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Characters: Severus Snape
Genre(s): Humor
Warnings: None
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Ode to Neville
by Mazzy
K+ (PG)

A/N: I wrote this to the Bruce Springsteen version of “Santa Clause is coming to town” because remembering that song was the only way I could honestly remember the words in general. So, the chorus is repeated more times than it actually is in the original version of the song.

Ode to Neville

You better watch out,
You better not cry,
You better not melt that cauldron this time!

Severus Snape is making his rounds.
Severus Snape is making his rounds,
Severus Snape is making his rounds.

He’s watchin’ your wrist,
He’s checkin’ your slice;
He’s gonna find out if you’ve read the board right.
Severus Snape is makin’ his rounds.

He knows when you’re discreetly
whispering to your mate.
He knows if you’ve used lacewing flies,
instead of doxy eggs!

So, you better watch out!
You better not cry.
He won’t suffer dunderheaded fools this time.
Severus Snape is making his rounds.

Ode to Neville by Mazzy

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