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Parallel Dilemma [MA (NC-17)]
by nagandsev
[Reviews: 13]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Category: Shrieking Shack
Hermione is thrown into a parallel universe where everything is the same but different. While there, she finds another who has suffered the same fate ...
Last Updated: 2014/04/23
Chapters: 6 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 31786

Second Chance [K (G)]
by Memory
[Reviews: 169]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Severus meets Albus Severus. The past comes back in a very peculiar form....
Last Updated: 2014/04/20
Chapters: 33 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 111781

Root Cause [MA (NC-17)]
by MHaydn
[Reviews: 1]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Our writers struggle to produce a PWP. Warning: Erotica is not their forte. ...
Last Updated: 2014/04/19
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 1053

There Will Always Be Hope [M (R)]
by morgaine_dulac
[Reviews: 34]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
After Snape has been told that Lily’s son has only been kept alive so that he can die at the right moment, he leaves Hogwarts for a little Muggle town...
Last Updated: 2014/04/19
Chapters: 10 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 34443

Handbook for the Recently Deceased [M (R)]
by Clairvoyant
[Reviews: 56]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Snape awakens in the Shrieking Shack to find his world upended. A story written for MoreThanMolly, the LJ community celebrating the awesomeness of üb...
Last Updated: 2014/04/17
Chapters: 9 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 41266

From Tiny Acorns [MA (NC-17)]
by savine_snape
[Reviews: 10]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: SSHG_Exchange
From the tiniest hope, propagated by his goddaughter, grows a partnership to last the ages. Written for Elise....
Last Updated: 2014/04/17
Chapters: 2 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 5717

Yes, Sir, I Can Boogie [M (R)]
by Savva
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Forbidden Forest
Category: Malfoy Manor
Apparently, Potter can dance....
Last Updated: 2014/04/15
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 2573

Lexis Logos Lord [M (R)]
by White Eyebrow
[Reviews: 18]
Category: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Category: Malfoy Manor
In the beginning was the word......
Last Updated: 2014/04/12
Chapters: 8 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 10959

Time's Arrow [MA (NC-17)]
by Proulxes
[Reviews: 48]
Category: Potions Under Duress
More ancient time travel! Hermione and Severus are thrown into an adventure that will explore the very origins of time itself.......
Last Updated: 2014/04/11
Chapters: 5 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 25570

Under the Professor's Robes [MA (NC-17)]
by sunny33
[Reviews: 133]
Category: SSHG_Exchange
Category: Potions Under Duress
Something strange is happening at Hogwarts. Snape's students are giggling and making cow eyes at him, and suggestive notes keep appearing in his mail....
Last Updated: 2014/04/09
Chapters: 12 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 18071

Blow Me Away [MA (NC-17)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 1]
Category: Forbidden Forest
Category: Malfoy Manor
Harry has been pining after Draco for quite some time now. With some encouragement from Hermione, Harry finally goes after what he wants. A night full...
Last Updated: 2014/04/07
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 3639

Love is the Music of Our Hearts [T (PG-13)]
by Stefdarlin
[Reviews: 11]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Filius and Pomona always seem to be off key when it comes to how they feel about each other. Will they be able to find the harmony of love?...
Last Updated: 2014/04/05
Chapters: 8 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 21778

The Taming of the S.P.E.W [MA (NC-17)]
by neelix
[Reviews: 29]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: sshg_promptfest
Of House Elves and Life Debts, Severus Snape learns there is more to Hogwarts, and it might just change his life forever....
Last Updated: 2014/04/05
Chapters: 5 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 11766

The First Day Of The Rest Of My Life [K+ (PG)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
It's Hermione and Ron's big day....
Last Updated: 2014/04/01
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 2031

Dragons in the Dungeon [K+ (PG)]
by MsTree
[Reviews: 9]
Category: Potions Under Duress
This story is a sequel to Velvet Song's "Damsels and Dragons". Severus apparently has not conquered the curse after all, or is there something else go...
Last Updated: 2014/03/25
Chapters: 2 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 5229

The Devil's Game [MA (NC-17)]
by Ugly Kitten
[Reviews: 182]
Category: Potions Under Duress
The future is bleak for the wizarding world after Voldmort died. Scorpius Malfoy and Molly Weasley become the future’s hope for the past. They enlist ...
Last Updated: 2014/03/25
Chapters: 18 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 87196

The Ethereal [MA (NC-17)]
by Tarpeia
[Reviews: 0]
Category: Azkaban Prison
Category: Shrieking Shack
Determined to drive Severus away from the Dark side, Lily feigns to join him in his service to the Dark Lord. She cannot imagine that her reputation i...
Last Updated: 2014/03/24
Chapters: 2 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 18324

The Wine of Life [M (R)]
by BulletTimeScully
[Reviews: 26]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Two people, each wanting and needing the same thing, though neither one knows it yet. A story of life, love... and liquor....
Last Updated: 2014/03/23
Chapters: 10 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 33143

