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Precious Proclivities [M (R)]
by jennybenny2845
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Forbidden Forest
Category: Malfoy Manor
Tomayto, tomahto – it's essentially the same, right? Several tumblers of Firewhisky have Harry singing a different tune and looking at someone in a ne...
Last Updated: 2014/07/21
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 2175

These Small Hours [T (PG-13)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 1]
Category: Forbidden Forest
Category: Azkaban Prison
Harry starts to visit Snape at St. Mungo's. How will this affect him? How will this affect the older wizard?...
Last Updated: 2014/07/21
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1663

Shepherds and Sinners [MA (NC-17)]
by jennybenny2845
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Malfoy Manor
Category: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
When fire meets ice......
Last Updated: 2014/07/19
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 5678

The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach [MA (NC-17)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 33]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Hermione offers to teach her friend Martha's summer baking class. While doing so, she runs into someone she hadn't seen for years....
Last Updated: 2014/07/19
Chapters: 6 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 7901

Consequences of Meddling with Time [MA (NC-17)]
by beaweasley2
[Reviews: 696]
Category: Category: Potter Place's Variety Challenge 2009
Category: Potions Under Duress
Variety Challenge first runner up. Hermione Granger is given a Time-Turner and instructions to use it. Only, using a Time-Turner can be a little trick...
Last Updated: 2014/07/19
Chapters: 50 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 333380

New Beginning [M (R)]
by phoenix
[Reviews: 82]
Category: Malfoy Manor
Five years after the war Hermione's life is stuck in a rut. She's not sure what she wants in life, but she knows it's not starting a family with her h...
Last Updated: 2014/07/17
Chapters: 22 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 103643

Root Cause [MA (NC-17)]
by MHaydn
[Reviews: 35]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Our writers struggle to produce a PWP. Warning: Erotica is not their forte. ...
Last Updated: 2014/07/16
Chapters: 20 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 32994

The Plight-Trothed Bride [MA (NC-17)]
by beaweasley2
[Reviews: 1266]
Category: Category: Potter Place's Post DH Prompt Challenge
Hermione, Ginny and Luna, sharing a girl moment, decide to cast a Pairing-Plight Troth Charm on themselves for fun. Each placed in the cauldron one ye...
Last Updated: 2014/07/16
Chapters: 62 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 470691

There Will Always Be Hope [M (R)]
by morgaine_dulac
[Reviews: 45]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
After Snape has been told that Lily’s son has only been kept alive so that he can die at the right moment, he leaves Hogwarts for a little Muggle town...
Last Updated: 2014/07/15
Chapters: 16 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 57555

Second Chance [K (G)]
by Memory
[Reviews: 172]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Severus meets Albus Severus. The past comes back in a very peculiar form....
Last Updated: 2014/07/15
Chapters: 35 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 120903

A Wish For Severus Snape [T (PG-13)]
by deianaera
[Reviews: 28]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Pan, the Greek god of passion and lust, does not often manifest directly. But when Hermione Granger makes an offering at his fountain (and touches hi...
Last Updated: 2014/07/15
Chapters: 3 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 3415

The Alchemist's Agenda [T (PG-13)]
by baylor713
[Reviews: 19]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Witches and wizards have always carried the burden of their allegiances to the dark or to the light. The choice to follow one or the other dictates a ...
Last Updated: 2014/07/15
Chapters: 12 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 19326

Hallelujah, I Just Love Her So [K+ (PG)]
by Minerva
[Reviews: 7]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Severus Snape receives a valuable book from a colleague and tries to return the gift. ...
Last Updated: 2014/07/14
Chapters: 2 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 2845

All Yours [T (PG-13)]
by purpleygirl
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Forbidden Forest
It's Remus's birthday, but while Severus finds something for Remus, it's Remus who has something important to give Severus....
Last Updated: 2014/07/12
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 872

Beauty of Nature [K+ (PG)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Hermione and Severus are collecting potion ingredients in the mountains....
Last Updated: 2014/07/12
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 950

Power of the Mind [T (PG-13)]
by gersknightlady
[Reviews: 161]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Now a professor at Hogwarts, Hermione Granger begins to experience fierce migraines and voices in her head. What is causing these headaches or who?...
Last Updated: 2014/07/11
Chapters: 19 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 76390

The Leather-Bound Promise [M (R)]
by Helena Rickman
[Reviews: 21]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Snape is in a bad place following the war. Hermione wants to help. Can they find enough in common to become friends, maybe more?...
Last Updated: 2014/07/09
Chapters: 5 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 5906

Her Secret Admirer [T (PG-13)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 15]
Category: Malfoy Manor
Hermione begins to receive notes from her secret admirer. As the Masquerade Ball draws closer, she hopes to find out his identity....
Last Updated: 2014/07/08
Chapters: 5 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 7962

Ulysses [M (R)]
by Savva
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Every year Theodore Nott embarks on an expedition in hope to bring home a rare tropical beauty. He finds it this time. ...
Last Updated: 2014/07/07
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 4579

