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A Nagini and Severus Tale [MA (NC-17)]
by nagandsev
[Reviews: 69]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Category: Malfoy Manor
What is the greatest sacrifice one can give? This tale begins in Severus' sixth year at Hogwarts, during the surge of new young followers of the Dark ...
Last Updated: 2014/06/25
Chapters: 19 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 74620

A Line in the Sand [MA (NC-17)]
by CharliFenwick
[Reviews: 1]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
The mutual loathing shared between Umbridge and McGonagall was rooted in something much deeper than a disagreement on teaching methods. Not Pottermore...
Last Updated: 2014/06/21
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 3848

The Tortured Soul [T (PG-13)]
by purpleygirl
[Reviews: 15]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Category: Azkaban Prison
What's worse than discovering you've someone else's soul instead of your own? What if it's that of your childhood enemy, James Potter? Harry and Snape...
Last Updated: 2014/06/19
Chapters: 11 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 49061

Labour of Love [MA (NC-17)]
by TeddyRadiator
[Reviews: 81]
Category: Potions Under Duress
A story of two halves, showing the journey from where we are to where we are going. Professor Snape never wanted an apprentice; Hermione Granger never...
Last Updated: 2014/06/17
Chapters: 9 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 21511

Dark Veela [K+ (PG)]
by kittyperry
[Reviews: 405]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Severus Snape lies dying in the Shrieking Shack when he sees a vision of his mother....
Last Updated: 2014/06/11
Chapters: 38 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 165908

Held In Place [M (R)]
by TeddyRadiator
[Reviews: 15]
Category: Potions Under Duress
He only wanted to take away the pain; how she chose to heal him would forever change the way he saw himself. Written for the Summer 2014 HP_Kinkfest...
Last Updated: 2014/06/05
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 3214

Prisoner of Hope [M (R)]
by White Eyebrow
[Reviews: 93]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Alastor Moody's defining battle will not be fought without, but within....
Last Updated: 2014/06/04
Chapters: 35 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 103120

The Filius Files, part 3: Getting Down and Dirty [K (G)]
by Pyttan
[Reviews: 0]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
A big, hard shaft can please so many....
Last Updated: 2014/05/31
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1929

Summer Rain [M (R)]
by Savva
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Malfoy Manor
Peculiar things can happen during summer rains. Dramione drabbles....
Last Updated: 2014/05/31
Chapters: 2 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 2643

A Very Pesky Birthday [M (R)]
by purpleygirl
[Reviews: 6]
Category: Forbidden Forest
Severus expected his own birthday treat would be the only one he'd get today ... RL/SS...
Last Updated: 2014/05/20
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1479

Such A Beautiful Lie To Believe In [T (PG-13)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Malfoy Manor
Category: Forbidden Forest
Harry feels the lie tumble from his lips before he can stop it. And before he knows it, he is lying about it all. Can he makes things right before it'...
Last Updated: 2014/05/19
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 2035

Handbook for the Recently Deceased [M (R)]
by Clairvoyant
[Reviews: 84]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Snape awakens in the Shrieking Shack to find his world upended. A story written for MoreThanMolly, the LJ community celebrating the awesomeness of üb...
Last Updated: 2014/05/08
Chapters: 12 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 56084

At the Bookshop [T (PG-13)]
by kittyperry
[Reviews: 10]
Category: Potions Under Duress
This is a hot little one-shot. Snape and Hermione go to a bookshop. They leave together....
Last Updated: 2014/04/30
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1225

By the Pull of the Moon [M (R)]
by phoenix
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Shrieking Shack
Remus tries to rebuild his life after the first war, but the wolf inside is his enemy, causing him to retreat from wizarding society....
Last Updated: 2014/04/28
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 2074

Wrapped in a Mystery [M (R)]
by purpleygirl
[Reviews: 1]
Category: Forbidden Forest
Category: Azkaban Prison
Sometimes, to make two people really see each other, all it takes is an evil, twisted bit of Riddle’s soul. AU of a certain scene in DH. SS/HP....
Last Updated: 2014/04/28
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 4916

From Tiny Acorns [MA (NC-17)]
by savine_snape
[Reviews: 10]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: SSHG_Exchange
From the tiniest hope, propagated by his goddaughter, grows a partnership to last the ages. Written for Elise....
Last Updated: 2014/04/17
Chapters: 2 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 5717

Yes, Sir, I Can Boogie [M (R)]
by Savva
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Forbidden Forest
Category: Malfoy Manor
Apparently, Potter can dance....
Last Updated: 2014/04/15
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 2573

Lexis Logos Lord [M (R)]
by White Eyebrow
[Reviews: 19]
Category: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Category: Malfoy Manor
In the beginning was the word......
Last Updated: 2014/04/12
Chapters: 8 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 10959

