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Love is the Music of Our Hearts [T (PG-13)]
by Stefdarlin
[Reviews: 11]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Filius and Pomona always seem to be off key when it comes to how they feel about each other. Will they be able to find the harmony of love?...
Last Updated: 2014/08/26
Chapters: 9 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 25153

The Leather-Bound Promise [M (R)]
by Helena Rickman
[Reviews: 35]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Snape is in a bad place following the war. Hermione wants to help. Can they find enough in common to become friends, maybe more?...
Last Updated: 2014/08/25
Chapters: 8 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 11073

The Alchemist's Agenda [T (PG-13)]
by baylor713
[Reviews: 26]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Witches and wizards have always carried the burden of their allegiances to the dark or to the light. The choice to follow one or the other dictates a ...
Last Updated: 2014/08/24
Chapters: 16 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 28390

Dracpunzel [T (PG-13)]
by dracontia
[Reviews: 10]
Category: Malfoy Manor
Category: Azkaban Prison
Once upon a time, Lucius Malfoy decided to execute a tediously convoluted scheme that went (from his perspective, at least) ridiculously wrong. That r...
Last Updated: 2014/08/23
Chapters: 5 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 6155

Caru Rhwymydd [K+ (PG)]
by Meladara
[Reviews: 13]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: sshg_promptfest
In this one wild fall down the shifting staircases of Hogwarts, with the eyes of the student body watching, something sparks to life, and it will leav...
Last Updated: 2014/08/23
Chapters: 3 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 7750

New Beginning [M (R)]
by phoenix
[Reviews: 101]
Category: Malfoy Manor
Five years after the war Hermione's life is stuck in a rut. She's not sure what she wants in life, but she knows it's not starting a family with her h...
Last Updated: 2014/08/22
Chapters: 26 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 126873

Something Akin to Normalcy [M (R)]
by thebridgeovertheriverkwai
[Reviews: 14]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Hermione Granger has had enough. What with the war over and Voldemort gone, she finds the confining walls of Hogwarts overbearingly trying. And with j...
Last Updated: 2014/08/21
Chapters: 4 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 6108

A Problem Shared [K+ (PG)]
by peskipiksi
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Azkaban Prison
Lord Voldemort finds a Boggart. ...
Last Updated: 2014/08/21
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1787

Contract Renewal [T (PG-13)]
by debjunk
[Reviews: 7]
Category: sshg_promptfest
Category: Potions Under Duress
Lucius needs the list of faculty contract extensions for the Board of Governors, which is something that should have taken a matter of minutes for the...
Last Updated: 2014/08/20
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 2515

Maxit [K+ (PG)]
by Minerva
[Reviews: 7]
Category: Potions Under Duress
What happens with Britain's wizarding world when Muggle Britain leaves the European Union?...
Last Updated: 2014/08/18
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 3659

Man in a Box [M (R)]
by flaminia_x
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Azkaban Prison
Lily has an imaginary friend. So what? Don't all children? But hers is … special....
Last Updated: 2014/08/16
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1109

The Crafty Case of the Corpses That Weren't Corpses [T (PG-13)]
by Ladymage Samiko
[Reviews: 18]
Category: sshg_promptfest
Category: Potions Under Duress
Several people have disappeared from the wizarding community, and a wholly unlikely suspect is being accused. Who else but Hermione Granger would tak...
Last Updated: 2014/08/14
Chapters: 3 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 14948

Burn Down The Mission [MA (NC-17)]
by TeddyRadiator
[Reviews: 39]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: sshg_promptfest
Seven years into Hermione Granger's tenure as Headmistress of Hogwarts, the castle will reveal a secret that changes everything she ever knew about it...
Last Updated: 2014/08/13
Chapters: 6 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 19736

Second Chance [K (G)]
by Memory
[Reviews: 174]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Severus meets Albus Severus. The past comes back in a very peculiar form....
Last Updated: 2014/08/13
Chapters: 36 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 125477

On Cho [K+ (PG)]
by Fairfield
[Reviews: 1]
Category: Essays
Brief essay....
Last Updated: 2014/08/11
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 295

Tale As Old As Time [M (R)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Shrieking Shack
This is their story, of the girl who tamed the beast within....
Last Updated: 2014/08/10
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 963

The Angel Investor [K+ (PG)]
by stgulik
[Reviews: 9]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: sshg_promptfest
A comedy of labors, love and lobster....
Last Updated: 2014/08/09
Chapters: 2 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 11938

An Orphan For Christmas [M (R)]
by Bardsdaughter
[Reviews: 143]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Sometimes an unwanted gift becomes the most treasured possession....
Last Updated: 2014/08/08
Chapters: 16 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 23661

