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A Place in the World [M (R)]
by noodle
[Reviews: 147]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Apart from it being an artefact of considerable antiquity, no one at the Department Of Mysteries could determine what it was. It was taken from the bo...
Last Updated: 2014/08/28
Chapters: 24 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 182116

The Self-Writing Parchment [MA (NC-17)]
by beaweasley2
[Reviews: 622]
Category: Category: Potter Place's Summer 2007 Prompt Challenge
Hermione finds a mysterious piece of self-writing parchment in Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes that writes: Tell me your deepest desire. Thinking it’s...
Last Updated: 2014/08/28
Chapters: 43 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 395292

Gardiner and Shipe [T (PG-13)]
by mt_nestor
[Reviews: 1]
Category: sshg_promptfest
A test of a new Time-Turner not only sends Hermione back into the past but entangles her in the investigation of an unsolved mystery....
Last Updated: 2014/08/27
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 7210

Love is the Music of Our Hearts [T (PG-13)]
by Stefdarlin
[Reviews: 11]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Filius and Pomona always seem to be off key when it comes to how they feel about each other. Will they be able to find the harmony of love?...
Last Updated: 2014/08/26
Chapters: 9 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 25153

The Leather-Bound Promise [M (R)]
by Helena Rickman
[Reviews: 35]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Snape is in a bad place following the war. Hermione wants to help. Can they find enough in common to become friends, maybe more?...
Last Updated: 2014/08/25
Chapters: 8 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 11073

The Alchemist's Agenda [T (PG-13)]
by baylor713
[Reviews: 26]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Witches and wizards have always carried the burden of their allegiances to the dark or to the light. The choice to follow one or the other dictates a ...
Last Updated: 2014/08/24
Chapters: 16 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 28390

Dracpunzel [T (PG-13)]
by dracontia
[Reviews: 10]
Category: Malfoy Manor
Category: Azkaban Prison
Once upon a time, Lucius Malfoy decided to execute a tediously convoluted scheme that went (from his perspective, at least) ridiculously wrong. That r...
Last Updated: 2014/08/23
Chapters: 5 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 6155

Caru Rhwymydd [K+ (PG)]
by Meladara
[Reviews: 13]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: sshg_promptfest
In this one wild fall down the shifting staircases of Hogwarts, with the eyes of the student body watching, something sparks to life, and it will leav...
Last Updated: 2014/08/23
Chapters: 3 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 7750

New Beginning [M (R)]
by phoenix
[Reviews: 101]
Category: Malfoy Manor
Five years after the war Hermione's life is stuck in a rut. She's not sure what she wants in life, but she knows it's not starting a family with her h...
Last Updated: 2014/08/22
Chapters: 26 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 126873

Something Akin to Normalcy [M (R)]
by thebridgeovertheriverkwai
[Reviews: 14]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Hermione Granger has had enough. What with the war over and Voldemort gone, she finds the confining walls of Hogwarts overbearingly trying. And with j...
Last Updated: 2014/08/21
Chapters: 4 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 6108

A Problem Shared [K+ (PG)]
by peskipiksi
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Azkaban Prison
Lord Voldemort finds a Boggart. ...
Last Updated: 2014/08/21
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1787

Contract Renewal [T (PG-13)]
by debjunk
[Reviews: 7]
Category: sshg_promptfest
Category: Potions Under Duress
Lucius needs the list of faculty contract extensions for the Board of Governors, which is something that should have taken a matter of minutes for the...
Last Updated: 2014/08/20
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 2515

Maxit [K+ (PG)]
by Minerva
[Reviews: 7]
Category: Potions Under Duress
What happens with Britain's wizarding world when Muggle Britain leaves the European Union?...
Last Updated: 2014/08/18
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 3659

Man in a Box [M (R)]
by flaminia_x
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Azkaban Prison
Lily has an imaginary friend. So what? Don't all children? But hers is … special....
Last Updated: 2014/08/16
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1109

The Crafty Case of the Corpses That Weren't Corpses [T (PG-13)]
by Ladymage Samiko
[Reviews: 18]
Category: sshg_promptfest
Category: Potions Under Duress
Several people have disappeared from the wizarding community, and a wholly unlikely suspect is being accused. Who else but Hermione Granger would tak...
Last Updated: 2014/08/14
Chapters: 3 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 14948

Burn Down The Mission [MA (NC-17)]
by TeddyRadiator
[Reviews: 39]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: sshg_promptfest
Seven years into Hermione Granger's tenure as Headmistress of Hogwarts, the castle will reveal a secret that changes everything she ever knew about it...
Last Updated: 2014/08/13
Chapters: 6 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 19736

Second Chance [K (G)]
by Memory
[Reviews: 174]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Severus meets Albus Severus. The past comes back in a very peculiar form....
Last Updated: 2014/08/13
Chapters: 36 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 125477

On Cho [K+ (PG)]
by Fairfield
[Reviews: 1]
Category: Essays
Brief essay....
Last Updated: 2014/08/11
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 295

