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On Cho [K+ (PG)]
by Fairfield
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Essays
Brief essay....
Last Updated: 2014/08/11
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 295

The Angel Investor [K+ (PG)]
by stgulik
[Reviews: 9]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: sshg_promptfest
A comedy of labors, love and lobster....
Last Updated: 2014/08/09
Chapters: 2 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 11938

Days Are Forgotten [MA (NC-17)]
by Savva
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Malfoy Manor
Even the strongest of us need help sometimes, and occasionally, while helping others, we actually helping ourselves. ...
Last Updated: 2014/08/07
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 6910

Willow [K+ (PG)]
by Laralee
[Reviews: 5]
Category: sshg_newbies Newbie Fest
Category: Potions Under Duress
It could be argued that Willow was neither her mother nor father's child....
Last Updated: 2014/08/06
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 4072

A Day At The Zoo [K+ (PG)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: sshg_promptfest
Hermione and Severus agree to take James, Albus, and Lily to London Zoo for the day....
Last Updated: 2014/08/06
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 3126

Green-Eyed Monster [T (PG-13)]
by jennybenny2845
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Malfoy Manor
Category: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
There is a fine line between being friendly and being flirty....
Last Updated: 2014/08/06
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1740

The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach [MA (NC-17)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 43]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Hermione offers to teach her friend Martha's summer baking class. While doing so, she runs into someone she hadn't seen for years....
Last Updated: 2014/08/02
Chapters: 8 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 11975

All He Ever Wanted [T (PG-13)]
by jennybenny2845
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Azkaban Prison
Fenrir seeks recognition and acceptance. A mysterious man offers him a chance. How far will he go to prove he's worth it?...
Last Updated: 2014/07/30
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1503

The Plight-Trothed Bride [MA (NC-17)]
by beaweasley2
[Reviews: 1271]
Category: Category: Potter Place's Post DH Prompt Challenge
Hermione, Ginny and Luna, sharing a girl moment, decide to cast a Pairing-Plight Troth Charm on themselves for fun. Each placed in the cauldron one ye...
Last Updated: 2014/07/30
Chapters: 63 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 478365

Occultation [M (R)]
by nagandsev
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Hermione goes to Xenophilius' art gallery opening. How could Occultation not occur? ...
Last Updated: 2014/07/29
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 2066

Entwined In Their Arms [MA (NC-17)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Azkaban Prison
After Hermione stumbles upon an unexpected scene in her bedroom, she heads to the Leaky Cauldron to drown her sorrows. There, she meets two men that c...
Last Updated: 2014/07/27
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 3907

Ambitious Entanglements [T (PG-13)]
by jennybenny2845
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Malfoy Manor
An application uncovers feelings of rejection and regret. Two people have a lot to prove. Can they drop their grudges for the Greater Good?...
Last Updated: 2014/07/25
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 4571

There Will Always Be Hope [M (R)]
by morgaine_dulac
[Reviews: 54]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
After Snape has been told that Lily’s son has only been kept alive so that he can die at the right moment, he leaves Hogwarts for a little Muggle town...
Last Updated: 2014/07/24
Chapters: 19 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 66150

Root Cause [MA (NC-17)]
by MHaydn
[Reviews: 36]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Our writers struggle to produce a PWP. Warning: Erotica is not their forte. ...
Last Updated: 2014/07/22
Chapters: 21 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 35309

A Well-Made Match [MA (NC-17)]
by Southern_Witch_69
[Reviews: 272]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category:
Category: Yenta Livery Company
Hermione's life takes an unexpected turn due to a medical issue. What she wants is still possible, just not with the man she thought she'd have it wit...
Last Updated: 2014/07/22
Chapters: 18 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 48020

Precious Proclivities [M (R)]
by jennybenny2845
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Forbidden Forest
Category: Malfoy Manor
Tomayto, tomahto – it's essentially the same, right? Several tumblers of Firewhisky have Harry singing a different tune and looking at someone in a ne...
Last Updated: 2014/07/21
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 2175

These Small Hours [T (PG-13)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Forbidden Forest
Category: Azkaban Prison
Harry starts to visit Snape at St. Mungo's. How will this affect him? How will this affect the older wizard?...
Last Updated: 2014/07/21
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1663

Shepherds and Sinners [MA (NC-17)]
by jennybenny2845
[Reviews: 6]
Category: Malfoy Manor
Category: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
When fire meets ice......
Last Updated: 2014/07/19
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 5678

Hallelujah, I Just Love Her So [K+ (PG)]
by Minerva
[Reviews: 9]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Severus Snape receives a valuable book from a colleague and tries to return the gift. ...
Last Updated: 2014/07/14
Chapters: 2 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 2845

