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Warning: Erotica is not their forte.
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Last Updated: 2014/07/22
Chapters: 21 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 35309
| Hermione's life takes an unexpected turn due to a medical issue. What she wants is still possible, just not with the man she thought she'd have it wit... |
Last Updated: 2014/07/22
Chapters: 18 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 48020
| After Snape has been told that Lily’s son has only been kept alive so that he can die at the right moment, he leaves Hogwarts for a little Muggle town... |
Last Updated: 2014/07/22
Chapters: 17 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 60141
| Tomayto, tomahto – it's essentially the same, right? Several tumblers of Firewhisky have Harry singing a different tune and looking at someone in a ne... |
Last Updated: 2014/07/21
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 2175
| Harry starts to visit Snape at St. Mungo's. How will this affect him? How will this affect the older wizard?... |
Last Updated: 2014/07/21
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1663
| When fire meets ice...... |
Last Updated: 2014/07/19
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 5678
| Hermione offers to teach her friend Martha's summer baking class. While doing so, she runs into someone she hadn't seen for years.... |
Last Updated: 2014/07/19
Chapters: 6 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 7901
| Variety Challenge first runner up. Hermione Granger is given a Time-Turner and instructions to use it. Only, using a Time-Turner can be a little trick... |
Last Updated: 2014/07/19
Chapters: 50 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 333380
| Five years after the war Hermione's life is stuck in a rut. She's not sure what she wants in life, but she knows it's not starting a family with her h... |
Last Updated: 2014/07/17
Chapters: 22 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 103643
| Hermione, Ginny and Luna, sharing a girl moment, decide to cast a Pairing-Plight Troth Charm on themselves for fun. Each placed in the cauldron one ye... |
Last Updated: 2014/07/16
Chapters: 62 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 470691
| Severus meets Albus Severus. The past comes back in a very peculiar form.... |
Last Updated: 2014/07/15
Chapters: 35 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 120903
| Pan, the Greek god of passion and lust, does not often manifest directly. But when Hermione Granger makes an offering at his fountain (and touches hi... |
Last Updated: 2014/07/15
Chapters: 3 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 3415
| Witches and wizards have always carried the burden of their allegiances to the dark or to the light. The choice to follow one or the other dictates a ... |
Last Updated: 2014/07/15
Chapters: 12 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 19326
| Severus Snape receives a valuable book from a colleague and tries to return the gift. ... |
Last Updated: 2014/07/14
Chapters: 2 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 2845
| It's Remus's birthday, but while Severus finds something for Remus, it's Remus who has something important to give Severus.... |
Last Updated: 2014/07/12
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 872
| Hermione and Severus are collecting potion ingredients in the mountains.... |
Last Updated: 2014/07/12
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 950
| Now a professor at Hogwarts, Hermione Granger begins to experience fierce migraines and voices in her head. What is causing these headaches or who?... |
Last Updated: 2014/07/11
Chapters: 19 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 76390
| Snape is in a bad place following the war. Hermione wants to help. Can they find enough in common to become friends, maybe more?... |
Last Updated: 2014/07/09
Chapters: 5 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 5906
| Hermione begins to receive notes from her secret admirer. As the Masquerade Ball draws closer, she hopes to find out his identity.... |
Last Updated: 2014/07/08
Chapters: 5 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 7962
| Every year Theodore Nott embarks on an expedition in hope to bring home a rare tropical beauty. He finds it this time. ... |
Last Updated: 2014/07/07
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 4579
| As teacher and student, Professor McGonagall and Mr Longbottom understand their relationship very well. But what happens when they are forced to beco... |
Last Updated: 2014/07/02
Chapters: 9 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 13119
| Lucius has lost his way after Narcissa left him. There is only one person who can bring him back. ... |
Last Updated: 2014/07/02
Chapters: 6 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 6660
| This story is a sequel to Velvet Song's "Damsels and Dragons". Severus apparently has not conquered the curse after all, or is there something else go... |
Last Updated: 2014/06/25
Chapters: 5 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 12148
| This tale begins in Severus' sixth year at Hogwarts, during the surge of new young followers of the Dark Lord; Nagini Malfoy, the main female characte... |
Last Updated: 2014/06/25
Chapters: 19 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 74615
| The mutual loathing shared between Umbridge and McGonagall was rooted in something much deeper than a disagreement on teaching methods. Not Pottermore... |
Last Updated: 2014/06/21
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 3848
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Welcome to THE PETULANT POETESS, a moderated online fiction archive dedicated to both Harry Potter Fanfiction and Original Stories and Poetry.