Consequences of Meddling with Time [MA (NC-17)]
by beaweasley2
[Reviews: 697]
Category: Category: Potter Place's Variety Challenge 2009
Category: Potions Under Duress
Variety Challenge first runner up. Hermione Granger is given a Time-Turner and instructions to use it. Only, using a Time-Turner can be a little trick...
Last Updated: 2014/08/08
Chapters: 51 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 343937

Just Business [T (PG-13)]
by museymuse
[Reviews: 37]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: SSHG_Exchange
Hermione Granger's business is failing, badly. When Severus Snape turns up and offers her a chance to save it, she can't believe her luck; but working...
Last Updated: 2014/08/07
Chapters: 6 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 25670

A Place in the World [M (R)]
by noodle
[Reviews: 146]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Apart from it being an artefact of considerable antiquity, no one at the Department Of Mysteries could determine what it was. It was taken from the bo...
Last Updated: 2014/08/07
Chapters: 23 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 172422

Days Are Forgotten [MA (NC-17)]
by Savva
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Malfoy Manor
Even the strongest of us need help sometimes, and occasionally, while helping others, we actually helping ourselves. ...
Last Updated: 2014/08/07
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 6910

Willow [K+ (PG)]
by Laralee
[Reviews: 5]
Category: sshg_newbies Newbie Fest
Category: Potions Under Duress
It could be argued that Willow was neither her mother nor father's child....
Last Updated: 2014/08/06
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 4072

A Day At The Zoo [K+ (PG)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: sshg_promptfest
Hermione and Severus agree to take James, Albus, and Lily to London Zoo for the day....
Last Updated: 2014/08/06
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 3126

Green-Eyed Monster [T (PG-13)]
by jennybenny2845
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Malfoy Manor
Category: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
There is a fine line between being friendly and being flirty....
Last Updated: 2014/08/06
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1740

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Shard [T (PG-13)]
by MHaydn
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Category: Saturday Night Drabbles
Our team of writers return, dragging Vampire!Severus, kicking and screaming, into the plot....
Last Updated: 2014/08/23
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 624

To Make You Free [M (R)]
by Ladymage Samiko
[Reviews: 1]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: GrangerSnape100
Severus becomes bound to—and by—Hermione. (GS100 'Someday My Prince Will Come' challenge)...
Last Updated: 2014/08/15
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 143

It's Been Seven Years [K+ (PG)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: GrangerSnape100
It's been seven years since I saved Severus's life....
Last Updated: 2014/08/04
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 691

Invitation to the Dance [T (PG-13)]
by Fairfield
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Category: Saturday Night Drabbles
Cho Chang as never seen before. ...
Last Updated: 2014/08/03
Chapters: 3 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 3983

Trying New Things [K+ (PG)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: GrangerSnape100
Hermione and Severus getting ready for the Ministry Celebration....
Last Updated: 2014/07/30
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 154

The Mischievous Snapes [K+ (PG)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: GrangerSnape100
Harry watches Hermione and Severus at the Christmas party....
Last Updated: 2014/07/28
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 148

Prettying Up [K+ (PG)]
by purpleygirl
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Forbidden Forest
Lupin and Snape find a house ... [Drabble/100-Word]...
Last Updated: 2014/07/23
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 140

Her Silly Amulet [K+ (PG)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: GrangerSnape100
Hermione gives Severus an amulet to keep him safe....
Last Updated: 2014/07/13
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 449

It’s In the Cards [MA (NC-17)]
by Fairfield
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Category: Saturday Night Drabbles
The Knight of Wands rides again....
Last Updated: 2014/07/12
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1275

A Companion in All Things [MA (NC-17)]
by Fairfield
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Category: Saturday Night Drabbles
Not just another quest. ...
Last Updated: 2014/06/28
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1390

Because I Love You [K+ (PG)]
by madpip
[Reviews: 1]
Category: Potions Under Duress
A short drabble inspired by the song of the same name by the band The Masters Apprentices. Jim Keays the lead singer died today, and the lyrics in thi...
Last Updated: 2014/06/19
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 160

Take This Kiss Upon The Brow [K (G)]
by orm irian
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Potions Under Duress
What can a person do when all hope has flown away?...
Last Updated: 2014/06/09
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 860

Rise and Shine, Mr Malfoy [T (PG-13)]
by Mistress of Sick
[Reviews: 6]
Category: Malfoy Manor
Category: Azkaban Prison
Dear Lucius is awakened in a most pleasant way. At first......
Last Updated: 2014/06/02
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 104

Liquid Courage [K+ (PG)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Malfoy Manor
Category: Forbidden Forest
Harry watches him from afar. Draco could never want him, so wishing for otherwise was dumb, right?...
Last Updated: 2014/04/20
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 127

