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Under the Professor's Robes [MA (NC-17)]
by sunny33
[Reviews: 158]
Category: SSHG_Exchange
Category: Potions Under Duress
Something strange is happening at Hogwarts. Snape's students are giggling and making cow eyes at him, and suggestive notes keep appearing in his mail....
Last Updated: 2014/04/09
Chapters: 12 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 18071

Blow Me Away [MA (NC-17)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 1]
Category: Forbidden Forest
Category: Malfoy Manor
Harry has been pining after Draco for quite some time now. With some encouragement from Hermione, Harry finally goes after what he wants. A night full...
Last Updated: 2014/04/07
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 3639

The Taming of the S.P.E.W [MA (NC-17)]
by neelix
[Reviews: 37]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: sshg_promptfest
Of House Elves and Life Debts, Severus Snape learns there is more to Hogwarts, and it might just change his life forever....
Last Updated: 2014/04/05
Chapters: 5 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 11766

The First Day Of The Rest Of My Life [K+ (PG)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
It's Hermione and Ron's big day....
Last Updated: 2014/04/01
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 2031

The Devil's Game [MA (NC-17)]
by Ugly Kitten
[Reviews: 186]
Category: Potions Under Duress
The future is bleak for the wizarding world after Voldmort died. Scorpius Malfoy and Molly Weasley become the future’s hope for the past. They enlist ...
Last Updated: 2014/03/25
Chapters: 18 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 87196

The Ethereal [MA (NC-17)]
by Tarpeia
[Reviews: 0]
Category: Azkaban Prison
Category: Shrieking Shack
Determined to drive Severus away from the Dark side, Lily feigns to join him in his service to the Dark Lord. She cannot imagine that her reputation i...
Last Updated: 2014/03/24
Chapters: 2 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 18324

The Wine of Life [M (R)]
by BulletTimeScully
[Reviews: 26]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Two people, each wanting and needing the same thing, though neither one knows it yet. A story of life, love... and liquor....
Last Updated: 2014/03/23
Chapters: 10 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 33143

Learning to Hunt under a Moonless Sky [MA (NC-17)]
by purpleygirl
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Forbidden Forest
Category: Azkaban Prison
If Harry does not want Remus’s help on his secret mission, Remus will try another way to make himself useful. But Snape has much to teach him... (Set ...
Last Updated: 2014/03/17
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 4727

Grey [M (R)]
by Savva
[Reviews: 6]
Category: Malfoy Manor
It’s hard to be jolly when everything around you coloured in grey. Literally....
Last Updated: 2014/03/15
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 5978

A Slant-Told Tale [MA (NC-17)]
by Squibstress
[Reviews: 153]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Before she was Professor McGonagall, she was Minerva Macnair. After an arranged marriage forces her into an impossible situation, Minerva does what sh...
Last Updated: 2014/03/12
Chapters: 40 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 146065

The One That Got Away [MA (NC-17)]
by purpleygirl
[Reviews: 0]
Category: Forbidden Forest
Category: Azkaban Prison
When the wolf returns and seeks out the one that got away, Snape forms his own plan. But as Snape begins to wonder who really got away from whom, can ...
Last Updated: 2014/03/09
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 10655

Bedtime [MA (NC-17)]
by kellychambliss
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Forbidden Forest
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Lavender and the other Gryffindors can't imagine why Professor Grubbly-Plank is wandering the corridors of Hogwarts at night. Set during OoP....
Last Updated: 2014/03/07
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 3387

The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane [MA (NC-17)]
by TeddyRadiator
[Reviews: 160]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: sshg_promptfest
Wizarding Britain, ten years after the war. Things are good, but the Ministry thinks what's needed is a good old fashioned Beltane revel. Hogwarts is ...
Last Updated: 2014/03/07
Chapters: 13 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 66167

Laundry Crisis [K (G)]
by Minerva
[Reviews: 10]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Hermione Granger neglects her laundry which turns out to be a good thing ......
Last Updated: 2014/02/24
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 955

Poppet’s Choice: Restitution’s Gift [M (R)]
by nagandsev
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Lucius Big Bang
Category: Malfoy Manor
A one-shot presented in nine vignettes. A long-forgotten promise is claimed, renewed and honoured, regardless of the dire straits from which it had sp...
Last Updated: 2014/02/22
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 7103

Yellow Scarf [T (PG-13)]
by Savva
[Reviews: 8]
Category: Drabbles
Category: Potions Under Duress
It's cold, and Severus needs a scarf. A winter drabble. AU. Romance. ...
Last Updated: 2014/02/21
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 381

Again [M (R)]
by Savva
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Malfoy Manor
Category: Hogwarts Castle
The third time's lucky or so they say. Written for HP Holiday Fest....
Last Updated: 2014/02/19
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 3920

