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Ambitious Entanglements [T (PG-13)]
by jennybenny2845
[Reviews: 1]
Category: Malfoy Manor
An application uncovers feelings of rejection and regret. Two people have a lot to prove. Can they drop their grudges for the Greater Good?...
Last Updated: 2014/07/25
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 4571

There Will Always Be Hope [M (R)]
by morgaine_dulac
[Reviews: 51]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
After Snape has been told that Lily’s son has only been kept alive so that he can die at the right moment, he leaves Hogwarts for a little Muggle town...
Last Updated: 2014/07/24
Chapters: 19 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 66150

The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach [MA (NC-17)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 37]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Hermione offers to teach her friend Martha's summer baking class. While doing so, she runs into someone she hadn't seen for years....
Last Updated: 2014/07/24
Chapters: 7 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 9059

New Beginning [M (R)]
by phoenix
[Reviews: 86]
Category: Malfoy Manor
Five years after the war Hermione's life is stuck in a rut. She's not sure what she wants in life, but she knows it's not starting a family with her h...
Last Updated: 2014/07/24
Chapters: 23 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 109000

The Alchemist's Agenda [T (PG-13)]
by baylor713
[Reviews: 21]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Witches and wizards have always carried the burden of their allegiances to the dark or to the light. The choice to follow one or the other dictates a ...
Last Updated: 2014/07/24
Chapters: 13 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 22111

Parallel Dilemma [MA (NC-17)]
by nagandsev
[Reviews: 23]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Category: Shrieking Shack
Hermione is thrown into a parallel universe where everything is the same but different. While there, she finds another who has suffered the same fate ...
Last Updated: 2014/07/23
Chapters: 9 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 46555

Root Cause [MA (NC-17)]
by MHaydn
[Reviews: 36]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Our writers struggle to produce a PWP. Warning: Erotica is not their forte. ...
Last Updated: 2014/07/22
Chapters: 21 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 35309

A Well-Made Match [MA (NC-17)]
by Southern_Witch_69
[Reviews: 267]
Category: Potions Under Duress
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Category: Yenta Livery Company
Hermione's life takes an unexpected turn due to a medical issue. What she wants is still possible, just not with the man she thought she'd have it wit...
Last Updated: 2014/07/22
Chapters: 18 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 48020

Precious Proclivities [M (R)]
by jennybenny2845
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Forbidden Forest
Category: Malfoy Manor
Tomayto, tomahto – it's essentially the same, right? Several tumblers of Firewhisky have Harry singing a different tune and looking at someone in a ne...
Last Updated: 2014/07/21
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 2175

These Small Hours [T (PG-13)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Forbidden Forest
Category: Azkaban Prison
Harry starts to visit Snape at St. Mungo's. How will this affect him? How will this affect the older wizard?...
Last Updated: 2014/07/21
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1663

Shepherds and Sinners [MA (NC-17)]
by jennybenny2845
[Reviews: 6]
Category: Malfoy Manor
Category: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
When fire meets ice......
Last Updated: 2014/07/19
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 5678

Consequences of Meddling with Time [MA (NC-17)]
by beaweasley2
[Reviews: 696]
Category: Category: Potter Place's Variety Challenge 2009
Category: Potions Under Duress
Variety Challenge first runner up. Hermione Granger is given a Time-Turner and instructions to use it. Only, using a Time-Turner can be a little trick...
Last Updated: 2014/07/19
Chapters: 50 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 333380

The Plight-Trothed Bride [MA (NC-17)]
by beaweasley2
[Reviews: 1266]
Category: Category: Potter Place's Post DH Prompt Challenge
Hermione, Ginny and Luna, sharing a girl moment, decide to cast a Pairing-Plight Troth Charm on themselves for fun. Each placed in the cauldron one ye...
Last Updated: 2014/07/16
Chapters: 62 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 470691

Second Chance [K (G)]
by Memory
[Reviews: 172]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Severus meets Albus Severus. The past comes back in a very peculiar form....
Last Updated: 2014/07/15
Chapters: 35 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 120903

A Wish For Severus Snape [T (PG-13)]
by deianaera
[Reviews: 28]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Pan, the Greek god of passion and lust, does not often manifest directly. But when Hermione Granger makes an offering at his fountain (and touches hi...
Last Updated: 2014/07/15
Chapters: 3 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 3415

