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Even though Ron’s cunning plans didn’t have the intended result, he still planned on taking full credit. (Percy/Oliver, Harry/Draco)
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Last Updated: 2012/12/14
Chapters: 2 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 11951
| All she wanted was half an hour’s escapism. Still, Hermione should have known that a Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes product would come with side effects.... |
Last Updated: 2012/12/10
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 6766
| On the good days, she likes to think that there’s a place for them, like the song.
Somewhere, a place for them. ... |
Last Updated: 2012/12/09
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 11420
| Familiars get familiar with one another as they scheme regarding their companions’ relationship.... |
Last Updated: 2012/12/09
Chapters: 3 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 3364
| A one-shot PWP from the AgainstWall Community at LiveJournal. Unashamedly smut-laden. You see the darndest things in the corridors of Hogwarts at nigh... |
Last Updated: 2012/12/05
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 4123
| Do you ever wish we were more than who we are?
This fic was inspired by a fill-in hbp LJ community prompt back in 2005, regarding Albus Dumbledore'... |
Last Updated: 2012/12/03
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 5321
| When an unknown killer targets the Malfoy family, Hermione attracts Lucius’ attention when she saves Scorpius’ life. ... |
Last Updated: 2012/12/03
Chapters: 3 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 14525
| Torn between the ambitions of her father and her own desires, a seventh-year Slytherin student finds herself involved in situations well beyond her co... |
Last Updated: 2012/12/03
Chapters: 17 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 52156
| Is a relationship between former enemies advisable? Is it even possible? A sequel to "A Fool-Proof Plan"... |
Last Updated: 2012/12/02
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 4715
| "We will not speak his name for fear of losing him forever.” Bearing the weight of the Dark Lord's curse, Severus is hidden away under the protection... |
Last Updated: 2012/12/02
Chapters: 14 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 92966
| Banishing a wizarding couple to the Muggle world, in the name of wizarding humanity, is a truly macabre act. How lucky for Lucius that he has a worthy... |
Last Updated: 2012/12/01
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 11145
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Hermione is the Potions apprentice at Hogwarts, and she's been having recurring dreams ever since the war. What do they mean? And how is the headmas... |
Last Updated: 2012/12/01
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 7997
| Be careful what you wish for....... |
Last Updated: 2012/11/27
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 2893
| Two years after Voldemort's defeat, Severus Snape is placed in the care of Hermione Granger. When their personalities clash, who will Dominate, and wh... |
Last Updated: 2012/11/26
Chapters: 5 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 28778
| Something else from me for Halloween. It's 25 years since Godric's Hollow. Please find herein a bucket load of snarky rows, angst, swearing, and a p... |
Last Updated: 2012/11/26
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 8000
| On the night the light is defeated and the dark wins, Lord Voldemort grants a boon to his most valued and trusted spy.
This is a very, very dark a... |
Last Updated: 2012/11/19
Chapters: 7 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 35649
| Severus Snape attends an academic conference and begins an unexpected collaboration. SS/OC... |
Last Updated: 2012/11/19
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 2245
| Their big project was Unspeakably vexing.... |
Last Updated: 2012/11/12
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 6034
| There are nights you burn...... |
Last Updated: 2012/11/12
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 891
| When Mimi Manderly received a mysterious gift from a secret admirer, she had no idea she would be embarking on the journey of a lifetime...
Written... |
Last Updated: 2012/11/12
Chapters: 9 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 48365
| Her forced, unhappy and loveless marriage had ended when Draco Malfoy was lost at sea. Now he's back.... |
Last Updated: 2012/11/11
Chapters: 20 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 23608
| In between running Hogwarts, being a Death Eater, and protecting the Boy Who Lived, there's one more little thing Snape has to do . . .
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Last Updated: 2012/11/09
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 12011
| In the ten years since the Battle of Hogwarts, Severus Snape has worked very hard to free himself from his old life in order to become a respected He... |
Last Updated: 2012/11/08
Chapters: 13 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 67919
| Minerva watches Severus. She sees through a glass, darkly.... |
Last Updated: 2012/11/07
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 4228
| When Hermione suffers through the worst week of her life and a devastating public breakup, she asks the Weasley twins for their help in getting past a... |
Last Updated: 2012/11/07
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 4550
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Welcome to THE PETULANT POETESS, a moderated online fiction archive dedicated to both Harry Potter Fanfiction and Original Stories and Poetry.
The Petulant Poetess archive was founded by NotSoSaintly in April of 2005 with the idea of creating a friendly atmosphere, dedicated to guiding and encouraging budding authors as well as accommodating the more seasoned writer. Stories going through the moderation process receive a final polishing through communication with the author with the express intent of presenting quality stories for the reader. A list of hard-working admins who contribute their free time out of love for the craft of writing and helping others may be found on the About Us page.
So grab a story off the shelf, pull up a chair, and get comfortable; the library is open, the tea (or coffee if you prefer) is hot, and everyone is welcome.