Lessons in Metempsychosis and Saṅsāra [M (R)]
by TeaOli
[Reviews: 43]
Category: Potions Under Duress
After dying in the Shrieking Shack, Severus Snape is sent back so that he can learn to be a functional human being. In spite of the strides he appears...
Last Updated: 2014/02/18
Chapters: 8 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 40056

Cure for the Summertime Blues [K (G)]
by Hidden Before Voting
[Reviews: 8]
Category: Category: Petulant Snape Boy
Category: Potions Under Duress
His summer may not be so boring, after all....
Last Updated: 2014/02/17
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 2338

Faith of the Fallen [M (R)]
by BulletTimeScully
[Reviews: 83]
Category: Potions Under Duress
In a world ruled by Darkness, two souls find solace in each other....
Last Updated: 2014/02/16
Chapters: 15 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 54390

A New Deal: Fog Lifts [K+ (PG)]
by dracontia
[Reviews: 10]
Category: Malfoy Manor
Category: Hogwarts Castle
There was that time Scorpius was lost in the fog... another sequel to 'A Credit to Their Houses.'...
Last Updated: 2014/02/12
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 4701

Look Not at the Things [M (R)]
by kellychambliss
[Reviews: 11]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
"To see or not to see" -- that is the question Severus Snape must ask himself when he arrives to teach at Hogwarts. Set in 1981-82....
Last Updated: 2014/02/08
Chapters: 5 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 10921

Recovery Continues: Believing is Seeing [K+ (PG)]
by dracontia
[Reviews: 8]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Category: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Not all scars are visible. The most insignificant event could trigger a flashback… or healing. A sequel to ‘A Credit to Their Houses,’ chronologically...
Last Updated: 2014/02/05
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 5098

Comfort and Joy [M (R)]
by MMADfan
[Reviews: 7]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Minerva isn’t feeling very much Christmas cheer when the holiday begins, and it looks only to become gloomier. Set at Christmas 1980....
Last Updated: 2014/01/29
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 8281

The Benefits of Revenge [M (R)]
by BellatrixLives
[Reviews: 15]
Category: Potions Under Duress
What happens when two conniving Slytherins and one vicious Gryffindor team up for revenge, and how does it concern the feared Potions Master and War H...
Last Updated: 2014/01/27
Chapters: 2 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 3764

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Once Upon a Time Capsule [T (PG-13)]
by Amita
[Reviews: 1]
Category: Category: Saturday Night Drabbles
Category: Potions Under Duress
Our intrepid pair open a time capsule and find a masterpiece....
Last Updated: 2014/09/14
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 968

Shard [T (PG-13)]
by MHaydn
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Category: Saturday Night Drabbles
Our team of writers return....
Last Updated: 2014/08/30
Chapters: 2 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 2762

To Make You Free [M (R)]
by Ladymage Samiko
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: GrangerSnape100
Severus becomes bound to—and by—Hermione. (GS100 'Someday My Prince Will Come' challenge)...
Last Updated: 2014/08/15
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 143

It's Been Seven Years [K+ (PG)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: GrangerSnape100
It's been seven years since I saved Severus's life....
Last Updated: 2014/08/04
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 691

Invitation to the Dance [T (PG-13)]
by Fairfield
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Category: Saturday Night Drabbles
Cho Chang as never seen before. ...
Last Updated: 2014/08/03
Chapters: 3 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 3983

Trying New Things [K+ (PG)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: GrangerSnape100
Hermione and Severus getting ready for the Ministry Celebration....
Last Updated: 2014/07/30
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 154

The Mischievous Snapes [K+ (PG)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: GrangerSnape100
Harry watches Hermione and Severus at the Christmas party....
Last Updated: 2014/07/28
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 148

Prettying Up [K+ (PG)]
by purpleygirl
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Forbidden Forest
Lupin and Snape find a house ... [Drabble/100-Word]...
Last Updated: 2014/07/23
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 140

Her Silly Amulet [K+ (PG)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: GrangerSnape100
Hermione gives Severus an amulet to keep him safe....
Last Updated: 2014/07/13
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 449

It’s In the Cards [MA (NC-17)]
by Fairfield
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Category: Saturday Night Drabbles
The Knight of Wands rides again....
Last Updated: 2014/07/12
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1275

A Companion in All Things [MA (NC-17)]
by Fairfield
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Category: Saturday Night Drabbles
Not just another quest. ...
Last Updated: 2014/06/28
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1390

Because I Love You [K+ (PG)]
by madpip
[Reviews: 1]
Category: Potions Under Duress
A short drabble inspired by the song of the same name by the band The Masters Apprentices. Jim Keays the lead singer died today, and the lyrics in thi...
Last Updated: 2014/06/19
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 160