Roses in December [M (R)]
by kellychambliss
[Reviews: 18]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
As teacher and student, Professor McGonagall and Mr Longbottom understand their relationship very well. But what happens when they are forced to beco...
Last Updated: 2014/07/02
Chapters: 9 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 13119

Saving Lucius [MA (NC-17)]
by sunny33
[Reviews: 34]
Category: Lucius Big Bang
Category: Forbidden Forest
Lucius has lost his way after Narcissa left him. There is only one person who can bring him back. ...
Last Updated: 2014/07/02
Chapters: 6 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 6660

Dragons in the Dungeon [K+ (PG)]
by MsTree
[Reviews: 24]
Category: Potions Under Duress
This story is a sequel to Velvet Song's "Damsels and Dragons". Severus apparently has not conquered the curse after all, or is there something else go...
Last Updated: 2014/06/25
Chapters: 5 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 12148

A Nagini and Severus Tale [MA (NC-17)]
by nagandsev
[Reviews: 72]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Category: Malfoy Manor
This tale begins in Severus' sixth year at Hogwarts, during the surge of new young followers of the Dark Lord; Nagini Malfoy, the main female characte...
Last Updated: 2014/06/25
Chapters: 19 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 74615

A Line in the Sand [MA (NC-17)]
by CharliFenwick
[Reviews: 1]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
The mutual loathing shared between Umbridge and McGonagall was rooted in something much deeper than a disagreement on teaching methods. Not Pottermore...
Last Updated: 2014/06/21
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 3848

The Tortured Soul [T (PG-13)]
by purpleygirl
[Reviews: 15]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Category: Azkaban Prison
What's worse than discovering you've someone else's soul instead of your own? What if it's that of your childhood enemy, James Potter? Harry and Snape...
Last Updated: 2014/06/19
Chapters: 11 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 49061

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Invitation to the Dance [T (PG-13)]
by Fairfield
[Reviews: 1]
Category: Category: Saturday Night Drabbles
Cho Chang as never seen before. ...
Last Updated: 2014/07/19
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 1256

Her Silly Amulet [K+ (PG)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: GrangerSnape100
Hermione gives Severus an amulet to keep him safe....
Last Updated: 2014/07/13
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 449

It’s In the Cards [MA (NC-17)]
by Fairfield
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Category: Saturday Night Drabbles
The Knight of Wands rides again....
Last Updated: 2014/07/12
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1275

A Companion in All Things [MA (NC-17)]
by Fairfield
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Category: Saturday Night Drabbles
Not just another quest. ...
Last Updated: 2014/06/28
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1390

Because I Love You [K+ (PG)]
by madpip
[Reviews: 1]
Category: Potions Under Duress
A short drabble inspired by the song of the same name by the band The Masters Apprentices. Jim Keays the lead singer died today, and the lyrics in thi...
Last Updated: 2014/06/19
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 160

Take This Kiss Upon The Brow [K (G)]
by orm irian
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Potions Under Duress
What can a person do when all hope has flown away?...
Last Updated: 2014/06/09
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 860

Rise and Shine, Mr Malfoy [T (PG-13)]
by Mistress of Sick
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Malfoy Manor
Category: Azkaban Prison
Dear Lucius is awakened in a most pleasant way. At first......
Last Updated: 2014/06/02
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 104

Liquid Courage [K+ (PG)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Malfoy Manor
Category: Forbidden Forest
Harry watches him from afar. Draco could never want him, so wishing for otherwise was dumb, right?...
Last Updated: 2014/04/20
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 127

His Legacy [T (PG-13)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 3]
Category: GrangerSnape100
Category: Potions Under Duress
Hermione reflects on the moment she loses her love....
Last Updated: 2014/04/14
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 102

Rescued [K (G)]
by stgulik
[Reviews: 9]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: GrangerSnape100
Written for the "Rescue me" challenge on GS100....
Last Updated: 2014/03/19
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 223

My Fair Lady [T (PG-13)]
by Pearle
[Reviews: 12]
Category: GrangerSnape100
Category: Potions Under Duress
An unknown hex has an odd effect on our dour Potions Master....
Last Updated: 2014/03/06
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1837

The Clearing [K+ (PG)]
by Pearle
[Reviews: 9]
Category: GrangerSnape100
Category: Potions Under Duress
Severus and Hermione have been colleagues for many years, long enough to have become friends, but how much do they really know about each other?...
Last Updated: 2014/03/06
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 677

Memento Vivendi [K+ (PG)]
by Ladymage Samiko
[Reviews: 5]
Category: GrangerSnape100
Category: Potions Under Duress
In the midst of grief, Hermione remembers…...
Last Updated: 2014/02/27
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 170

A Revelation Beyond Words [K (G)]
by stgulik
[Reviews: 10]
Category: GrangerSnape100
Category: Potions Under Duress
Hermione is moments away from the altar when she receives a visit from Severus Snape. Submitted to the GS100 "Married in the Morning" challenge....
Last Updated: 2014/02/18
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 754

