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Silver Linings [M (R)]
by jennybenny2845
[Reviews: 0]
Category: Malfoy Manor
Category: Hogwarts Castle
A tragedy forces two people into a peculiar situation. Will they be able to make the best of it, or will their differences tear them apart?...
Last Updated: 2014/09/16
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 1824

Dracpunzel [T (PG-13)]
by dracontia
[Reviews: 24]
Category: Malfoy Manor
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Once upon a time, Lucius Malfoy decided to execute a tediously convoluted scheme that went (from his perspective, at least) ridiculously wrong. That r...
Last Updated: 2014/09/14
Chapters: 9 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 10567

New Beginning [M (R)]
by phoenix
[Reviews: 105]
Category: Malfoy Manor
Five years after the war Hermione's life is stuck in a rut. She's not sure what she wants in life, but she knows it's not starting a family with her h...
Last Updated: 2014/09/14
Chapters: 27 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 132822

The Leather-Bound Promise [M (R)]
by Helena Rickman
[Reviews: 38]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Snape is in a bad place following the war. Hermione wants to help. Can they find enough in common to become friends, maybe more?...
Last Updated: 2014/09/14
Chapters: 9 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 12288

Friday [K (G)]
by phoenix
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Severus Snape faces yet another Friday at Hogwarts. Set during Order the Phoenix. Orig posted: Feb 2005...
Last Updated: 2014/09/13
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 743

Mine [K+ (PG)]
by dracontia
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Forbidden Forest
One of those scenes that come like a vision, out of nowhere and going wherever the reader imagines....
Last Updated: 2014/09/12
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1660

Something Akin to Normalcy [M (R)]
by thebridgeovertheriverkwai
[Reviews: 16]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Hermione Granger has had enough. What with the war over and Voldemort gone, she finds the confining walls of Hogwarts overbearingly trying. And with j...
Last Updated: 2014/09/11
Chapters: 5 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 8301

A Birthday Surprise [MA (NC-17)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Severus comes home from work not expecting the birthday surprise Hermione has laid out for him....
Last Updated: 2014/09/10
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1569

Parallel Dilemma [MA (NC-17)]
by nagandsev
[Reviews: 24]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Category: Shrieking Shack
Hermione is thrown into a parallel universe where everything is the same but different. While there, she finds another who has suffered the same fate ...
Last Updated: 2014/09/09
Chapters: 10 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 53266

The Alchemist's Agenda [T (PG-13)]
by baylor713
[Reviews: 30]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Witches and wizards have always carried the burden of their allegiances to the dark or to the light. The choice to follow one or the other dictates a ...
Last Updated: 2014/09/07
Chapters: 17 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 29430

Three Options for Ginny [M (R)]
by Bettina
[Reviews: 176]
Category: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Severus Snape has just arranged himself with Draco Malfoy, when he gets yet another task: a young, charming female with flaming red hair and a fierce...
Last Updated: 2014/09/07
Chapters: 35 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 247525

A Wish For Severus Snape [T (PG-13)]
by deianaera
[Reviews: 36]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Pan, the Greek god of passion and lust, does not often manifest directly. But when Hermione Granger makes an offering at his fountain (and touches hi...
Last Updated: 2014/09/02
Chapters: 4 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 5653

Love is the Music of Our Hearts [T (PG-13)]
by Stefdarlin
[Reviews: 11]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Filius and Pomona always seem to be off key when it comes to how they feel about each other. Will they be able to find the harmony of love?...
Last Updated: 2014/08/30
Chapters: 10 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 28156

A Place in the World [M (R)]
by noodle
[Reviews: 179]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Apart from it being an artefact of considerable antiquity, no one at the Department Of Mysteries could determine what it was. It was taken from the bo...
Last Updated: 2014/08/28
Chapters: 24 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 182116

The Self-Writing Parchment [MA (NC-17)]
by beaweasley2
[Reviews: 625]
Category: Category: Potter Place's Summer 2007 Prompt Challenge
Hermione finds a mysterious piece of self-writing parchment in Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes that writes: Tell me your deepest desire. Thinking it’s...
Last Updated: 2014/08/28
Chapters: 43 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 395292

Gardiner and Shipe [T (PG-13)]
by mt_nestor
[Reviews: 4]
Category: sshg_promptfest
A test of a new Time-Turner not only sends Hermione back into the past but entangles her in the investigation of an unsolved mystery....
Last Updated: 2014/08/27
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 7210

Caru Rhwymydd [K+ (PG)]
by Meladara
[Reviews: 13]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: sshg_promptfest
In this one wild fall down the shifting staircases of Hogwarts, with the eyes of the student body watching, something sparks to life, and it will leav...
Last Updated: 2014/08/23
Chapters: 3 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 7750