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| A small group sets out for a new land.... |
Last Updated: 2013/05/20
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 773
| Hermione ruins Severus’s plan to “enjoy” Minerva’s birthday party. But perhaps he won’t mind so much... Inspired by a prompt from the lovely and talen... |
Last Updated: 2013/05/18
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1025
| Ron Weasley wants to impress Hermione Granger, but Severus Snape is proving to be a disappointing nemesis.... |
Last Updated: 2013/05/12
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 833
| A chance meeting gives Harry a new understanding of an old friend. Written in response to a prompt from m_mcgonagall_65.... |
Last Updated: 2013/05/12
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 584
| A writing team tries to step into the same stream twice.... |
Last Updated: 2013/05/12
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1037
Last Updated: 2013/05/04
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 477
| The scariest question a kid can ask his parents!... |
Last Updated: 2013/04/21
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 306
| From the files of Severus the vampire.
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Last Updated: 2013/04/20
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 802
| The secret is out: some of the familiars have many more talents than their witches and wizards are aware of.... |
Last Updated: 2013/04/13
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 580
| Written for Dragonsinger954 as her SSHG Exchange Early Bingo prize. Molly Weasley attempts to teach Narcissa Malfoy a few lessons in housekeeping.... |
Last Updated: 2013/04/09
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 639
Last Updated: 2013/04/09
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 540
| She's holding something in her hands. It's a dress. Uh-oh...... |
Last Updated: 2013/03/30
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 318
| A potion has unusual effects on the drinker.... |
Last Updated: 2013/03/23
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 369
| Severus goes to the twins for romantic help. What could possibly go wrong?... |
Last Updated: 2013/03/23
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 665
| Lucius tries to persuade Kingsley of the merits of his latest scheme.... |
Last Updated: 2013/03/16
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 801
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Last Updated: 2013/05/17
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 100
| A poem of the seasons.... |
Last Updated: 2013/05/17
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 144
| Greed, sleeping, too stupid to care, oh no wait, too brain washed to care... |
Last Updated: 2013/03/01
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 157
| Amanda Ryder never asked for her special ESP gifts--only her family never believed her innocence. Now, her virginity just became a matter of life and ... |
Last Updated: 2013/01/07
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 2084
| With the life of his sister and newborn nephew at stake, shapeshifter Ari is trapped in a castle and compelled to accept a situation he’d dreaded: he ... |
Last Updated: 2012/11/13
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 555
| When the minister’s wife dies in childbirth, rumours spread quickly through the village. The minister’s wife has born the child of the devil, the peop... |
Last Updated: 2012/10/06
Chapters: 7 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 24842
| Finalist, 2011 Valley Forge RWA "Sheila" Award... John and Paul have build a strong foundation of love between them. Will Beth be added strength to th... |
Last Updated: 2012/10/01
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 3623
| A song-like poem about finding love and keeping it.... |
Last Updated: 2012/08/31
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 192
| The flames paint strange figures and tell even stranger stories.... |
Last Updated: 2012/06/30
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 145
| A visit to a quirky yet functional kitchen.... |
Last Updated: 2012/06/17
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 1599
| A prayer to alien archeologists.... |
Last Updated: 2012/06/16
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 253
| I wrote this piece last Christmas shortly after the death of our only grandchild to SIDS (Sudden Infant Death Syndrome), more commonly known as Crib/C... |
Last Updated: 2012/04/25
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1272
| For the boys of my past and the husband to whom they cannot hold a candle . . .... |
Last Updated: 2012/02/27
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1018
| In a world with two competing factions (Wizardry and Military), one Wizard breaks the rules. This story contains sci-fi and fantasy elements.
Th... |
Last Updated: 2012/02/24
Chapters: 16 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 19586
| When the man of a fanfiction writer's fantasy becomes an all-too-real temptation, Melanie Morganstern's life begins to spin out of control... |
Last Updated: 2012/02/14
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 3044
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| The final pairings of Remus and Nagini, and Severus against Sirius, in the Dark Arts competition for ... |
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We are overwhelmed, astounded, and – most of all – grateful to the efforts of this community to keep TPP alive. Whether you gave a little or a lot or your best wishes or good adivice, we are humbled to learn just how much TPP means to so many.
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2013/03/03 - 01:54PM
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Two years ago TPP was in crisis. We hosted an auction, and generous people offered the fruits of their creative labors for the good of the community. Generous people bid and won those labors, and we were able to pay for two years of hosting for the site.
Kyria continues to be remembered each chat night, as her donation to keep Chatzy ad-free is still going (for how long, we don't know).
Next month we are faced with a bill. We have enough left over from the auction to get us started, but we're short more than half of the fee.
What are we facing? Losing the site and everything archived here. Watching the community we've all built and the stories that brought us together--by authors who remain (and by those who have moved on)--the old favorites and new discoveries, all will be gone.
What can we do? As always, if we work together this archive and its community will survive (at least for another two years). If we can give a little--if many, many of us give just a little--we can do this.
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2013/03/01 - 12:26PM
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