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| Severus Snape reluctantly agrees to assist new Potions Professor Granger with a new project, with unexpected consequences.... |
Last Updated: 2013/12/06
Chapters: 18 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 42009
| Hermione is Chosen to be an Unspeakable. She’s not too happy with their methods or her assigned partner.... |
Last Updated: 2013/12/04
Chapters: 6 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 16551
| What's worse than discovering you've someone else's soul instead of your own? What if it's that of your childhood enemy, James Potter? Harry and Snape... |
Last Updated: 2013/12/03
Chapters: 10 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 45760
| A story of two halves, showing the journey from where we are to where we are going. Professor Snape never wanted an apprentice; Hermione Granger never... |
Last Updated: 2013/12/03
Chapters: 5 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 11079
| Because Hermione couldn’t be with the wizard she loved, she decided to love the wizard she was with, breaking three hearts instead of one. ... |
Last Updated: 2013/11/28
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1451
| After Snape has been told that Lily’s son has only been kept alive so that he can die at the right moment, he leaves Hogwarts for a little Muggle town... |
Last Updated: 2013/11/28
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 3049
| Once upon a time, Lucius Malfoy decided to execute a tediously convoluted scheme that went (from his perspective, at least) ridiculously wrong. That r... |
Last Updated: 2013/11/26
Chapters: 2 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 2679
| What happens when a new relationship is threatened? A story for HBAR, combining politics, passion and peacock shit.... |
Last Updated: 2013/11/26
Chapters: 9 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 15559
| Now a professor at Hogwarts, Hermione Granger begins to experience fierce migraines and voices in her head. What is causing these headaches or who?... |
Last Updated: 2013/11/26
Chapters: 16 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 63110
| Apart from it being an artefact of considerable antiquity, no one at the Department Of Mysteries could determine what it was. It was taken from the bo... |
Last Updated: 2013/11/24
Chapters: 21 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 153480
| Somewhere, in the midst of all the chaos following the end of the war, someone made an error.
Nominated for Best Drama-Angst Fic in the Fall/W... |
Last Updated: 2013/11/23
Chapters: 4 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 30001
| Unlike his namesake in Greek mythology, Argus Filch does not have a hundred eyes. But he sees a great deal all the same. Told from Filch's pov; eventu... |
Last Updated: 2013/11/16
Chapters: 3 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 12362
| ″Moony, your … offspring is buggering my grandson!″... |
Last Updated: 2013/11/12
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 3230
| A heart-broken Hermione seeks solace in the library, where she learns more than she ever expected about things – and people – she couldn't have predic... |
Last Updated: 2013/11/10
Chapters: 7 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 9964
| Who would've thought that Hermione Granger's heart could be so fickle? She herself hadn't the slightest idea. Hermione Granger/Anthony Goldstein... |
Last Updated: 2013/11/09
Chapters: 3 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 9658
| When Hermione is asked to update the National Dictionary of Wizarding Biography, she discovers some surprising things about her favourite professor. A... |
Last Updated: 2013/11/06
Chapters: 2 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 18148
| Draco Malfoy has come into his father's Veela legacy and is fighting it at every turn. The Fates aren't giving him an inch though, and neither is Herm... |
Last Updated: 2013/11/03
Chapters: 13 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 37515
| What happens when two conniving Slytherins and one vicious Gryffindor team up for revenge, and how does it concern the feared Potions Master and War H... |
Last Updated: 2013/10/28
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 1798
| Severus Snape is invited to the Order's annual gathering, where he is "requested" to read a story to the children.... |
Last Updated: 2013/10/28
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1205
| Hermione is thrown into a parallel universe where everything is the same but different. While there, she finds another who has suffered the same fate ... |
Last Updated: 2013/10/28
Chapters: 2 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 12024
| Ginny fills in for a sick George delivering Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes products but becomes suspicious of one customer in particular...... |
Last Updated: 2013/10/27
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 3845
| After dying in the Shrieking Shack, Severus Snape is sent back so that he can learn to be a functional human being. In spite of the strides he appears... |
Last Updated: 2013/10/23
Chapters: 7 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 33208
| Bellatrix has a few issues when she learns of Andromeda's happy news. Very dark fic, please see warnings... |
Last Updated: 2013/10/23
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 293
| "Embrace your lover. Hold her close. Feel her warmth, her love, her trust." - 487 word drabble - My Round One entry for Hump Madness 2012.... |
Last Updated: 2013/10/23
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 606
| After sharing a New Year's Eve kiss with Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy begins a journey of self-discovery. Who knew a male Veela would suffer such tr... |
Last Updated: 2013/10/23
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 1439
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Welcome to THE PETULANT POETESS, a moderated online fiction archive dedicated to both Harry Potter Fanfiction and Original Stories and Poetry.