Under the Professor's Robes [MA (NC-17)]
by sunny33
[Reviews: 158]
Category: SSHG_Exchange
Category: Potions Under Duress
Something strange is happening at Hogwarts. Snape's students are giggling and making cow eyes at him, and suggestive notes keep appearing in his mail....
Last Updated: 2014/04/09
Chapters: 12 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 18071

Blow Me Away [MA (NC-17)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 1]
Category: Forbidden Forest
Category: Malfoy Manor
Harry has been pining after Draco for quite some time now. With some encouragement from Hermione, Harry finally goes after what he wants. A night full...
Last Updated: 2014/04/07
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 3639

The Taming of the S.P.E.W [MA (NC-17)]
by neelix
[Reviews: 38]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: sshg_promptfest
Of House Elves and Life Debts, Severus Snape learns there is more to Hogwarts, and it might just change his life forever....
Last Updated: 2014/04/05
Chapters: 5 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 11766

The First Day Of The Rest Of My Life [K+ (PG)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
It's Hermione and Ron's big day....
Last Updated: 2014/04/01
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 2031

The Devil's Game [MA (NC-17)]
by Ugly Kitten
[Reviews: 186]
Category: Potions Under Duress
The future is bleak for the wizarding world after Voldmort died. Scorpius Malfoy and Molly Weasley become the future’s hope for the past. They enlist ...
Last Updated: 2014/03/25
Chapters: 18 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 87196

The Ethereal [MA (NC-17)]
by Tarpeia
[Reviews: 0]
Category: Azkaban Prison
Category: Shrieking Shack
Determined to drive Severus away from the Dark side, Lily feigns to join him in his service to the Dark Lord. She cannot imagine that her reputation i...
Last Updated: 2014/03/24
Chapters: 2 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 18324

The Wine of Life [M (R)]
by BulletTimeScully
[Reviews: 26]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Two people, each wanting and needing the same thing, though neither one knows it yet. A story of life, love... and liquor....
Last Updated: 2014/03/23
Chapters: 10 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 33143

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Vampire!Hermione Rescued [MA (NC-17)]
by Amita
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Potions Under Duress
An innocuous adventure....
Last Updated: 2014/11/29
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1314

Family Tendencies [K (G)]
by dracontia
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Once upon a time, a boy went to his grandfather’s funeral and came home with a magical toy. Four years later, something came of it. Sequel to ‘Our Cou...
Last Updated: 2014/11/13
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 218

Jester Justice: A Meme-Based Drabble [K (G)]
by dracontia
[Reviews: 1]
Category: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Being heroic is thirsty work. (It’s a drabble—if I say more, the summary will be longer than the story!)...
Last Updated: 2014/11/07
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 410

Coming Through [K+ (PG)]
by Ladymage Samiko
[Reviews: 1]
Category: GrangerSnape100
Category: Potions Under Duress
Hermione rushes back to save Severus....
Last Updated: 2014/11/07
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 114

Vagrant Vines: A Meme-Based Drabble [K+ (PG)]
by dracontia
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Neville needs a plant-sitter. Mostly dialogue- an LJ meme gone a bit mad (explanation in the Author’s Note within.) ...
Last Updated: 2014/11/05
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 329

99 Bottles [K+ (PG)]
by stgulik
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: GrangerSnape100
When hunting for Veela hair, have a back-up plan....
Last Updated: 2014/10/11
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 552

Shard [T (PG-13)]
by MHaydn
[Reviews: 7]
Category: Category: Saturday Night Drabbles
Our team of writers return....
Last Updated: 2014/10/05
Chapters: 4 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 6742

Once Upon a Time Capsule [T (PG-13)]
by Amita
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Category: Saturday Night Drabbles
Category: Potions Under Duress
Our intrepid pair open a time capsule and find a masterpiece....
Last Updated: 2014/09/14
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 968

To Make You Free [M (R)]
by Ladymage Samiko
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: GrangerSnape100
Severus becomes bound to—and by—Hermione. (GS100 'Someday My Prince Will Come' challenge)...
Last Updated: 2014/08/15
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 143

It's Been Seven Years [K+ (PG)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: GrangerSnape100
It's been seven years since I saved Severus's life....
Last Updated: 2014/08/04
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 691

Invitation to the Dance [T (PG-13)]
by Fairfield
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Category: Saturday Night Drabbles
Cho Chang as never seen before. ...
Last Updated: 2014/08/03
Chapters: 3 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 3983

Trying New Things [K+ (PG)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: GrangerSnape100
Hermione and Severus getting ready for the Ministry Celebration....
Last Updated: 2014/07/30
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 154

The Mischievous Snapes [K+ (PG)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: GrangerSnape100
Harry watches Hermione and Severus at the Christmas party....
Last Updated: 2014/07/28
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 148

Prettying Up [K+ (PG)]
by purpleygirl
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Forbidden Forest
Lupin and Snape find a house ... [Drabble/100-Word]...
Last Updated: 2014/07/23
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 140