All Yours [T (PG-13)]
by purpleygirl
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Forbidden Forest
It's Remus's birthday, but while Severus finds something for Remus, it's Remus who has something important to give Severus....
Last Updated: 2014/07/12
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 872

Beauty of Nature [K+ (PG)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Hermione and Severus are collecting potion ingredients in the mountains....
Last Updated: 2014/07/12
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 950

Her Secret Admirer [T (PG-13)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 17]
Category: Malfoy Manor
Hermione begins to receive notes from her secret admirer. As the Masquerade Ball draws closer, she hopes to find out his identity....
Last Updated: 2014/07/08
Chapters: 5 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 7962

Ulysses [M (R)]
by Savva
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Every year Theodore Nott embarks on an expedition in hope to bring home a rare tropical beauty. He finds it this time. ...
Last Updated: 2014/07/07
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 4579

Roses in December [M (R)]
by kellychambliss
[Reviews: 18]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
As teacher and student, Professor McGonagall and Mr Longbottom understand their relationship very well. But what happens when they are forced to beco...
Last Updated: 2014/07/02
Chapters: 9 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 13119

Saving Lucius [MA (NC-17)]
by sunny33
[Reviews: 42]
Category: Lucius Big Bang
Category: Forbidden Forest
Lucius has lost his way after Narcissa left him. There is only one person who can bring him back. ...
Last Updated: 2014/07/02
Chapters: 6 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 6660

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Vampire!Hermione Rescued [MA (NC-17)]
by Amita
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Potions Under Duress
An innocuous adventure....
Last Updated: 2014/11/29
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1314

Family Tendencies [K (G)]
by dracontia
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Once upon a time, a boy went to his grandfather’s funeral and came home with a magical toy. Four years later, something came of it. Sequel to ‘Our Cou...
Last Updated: 2014/11/13
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 218

Jester Justice: A Meme-Based Drabble [K (G)]
by dracontia
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Being heroic is thirsty work. (It’s a drabble—if I say more, the summary will be longer than the story!)...
Last Updated: 2014/11/07
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 410

Coming Through [K+ (PG)]
by Ladymage Samiko
[Reviews: 2]
Category: GrangerSnape100
Category: Potions Under Duress
Hermione rushes back to save Severus....
Last Updated: 2014/11/07
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 114

Vagrant Vines: A Meme-Based Drabble [K+ (PG)]
by dracontia
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Neville needs a plant-sitter. Mostly dialogue- an LJ meme gone a bit mad (explanation in the Author’s Note within.) ...
Last Updated: 2014/11/05
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 329

99 Bottles [K+ (PG)]
by stgulik
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: GrangerSnape100
When hunting for Veela hair, have a back-up plan....
Last Updated: 2014/10/11
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 552

Shard [T (PG-13)]
by MHaydn
[Reviews: 7]
Category: Category: Saturday Night Drabbles
Our team of writers return....
Last Updated: 2014/10/05
Chapters: 4 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 6742

Once Upon a Time Capsule [T (PG-13)]
by Amita
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Category: Saturday Night Drabbles
Category: Potions Under Duress
Our intrepid pair open a time capsule and find a masterpiece....
Last Updated: 2014/09/14
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 968

To Make You Free [M (R)]
by Ladymage Samiko
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: GrangerSnape100
Severus becomes bound to—and by—Hermione. (GS100 'Someday My Prince Will Come' challenge)...
Last Updated: 2014/08/15
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 143

It's Been Seven Years [K+ (PG)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: GrangerSnape100
It's been seven years since I saved Severus's life....
Last Updated: 2014/08/04
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 691

Invitation to the Dance [T (PG-13)]
by Fairfield
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Category: Saturday Night Drabbles
Cho Chang as never seen before. ...
Last Updated: 2014/08/03
Chapters: 3 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 3983

Trying New Things [K+ (PG)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: GrangerSnape100
Hermione and Severus getting ready for the Ministry Celebration....
Last Updated: 2014/07/30
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 154

The Mischievous Snapes [K+ (PG)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: GrangerSnape100
Harry watches Hermione and Severus at the Christmas party....
Last Updated: 2014/07/28
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 148

Prettying Up [K+ (PG)]
by purpleygirl
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Forbidden Forest
Lupin and Snape find a house ... [Drabble/100-Word]...
Last Updated: 2014/07/23
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 140

Her Silly Amulet [K+ (PG)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 6]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: GrangerSnape100
Hermione gives Severus an amulet to keep him safe....
Last Updated: 2014/07/13
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 449

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Reality Check [K (G)]
by kittylefish
[Reviews: 0]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
What's there to forgive, really?...
Last Updated: 2014/10/13
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 18