Hallelujah, I Just Love Her So [K+ (PG)]
by Minerva
[Reviews: 8]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Severus Snape receives a valuable book from a colleague and tries to return the gift. ...
Last Updated: 2014/07/14
Chapters: 2 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 2845

All Yours [T (PG-13)]
by purpleygirl
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Forbidden Forest
It's Remus's birthday, but while Severus finds something for Remus, it's Remus who has something important to give Severus....
Last Updated: 2014/07/12
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 872

Beauty of Nature [K+ (PG)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Hermione and Severus are collecting potion ingredients in the mountains....
Last Updated: 2014/07/12
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 950

Power of the Mind [T (PG-13)]
by gersknightlady
[Reviews: 161]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Now a professor at Hogwarts, Hermione Granger begins to experience fierce migraines and voices in her head. What is causing these headaches or who?...
Last Updated: 2014/07/11
Chapters: 19 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 76390

The Leather-Bound Promise [M (R)]
by Helena Rickman
[Reviews: 21]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Snape is in a bad place following the war. Hermione wants to help. Can they find enough in common to become friends, maybe more?...
Last Updated: 2014/07/09
Chapters: 5 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 5906

Her Secret Admirer [T (PG-13)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 15]
Category: Malfoy Manor
Hermione begins to receive notes from her secret admirer. As the Masquerade Ball draws closer, she hopes to find out his identity....
Last Updated: 2014/07/08
Chapters: 5 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 7962

Ulysses [M (R)]
by Savva
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Every year Theodore Nott embarks on an expedition in hope to bring home a rare tropical beauty. He finds it this time. ...
Last Updated: 2014/07/07
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 4579

Roses in December [M (R)]
by kellychambliss
[Reviews: 18]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
As teacher and student, Professor McGonagall and Mr Longbottom understand their relationship very well. But what happens when they are forced to beco...
Last Updated: 2014/07/02
Chapters: 9 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 13119

Saving Lucius [MA (NC-17)]
by sunny33
[Reviews: 35]
Category: Lucius Big Bang
Category: Forbidden Forest
Lucius has lost his way after Narcissa left him. There is only one person who can bring him back. ...
Last Updated: 2014/07/02
Chapters: 6 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 6660

Dragons in the Dungeon [K+ (PG)]
by MsTree
[Reviews: 24]
Category: Potions Under Duress
This story is a sequel to Velvet Song's "Damsels and Dragons". Severus apparently has not conquered the curse after all, or is there something else go...
Last Updated: 2014/06/25
Chapters: 5 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 12148

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Prettying Up [K+ (PG)]
by purpleygirl
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Forbidden Forest
Lupin and Snape find a house ... [Drabble/100-Word]...
Last Updated: 2014/07/23
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 140

Invitation to the Dance [T (PG-13)]
by Fairfield
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Category: Saturday Night Drabbles
Cho Chang as never seen before. ...
Last Updated: 2014/07/19
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 1256

Her Silly Amulet [K+ (PG)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: GrangerSnape100
Hermione gives Severus an amulet to keep him safe....
Last Updated: 2014/07/13
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 449

It’s In the Cards [MA (NC-17)]
by Fairfield
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Category: Saturday Night Drabbles
The Knight of Wands rides again....
Last Updated: 2014/07/12
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1275

A Companion in All Things [MA (NC-17)]
by Fairfield
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Category: Saturday Night Drabbles
Not just another quest. ...
Last Updated: 2014/06/28
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1390

Because I Love You [K+ (PG)]
by madpip
[Reviews: 1]
Category: Potions Under Duress
A short drabble inspired by the song of the same name by the band The Masters Apprentices. Jim Keays the lead singer died today, and the lyrics in thi...
Last Updated: 2014/06/19
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 160

Take This Kiss Upon The Brow [K (G)]
by orm irian
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Potions Under Duress
What can a person do when all hope has flown away?...
Last Updated: 2014/06/09
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 860

Rise and Shine, Mr Malfoy [T (PG-13)]
by Mistress of Sick
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Malfoy Manor
Category: Azkaban Prison
Dear Lucius is awakened in a most pleasant way. At first......
Last Updated: 2014/06/02
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 104

Liquid Courage [K+ (PG)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Malfoy Manor
Category: Forbidden Forest
Harry watches him from afar. Draco could never want him, so wishing for otherwise was dumb, right?...
Last Updated: 2014/04/20
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 127