Tale As Old As Time [M (R)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Shrieking Shack
This is their story, of the girl who tamed the beast within....
Last Updated: 2014/08/10
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 963

The Angel Investor [K+ (PG)]
by stgulik
[Reviews: 9]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: sshg_promptfest
A comedy of labors, love and lobster....
Last Updated: 2014/08/09
Chapters: 2 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 11938

An Orphan For Christmas [M (R)]
by Bardsdaughter
[Reviews: 143]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Sometimes an unwanted gift becomes the most treasured possession....
Last Updated: 2014/08/08
Chapters: 16 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 23661

Consequences of Meddling with Time [MA (NC-17)]
by beaweasley2
[Reviews: 697]
Category: Category: Potter Place's Variety Challenge 2009
Category: Potions Under Duress
Variety Challenge first runner up. Hermione Granger is given a Time-Turner and instructions to use it. Only, using a Time-Turner can be a little trick...
Last Updated: 2014/08/08
Chapters: 51 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 343937

Just Business [T (PG-13)]
by museymuse
[Reviews: 37]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: SSHG_Exchange
Hermione Granger's business is failing, badly. When Severus Snape turns up and offers her a chance to save it, she can't believe her luck; but working...
Last Updated: 2014/08/07
Chapters: 6 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 25670

Days Are Forgotten [MA (NC-17)]
by Savva
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Malfoy Manor
Even the strongest of us need help sometimes, and occasionally, while helping others, we actually helping ourselves. ...
Last Updated: 2014/08/07
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 6910

Willow [K+ (PG)]
by Laralee
[Reviews: 5]
Category: sshg_newbies Newbie Fest
Category: Potions Under Duress
It could be argued that Willow was neither her mother nor father's child....
Last Updated: 2014/08/06
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 4072

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She Sleeps… [K+ (PG)]
by Ladymage Samiko
[Reviews: 5]
Category: GrangerSnape100
Category: Potions Under Duress
Hermione sleeps… and dreams of the days of long ago....
Last Updated: 2013/07/15
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 115

Vampire!Severus 5: Buckaroo [T (PG-13)]
by MHaydn
[Reviews: 1]
Category: Category: Saturday Night Drabbles
What evil lurks in the hearts of a team of writers? ...
Last Updated: 2013/07/13
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1300

Vampire!Severus 4: Werewolf [T (PG-13)]
by MHaydn
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Category: Saturday Night Drabbles
The writing team tries one more fling....
Last Updated: 2013/07/06
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1829

Dear Me: The Reply [K+ (PG)]
by peskipiksi
[Reviews: 11]
Category: Category: Saturday Night Drabbles
Sequel to 'Dear Me'. Twenty-one year old Snape sends an impassioned letter to his younger self, and gets several in reply....
Last Updated: 2013/07/06
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 597

Bog Rolls [K+ (PG)]
by Pennfana
[Reviews: 14]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
What is it that's got some of the students into such a panicked state?...
Last Updated: 2013/07/05
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 817

Libera Me [M (R)]
by BulletTimeScully
[Reviews: 6]
Category: GrangerSnape100
Category: Potions Under Duress
“Libera me, Domine, de morte aeterna…” Now a Petulant Poetess Facebook page Fabulous Friday Admin rec for the week of March 14th, 2014. Thank you!...
Last Updated: 2013/07/05
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1828

Under Lock and Key [T (PG-13)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 2]
Category: GrangerSnape100
Hermione and Severus enjoy a little afternoon fun....
Last Updated: 2013/07/03
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 102

I Think I'm Going Quackers [T (PG-13)]
by peskipiksi
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Category: Saturday Night Drabbles
Category: Potions Under Duress
Why is there a rubber duck on Snape's desk?...
Last Updated: 2013/06/29
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 142

The Illustrated Whip [K+ (PG)]
by stgulik
[Reviews: 3]
Category: GrangerSnape100
An entry in the 'Whips and Chains' challenge at GS100. ...
Last Updated: 2013/06/29
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 117

Ship Drabbles [K+ (PG)]
by phoenix
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Five vignettes that look at the canon relationships....
Last Updated: 2013/06/28
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 614

Tired [K+ (PG)]
by morgaine_dulac
[Reviews: 11]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Severus Snape is tired. Incredibly tired....
Last Updated: 2013/06/26
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 148

Burnt Offerings [K+ (PG)]
by Ladymage Samiko
[Reviews: 14]
Category: GrangerSnape100
Category: Potions Under Duress
Hermione accompanies Snape to a very important—and very personal—ceremony....
Last Updated: 2013/06/23
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 261

A Vexing Tail [K+ (PG)]
by linlawless
[Reviews: 9]
Category: Category: Saturday Night Drabbles
Category: Potions Under Duress
In which Harry and Ron have a fight, which leads to Hermione questioning whether getting what she thinks she wants is really all that great. Oh, and ...
Last Updated: 2013/06/23
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 862

The Sorting Hat's Defence [K+ (PG)]
by peskipiksi
[Reviews: 7]
Category: Category: Saturday Night Drabbles
Category: Hogwarts Castle
The Hogwarts Governors are not happy with The Sorting Hat....
Last Updated: 2013/06/23
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 661