Crow and Crown [K+ (PG)]
by chivalric
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Novelette
Four years after Ari and Dagur’s forced marriage, not many know the man at the future king’s side. Dagur, the king’s nephew, is convinced secrecy is n...
Last Updated: 2014/01/29
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1004

I Am a Lover of the Universe [K+ (PG)]
by kittylefish
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
Ecstatic love poem that came to me on the morning of New Year's Eve....
Last Updated: 2014/01/23
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 105

The Universe Addresses a Bully [K+ (PG)]
by karelia
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Short Story
You caught him once again unawares, well done. He shrinks before your eyes, even though every word you utter is meaningless and without any shred of t...
Last Updated: 2014/01/12
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 791

The Music of the Spheres [K+ (PG)]
by karelia
[Reviews: 6]
Category: Short Story
Music. Intricately woven into the tapestry of the universe. Such immense beauty, words fail....
Last Updated: 2013/12/26
Chapters: 5 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1568

Me and You [K+ (PG)]
by oohdear
[Reviews: 1]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
Something I wrote in a haze!!...
Last Updated: 2013/10/12
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 118

Tree of my Heart [K+ (PG)]
by JunoMagic
[Reviews: 8]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
Category:
Category: Poetry: Other
A tree poem....
Last Updated: 2013/05/17
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 100

The Gallery of Seasons [K+ (PG)]
by JunoMagic
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
Category:
Category: Poetry: Other
A poem of the seasons....
Last Updated: 2013/05/17
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 144

Me, me and me [K (G)]
by oohdear
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
Category:
Category: Poetry: Free Form
Greed, sleeping, too stupid to care, oh no wait, too brain washed to care...
Last Updated: 2013/03/01
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 157

Brimstone [K+ (PG)]
by shosier
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Novelette
Amanda Ryder never asked for her special ESP gifts--only her family never believed her innocence. Now, her virginity just became a matter of life and ...
Last Updated: 2013/01/07
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 2084

Crow and Firefly [K+ (PG)]
by chivalric
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Novelette
With the life of his sister and newborn nephew at stake, shapeshifter Ari is trapped in a castle and compelled to accept a situation he’d dreaded: he ...
Last Updated: 2012/11/13
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 555

Nine Dates [K+ (PG)]
by shosier
[Reviews: 9]
Category: Novelette
Finalist, 2011 Valley Forge RWA "Sheila" Award... John and Paul have build a strong foundation of love between them. Will Beth be added strength to th...
Last Updated: 2012/10/01
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 3623

Searching for Love [K+ (PG)]
by BloodTraitor
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
A song-like poem about finding love and keeping it....
Last Updated: 2012/08/31
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 192

Fire Figures [K+ (PG)]
by JunoMagic
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
The flames paint strange figures and tell even stranger stories....
Last Updated: 2012/06/30
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 145

Manifesting her Home [K+ (PG)]
by karelia
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Short Story
A visit to a quirky yet functional kitchen....
Last Updated: 2012/06/17
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 1599

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Comfort and Joy [M (R)]
by MMADfan
[Reviews: 7]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Minerva isn’t feeling very much Christmas cheer when the holiday begins, and it looks only to become ...

It Was Christmas in the Black House [M (R)]
by scaranda
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Forbidden Forest
Black holes are most difficult sort to mend in one's Christmas socking. Festive fluff and frolics, ...

The Filius Files, Part 1: Christmas Celebration [K+ (PG)]
by Pyttan
[Reviews: 8]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
It has been a lovely Christmas dinner, and Filius is very pleased with the evening. However, a certa ...

Getting Through Tomorrow [M (R)]
by Maria Lynette
[Reviews: 15]
Category: Azkaban Prison
Myrtle’s Tom was Tom Riddle. Her Tom was Tom Riddle. She had been involved with Lord Voldemort since ...

Amistlemour [T (PG-13)]
by Darkrivertempest
[Reviews: 12]
Category: Malfoy Manor
After receiving an enchanted Christmas present from Fred Weasley, Hermione thinks her life will neve ...

The Witches of Gilford [MA (NC-17)]
by pyjamapants
[Reviews: 440]
Category: Potions Under Duress
The war and subsequent clean-up has ended, and the wizarding world is beginning to come out of its s ...

Christmas Epiphany [MA (NC-17)]
by Hechicera
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Forbidden Forest
Hermione and Padma at the Yule Ball ...

The Gift of the Mages [K+ (PG)]
by spiderwort
[Reviews: 13]
Category: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Christmas is coming, and Ron has no money to buy his sweetie (wife Hermione) a present. Enter an un ...


Christmas at Hogwarts
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2014/02/01 - 11:26AM
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Applause for Our Reviewers!
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