The Petulant Poetess archive was founded by NotSoSaintly in April of 2005 with the idea of creating a friendly atmosphere, dedicated to guiding and encouraging budding authors as well as accommodating the more seasoned writer. Stories going through the moderation process receive a final polishing through communication with the author with the express intent of presenting quality stories for the reader. A list of hard-working admins who contribute their free time out of love for the craft of writing and helping others may be found on the About Us page.
So grab a story off the shelf, pull up a chair, and get comfortable; the library is open, the tea (or coffee if you prefer) is hot, and everyone is welcome.
Please note that access to adult-rated stories requires a membership, which is restricted to people over the age of majority. View our Terms of Use and Compliance Statement for more information. Our Submission Rules are readily available to all writers who wish to post with us.
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| Aberforth Dumbledore and the love of his life. Mostly harmless, basically a story about power and love. Ratings are explained in the first chapter, so... |
Last Updated: 2013/12/06
Chapters: 2 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 8108
| Summary: Hermione and Severus help Poppy with patients who don't want to wake up. This is an older story, it was written for the OWL House Cup. ... |
Last Updated: 2013/12/06
Chapters: 6 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 17607
| A trio of wizards find a brilliant solution.... |
Last Updated: 2013/11/25
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 983
| A series of 4 drabbles, three humorous, one serious,written for the Snape100 community on LiveJournal.... |
Last Updated: 2013/11/20
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 891
| A lengthy chapter brings our story to a close.... |
Last Updated: 2013/11/02
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 2929
| Ron schemes to win Hermione back.... |
Last Updated: 2013/10/19
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 938
| Remus has a favour to ask Dumbledore.... |
Last Updated: 2013/10/06
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 761
| The comfort of lies is false.... |
Last Updated: 2013/10/05
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 139
| An old document is examined.... |
Last Updated: 2013/09/22
Chapters: 5 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 4820
| A conversation goes in an unexpected direction. Review-a-Thon prize for phoenix.... |
Last Updated: 2013/09/22
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 1192
| New vistas open for our heroine.
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Last Updated: 2013/09/14
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 513
| A loyal Hogwarts house-elf works for the greater good.... |
Last Updated: 2013/09/08
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 864
| Much happened before those known as the Founders appeared.