His Legacy [T (PG-13)]
by articcat621
[Reviews: 3]
Category: GrangerSnape100
Category: Potions Under Duress
Hermione reflects on the moment she loses her love....
Last Updated: 2014/04/14
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 102

Rescued [K (G)]
by stgulik
[Reviews: 9]
Category: Potions Under Duress
Category: GrangerSnape100
Written for the "Rescue me" challenge on GS100....
Last Updated: 2014/03/19
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 223

My Fair Lady [T (PG-13)]
by Pearle
[Reviews: 12]
Category: GrangerSnape100
Category: Potions Under Duress
An unknown hex has an odd effect on our dour Potions Master....
Last Updated: 2014/03/06
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1837

The Clearing [K+ (PG)]
by Pearle
[Reviews: 9]
Category: GrangerSnape100
Category: Potions Under Duress
Severus and Hermione have been colleagues for many years, long enough to have become friends, but how much do they really know about each other?...
Last Updated: 2014/03/06
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 677

Memento Vivendi [K+ (PG)]
by Ladymage Samiko
[Reviews: 5]
Category: GrangerSnape100
Category: Potions Under Duress
In the midst of grief, Hermione remembers…...
Last Updated: 2014/02/27
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 170

A Revelation Beyond Words [K (G)]
by stgulik
[Reviews: 10]
Category: GrangerSnape100
Category: Potions Under Duress
Hermione is moments away from the altar when she receives a visit from Severus Snape. Submitted to the GS100 "Married in the Morning" challenge....
Last Updated: 2014/02/18
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 754

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Crow and Crown [K+ (PG)]
by chivalric
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Novelette
Four years after Ari and Dagur’s forced marriage, not many know the man at the future king’s side. Dagur, the king’s nephew, is convinced secrecy is n...
Last Updated: 2014/01/29
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1004

I Am a Lover of the Universe [K+ (PG)]
by kittylefish
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
Ecstatic love poem that came to me on the morning of New Year's Eve....
Last Updated: 2014/01/23
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 105

The Universe Addresses a Bully [K+ (PG)]
by karelia
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Short Story
You caught him once again unawares, well done. He shrinks before your eyes, even though every word you utter is meaningless and without any shred of t...
Last Updated: 2014/01/12
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 791

The Music of the Spheres [K+ (PG)]
by karelia
[Reviews: 6]
Category: Short Story
Music. Intricately woven into the tapestry of the universe. Such immense beauty, words fail....
Last Updated: 2013/12/26
Chapters: 5 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 1568

Me and You [K+ (PG)]
by oohdear
[Reviews: 1]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
Something I wrote in a haze!!...
Last Updated: 2013/10/12
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 118

Tree of my Heart [K+ (PG)]
by JunoMagic
[Reviews: 8]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
Category:
Category: Poetry: Other
A tree poem....
Last Updated: 2013/05/17
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 100

The Gallery of Seasons [K+ (PG)]
by JunoMagic
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
Category:
Category: Poetry: Other
A poem of the seasons....
Last Updated: 2013/05/17
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 144

Me, me and me [K (G)]
by oohdear
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
Category:
Category: Poetry: Free Form
Greed, sleeping, too stupid to care, oh no wait, too brain washed to care...
Last Updated: 2013/03/01
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 157

Brimstone [K+ (PG)]
by shosier
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Novelette
Amanda Ryder never asked for her special ESP gifts--only her family never believed her innocence. Now, her virginity just became a matter of life and ...
Last Updated: 2013/01/07
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 2084

Crow and Firefly [K+ (PG)]
by chivalric
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Novelette
With the life of his sister and newborn nephew at stake, shapeshifter Ari is trapped in a castle and compelled to accept a situation he’d dreaded: he ...
Last Updated: 2012/11/13
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 555

Nine Dates [K+ (PG)]
by shosier
[Reviews: 8]
Category: Novelette
Finalist, 2011 Valley Forge RWA "Sheila" Award... John and Paul have build a strong foundation of love between them. Will Beth be added strength to th...
Last Updated: 2012/10/01
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 3623

Searching for Love [K+ (PG)]
by BloodTraitor
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
A song-like poem about finding love and keeping it....
Last Updated: 2012/08/31
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 192

Fire Figures [K+ (PG)]
by JunoMagic
[Reviews: 2]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
The flames paint strange figures and tell even stranger stories....
Last Updated: 2012/06/30
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 145

Manifesting her Home [K+ (PG)]
by karelia
[Reviews: 4]
Category: Short Story
A visit to a quirky yet functional kitchen....
Last Updated: 2012/06/17
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: No ~ Words: 1599

Once Upon A Time [M (R)]
by JunoMagic
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Category: Poetry: Free Form
A prayer to alien archeologists....
Last Updated: 2012/06/16
Chapters: 1 ~ Completed: Yes ~ Words: 253

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Tick Tock [T (PG-13)]
by pokeystar
[Reviews: 3]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Some clocks are more annoying than others. ...

