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The Voice of All the Gods [T (PG-13)]
by R J Lupins Kat
[Reviews: 37]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
RBHJ: Unwavering loyalty, social propriety, hierarchy of station. Regulus Black knew his place, his purpose, his duty. What he didn’t know was hims...
Last Updated: 2014/01/04
Chapters: 13 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 61721

Champagne Supernova [MA (NC-17)]
by PersephoneVerte
[Reviews: 6]
Category: Malfoy Manor
Hermione is annoyed that Ron is flirting with Astoria Greengrass. Draco just wants to have some fun and cause a little mischief....
Last Updated: 2014/01/03
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 2363

Safe In Your Arms [K+ (PG)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Hermione gets frightened during a thunderstorm. ...
Last Updated: 2014/01/02
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1518

The Iago Complex [M (R)]
by Proulxes
[Reviews: 127]
Category: Potions Under Duress
What happens when a new relationship is threatened? A story for HBAR, combining politics, passion and peacock shit....
Last Updated: 2014/01/01
Chapters: 13 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 24656

And I'll Hold You Tightly, I'll Give You Nothing But Truth [M (R)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Bill and Fleur struggle after tragedy strikes their marriage....
Last Updated: 2013/12/29
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 949

The Unexpected Patient [K (G)]
by ks51689
[Reviews: 14]
Category: sshg_promptfest
Category: Potions Under Duress
Just another normal day for Healer Granger … or is it? Written for 2013 SSHG Promptfest....
Last Updated: 2013/12/28
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 2822

It’s a Wonderful Life, He Hopes [K+ (PG)]
by pokeystar
[Reviews: 65]
Category: Malfoy Manor
A series of Christmastime drabblish vignettes, in the life of Draco & Hermione. Draco ponders choices......
Last Updated: 2013/12/27
Chapters: 15 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 11376

Consequences of Meddling with Time [MA (NC-17)]
by beaweasley2
[Reviews: 679]
Category: Category: Potter Place's Variety Challenge 2009
Category: Potions Under Duress
Variety Challenge first runner up. Hermione Granger is given a Time-Turner and instructions to use it. Only, using a Time-Turner can be a little trick...
Last Updated: 2013/12/27
Chapters: 44 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 278772

Just Business [T (PG-13)]
by museymuse
[Reviews: 27]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: SSHG_Exchange
Hermione Granger's business is failing, badly. When Severus Snape turns up and offers her a chance to save it, she can't believe her luck; but working...
Last Updated: 2013/12/26
Chapters: 4 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 17191

It's A Wonderful Life [MA (NC-17)]
by neelix
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Potions Under Duress
A smutty little Christmas one-shot...
Last Updated: 2013/12/26
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1328

Labour of Love [MA (NC-17)]
by TeddyRadiator
[Reviews: 52]
Category: Potions Under Duress
A story of two halves, showing the journey from where we are to where we are going. Professor Snape never wanted an apprentice; Hermione Granger never...
Last Updated: 2013/12/22
Chapters: 6 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 12785

Merry Christmas, Dudley [MA (NC-17)]
by Savva
[Reviews: 7]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
He thought he would have to spend this Christmas alone. He was wrong....
Last Updated: 2013/12/21
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 3168

The Little Black Book [K+ (PG)]
by Minerva
[Reviews: 7]
Category: Potions Under Duress
When packing up his library Severus Snape comes across a small Muggle-notebook. It reminds him of times long gone....
Last Updated: 2013/12/20
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1614

How Snape Didn't Steal Christmas [T (PG-13)]
by Dreamy_Dragon
[Reviews: 9]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Snape isn't keen on Christmas. Especially not the Hogwarts variety. No, really....
Last Updated: 2013/12/18
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 2485

The Deal that Screwed Padfoot (but Helped Moony) [MA (NC-17)]
by purpleygirl
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Forbidden Forest
Category: Shrieking Shack
Snape gives Sirius the chance to help Remus out. Sirius doesn’t realise just how far his part of the bargain will go. But then, neither does Snape....
Last Updated: 2013/12/15
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 3588

The Polyjuiced Soul [MA (NC-17)]
by neelix
[Reviews: 142]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Severus Snape reluctantly agrees to assist new Potions Professor Granger with a new project, with unexpected consequences....
Last Updated: 2013/12/13
Chapters: 21 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 47754

No Rest for The Wicked [M (R)]
by Savva
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Lucius Big Bang
Category: Malfoy Manor
A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. (Walter Winchell)...
Last Updated: 2013/12/11
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 3686

I Still Don't Like You [MA (NC-17)]
by sunny33
[Reviews: 71]
Category: SSHG_Exchange
Category: Potions Under Duress
Hermione is Chosen to be an Unspeakable. She’s not too happy with their methods or her assigned partner....
Last Updated: 2013/12/04
Chapters: 6 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 16551

The Tortured Soul [T (PG-13)]
by purpleygirl
[Reviews: 15]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Category: Azkaban Prison
What's worse than discovering you've someone else's soul instead of your own? What if it's that of your childhood enemy, James Potter? Harry and Snape...
Last Updated: 2013/12/03
Chapters: 10 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 45760