A Problem Shared [K+ (PG)]
by peskipiksi
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Azkaban Prison
Lord Voldemort finds a Boggart. ...
Last Updated: 2014/08/21
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1787

Contract Renewal [T (PG-13)]
by debjunk
[Reviews: 9]
Category: sshg_promptfest
Category: Potions Under Duress
Lucius needs the list of faculty contract extensions for the Board of Governors, which is something that should have taken a matter of minutes for the...
Last Updated: 2014/08/20
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 2515

Maxit [K+ (PG)]
by Minerva
[Reviews: 8]
Category: Potions Under Duress
What happens with Britain's wizarding world when Muggle Britain leaves the European Union?...
Last Updated: 2014/08/18
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 3659

Man in a Box [M (R)]
by flaminia_x
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Azkaban Prison
Lily has an imaginary friend. So what? Don't all children? But hers is … special....
Last Updated: 2014/08/16
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1109

The Crafty Case of the Corpses That Weren't Corpses [T (PG-13)]
by Ladymage Samiko
[Reviews: 19]
Category: sshg_promptfest
Category: Potions Under Duress
Several people have disappeared from the wizarding community, and a wholly unlikely suspect is being accused. Who else but Hermione Granger would tak...
Last Updated: 2014/08/14
Chapters: 3 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 14948

Burn Down The Mission [MA (NC-17)]
by TeddyRadiator
[Reviews: 40]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: sshg_promptfest
Seven years into Hermione Granger's tenure as Headmistress of Hogwarts, the castle will reveal a secret that changes everything she ever knew about it...
Last Updated: 2014/08/13
Chapters: 6 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 19736

Second Chance [K (G)]
by Memory
[Reviews: 179]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Severus meets Albus Severus. The past comes back in a very peculiar form....
Last Updated: 2014/08/13
Chapters: 36 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 125477

On Cho [K+ (PG)]
by Fairfield
[Reviews: 1]
Category: Essays
Brief essay....
Last Updated: 2014/08/11
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 295

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Once Upon a Time Capsule [T (PG-13)]
by Amita
[Reviews: 1]
Category: Category: Saturday Night Drabbles
Category: Potions Under Duress
Our intrepid pair open a time capsule and find a masterpiece....
Last Updated: 2014/09/14
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 968

Shard [T (PG-13)]
by MHaydn
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Category: Saturday Night Drabbles
Our team of writers return....
Last Updated: 2014/08/30
Chapters: 2 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 2762

To Make You Free [M (R)]
by Ladymage Samiko
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: GrangerSnape100
Severus becomes bound to—and by—Hermione. (GS100 'Someday My Prince Will Come' challenge)...
Last Updated: 2014/08/15
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 143

It's Been Seven Years [K+ (PG)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: GrangerSnape100
It's been seven years since I saved Severus's life....
Last Updated: 2014/08/04
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 691

Invitation to the Dance [T (PG-13)]
by Fairfield
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Category: Saturday Night Drabbles
Cho Chang as never seen before. ...
Last Updated: 2014/08/03
Chapters: 3 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 3983

Trying New Things [K+ (PG)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: GrangerSnape100
Hermione and Severus getting ready for the Ministry Celebration....
Last Updated: 2014/07/30
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 154

The Mischievous Snapes [K+ (PG)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: GrangerSnape100
Harry watches Hermione and Severus at the Christmas party....
Last Updated: 2014/07/28
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 148

Prettying Up [K+ (PG)]
by purpleygirl
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Forbidden Forest
Lupin and Snape find a house ... [Drabble/100-Word]...
Last Updated: 2014/07/23
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 140

Her Silly Amulet [K+ (PG)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: GrangerSnape100
Hermione gives Severus an amulet to keep him safe....
Last Updated: 2014/07/13
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 449

It’s In the Cards [MA (NC-17)]
by Fairfield
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Category: Saturday Night Drabbles
The Knight of Wands rides again....
Last Updated: 2014/07/12
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1275

A Companion in All Things [MA (NC-17)]
by Fairfield
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Category: Saturday Night Drabbles
Not just another quest. ...
Last Updated: 2014/06/28
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1390

Because I Love You [K+ (PG)]
by madpip
[Reviews: 1]
Category: Potions Under Duress
A short drabble inspired by the song of the same name by the band The Masters Apprentices. Jim Keays the lead singer died today, and the lyrics in thi...
Last Updated: 2014/06/19
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 160