And I’ve Never Told You Till Just Now [MA (NC-17)]
by mrs_nott
[Reviews: 1]
Category: Forbidden Forest
“The end will be that point where their lines intersect in precarious agony. The end will be wher ...

To Be Her Champion [MA (NC-17)]
by Good_Witch
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Neville and Luna get closer during the Christmas holiday in Neville’s 7th year. In the face of war, ...

Finding Draco [T (PG-13)]
by Keppiehed
[Reviews: 37]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
Category: Malfoy Manor
After the war, Draco is lost and alone. Can he find redemption from an unlikely source? Come on, try ...

That We Might Be Alive [MA (NC-17)]
by LiteraryBeauty
[Reviews: 5]
Category: Forbidden Forest
Category: Malfoy Manor
Draco sees someone he never expected at a Muggle dance club. What is the Saviour doing dancing alone ...

Ode to the Daimonic; or, Peace to Thy Gentle Shade [K+ (PG)]
by juniperus
[Reviews: 11]
Category: Forbidden Forest
Neville comes to an understanding about Severus Snape: Snape has an understanding to come to, as wel ...

Sketches of an Open Window [M (R)]
by Fanny T
[Reviews: 9]
Category: Hogwarts Castle
When Hogwarts closed down Luna lost even the pretence of friendship that was offered there. She left ...

Bewitchments and Charmes [T (PG-13)]
by sshg316
[Reviews: 17]
Category: Malfoy Manor
Books have always been Hermione's friend ... until one literally binds her to the insufferable Draco ...


Neville
by Bill Mudron

The Petulant Snape Boy Strikes
We recently fell in love with a young gentleman, who we affectionately call Petulant Snape Boy. Yes, he is snarky and a bit of a git sometimes, but he is also so adorable that we can't help but want to put him in our pocket and take him with us wherever we go.
The problem is... he is a bit of a mystery to us.
This, oh dear writers of TPP, is where you come in. We need your help! Tell us: Is PSB a young Severus Snape? Is he a progeny of our beloved Potions master? Why is he so irritated? What is up with his dog?
We want to know it all!
The deadline for entries is Midnight GMT on 31 August 2013.
PSB Fic Challenge - Prompts: http://petulantpoetess.livejournal.com/111611.html

PSB Fic Challenge - Rules: http://petulantpoetess.livejournal.com/111208.html

~Department of Magical Cooperation~
2013/07/19 - 02:34PM
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Congratulations, Review-A-Thon Winners!
Our winner of the Review-a-Thon is anoesis, who posted an amazing 558 reviews in the month of May!

Second came phoenix, who left 531 reviews.

In third place is mick42 with 362 reviews.

Congratulations!

Apart from our top three, the following readers left more than 100 reviews each: HBAR, braye27, sunny33, and chaoticclara! Well done, all of you who contributed to more than three thousand reviews in one single month!
~TPP Admins~
2013/06/18 - 08:19AM
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The Review-A-Thon, May 2013

Loathe as I am to admit it, I must congratulate you on the resounding success of the TPP Review-A-Thon.


When I was first informed that there was a Review-A-Thon running, I wasn’t holding my

breath. But now we’re counting over 3,000 reviews for this month. It seems you’re not as big a bunch of dunderheads as I thought. In light of this accomplishment, I have decided to accept my rightful place among you as a honorary admin.


Now, if you'll excuse me, it has come to my attention that there is a fic hosted on this fine website that involves me and some fluffy bunnies. I must address this situation post haste.


Also, if you could please inform me of what the hell squeeing is, I would be most appreciative.


Until next time,


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~Petulant Snape Boy~
2013/06/02 - 03:16PM
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Review-a-thon Challenge
Join us for the first TPP Review-a-thon Challenge, starting May 1st! For details, please see our livejournal community post.

~The Dream Team~
2013/04/30 - 02:44PM
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