I Need You [T (PG-13)]
by Maria Lynette
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Because Hermione couldn’t be with the wizard she loved, she decided to love the wizard she was with, breaking three hearts instead of one. ...
Last Updated: 2013/11/28
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1451

Resonare Mortis [M (R)]
by Laralee
[Reviews: 24]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: sshg_promptfest
Somewhere, in the midst of all the chaos following the end of the war, someone made an error. Winner, Second place for Best Drama-Angst Fic in...
Last Updated: 2013/11/23
Chapters: 4 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 30001

Right Nor Wrong [M (R)]
by kellychambliss
[Reviews: 10]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Unlike his namesake in Greek mythology, Argus Filch does not have a hundred eyes. But he sees a great deal all the same. Told from Filch's pov; eventu...
Last Updated: 2013/11/16
Chapters: 3 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 12362

My Virgin Eyes! [M (R)]
by flaminia_x
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Shrieking Shack
Category: Forbidden Forest
″Moony, your … offspring is buggering my grandson!″...
Last Updated: 2013/11/12
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 3230

On Veelas, Light and Dark [T (PG-13)]
by linlawless
[Reviews: 81]
Category: Potions Under Duress
A heart-broken Hermione seeks solace in the library, where she learns more than she ever expected about things – and people – she couldn't have predic...
Last Updated: 2013/11/10
Chapters: 7 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 9964

English Suite [MA (NC-17)]
by Savva
[Reviews: 6]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
A fickle heart is the only constant in this world.(Diana Wynne Jones) Hermione Granger/Anthony Goldstein...
Last Updated: 2013/11/09
Chapters: 3 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 9658

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Liquid Courage [K+ (PG)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 1]
Category: Malfoy Manor
Category: Forbidden Forest
Harry watches him from afar. Draco could never want him, so wishing for otherwise was dumb, right?...
Last Updated: 2014/04/20
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 127

His Legacy [T (PG-13)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 3]
Category: GrangerSnape100
Category: Potions Under Duress
Hermione reflects on the moment she loses her love....
Last Updated: 2014/04/14
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 102

Rescued [K (G)]
by stgulik
[Reviews: 8]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: GrangerSnape100
Written for the "Rescue me" challenge on GS100....
Last Updated: 2014/03/19
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 223

My Fair Lady [T (PG-13)]
by Pearle
[Reviews: 10]
Category: GrangerSnape100
Category: Potions Under Duress
An unknown hex has an odd effect on our dour Potions Master....
Last Updated: 2014/03/06
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1837

The Clearing [K+ (PG)]
by Pearle
[Reviews: 8]
Category: GrangerSnape100
Category: Potions Under Duress
Severus and Hermione have been colleagues for many years, long enough to have become friends, but how much do they really know about each other?...
Last Updated: 2014/03/06
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 677

Memento Vivendi [K+ (PG)]
by Ladymage Samiko
[Reviews: 4]
Category: GrangerSnape100
Category: Potions Under Duress
In the midst of grief, Hermione remembers…...
Last Updated: 2014/02/27
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 170

A Revelation Beyond Words [K (G)]
by stgulik
[Reviews: 10]
Category: GrangerSnape100
Category: Potions Under Duress
Hermione is moments away from the altar when she receives a visit from Severus Snape. Submitted to the GS100 "Married in the Morning" challenge....
Last Updated: 2014/02/18
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 754

Severus' Mince Pie [K+ (PG)]
by Jolene_Wawr
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
2013 Christmas Drabble. The Christmas word I picked was 'mince pie'. ...
Last Updated: 2014/02/18
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 190

And He Was Afraid [T (PG-13)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Azkaban Prison
Regulus takes a moment to reflect before he attempts to destroy the Dark Lord's Horcrux....
Last Updated: 2014/02/15
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 199

The Dress [K+ (PG)]
by imhilien
[Reviews: 7]
Category: GrangerSnape100
Category: Potions Under Duress
Conversation between Hermione and Snape on a dance floor......
Last Updated: 2014/02/15
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 137

A Quintet of Drabbles [K+ (PG)]
by Pearle
[Reviews: 18]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: GrangerSnape100
The bed is cold at three in morning when Severus wakes up alone....
Last Updated: 2014/02/13
Chapters: 5 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1441

Duel at Rannoch Moor [T (PG-13)]
by Fairfield
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Category: Saturday Night Drabbles
The founding wizards receive a challenge. ...
Last Updated: 2014/02/09
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 355

Going Through the Emotions [K+ (PG)]
by Ladymage Samiko
[Reviews: 3]
Category: GrangerSnape100
Category: Potions Under Duress
Snape is not a gracious man under any circumstances, so why is she still here?...
Last Updated: 2014/02/07
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 122

The Nemesis [K (G)]
by Ladymage Samiko
[Reviews: 4]
Category: GrangerSnape100
Category: Potions Under Duress
A dastardly assassin, pursued by a certain wizard couple, runs into a… small problem. Includes a Respectfully Intended Cameo Appearance (x2)....
Last Updated: 2014/02/07
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 156