Learning to Hunt under a Moonless Sky [MA (NC-17)]
by purpleygirl
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Forbidden Forest
Category: Azkaban Prison
If Harry does not want Remus’s help on his secret mission, Remus will try another way to make himself useful. But Snape has much to teach him... (Set ...
Last Updated: 2014/03/17
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 4727

The Alchemist's Agenda [T (PG-13)]
by baylor713
[Reviews: 9]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Witches and wizards have always carried the burden of their allegiances to the dark or to the light. The choice to follow one or the other dictates a ...
Last Updated: 2014/03/15
Chapters: 4 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 4743

Grey [M (R)]
by Savva
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Malfoy Manor
It’s hard to be jolly when everything around you coloured in grey. Literally....
Last Updated: 2014/03/15
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 5978

A Slant-Told Tale [MA (NC-17)]
by Squibstress
[Reviews: 151]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Before she was Professor McGonagall, she was Minerva Macnair. After an arranged marriage forces her into an impossible situation, Minerva does what sh...
Last Updated: 2014/03/12
Chapters: 40 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 146065

An Orphan For Christmas [M (R)]
by Bardsdaughter
[Reviews: 134]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Sometimes an unwanted gift becomes the most treasured possession....
Last Updated: 2014/03/10
Chapters: 14 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 20586

The One That Got Away [MA (NC-17)]
by purpleygirl
[Reviews: 0]
Category: Forbidden Forest
Category: Azkaban Prison
When the wolf returns and seeks out the one that got away, Snape forms his own plan. But as Snape begins to wonder who really got away from whom, can ...
Last Updated: 2014/03/09
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 10655

Bedtime [MA (NC-17)]
by kellychambliss
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Forbidden Forest
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Lavender and the other Gryffindors can't imagine why Professor Grubbly-Plank is wandering the corridors of Hogwarts at night. Set during OoP....
Last Updated: 2014/03/07
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 3387

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Vampire!Severus 6: Dilemma [T (PG-13)]
by MHaydn
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Category: Saturday Night Drabbles
The writers, trying to avoid clichés, bite off more than they can chew....
Last Updated: 2013/07/20
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1111

Andromeda's Plight [M (R)]
by nagandsev
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Azkaban Prison
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Andromeda seeks redemption for being a blood traitor. Written for the LJ community worshipdarklord 2013 fest....
Last Updated: 2013/07/15
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1693

She Sleeps… [K+ (PG)]
by Ladymage Samiko
[Reviews: 5]
Category: GrangerSnape100
Category: Potions Under Duress
Hermione sleeps… and dreams of the days of long ago....
Last Updated: 2013/07/15
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 115

Vampire!Severus 5: Buckaroo [T (PG-13)]
by MHaydn
[Reviews: 1]
Category: Category: Saturday Night Drabbles
What evil lurks in the hearts of a team of writers? ...
Last Updated: 2013/07/13
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1300

Vampire!Severus 4: Werewolf [T (PG-13)]
by MHaydn
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Category: Saturday Night Drabbles
The writing team tries one more fling....
Last Updated: 2013/07/06
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1829

Dear Me: The Reply [K+ (PG)]
by peskipiksi
[Reviews: 11]
Category: Category: Saturday Night Drabbles
Sequel to 'Dear Me'. Twenty-one year old Snape sends an impassioned letter to his younger self, and gets several in reply....
Last Updated: 2013/07/06
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 597

Bog Rolls [K+ (PG)]
by Pennfana
[Reviews: 13]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
What is it that's got some of the students into such a panicked state?...
Last Updated: 2013/07/05
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 817

Libera Me [M (R)]
by BulletTimeScully
[Reviews: 6]
Category: GrangerSnape100
Category: Potions Under Duress
“Libera me, Domine, de morte aeterna…” Now a Petulant Poetess Facebook page Fabulous Friday Admin rec for the week of March 14th, 2014. Thank you!...
Last Updated: 2013/07/05
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1828

Under Lock and Key [T (PG-13)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 2]
Category: GrangerSnape100
Hermione and Severus enjoy a little afternoon fun....
Last Updated: 2013/07/03
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 102

I Think I'm Going Quackers [T (PG-13)]
by peskipiksi
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Category: Saturday Night Drabbles
Category: Potions Under Duress
Why is there a rubber duck on Snape's desk?...
Last Updated: 2013/06/29
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 142

The Illustrated Whip [K+ (PG)]
by stgulik
[Reviews: 3]
Category: GrangerSnape100
An entry in the 'Whips and Chains' challenge at GS100. ...
Last Updated: 2013/06/29
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 117

Ship Drabbles [K+ (PG)]
by phoenix
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Five vignettes that look at the canon relationships....
Last Updated: 2013/06/28
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 614

Tired [K+ (PG)]
by morgaine_dulac
[Reviews: 11]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Severus Snape is tired. Incredibly tired....
Last Updated: 2013/06/26
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 148

Burnt Offerings [K+ (PG)]
by Ladymage Samiko
[Reviews: 14]
Category: GrangerSnape100
Category: Potions Under Duress
Hermione accompanies Snape to a very important—and very personal—ceremony....
Last Updated: 2013/06/23
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 261

