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| Before she was Professor McGonagall, she was Minerva Macnair. After an arranged marriage forces her into an impossible situation, Minerva does what sh... |
Last Updated: 2018/06/05
Chapters: 47 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 173609
| Sirius Black's plan to get his girl under the mistletoe goes awry when Reg and Lily stumble in.... |
Last Updated: 2018/05/28
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 2513
| A trader on the edge of the wizarding world is about to turn Snape's world upside down.... |
Last Updated: 2018/05/11
Chapters: 8 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 12288
| Chaos ensues when the Familiars at Hogwarts decide to play matchmaker.... |
Last Updated: 2018/02/10
Chapters: 20 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 73914
| Many wondered what happened to the Hermione that was replaced in the timeline of Time's Treasure. This is her story.... |
Last Updated: 2018/01/15
Chapters: 12 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 33371
| Albus Dumbledore has a plan. And it's a good one. Because he's a very clever man. Set during OoP.... |
Last Updated: 2018/01/13
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 2776
| Warning: Our team of writers cannot sustain this story line.... |
Last Updated: 2017/12/29
Chapters: 5 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 8610
| A Christmas song to the tune of 'Jolly Old St Nicholas'.... |
Last Updated: 2017/12/23
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 132
| Severus decides to set some New Year's resolutions. Will he be able to see them through without embarrassing himself?... |
Last Updated: 2017/11/29
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 9113
| Will the Marauder's Map help Severus get close to Hermione when nothing else has?... |
Last Updated: 2017/11/29
Chapters: 4 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 5997
| Healer Granger finds an odd mark on the back of Snape’s neck. What is it, and what does it mean?... |
Last Updated: 2017/11/29
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 8057
| Can Severus overcome his growing darkness and unite with his soul mate? Does he want to?... |
Last Updated: 2017/09/09
Chapters: 4 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 5389
| Have you ever wondered how Professor Snape did it, keeping a class silent without effort? Well, let me tell you a story.... |
Last Updated: 2017/09/06
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 599
| When Severus Snape retired from Hogwarts, after teaching Potions for ninety-two years, he expected to live in a house he had inherited from an old unc... |
Last Updated: 2017/09/03
Chapters: 2 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 5396
| Hermione, escaping an overabundance of Christmas, discovers Severus Snape in the last place she'd ever expected to find him. (A sshg-giftfest 2016 gif... |
Last Updated: 2017/07/24
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 7342
| Some addictions cannot be controlled.... |
Last Updated: 2017/06/03
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1740
| This story is a sequel to Velvet Song's "Damsels and Dragons". Severus apparently has not conquered the curse after all, or is there something else go... |
Last Updated: 2017/05/27
Chapters: 14 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 35950
| While working undercover in Geneva, Hermione Granger and Severus Snape get dumped in the middle of the Alps by a malfunctioning Portkey.... |
Last Updated: 2017/05/27
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 6274
| Long forgotten memories resurface when two individuals, poles apart yet strikingly similar to each other, happen to meet.
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Last Updated: 2017/05/27
Chapters: 5 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 3736
| The war is over, and everything is back to ... normal. Only, nothing has really changed. Well, it's changed for Pansy rather drastically, but for Remu... |
Last Updated: 2017/05/27
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 3237
| They slipped briskly into an intimacy from which they never recovered.... |
Last Updated: 2017/05/27
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 6228
| He'd Avada Kadavra himself if he could move. An Epilogue, what epilogue, in which Severus Snape is not killed by Nagini.... |
Last Updated: 2017/03/19
Chapters: 9 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 17987
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Last Updated: 2017/02/02
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 5
| A series of vignettes leading up to a rather special Christmas day for Severus... |
Last Updated: 2016/12/26
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 3452
| Decades after the war, a special Auror taskforce is ready to take down the last five Death Eaters as they meet in a old forest in the middle of nowher... |
Last Updated: 2016/12/09
Chapters: 5 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 12035
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Welcome to THE PETULANT POETESS, a moderated online fiction archive dedicated to both Harry Potter Fanfiction and Original Stories and Poetry.
The Petulant Poetess archive was founded by NotSoSaintly in April of 2005 with the idea of creating a friendly atmosphere, dedicated to guiding and encouraging budding authors as well as accommodating the more seasoned writer. Stories going through the moderation process receive a final polishing through communication with the author with the express intent of presenting quality stories for the reader. A list of hard-working admins who contribute their free time out of love for the craft of writing and helping others may be found on the About Us page.
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| Written for the GS100 "Muggle movie" challenge... |
Last Updated: 2018/05/28
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 309
| A Potions master returning home for summer and a pleasant distraction.... |
Last Updated: 2017/07/12
Chapters: 12 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 3796
| Young Severus gets a Muggle cookbook as a birthday gift from his roommate. Find out why.