A Bit of Discretion [M (R)]
by TeaOli
[Reviews: 7]
Category: Category: Saturday Night Drabbles
Category: Forbidden Forest
Dr Bette Granger doesn’t usually regret not having pursued a medical degree. (This is another RW/SS/HG fic.)...
Last Updated: 2013/06/22
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 426

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Crow and Crown [K+ (PG)]
by chivalric
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Novelette
Four years after Ari and Dagur’s forced marriage, not many know the man at the future king’s side. Dagur, the king’s nephew, is convinced secrecy is n...
Last Updated: 2014/01/29
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1004

I Am a Lover of the Universe [K+ (PG)]
by kittylefish
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
Ecstatic love poem that came to me on the morning of New Year's Eve....
Last Updated: 2014/01/23
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 105

The Universe Addresses a Bully [K+ (PG)]
by karelia
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Short Story
You caught him once again unawares, well done. He shrinks before your eyes, even though every word you utter is meaningless and without any shred of t...
Last Updated: 2014/01/12
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 791

The Music of the Spheres [K+ (PG)]
by karelia
[Reviews: 6]
Category: Short Story
Music. Intricately woven into the tapestry of the universe. Such immense beauty, words fail....
Last Updated: 2013/12/26
Chapters: 5 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1568

Me and You [K+ (PG)]
by oohdear
[Reviews: 1]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
Something I wrote in a haze!!...
Last Updated: 2013/10/12
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 118

Tree of my Heart [K+ (PG)]
by JunoMagic
[Reviews: 8]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
Category:
Category: Poetry: Other
A tree poem....
Last Updated: 2013/05/17
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 100

The Gallery of Seasons [K+ (PG)]
by JunoMagic
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
Category:
Category: Poetry: Other
A poem of the seasons....
Last Updated: 2013/05/17
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 144

Me, me and me [K (G)]
by oohdear
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
Category:
Category: Poetry: Free Form
Greed, sleeping, too stupid to care, oh no wait, too brain washed to care...
Last Updated: 2013/03/01
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 157

Brimstone [K+ (PG)]
by shosier
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Novelette
Amanda Ryder never asked for her special ESP gifts--only her family never believed her innocence. Now, her virginity just became a matter of life and ...
Last Updated: 2013/01/07
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 2084

Crow and Firefly [K+ (PG)]
by chivalric
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Novelette
With the life of his sister and newborn nephew at stake, shapeshifter Ari is trapped in a castle and compelled to accept a situation he’d dreaded: he ...
Last Updated: 2012/11/13
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 555

Nine Dates [K+ (PG)]
by shosier
[Reviews: 8]
Category: Novelette
Finalist, 2011 Valley Forge RWA "Sheila" Award... John and Paul have build a strong foundation of love between them. Will Beth be added strength to th...
Last Updated: 2012/10/01
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 3623

Searching for Love [K+ (PG)]
by BloodTraitor
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
A song-like poem about finding love and keeping it....
Last Updated: 2012/08/31
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 192

Fire Figures [K+ (PG)]
by JunoMagic
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
The flames paint strange figures and tell even stranger stories....
Last Updated: 2012/06/30
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 145

Manifesting her Home [K+ (PG)]
by karelia
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Short Story
A visit to a quirky yet functional kitchen....
Last Updated: 2012/06/17
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 1599

Once Upon A Time [M (R)]
by JunoMagic
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
A prayer to alien archeologists....
Last Updated: 2012/06/16
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 253

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Tick Tock [T (PG-13)]
by pokeystar
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Some clocks are more annoying than others. ...

And I’ve Never Told You Till Just Now [MA (NC-17)]
by mrs_nott
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Forbidden Forest
“The end will be that point where their lines intersect in precarious agony. The end will be wher ...

To Be Her Champion [MA (NC-17)]
by Good_Witch
[Reviews: 6]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Neville and Luna get closer during the Christmas holiday in Neville’s 7th year. In the face of war, ...

Finding Draco [T (PG-13)]
by Keppiehed
[Reviews: 37]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Category: Malfoy Manor
After the war, Draco is lost and alone. Can he find redemption from an unlikely source? Come on, try ...

That We Might Be Alive [MA (NC-17)]
by LiteraryBeauty
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Forbidden Forest
Category: Malfoy Manor
Draco sees someone he never expected at a Muggle dance club. What is the Saviour doing dancing alone ...

Ode to the Daimonic; or, Peace to Thy Gentle Shade [K+ (PG)]
by juniperus
[Reviews: 11]
Category: Forbidden Forest
Neville comes to an understanding about Severus Snape: Snape has an understanding to come to, as wel ...

Sketches of an Open Window [M (R)]
by Fanny T
[Reviews: 11]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
When Hogwarts closed down Luna lost even the pretence of friendship that was offered there. She left ...

Bewitchments and Charmes [T (PG-13)]
by sshg316
[Reviews: 17]
Category: Malfoy Manor
Books have always been Hermione's friend ... until one literally binds her to the insufferable Draco ...


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