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All I Want [T (PG-13)]
by Dreamy_Dragon
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Category: Forbidden Forest
Some things never change. Or do they?...
Last Updated: 2015/02/21
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1137

Of Myth and Magic [T (PG-13)]
by Wonk
[Reviews: 13]
Category: Potions Under Duress
She knew it wasn't good for her, standing here like this, waiting for something that wasn't there to appear. Something spectacular to happen between m...
Last Updated: 2015/02/21
Chapters: 2 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 2668

Saying Goodbye [M (R)]
by Pikachu
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
They never got to say goodbye....
Last Updated: 2015/02/12
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 36

Every Saint Is An Accident [MA (NC-17)]
by TeddyRadiator
[Reviews: 10]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Petunia Evans saw her sister as the the symbol of perfection she could never attain. Severus Snape saw her as the ultimate woman he could never win. T...
Last Updated: 2015/02/09
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 14391

Occultation [M (R)]
by nagandsev
[Reviews: 7]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Hermione goes to Xenophilius' art gallery opening. How could Occultation not occur? ...
Last Updated: 2015/02/08
Chapters: 2 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 6167

Cantata for Three Voices in G Major [MA (NC-17)]
by wirefish1
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Potions Under Duress
The war's over, Voldemort's destroyed, and Hermione has strong-armed the boys into returning for their delayed seventh year. The wizarding world is no...
Last Updated: 2015/01/25
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 2893

Unintended Consequences [M (R)]
by Wolfpack89
[Reviews: 17]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Severus is lonely. Hermione is confused. What happens when a student's spell goes astray?...
Last Updated: 2015/01/21
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 5991

The Secret Life of Severus Snape [T (PG-13)]
by OzRatbag2
[Reviews: 26]
Category: Potions Under Duress
When Eileen Snape listened to the hushed warnings of her sister, Kathleen, little did she realise that her decisions regarding her son's education wou...
Last Updated: 2015/01/19
Chapters: 8 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 16436

Time's Arrow [MA (NC-17)]
by Proulxes
[Reviews: 67]
Category: Potions Under Duress
More ancient time travel! Hermione and Severus are thrown into an adventure that will explore the very origins of time itself.......
Last Updated: 2015/01/18
Chapters: 9 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 45937

Blood and Vows [MA (NC-17)]
by nagandsev
[Reviews: 59]
Category: Malfoy Manor
Shame almost befalls the Malfoy name when Draco is revealed to be infertile. So up steps Lucius—after all: 'The pureblood lineage must continue... at ...
Last Updated: 2015/01/17
Chapters: 9 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 29226

Best for Last [MA (NC-17)]
by Savva
[Reviews: 8]
Category: Potions Under Duress
A chance encounter that led to a crush, passion, hurt and finally hope....
Last Updated: 2015/01/13
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 8838

Suffering From a Little Christmas Cheer [K+ (PG)]
by Betz
[Reviews: 13]
Category: Potions Under Duress
This schmaltzy fic was inspired by Southern_Witch_69's 2005 WIKTT "How Could It Be Christmas Challenge." Severus Snape has been exonerated for the cr...
Last Updated: 2015/01/13
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 13609

Severus Snape Sung to Good King Wenceslas [T (PG-13)]
by JustJeanette
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Category: Potions Under Duress
Yes, JustJeanette is still filking. A new carol filk for the HP Universe....
Last Updated: 2015/01/08
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 171

Consequences of Meddling with Time [MA (NC-17)]
by beaweasley2
[Reviews: 729]
Category: Category: Potter Place's Variety Challenge 2009
Category: Potions Under Duress
Variety Challenge first runner up. Hermione Granger is given a Time-Turner and instructions to use it. Only, using a Time-Turner can be a little trick...
Last Updated: 2015/01/05
Chapters: 54 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 374807

A Magical Creature Like None Other: Rara Avis [MA (NC-17)]
by nagandsev
[Reviews: 13]
Category: Lucius Big Bang
Category: Malfoy Manor
Released from Azkaban and outcast, a hypothermic Lucius is left to the elements in his final hours. A Wizarding naturalist discovers him; one who grea...
Last Updated: 2015/01/01
Chapters: 2 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 13908

Second Chance [K (G)]
by Memory
[Reviews: 185]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Severus meets Albus Severus. The past comes back in a very peculiar form....
Last Updated: 2015/01/01
Chapters: 38 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 137454