Written for the Muffliato! drabble challenge for Snap... |
Last Updated: 2017/05/27
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 113
| When Snape is given a gift certificate at the best brothel in London, he knows just what to do with it.... |
Last Updated: 2017/01/14
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 149
| Aberforth manages to surprise an old friend... |
Last Updated: 2017/01/04
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 225
| Aurors Granger and Snape had nothing on him, nothing.... |
Last Updated: 2016/09/11
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 429
| It's said that bad things happen in threes. Severus discovers what sort of things can happen after that when Granger becomes involved…... |
Last Updated: 2016/09/08
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 992
| Hermione misses him more with every passing day.... |
Last Updated: 2016/05/28
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 167
| Snape deals with his conscience when he has Hermione the only way he can. (non-graphic non-con themes)... |
Last Updated: 2016/05/26
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 285
| Hermione & Severus prepare for a formal evening.... |
Last Updated: 2016/05/20
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 190
| The origin story of Snape & Granger, Wand Core Hunters... |
Last Updated: 2016/04/27
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 429
| She watches, silent, hidden. …He watches, mystified, invisible.
Small moments from the lives of Hermione and Severus during the last year.... |
Last Updated: 2016/02/14
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 128
| Hermione warns Severus against Fred and George's party favours, offering him one of her own.
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Last Updated: 2016/01/30
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 152
| Today her heart bleeds, as grief sinks its teeth into it deeper and deeper, and only one thought pulses in her temples, Never again.... |
Last Updated: 2016/01/30
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 350
| Every night, she prayed she wouldn't hear his name.
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Last Updated: 2016/01/30
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 152
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| Writing exercise written for my mother for the christmas holidays.... |
Last Updated: 2009/12/06
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 212
| One day I woke up to the truth about my existence.... |
Last Updated: 2009/11/18
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 37
| A poem I wrote for Loui to honor her 'Teacher's Pet' fic over on The Hex Files. Written from Harry's PoV.... |
Last Updated: 2009/11/16
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 152
| This is supposed to be a three part work written for my grandmother. Sketching out a beginning, a middle and then the end. ... |
Last Updated: 2009/10/30
Chapters: 3 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 550
| I wrote it to try and describe what it's like when I go through a panic attack. ... |
Last Updated: 2009/10/20
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 366
| Original poetry, other... |
Last Updated: 2009/10/15
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 162
| Ryshel Huntress is a Gatherer. Abandoned when she was still a child because of what she is, she blames all Magik. But to save Engola and Kalven, can s... |
Last Updated: 2009/09/10
Chapters: 2 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 4229
| Witnessing the death of the last golden summer.... |
Last Updated: 2009/09/09
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 57
| Desolation of the worst kind.... |
Last Updated: 2009/09/04
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 62
| A cynical view of a common disease.... |
Last Updated: 2009/09/04
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 96
| These are poems related to the story Soroche.... |
Last Updated: 2009/09/03
Chapters: 2 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 129
| A blessing to a past lover's new paramour. ... |
Last Updated: 2009/08/31
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 75
| This is a story I wrote for a course I'm taking, about a very bad night.... |
Last Updated: 2009/08/28
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 489
| Contemplating the passage of time at the solstice... |
Last Updated: 2009/08/09
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 53
| Dailus was the crowned Prince of Apodis, a kingdom of winged men and women who have built their city high in the mountains of Unuk and El-Nath. Their... |
Last Updated: 2009/08/08
Chapters: 2 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 5863
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| Apart from it being an artefact of considerable antiquity, no one at the Department Of Mysteries cou ... |
| Five years after the fall of Voldemort, Hermione and Severus receive unhappy news. ... |
| Out of the frying pan, into the fire. Sometimes, getting away from it all means there's nowhere to g ... |
| Hermione, as Headmistress, commissions a portrait of Severus Snape. The results are more than she e ... |
| Hermione has been a prisoner since Voldemort won five years ago. Her bleak existence changes one ni ... |
| In which Harry is somewhat indiscriminately randy, Snape struggles manfully to be completely oblivio ... |
| You know what they say about a woman who prefers to live with her cat… ... |
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| We are very sorry to have recieved news that TPP author LariLee has recently passed away. Her family and friends remain in our thoughts - Requiescat in pace, Lisa. |
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| Tenth Anniversary Celebration Author Spotlight |
As part of our Tenth Anniversary celebration, we’d like to congratulate and promote our authors who have gone on to be published outside of fandom. We’re very proud to be part of a community that encourages and supports its members as they reach for their dreams!
We're continuing the series with Little Beloved! |
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2015/12/10 - 02:42PM
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| Tenth Anniversary Celebration Author Spotlight |
As part of our Tenth Anniversary celebration, we’d like to congratulate and promote our authors who have gone on to be published outside of fandom. We’re very proud to be part of a community that encourages and supports its members as they reach for their dreams!
We're continuing the series with Shiv! |
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