His Legacy [T (PG-13)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 3]
Category: GrangerSnape100
Category: Potions Under Duress
Hermione reflects on the moment she loses her love....
Last Updated: 2014/04/14
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 102

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The Song of Death [K (G)]
by thelesbiantreefrog
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
A short original poem....
Last Updated: 2011/06/04
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 61

The Sunset's Lament [K (G)]
by thelesbiantreefrog
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
A short original poem....
Last Updated: 2011/06/04
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 58

Mind Wanderlust [M (R)]
by WinterTwilight
[Reviews: 1]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
Straying, but only in my mind....
Last Updated: 2011/04/06
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 113

Reset [K+ (PG)]
by peppermint
[Reviews: 6]
Category: Short Story
The system must be reset....
Last Updated: 2011/03/21
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 637

Love Letters [M (R)]
by mreid
[Reviews: 8]
Category: Short Story
(In)famous couples exchange words. Each chapter is a complete set....
Last Updated: 2011/03/19
Chapters: 2 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 898

Under the Bodhi Tree [K (G)]
by Keppiehed
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Short Story
"It was a far blue sky, blinding in its lucence."...
Last Updated: 2011/02/10
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 863

Hands All Over [T (PG-13)]
by TheDeepEnd
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Short Story
She loved him. For a long time. Him and his hands....
Last Updated: 2010/12/07
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 290

Delude [M (R)]
by TheDeepEnd
[Reviews: 17]
Category: Novelette
Casey just wanted to have a normal life. She would only be so lucky. She despises school, especially after she meets Evan Fynn. In seconds, he's undon...
Last Updated: 2010/11/21
Chapters: 17 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 14314

All the World's a Stage [M (R)]
by Keppiehed
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Short Story
Collection of linked stories about a theater community....
Last Updated: 2010/11/16
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 4870

Untitled [K+ (PG)]
by Twilexis
[Reviews: 1]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
The poem that made me re-think a previous relationship...
Last Updated: 2010/10/21
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 189

Three Haiku [K+ (PG)]
by peppermint
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Category: Poetry: Haiku
Three unrelated Haiku....
Last Updated: 2010/10/20
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 44

Mon Pauvre, Edmond [M (R)]
by Merry Grace
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Novelette
The village of Boussoc has a new schoolteacher and an old phantom - or is he? Will the new schoolteacher redeem the the phantom, or discover the hard ...
Last Updated: 2010/10/15
Chapters: 2 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 1477

Metamorphosis [M (R)]
by Keppiehed
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Short Story
Dress shopping ends without a surprise for Melinda....
Last Updated: 2010/10/15
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1195

Pygmalion: A Workplace Romance [T (PG-13)]
by mreid
[Reviews: 1]
Category: Short Story
Category: Drabbles
An artist meets his muse. Part 1 is complete....
Last Updated: 2010/10/14
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 473

Fortress of Forty Winks [M (R)]
by mreid
[Reviews: 6]
Category: Short Story
In which our heroine, an old man, and a maid walk around a castle. Our heroine would have been better off finding a bar. A fractured fairy tale. Compl...
Last Updated: 2010/10/12
Chapters: 4 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 8181

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Tick Tock [T (PG-13)]
by pokeystar
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Some clocks are more annoying than others. ...

And I’ve Never Told You Till Just Now [MA (NC-17)]
by mrs_nott
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Forbidden Forest
“The end will be that point where their lines intersect in precarious agony. The end will be wher ...

To Be Her Champion [MA (NC-17)]
by Good_Witch
[Reviews: 6]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Neville and Luna get closer during the Christmas holiday in Neville’s 7th year. In the face of war, ...

Finding Draco [T (PG-13)]
by Keppiehed
[Reviews: 37]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Category: Malfoy Manor
After the war, Draco is lost and alone. Can he find redemption from an unlikely source? Come on, try ...

That We Might Be Alive [MA (NC-17)]
by LiteraryBeauty
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Forbidden Forest
Category: Malfoy Manor
Draco sees someone he never expected at a Muggle dance club. What is the Saviour doing dancing alone ...

Ode to the Daimonic; or, Peace to Thy Gentle Shade [K+ (PG)]
by juniperus
[Reviews: 11]
Category: Forbidden Forest
Neville comes to an understanding about Severus Snape: Snape has an understanding to come to, as wel ...

Sketches of an Open Window [M (R)]
by Fanny T
[Reviews: 11]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
When Hogwarts closed down Luna lost even the pretence of friendship that was offered there. She left ...

Bewitchments and Charmes [T (PG-13)]
by sshg316
[Reviews: 17]
Category: Malfoy Manor
Books have always been Hermione's friend ... until one literally binds her to the insufferable Draco ...


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