A Vexing Tail [K+ (PG)]
by linlawless
[Reviews: 8]
Category: Category: Saturday Night Drabbles
Category: Potions Under Duress
In which Harry and Ron have a fight, which leads to Hermione questioning whether getting what she thinks she wants is really all that great. Oh, and ...
Last Updated: 2013/06/23
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 862

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Crow and Crown [K+ (PG)]
by chivalric
[Reviews: 1]
Category: Novelette
Four years after Ari and Dagur’s forced marriage, not many know the man at the future king’s side. Dagur, the king’s nephew, is convinced secrecy is n...
Last Updated: 2014/01/29
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1004

I Am a Lover of the Universe [K+ (PG)]
by kittylefish
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
Ecstatic love poem that came to me on the morning of New Year's Eve....
Last Updated: 2014/01/23
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 105

The Universe Addresses a Bully [K+ (PG)]
by karelia
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Short Story
You caught him once again unawares, well done. He shrinks before your eyes, even though every word you utter is meaningless and without any shred of t...
Last Updated: 2014/01/12
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 791

The Music of the Spheres [K+ (PG)]
by karelia
[Reviews: 6]
Category: Short Story
Music. Intricately woven into the tapestry of the universe. Such immense beauty, words fail....
Last Updated: 2013/12/26
Chapters: 5 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1568

Me and You [K+ (PG)]
by oohdear
[Reviews: 1]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
Something I wrote in a haze!!...
Last Updated: 2013/10/12
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 118

Tree of my Heart [K+ (PG)]
by JunoMagic
[Reviews: 8]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
Category:
Category: Poetry: Other
A tree poem....
Last Updated: 2013/05/17
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 100

The Gallery of Seasons [K+ (PG)]
by JunoMagic
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
Category:
Category: Poetry: Other
A poem of the seasons....
Last Updated: 2013/05/17
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 144

Me, me and me [K (G)]
by oohdear
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
Category:
Category: Poetry: Free Form
Greed, sleeping, too stupid to care, oh no wait, too brain washed to care...
Last Updated: 2013/03/01
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 157

Brimstone [K+ (PG)]
by shosier
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Novelette
Amanda Ryder never asked for her special ESP gifts--only her family never believed her innocence. Now, her virginity just became a matter of life and ...
Last Updated: 2013/01/07
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 2084

Crow and Firefly [K+ (PG)]
by chivalric
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Novelette
With the life of his sister and newborn nephew at stake, shapeshifter Ari is trapped in a castle and compelled to accept a situation he’d dreaded: he ...
Last Updated: 2012/11/13
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 555

Nine Dates [K+ (PG)]
by shosier
[Reviews: 6]
Category: Novelette
Finalist, 2011 Valley Forge RWA "Sheila" Award... John and Paul have build a strong foundation of love between them. Will Beth be added strength to th...
Last Updated: 2012/10/01
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 3623

Searching for Love [K+ (PG)]
by BloodTraitor
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
A song-like poem about finding love and keeping it....
Last Updated: 2012/08/31
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 192

Fire Figures [K+ (PG)]
by JunoMagic
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
The flames paint strange figures and tell even stranger stories....
Last Updated: 2012/06/30
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 145

Manifesting her Home [K+ (PG)]
by karelia
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Short Story
A visit to a quirky yet functional kitchen....
Last Updated: 2012/06/17
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 1599

Once Upon A Time [M (R)]
by JunoMagic
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
A prayer to alien archeologists....
Last Updated: 2012/06/16
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 253

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A Second Chance For Happiness [M (R)]
by star_girl
[Reviews: 176]
Category: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Life does not always turn out the way we want it to. Ten years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Severus ...

His Galatea [K+ (PG)]
by linlawless
[Reviews: 13]
Category: Category: Saturday Night Drabbles
Category: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
When Hermione hears about a certain piece of artwork on display at Malfoy Manor, Ron has some explai ...

AWWW [K+ (PG)]
by TeaOli
[Reviews: 14]
Category: Category: Saturday Night Drabbles
Category: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Someone's been sending mystery parcels to George Weasley. ...

Question of Identity [K+ (PG)]
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[Reviews: 10]
Category: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
No one can really tell twins apart. ...

Paid in Full [K+ (PG)]
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Good businessmen rarely bargain. But when there is so much to gain and such an easy mark, how can th ...


time runs out
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2014/02/01 - 11:26AM
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Applause for Our Reviewers!
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The Petulant Snape Boy Strikes
We recently fell in love with a young gentleman, who we affectionately call Petulant Snape Boy. Yes, he is snarky and a bit of a git sometimes, but he is also so adorable that we can't help but want to put him in our pocket and take him with us wherever we go.
The problem is... he is a bit of a mystery to us.
This, oh dear writers of TPP, is where you come in. We need your help! Tell us: Is PSB a young Severus Snape? Is he a progeny of our beloved Potions master? Why is he so irritated? What is up with his dog?
We want to know it all!
The deadline for entries is Midnight GMT on 31 August 2013.
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