Take This Kiss Upon The Brow [K (G)]
by orm irian
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Potions Under Duress
What can a person do when all hope has flown away?...
Last Updated: 2014/06/09
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 860

Rise and Shine, Mr Malfoy [T (PG-13)]
by Mistress of Sick
[Reviews: 6]
Category: Malfoy Manor
Category: Azkaban Prison
Dear Lucius is awakened in a most pleasant way. At first......
Last Updated: 2014/06/02
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 104

Liquid Courage [K+ (PG)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Malfoy Manor
Category: Forbidden Forest
Harry watches him from afar. Draco could never want him, so wishing for otherwise was dumb, right?...
Last Updated: 2014/04/20
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 127

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Crow and Crown [K+ (PG)]
by chivalric
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Novelette
Four years after Ari and Dagur’s forced marriage, not many know the man at the future king’s side. Dagur, the king’s nephew, is convinced secrecy is n...
Last Updated: 2014/01/29
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1004

I Am a Lover of the Universe [K+ (PG)]
by kittylefish
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
Ecstatic love poem that came to me on the morning of New Year's Eve....
Last Updated: 2014/01/23
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 105

The Universe Addresses a Bully [K+ (PG)]
by karelia
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Short Story
You caught him once again unawares, well done. He shrinks before your eyes, even though every word you utter is meaningless and without any shred of t...
Last Updated: 2014/01/12
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 791

The Music of the Spheres [K+ (PG)]
by karelia
[Reviews: 6]
Category: Short Story
Music. Intricately woven into the tapestry of the universe. Such immense beauty, words fail....
Last Updated: 2013/12/26
Chapters: 5 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1568

Me and You [K+ (PG)]
by oohdear
[Reviews: 1]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
Something I wrote in a haze!!...
Last Updated: 2013/10/12
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 118

Tree of my Heart [K+ (PG)]
by JunoMagic
[Reviews: 8]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
Category:
Category: Poetry: Other
A tree poem....
Last Updated: 2013/05/17
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 100

The Gallery of Seasons [K+ (PG)]
by JunoMagic
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
Category:
Category: Poetry: Other
A poem of the seasons....
Last Updated: 2013/05/17
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 144

Me, me and me [K (G)]
by oohdear
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
Category:
Category: Poetry: Free Form
Greed, sleeping, too stupid to care, oh no wait, too brain washed to care...
Last Updated: 2013/03/01
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 157

Brimstone [K+ (PG)]
by shosier
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Novelette
Amanda Ryder never asked for her special ESP gifts--only her family never believed her innocence. Now, her virginity just became a matter of life and ...
Last Updated: 2013/01/07
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 2084

Crow and Firefly [K+ (PG)]
by chivalric
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Novelette
With the life of his sister and newborn nephew at stake, shapeshifter Ari is trapped in a castle and compelled to accept a situation he’d dreaded: he ...
Last Updated: 2012/11/13
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 555

Nine Dates [K+ (PG)]
by shosier
[Reviews: 9]
Category: Novelette
Finalist, 2011 Valley Forge RWA "Sheila" Award... John and Paul have build a strong foundation of love between them. Will Beth be added strength to th...
Last Updated: 2012/10/01
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 3623

Searching for Love [K+ (PG)]
by BloodTraitor
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
A song-like poem about finding love and keeping it....
Last Updated: 2012/08/31
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 192

Fire Figures [K+ (PG)]
by JunoMagic
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
The flames paint strange figures and tell even stranger stories....
Last Updated: 2012/06/30
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 145

Manifesting her Home [K+ (PG)]
by karelia
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Short Story
A visit to a quirky yet functional kitchen....
Last Updated: 2012/06/17
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 1599

Once Upon A Time [M (R)]
by JunoMagic
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
A prayer to alien archeologists....
Last Updated: 2012/06/16
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 253

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One Riddle More, the Verboten One [M (R)]
by nagandsev
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Azkaban Prison
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Ginny reflects on some diary entries that were made between her and Tom, leading Voldemort to find o ...

Boss [M (R)]
by brandy01
[Reviews: 13]
Category: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Confident... Handsome... Charming. Three words that Hermione Granger would use to describe her boss, ...

Black and Blue [T (PG-13)]
by pokeystar
[Reviews: 12]
Category: Malfoy Manor
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy. ...

All Night Long [K+ (PG)]
by Grace has Victory
[Reviews: 14]
Category: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Ginny Weasley, about to begin her second year at Hogwarts, does not want Hermione Granger as a frien ...

Choices [K+ (PG)]
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Category: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Sometimes we control our choices, sometimes they control us. ...


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