The Petulant Poetess archive was founded by NotSoSaintly in April of 2005 with the idea of creating a friendly atmosphere, dedicated to guiding and encouraging budding authors as well as accommodating the more seasoned writer. Stories going through the moderation process receive a final polishing through communication with the author with the express intent of presenting quality stories for the reader. A list of hard-working admins who contribute their free time out of love for the craft of writing and helping others may be found on the About Us page.
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| Cho Chang as never seen before. ... |
Last Updated: 2014/07/19
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 1256
| Hermione gives Severus an amulet to keep him safe.... |
Last Updated: 2014/07/13
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 449
| The Knight of Wands rides again.... |
Last Updated: 2014/07/12
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1275
| Not just another quest.
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Last Updated: 2014/06/28
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1390
| A short drabble inspired by the song of the same name by the band The Masters Apprentices. Jim Keays the lead singer died today, and the lyrics in thi... |
Last Updated: 2014/06/19
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 160
| What can a person do when all hope has flown away?... |
Last Updated: 2014/06/09
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 860
| Dear Lucius is awakened in a most pleasant way. At first...... |
Last Updated: 2014/06/02
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 104
| Harry watches him from afar. Draco could never want him, so wishing for otherwise was dumb, right?... |
Last Updated: 2014/04/20
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 127
| Hermione reflects on the moment she loses her love.... |
Last Updated: 2014/04/14
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 102
| Written for the "Rescue me" challenge on GS100.... |
Last Updated: 2014/03/19
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 223
| An unknown hex has an odd effect on our dour Potions Master.... |
Last Updated: 2014/03/06
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1837
| Severus and Hermione have been colleagues for many years, long enough to have become friends, but how much do they really know about each other?... |
Last Updated: 2014/03/06
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 677
| In the midst of grief, Hermione remembers…... |
Last Updated: 2014/02/27
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 170
| Hermione is moments away from the altar when she receives a visit from Severus Snape. Submitted to the GS100 "Married in the Morning" challenge.... |
Last Updated: 2014/02/18
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 754
| 2013 Christmas Drabble. The Christmas word I picked was 'mince pie'. ... |
Last Updated: 2014/02/18
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 190
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| I wrote it to try and describe what it's like when I go through a panic attack. ... |
Last Updated: 2009/10/20
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 366
| Original poetry, other... |
Last Updated: 2009/10/15
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 162
| Ryshel Huntress is a Gatherer. Abandoned when she was still a child because of what she is, she blames all Magik. But to save Engola and Kalven, can s... |
Last Updated: 2009/09/10
Chapters: 2 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 4229
| Witnessing the death of the last golden summer.... |
Last Updated: 2009/09/09
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 57
| Desolation of the worst kind.... |
Last Updated: 2009/09/04
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| A cynical view of a common disease.... |
Last Updated: 2009/09/04
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| These are poems related to the story Soroche.... |
Last Updated: 2009/09/03
Chapters: 2 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 129
| A blessing to a past lover's new paramour. ... |
Last Updated: 2009/08/31
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 75
| This is a story I wrote for a course I'm taking, about a very bad night.... |
Last Updated: 2009/08/28
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 489
| Contemplating the passage of time at the solstice... |
Last Updated: 2009/08/09
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 53
| Dailus was the crowned Prince of Apodis, a kingdom of winged men and women who have built their city high in the mountains of Unuk and El-Nath. Their... |
Last Updated: 2009/08/08
Chapters: 2 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 5863
| Denae finds more than she bargained for on her journey to safety.... |
Last Updated: 2009/07/10
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1916
| A series of poems and nonsense I've written over the last two years. Heavily inspired by pathetic dating woes and personal insecurities. ... |
Last Updated: 2009/06/30
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 429
| This a poem written in a moment of imagined sardonic despair. ... |
Last Updated: 2009/06/20
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 167
| This is a poem I wrote after my brother's suicide.... |
Last Updated: 2009/06/05
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 176
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| “The end will be that point where their lines intersect in precarious agony. The end will be wher ... |
| Neville and Luna get closer during the Christmas holiday in Neville’s 7th year. In the face of war, ... |
| After the war, Draco is lost and alone. Can he find redemption from an unlikely source? Come on, try ... |
| Draco sees someone he never expected at a Muggle dance club. What is the Saviour doing dancing alone ... |
| Neville comes to an understanding about Severus Snape: Snape has an understanding to come to, as wel ... |
| When Hogwarts closed down Luna lost even the pretence of friendship that was offered there. She left ... |
| Books have always been Hermione's friend ... until one literally binds her to the insufferable Draco ... |
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