Bottles [K+ (PG)]
by Ladymage Samiko
[Reviews: 3]
Category: GrangerSnape100
Category: Potions Under Duress
Severus discovers a series of bottles his wife has left for him....
Last Updated: 2014/02/07
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 127

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Crow and Crown [K+ (PG)]
by chivalric
[Reviews: 1]
Category: Novelette
Four years after Ari and Dagur’s forced marriage, not many know the man at the future king’s side. Dagur, the king’s nephew, is convinced secrecy is n...
Last Updated: 2014/01/29
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1004

I Am a Lover of the Universe [K+ (PG)]
by kittylefish
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
Ecstatic love poem that came to me on the morning of New Year's Eve....
Last Updated: 2014/01/23
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 105

The Universe Addresses a Bully [K+ (PG)]
by karelia
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Short Story
You caught him once again unawares, well done. He shrinks before your eyes, even though every word you utter is meaningless and without any shred of t...
Last Updated: 2014/01/12
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 791

The Music of the Spheres [K+ (PG)]
by karelia
[Reviews: 6]
Category: Short Story
Music. Intricately woven into the tapestry of the universe. Such immense beauty, words fail....
Last Updated: 2013/12/26
Chapters: 5 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1568

Me and You [K+ (PG)]
by oohdear
[Reviews: 1]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
Something I wrote in a haze!!...
Last Updated: 2013/10/12
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 118

Tree of my Heart [K+ (PG)]
by JunoMagic
[Reviews: 8]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
Category:
Category: Poetry: Other
A tree poem....
Last Updated: 2013/05/17
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 100

The Gallery of Seasons [K+ (PG)]
by JunoMagic
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
Category:
Category: Poetry: Other
A poem of the seasons....
Last Updated: 2013/05/17
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 144

Me, me and me [K (G)]
by oohdear
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
Category:
Category: Poetry: Free Form
Greed, sleeping, too stupid to care, oh no wait, too brain washed to care...
Last Updated: 2013/03/01
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 157

Brimstone [K+ (PG)]
by shosier
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Novelette
Amanda Ryder never asked for her special ESP gifts--only her family never believed her innocence. Now, her virginity just became a matter of life and ...
Last Updated: 2013/01/07
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 2084

Crow and Firefly [K+ (PG)]
by chivalric
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Novelette
With the life of his sister and newborn nephew at stake, shapeshifter Ari is trapped in a castle and compelled to accept a situation he’d dreaded: he ...
Last Updated: 2012/11/13
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 555

Nine Dates [K+ (PG)]
by shosier
[Reviews: 6]
Category: Novelette
Finalist, 2011 Valley Forge RWA "Sheila" Award... John and Paul have build a strong foundation of love between them. Will Beth be added strength to th...
Last Updated: 2012/10/01
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 3623

Searching for Love [K+ (PG)]
by BloodTraitor
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
A song-like poem about finding love and keeping it....
Last Updated: 2012/08/31
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 192

Fire Figures [K+ (PG)]
by JunoMagic
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
The flames paint strange figures and tell even stranger stories....
Last Updated: 2012/06/30
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 145

Manifesting her Home [K+ (PG)]
by karelia
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Short Story
A visit to a quirky yet functional kitchen....
Last Updated: 2012/06/17
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 1599

Once Upon A Time [M (R)]
by JunoMagic
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
A prayer to alien archeologists....
Last Updated: 2012/06/16
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 253

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A Second Chance For Happiness [M (R)]
by star_girl
[Reviews: 176]
Category: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Life does not always turn out the way we want it to. Ten years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Severus ...

His Galatea [K+ (PG)]
by linlawless
[Reviews: 13]
Category: Category: Saturday Night Drabbles
Category: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
When Hermione hears about a certain piece of artwork on display at Malfoy Manor, Ron has some explai ...

AWWW [K+ (PG)]
by TeaOli
[Reviews: 14]
Category: Category: Saturday Night Drabbles
Category: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Someone's been sending mystery parcels to George Weasley. ...

Question of Identity [K+ (PG)]
by dracontia
[Reviews: 10]
Category: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
No one can really tell twins apart. ...

Paid in Full [K+ (PG)]
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[Reviews: 4]
Category: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Good businessmen rarely bargain. But when there is so much to gain and such an easy mark, how can th ...


time runs out
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2014/02/01 - 11:26AM
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Applause for Our Reviewers!
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The Petulant Snape Boy Strikes
We recently fell in love with a young gentleman, who we affectionately call Petulant Snape Boy. Yes, he is snarky and a bit of a git sometimes, but he is also so adorable that we can't help but want to put him in our pocket and take him with us wherever we go.
The problem is... he is a bit of a mystery to us.
This, oh dear writers of TPP, is where you come in. We need your help! Tell us: Is PSB a young Severus Snape? Is he a progeny of our beloved Potions master? Why is he so irritated? What is up with his dog?
We want to know it all!
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