Severus' Mince Pie [K+ (PG)]
by Jolene_Wawr
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
2013 Christmas Drabble. The Christmas word I picked was 'mince pie'. ...
Last Updated: 2014/02/18
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 190

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Somewhere Over the Rainbow [K+ (PG)]
by Keppiehed
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Short Story
When Lucille has a transition to make, she finds comfort in the keepsakes from her lifetime. Can her son understand what her memories mean to her?...
Last Updated: 2010/03/29
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1457

A Place of Sorrow [M (R)]
by Keppiehed
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Short Story
A tale of siblings and growing up. Alas, the threshold from to adulthood looms for Ben and Josie. What happens in those fevered days might shape the r...
Last Updated: 2010/03/22
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1728

Defining Love [K+ (PG)]
by DraculaRulez
[Reviews: 0]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
How do you define love? I've been told to define love so here goes....
Last Updated: 2010/03/18
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 103

I am coming [K (G)]
by DraculaRulez
[Reviews: 0]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
How did you suddenly change from my friend's brother to the one I love?...
Last Updated: 2010/03/16
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 91

Enid [T (PG-13)]
by sunny33
[Reviews: 11]
Category: Short Story
Category: Short Story
A doctor discovers he does not always really know his patients....
Last Updated: 2010/03/14
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 448

Is it love? [K+ (PG)]
by DraculaRulez
[Reviews: 0]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
How do you know when you are in love? Is it when that someone is always on your mind or is it something entirely different?...
Last Updated: 2010/03/04
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 97

Will you remember? [T (PG-13)]
by DraculaRulez
[Reviews: 0]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
What if you could be with the one you love, but they have amnesia... what would you do?...
Last Updated: 2010/02/27
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 237

How Alpine Skiing Was Invented [K+ (PG)]
by Moreteadk
[Reviews: 1]
Category: Short Story
Once upon a time there was only cross country skiing......
Last Updated: 2010/02/18
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1116

Hole [K+ (PG)]
by TheDeepEnd
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
This was written for a dream I had. ...
Last Updated: 2010/02/15
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 356

Bonfire of my Heart [K+ (PG)]
by oohdear
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
just a bit of free poetry...
Last Updated: 2010/01/14
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 56

Let it Go [K (G)]
by potterbrat
[Reviews: 15]
Category: Short Story
Category: Potions Under Duress
Third annual Christmas Filk. A reminder of why we're obsessed with the Harry Potter Books. ...
Last Updated: 2009/12/21
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 261

Where I'm From [K+ (PG)]
by sara lady dalian
[Reviews: 0]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
Writing exercise written for my mother for the christmas holidays....
Last Updated: 2009/12/06
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 212

Awakening from the Dream [K (G)]
by kittylefish
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
Category:
Category: Poetry: Free Form
One day I woke up to the truth about my existence....
Last Updated: 2009/11/18
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 37

As Your Slave [T (PG-13)]
by MystressXOXO
[Reviews: 1]
Category: Category: Poetry: Other
A poem I wrote for Loui to honor her 'Teacher's Pet' fic over on The Hex Files. Written from Harry's PoV....
Last Updated: 2009/11/16
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 152

Poison [K+ (PG)]
by Musicmaker43
[Reviews: 0]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
This is supposed to be a three part work written for my grandmother. Sketching out a beginning, a middle and then the end. ...
Last Updated: 2009/10/30
Chapters: 3 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 550

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Tick Tock [T (PG-13)]
by pokeystar
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Some clocks are more annoying than others. ...

And I’ve Never Told You Till Just Now [MA (NC-17)]
by mrs_nott
[Reviews: 1]
Category: Forbidden Forest
“The end will be that point where their lines intersect in precarious agony. The end will be wher ...

To Be Her Champion [MA (NC-17)]
by Good_Witch
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Neville and Luna get closer during the Christmas holiday in Neville’s 7th year. In the face of war, ...

Finding Draco [T (PG-13)]
by Keppiehed
[Reviews: 37]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Category: Malfoy Manor
After the war, Draco is lost and alone. Can he find redemption from an unlikely source? Come on, try ...

That We Might Be Alive [MA (NC-17)]
by LiteraryBeauty
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Forbidden Forest
Category: Malfoy Manor
Draco sees someone he never expected at a Muggle dance club. What is the Saviour doing dancing alone ...

Ode to the Daimonic; or, Peace to Thy Gentle Shade [K+ (PG)]
by juniperus
[Reviews: 11]
Category: Forbidden Forest
Neville comes to an understanding about Severus Snape: Snape has an understanding to come to, as wel ...

Sketches of an Open Window [M (R)]
by Fanny T
[Reviews: 9]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
When Hogwarts closed down Luna lost even the pretence of friendship that was offered there. She left ...

Bewitchments and Charmes [T (PG-13)]
by sshg316
[Reviews: 17]
Category: Malfoy Manor
Books have always been Hermione's friend ... until one literally binds her to the insufferable Draco ...


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