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Last Updated: 2013/09/08
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 754
| Join a young Albus and Phineas on a chase through London.... |
Last Updated: 2013/09/01
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 864
| When Snape falls into an enchanted sleep, Hermione might be the only one who can save him...... |
Last Updated: 2013/08/20
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 661
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| Witnessing the death of the last golden summer.... |
Last Updated: 2009/09/09
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 57
| Desolation of the worst kind.... |
Last Updated: 2009/09/04
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 62
| A cynical view of a common disease.... |
Last Updated: 2009/09/04
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 96
| These are poems related to the story Soroche.... |
Last Updated: 2009/09/03
Chapters: 2 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 129
| A blessing to a past lover's new paramour. ... |
Last Updated: 2009/08/31
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 75
| This is a story I wrote for a course I'm taking, about a very bad night.... |
Last Updated: 2009/08/28
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 489
| Contemplating the passage of time at the solstice... |
Last Updated: 2009/08/09
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 53
| Dailus was the crowned Prince of Apodis, a kingdom of winged men and women who have built their city high in the mountains of Unuk and El-Nath. Their... |
Last Updated: 2009/08/08
Chapters: 2 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 5863
| Denae finds more than she bargained for on her journey to safety.... |
Last Updated: 2009/07/10
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1916
| A series of poems and nonsense I've written over the last two years. Heavily inspired by pathetic dating woes and personal insecurities. ... |
Last Updated: 2009/06/30
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 429
| This a poem written in a moment of imagined sardonic despair. ... |
Last Updated: 2009/06/20
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 167
| This is a poem I wrote after my brother's suicide.... |
Last Updated: 2009/06/05
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 176
| A poem for my boyfriend. Caution, it is sexual. Any comments or correctional inquiry about the lack of apostrophe in the use of the word "summers" sho... |
Last Updated: 2009/05/23
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 81
| A poem I just wrote, which is actually about my best friend but could be about anybody you miss. PLEASE COMMENT... |
Last Updated: 2009/05/12
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 220
| Just a short poem I wrote about knowing someone.... |
Last Updated: 2009/05/11
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 223
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| "Albus Dumbledore discovered Minerva in tears in her classroom late one evening, after she found out ... |
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| War is hell, and Severus Snape and Minerva McGonagall are in the Ninth Circle. Set during Deathly Ha ... |
| Augusta Longbottom and Minerva McGonagall have known each other since their school days, but their r ... |
| Minerva lurks through the castle in her Animagus form, spying and waiting for Severus's return. ... |
| A Hogwarts teacher reflects on an incident in her past. ... |
Minerva and Irma
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2013/10/29 - 04:08PM
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| The Petulant Snape Boy Strikes |
We recently fell in love with a young gentleman, who we affectionately call Petulant Snape Boy. Yes, he is snarky and a bit of a git sometimes, but he is also so adorable that we can't help but want to put him in our pocket and take him with us wherever we go.
The problem is... he is a bit of a mystery to us.
This, oh dear writers of TPP, is where you come in. We need your help! Tell us: Is PSB a young Severus Snape? Is he a progeny of our beloved Potions master? Why is he so irritated? What is up with his dog?
We want to know it all!
The deadline for entries is Midnight GMT on 31 August 2013.
PSB Fic Challenge - Prompts: http://petulantpoetess.livejournal.com/111611.html
PSB Fic Challenge - Rules: http://petulantpoetess.livejournal.com/111208.html
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2013/07/19 - 02:34PM
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| Congratulations, Review-A-Thon Winners! |
Our winner of the Review-a-Thon is anoesis, who posted an amazing 558 reviews in the month of May!
Second came phoenix, who left 531 reviews.
In third place is mick42 with 362 reviews.
Congratulations!
Apart from our top three, the following readers left more than 100 reviews each: HBAR, braye27, sunny33, and chaoticclara! Well done, all of you who contributed to more than three thousand reviews in one single month! |
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2013/06/18 - 08:19AM
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| The Review-A-Thon, May 2013 |
Loathe as I am to admit it, I must congratulate you on the resounding success of the TPP Review-A-Thon.
When I was first informed that there was a Review-A-Thon running, I wasn’t holding my breath. But now we’re counting over 3,000 reviews for this month. It seems you’re not as big a bunch of dunderheads as I thought. In light of this accomplishment, I have decided to accept my rightful place among you as a honorary admin.
Now, if you'll excuse me, it has come to my attention that there is a fic hosted on this fine website that involves me and some fluffy bunnies. I must address this situation post haste.
Also, if you could please inform me of what the hell squeeing is, I would be most appreciative.
Until next time,
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2013/06/02 - 03:16PM
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