A Polyjuiced Meeting [MA (NC-17)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 8]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Hermione has desired Snape for quite some time and decides to take matters into her own hands, but will she be able to handle the repercussions?...
Last Updated: 2014/12/25
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 5016

Partners [MA (NC-17)]
by Savva
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Malfoy Manor
Category: Forbidden Forest
They were partners … in more ways than one. ...
Last Updated: 2014/12/22
Chapters: 2 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 6312

Accommodations [T (PG-13)]
by kellychambliss
[Reviews: 8]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
After the war, Snape has been pardoned and pensioned and is planning to leave the country....
Last Updated: 2014/12/18
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 2992

His Poisoned Christmas Carol [K+ (PG)]
by Subversa
[Reviews: 8]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Summary: Three months after their wedding, Hermione and Severus celebrate their first Christmas. The Snapes host the Order Christmas party, where Herm...
Last Updated: 2014/12/15
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 5951

Silver Linings [M (R)]
by jennybenny2845
[Reviews: 6]
Category: Malfoy Manor
Category: Hogwarts Castle
A tragedy forces two people into a peculiar situation. Will they be able to make the best of it, or will their differences tear them apart?...
Last Updated: 2014/12/11
Chapters: 4 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 9912

Something Akin to Normalcy [M (R)]
by thebridgeovertheriverkwai
[Reviews: 61]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Hermione Granger has had enough. What with the war over and Voldemort gone, she finds the confining walls of Hogwarts overbearingly trying. And with j...
Last Updated: 2014/12/09
Chapters: 10 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 28639

Waltzing [M (R)]
by Savva
[Reviews: 9]
Category: Malfoy Manor
Category: Lucius Big Bang
In a waltz, just like in love, the right partner is everything. ...
Last Updated: 2014/12/07
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 3274

Power of the Mind [T (PG-13)]
by gersknightlady
[Reviews: 180]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Now a professor at Hogwarts, Hermione Granger begins to experience fierce migraines and voices in her head. What is causing these headaches or who?...
Last Updated: 2014/12/01
Chapters: 20 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 79597

Ghost of Castle Wink [K (G)]
by dracontia
[Reviews: 8]
Category: Malfoy Manor
Since about 1412, the village of Castle Wink has had a visitor every thirty years or so. ...
Last Updated: 2014/11/26
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1710

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Dumbledore's Bequest [M (R)]
by melusin
[Reviews: 11]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: Drabbles
Drabble series for LJ's grangersnape100 Challenge: Through the Keyhole....
Last Updated: 2015/06/14
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 933

The Sly Puss [K (G)]
by stgulik
[Reviews: 3]
Category: GrangerSnape100
Severus and Hermione learn something new about the familiar....
Last Updated: 2015/05/30
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 229

His Hands [M (R)]
by Savva
[Reviews: 4]
Category: GrangerSnape100
Category: Potions Under Duress
There is something about his hands....
Last Updated: 2015/05/08
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 182

Many Thanks, Part 6 [K (G)]
by dracontia
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Malfoy Manor
Scorpius saved his most important thank-you note for last. It took until he returned to school to find the words. Another “A Credit to Their Houses” s...
Last Updated: 2015/03/31
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 309

Hogwarts' New Portrait [K (G)]
by richardgloucester
[Reviews: 20]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Category: GrangerSnape100
This double drabble was written as a small tribute to Terry Pratchett, who died on March 12th, 2015. Of course he knew about Hogwarts. Of course he ...
Last Updated: 2015/03/14
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 209

Many Thanks, Part 5 [K (G)]
by dracontia
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Malfoy Manor
The day after Christmas, Scorpius dutifully sits down with quill, ink, and parchment. Another “A Credit to Their Houses” sequel, set in our trio’s Fir...
Last Updated: 2015/02/26
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 127

Body Language [T (PG-13)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: GrangerSnape100
A small, intimate moment between them. ...
Last Updated: 2015/02/17
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 155

Half-pecked [K (G)]
by stgulik
[Reviews: 6]
Category: GrangerSnape100
Further adventures of Granger & Snape, wand core hunters...
Last Updated: 2015/02/16
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 126

Many Thanks, Part 4 [K (G)]
by dracontia
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Malfoy Manor
The day after Christmas, Scorpius dutifully sits down with quill, ink, and parchment. . Another “A Credit to Their Houses” sequel, set in our trio’s F...
Last Updated: 2015/01/31
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 104