Take This Kiss Upon The Brow [K (G)]
by orm irian
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Potions Under Duress
What can a person do when all hope has flown away?...
Last Updated: 2014/06/09
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 860

Rise and Shine, Mr Malfoy [T (PG-13)]
by Mistress of Sick
[Reviews: 6]
Category: Malfoy Manor
Category: Azkaban Prison
Dear Lucius is awakened in a most pleasant way. At first......
Last Updated: 2014/06/02
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 104

Liquid Courage [K+ (PG)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Malfoy Manor
Category: Forbidden Forest
Harry watches him from afar. Draco could never want him, so wishing for otherwise was dumb, right?...
Last Updated: 2014/04/20
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 127

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I Dream Awake [K+ (PG)]
by MystressXOXO
[Reviews: 1]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
I wrote it to try and describe what it's like when I go through a panic attack. ...
Last Updated: 2009/10/20
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 366

The Absence of Light [K+ (PG)]
by Morsmordre
[Reviews: 1]
Category: Category: Poetry: Other
Original poetry, other...
Last Updated: 2009/10/15
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 162

The Gatherer [T (PG-13)]
by cocoidie18
[Reviews: 1]
Category: Novelette
Ryshel Huntress is a Gatherer. Abandoned when she was still a child because of what she is, she blames all Magik. But to save Engola and Kalven, can s...
Last Updated: 2009/09/10
Chapters: 2 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 4229

Golden Decay [K+ (PG)]
by WinterTwilight
[Reviews: 0]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
Witnessing the death of the last golden summer....
Last Updated: 2009/09/09
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 57

Observations of a Wandering Boy [K+ (PG)]
by WinterTwilight
[Reviews: 1]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
Desolation of the worst kind....
Last Updated: 2009/09/04
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 62

Degeneration [K+ (PG)]
by WinterTwilight
[Reviews: 1]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
A cynical view of a common disease....
Last Updated: 2009/09/04
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 96

From Rawa's Journal [K+ (PG)]
by Hechicera
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
Category: Hogwarts Castle
These are poems related to the story Soroche....
Last Updated: 2009/09/03
Chapters: 2 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 129

Sloppy Seconds [K+ (PG)]
by WinterTwilight
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
A blessing to a past lover's new paramour. ...
Last Updated: 2009/08/31
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 75

Azrael Stops By [T (PG-13)]
by Hechicera
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Short Story
This is a story I wrote for a course I'm taking, about a very bad night....
Last Updated: 2009/08/28
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 489

Winter's Solstice [K (G)]
by Lady Dragonsinger
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
Contemplating the passage of time at the solstice...
Last Updated: 2009/08/09
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 53

The Garnet Star [K+ (PG)]
by beneathoceans
[Reviews: 1]
Category: Novelette
Dailus was the crowned Prince of Apodis, a kingdom of winged men and women who have built their city high in the mountains of Unuk and El-Nath. Their...
Last Updated: 2009/08/08
Chapters: 2 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 5863

This Fleeting World [T (PG-13)]
by Aoibheann
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Short Story
Denae finds more than she bargained for on her journey to safety....
Last Updated: 2009/07/10
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1916

Silly Little Ditties [M (R)]
by Battle of Lissa
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
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Category: Poetry: Other
A series of poems and nonsense I've written over the last two years. Heavily inspired by pathetic dating woes and personal insecurities. ...
Last Updated: 2009/06/30
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 429

A Letter that Ends All Letters [M (R)]
by angelmaple
[Reviews: 1]
Category: Category: Poetry: Other
This a poem written in a moment of imagined sardonic despair. ...
Last Updated: 2009/06/20
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 167

1:59 [T (PG-13)]
by Iamtired
[Reviews: 6]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
This is a poem I wrote after my brother's suicide....
Last Updated: 2009/06/05
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 176

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One Riddle More, the Verboten One [M (R)]
by nagandsev
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Azkaban Prison
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Ginny reflects on some diary entries that were made between her and Tom, leading Voldemort to find o ...

Boss [M (R)]
by brandy01
[Reviews: 13]
Category: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Confident... Handsome... Charming. Three words that Hermione Granger would use to describe her boss, ...

Black and Blue [T (PG-13)]
by pokeystar
[Reviews: 12]
Category: Malfoy Manor
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy. ...

All Night Long [K+ (PG)]
by Grace has Victory
[Reviews: 14]
Category: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Ginny Weasley, about to begin her second year at Hogwarts, does not want Hermione Granger as a frien ...

Choices [K+ (PG)]
by PlaidPooka
[Reviews: 11]
Category: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Sometimes we control our choices, sometimes they control us. ...


Percy Weasley
by Amanda Grazini

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