelia
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Short Story
A visit to a quirky yet functional kitchen....
Last Updated: 2012/06/17
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 1599

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Comfort and Joy [M (R)]
by MMADfan
[Reviews: 7]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Minerva isn’t feeling very much Christmas cheer when the holiday begins, and it looks only to become ...

It Was Christmas in the Black House [M (R)]
by scaranda
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Forbidden Forest
Black holes are most difficult sort to mend in one's Christmas socking. Festive fluff and frolics, ...

The Filius Files, Part 1: Christmas Celebration [K+ (PG)]
by Pyttan
[Reviews: 8]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
It has been a lovely Christmas dinner, and Filius is very pleased with the evening. However, a certa ...

Getting Through Tomorrow [M (R)]
by Maria Lynette
[Reviews: 15]
Category: Azkaban Prison
Myrtle’s Tom was Tom Riddle. Her Tom was Tom Riddle. She had been involved with Lord Voldemort since ...

Amistlemour [T (PG-13)]
by Darkrivertempest
[Reviews: 12]
Category: Malfoy Manor
After receiving an enchanted Christmas present from Fred Weasley, Hermione thinks her life will neve ...

The Witches of Gilford [MA (NC-17)]
by pyjamapants
[Reviews: 440]
Category: Potions Under Duress
The war and subsequent clean-up has ended, and the wizarding world is beginning to come out of its s ...

Christmas Epiphany [MA (NC-17)]
by Hechicera
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Forbidden Forest
Hermione and Padma at the Yule Ball ...

The Gift of the Mages [K+ (PG)]
by spiderwort
[Reviews: 13]
Category: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Christmas is coming, and Ron has no money to buy his sweetie (wife Hermione) a present. Enter an un ...


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