1998. June 20. Sunset. [T (PG-13)]
by Savva
[Reviews: 6]
Category: GrangerSnape100
Category: Potions Under Duress
Just a short conversation in a moonlit garden. Drabble....
Last Updated: 2015/01/24
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 332

As the Confetti Rained Down [K+ (PG)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: GrangerSnape100
Hermione, Severus, and their daughter share a small moment during the Christmas season....
Last Updated: 2015/01/16
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 149

Vampire!Hermione Relapsed [MA (NC-17)]
by Amita
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Chronicle of a descent. Not much is held back. ...
Last Updated: 2015/01/14
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 3465

Many Thanks, Part 3 [K (G)]
by dracontia
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Malfoy Manor
The day after Christmas, Scorpius dutifully sits down with quill, ink, and parchment. Some notes inspire a reply. Another “A Credit to Their Houses” s...
Last Updated: 2015/01/11
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 238

Many Thanks, Part 2 [K (G)]
by dracontia
[Reviews: 7]
Category: Malfoy Manor
The day after Christmas, Scorpius dutifully sits down with quill, ink, and parchment--for which he also shows due gratitude. Another “A Credit to Thei...
Last Updated: 2015/01/06
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 148

A Very Long Christmas Eve Day [K+ (PG)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: GrangerSnape100
Hermione and Severus are woken up by their son, Silas....
Last Updated: 2015/01/05
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 164

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Rage--Forbidden Monastery [K+ (PG)]
by chivalric
[Reviews: 11]
Category: Novelette
Rage, a seasoned assassin, lives by his own rules. Lucinda, his latest target, is sixteen, snappish, and can truly take care of herself. She grew up...
Last Updated: 2015/05/06
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 2806

Pet Haiku [K+ (PG)]
by MHaydn
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Category: Poetry: Haiku
About two sisters...
Last Updated: 2015/02/27
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 15

Reality Check [K (G)]
by kittylefish
[Reviews: 1]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
What's there to forgive, really?...
Last Updated: 2014/10/13
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 18

Crow and Crown [K+ (PG)]
by chivalric
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Novelette
Four years after Ari and Dagur’s forced marriage, not many know the man at the future king’s side. Dagur, the king’s nephew, is convinced secrecy is n...
Last Updated: 2014/01/29
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1004

I Am a Lover of the Universe [K+ (PG)]
by kittylefish
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
Ecstatic love poem that came to me on the morning of New Year's Eve....
Last Updated: 2014/01/23
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 105

The Universe Addresses a Bully [K+ (PG)]
by karelia
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Short Story
You caught him once again unawares, well done. He shrinks before your eyes, even though every word you utter is meaningless and without any shred of t...
Last Updated: 2014/01/12
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 791

The Music of the Spheres [K+ (PG)]
by karelia
[Reviews: 6]
Category: Short Story
Music. Intricately woven into the tapestry of the universe. Such immense beauty, words fail....
Last Updated: 2013/12/26
Chapters: 5 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1568

Me and You [K+ (PG)]
by oohdear
[Reviews: 1]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
Something I wrote in a haze!!...
Last Updated: 2013/10/12
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 118

Tree of my Heart [K+ (PG)]
by JunoMagic
[Reviews: 8]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
Category:
Category: Poetry: Other
A tree poem....
Last Updated: 2013/05/17
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 100

The Gallery of Seasons [K+ (PG)]
by JunoMagic
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
Category:
Category: Poetry: Other
A poem of the seasons....
Last Updated: 2013/05/17
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 144

Me, me and me [K (G)]
by oohdear
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
Category:
Category: Poetry: Free Form
Greed, sleeping, too stupid to care, oh no wait, too brain washed to care...
Last Updated: 2013/03/01
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 157

Brimstone [K+ (PG)]
by shosier
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Novelette
Amanda Ryder never asked for her special ESP gifts--only her family never believed her innocence. Now, her virginity just became a matter of life and ...
Last Updated: 2013/01/07
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 2084

Crow and Firefly [K+ (PG)]
by chivalric
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Novelette
With the life of his sister and newborn nephew at stake, shapeshifter Ari is trapped in a castle and compelled to accept a situation he’d dreaded: he ...
Last Updated: 2012/11/13
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 555

Nine Dates [K+ (PG)]
by shosier
[Reviews: 9]
Category: Novelette
Finalist, 2011 Valley Forge RWA "Sheila" Award... John and Paul have build a strong foundation of love between them. Will Beth be added strength to th...
Last Updated: 2012/10/01
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 3623

Searching for Love [K+ (PG)]
by BloodTraitor
[Reviews: 223]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
A song-like poem about finding love and keeping it....
Last Updated: 2012/08/31
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 192

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George & Annie: An Unofficial Biography [MA (NC-17)]
by shosier
[Reviews: 291]
Category: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Fred and George Weasley’s troublemaking careers didn’t start the day they reached Hogwarts. In fact, ...