Her Silly Amulet [K+ (PG)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 6]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: GrangerSnape100
Hermione gives Severus an amulet to keep him safe....
Last Updated: 2014/07/13
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 449

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Reality Check [K (G)]
by kittylefish
[Reviews: 0]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
What's there to forgive, really?...
Last Updated: 2014/10/13
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 18

Crow and Crown [K+ (PG)]
by chivalric
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Novelette
Four years after Ari and Dagur’s forced marriage, not many know the man at the future king’s side. Dagur, the king’s nephew, is convinced secrecy is n...
Last Updated: 2014/01/29
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1004

I Am a Lover of the Universe [K+ (PG)]
by kittylefish
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
Ecstatic love poem that came to me on the morning of New Year's Eve....
Last Updated: 2014/01/23
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 105

The Universe Addresses a Bully [K+ (PG)]
by karelia
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Short Story
You caught him once again unawares, well done. He shrinks before your eyes, even though every word you utter is meaningless and without any shred of t...
Last Updated: 2014/01/12
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 791

The Music of the Spheres [K+ (PG)]
by karelia
[Reviews: 6]
Category: Short Story
Music. Intricately woven into the tapestry of the universe. Such immense beauty, words fail....
Last Updated: 2013/12/26
Chapters: 5 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1568

Me and You [K+ (PG)]
by oohdear
[Reviews: 1]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
Something I wrote in a haze!!...
Last Updated: 2013/10/12
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 118

Tree of my Heart [K+ (PG)]
by JunoMagic
[Reviews: 8]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
Category:
Category: Poetry: Other
A tree poem....
Last Updated: 2013/05/17
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 100

The Gallery of Seasons [K+ (PG)]
by JunoMagic
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
Category:
Category: Poetry: Other
A poem of the seasons....
Last Updated: 2013/05/17
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 144

Me, me and me [K (G)]
by oohdear
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
Category:
Category: Poetry: Free Form
Greed, sleeping, too stupid to care, oh no wait, too brain washed to care...
Last Updated: 2013/03/01
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 157

Brimstone [K+ (PG)]
by shosier
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Novelette
Amanda Ryder never asked for her special ESP gifts--only her family never believed her innocence. Now, her virginity just became a matter of life and ...
Last Updated: 2013/01/07
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 2084

Crow and Firefly [K+ (PG)]
by chivalric
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Novelette
With the life of his sister and newborn nephew at stake, shapeshifter Ari is trapped in a castle and compelled to accept a situation he’d dreaded: he ...
Last Updated: 2012/11/13
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 555

Nine Dates [K+ (PG)]
by shosier
[Reviews: 9]
Category: Novelette
Finalist, 2011 Valley Forge RWA "Sheila" Award... John and Paul have build a strong foundation of love between them. Will Beth be added strength to th...
Last Updated: 2012/10/01
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 3623

Searching for Love [K+ (PG)]
by BloodTraitor
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
A song-like poem about finding love and keeping it....
Last Updated: 2012/08/31
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 192

Fire Figures [K+ (PG)]
by JunoMagic
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
The flames paint strange figures and tell even stranger stories....
Last Updated: 2012/06/30
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 145

Manifesting her Home [K+ (PG)]
by karelia
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Short Story
A visit to a quirky yet functional kitchen....
Last Updated: 2012/06/17
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 1599

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Comfort and Joy [M (R)]
by MMADfan
[Reviews: 7]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Minerva isn’t feeling very much Christmas cheer when the holiday begins, and it looks only to become ...

It Was Christmas in the Black House [M (R)]
by scaranda
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Forbidden Forest
Black holes are most difficult sort to mend in one's Christmas socking. Festive fluff and frolics, ...

The Filius Files, Part 1: Christmas Celebration [K+ (PG)]
by Pyttan
[Reviews: 8]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
It has been a lovely Christmas dinner, and Filius is very pleased with the evening. However, a certa ...

Getting Through Tomorrow [M (R)]
by Maria Lynette
[Reviews: 15]
Category: Azkaban Prison
Myrtle’s Tom was Tom Riddle. Her Tom was Tom Riddle. She had been involved with Lord Voldemort since ...

Amistlemour [T (PG-13)]
by Darkrivertempest
[Reviews: 12]
Category: Malfoy Manor
After receiving an enchanted Christmas present from Fred Weasley, Hermione thinks her life will neve ...

The Witches of Gilford [MA (NC-17)]
by pyjamapants
[Reviews: 440]
Category: Potions Under Duress
The war and subsequent clean-up has ended, and the wizarding world is beginning to come out of its s ...

Christmas Epiphany [MA (NC-17)]
by Hechicera
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Forbidden Forest
Hermione and Padma at the Yule Ball ...

The Gift of the Mages [K+ (PG)]
by spiderwort
[Reviews: 13]
Category: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Christmas is coming, and Ron has no money to buy his sweetie (wife Hermione) a present. Enter an un ...


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