Caramel [MA (NC-17)]
by corianderpie
[Reviews: 772]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Is there such a thing as a harmless crush? Over the course of a year, two people experience the peri ...

Water -- Leaves -- Ice [T (PG-13)]
by Amita
[Reviews: 9]
Category: Category: Saturday Night Drabbles
Two icy souls thaw. ...

Be Neither [K+ (PG)]
by moiramountain
[Reviews: 25]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
"Assuming you have been sorted correctly... " Professor Severus Snape offers both advice and a chal ...

My Never [K+ (PG)]
by BrenaMarie
[Reviews: 10]
Category: Category: Saturday Night Drabbles
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Remus is trying to get something done, but he keeps getting interrupted. What could he possibly be ...

Scylla, Charybdis and the Delicate Art of Secret-Keeping [M (R)]
by diabolica
[Reviews: 34]
Category: Malfoy Manor
Category: Azkaban Prison
The most convincing lies come dressed in layers of truth; the best-kept secrets hide themselves in a ...

The Inheritance [MA (NC-17)]
by drcjsnider
[Reviews: 10]
Category: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Scorpius Malfoy is in serious trouble. When he can’t turn to his family or his friends for help, he ...

Memoirs of a Lady - What Really Happened in the Shrieking Shack. [M (R)]
by sunny33
[Reviews: 96]
Category: Category: Free of THAT Challenge
How did Snape survive Nagini's bite? Here is the REAL story. No THATs were harmed in the writing o ...

Ball is a Four-Letter Word [MA (NC-17)]
by juniperus
[Reviews: 11]
Category: Forbidden Forest
An unexpected guest attends a charity event... with very unexpected consequences. ...

Flourishings [K+ (PG)]
by Stefdarlin
[Reviews: 6]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Filius tells Pomona a special bedtime story involving a twist on The Secret Garden. ...



Et lux perpetua luceat eis.
We are very sorry to have recieved news that TPP authors Ms_Figg and Becky have recently passed away. Their families remain in our thoughts - Requiescat in pace.
~juniperus~
2015/07/21 - 01:43PM
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Hosting, TPP, and Thou
When TPP was in crisis four years ago, our community rallied together with an auction to save the site. Generous people offered the fruits of their creative labours, and other generous people bid and won those fruits. We were able to pay for two years of hosting for the site.

Two years ago the threat of losing the site and everything archived here once again reared its head. Together, we got past that hurdle, as well.

We must ask once more for your generosity to help us pay the bill due in a few days; fees, once paid, that will allow us to continue enjoying the TPP community's creativity and skill for another two years. With other HP archives rapidly disappearing, it is more important now than ever to preserve our archive and our community: if we come together, as each are able, we're confident we can do this. 

We appreciate the support of our fanfiction community in every aspect: the artwork, stories, and poetry created by our generous authors and artists; the reviews from our avid readers that form the bond between author and audience; and the patience, support, and kindness shown the hardworking members of our volunteer admin team. We have spent the past ten years building each other up, building the archive - your continuing financial support helps keep us alive.

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2015/03/20 - 02:54PM
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Ten Stories ◦ Ten Months ◦ Ten Years
The Petulant Poetess is celebrating its 10th anniversary by shining the light of Lumos! on stories that have been featured through the years. 

Through 2015, every month--beginning with March and 2005--will feature ten stories representing some of the best each year had to offer.

Celebrate with us - may TPP continue to nurture writers and offer some of the best HP fanfic around for another ten years!
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2015/03/11 - 10:05AM
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Let's hear it for our Top Ten Reviewers of 2014!
mick42 (822 reviews posted)
breastlady (230 reviews posted)
jadecadence (227 reviews posted)
Phyllidia (224 reviews posted)
TheCopperDragon2004 (207 reviews posted)
braye27 (204 reviews posted)
sunny33 (106 reviews posted)
articcat621 (102 reviews posted)
phoenix (96 reviews posted)
Wildcard (88 reviews posted)


TPP's most prolific readers AND reviewers!

Do you have it in you to make the top ten for 2015? Read and review--give the authors some love!
~juniperus~
2015/01/09 - 01:27PM
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