1. Chapter One: Broomsticks . . . Bludgers . . . Both? M (R) [Reviews - 29]  |
Summary: In which Harry is somewhat indiscriminately randy, Snape struggles manfully to be completely oblivious, Hermione is a connoisseur of printed-out Internet porn, and Draco exits the closet dramatically and demands Resolution of Sexual Tension. This is your TPP chat room on crack—fic.
Characters:: Draco Malfoy, Ginevra Weasley, Gregory Goyle, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Irma Pince, Original Character, Rita Skeeter, Severus Snape, Vincent Crabbe
Genres: Alternate, Universe, Epilogue, What, Epilogue?, Horror, Humor, Parody, Romance, Smut, Slash Warnings: Slash, Lite, (not, explicit) |
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Date Added: 2008/01/12 Word Count: 7059
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2. Covering All The Hoops M (R) [Reviews - 16] |
Summary: Hermione would like to have her porn back. Snape would like his sanity back. Harry would like to get back to when this all made a modicum of sense, but Draco will settle for a back rub (naked).
Characters:: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Moaning Myrtle, Original Character, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate, Universe, Epilogue, What, Epilogue?, Horror, Humor, Parody, Romance, Smut, Slash Warnings: Slash, Lite, (not, explicit) |
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Date Added: 2008/02/01 Word Count: 8957
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3. Something Vaguely Quidditch-Related M (R) [Reviews - 15]  |
Summary: Detention Madness! (But first, a word from our Sponsor--Fanfiction Makeovers...) NOTE: The sicFic warning is for an 'excerpt' that Hermione reads at one point.
Characters:: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Original Character, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate, Universe, Epilogue, What, Epilogue?, Horror, Humor, Parody, Romance, Smut, Slash Warnings: sicFic, (intentional, errors, -, parody), Slash, Lite, (not, explicit) |
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Date Added: 2008/03/08 Word Count: 7321
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4. On The Scoreboard! M (R) [Reviews - 18] |
Summary: Hermione and Snape defy the laws of physics, magic (and possibly someone’s definition of age-of-consent, somewhere). Harry and Draco merely defy credulity (but they look adorable at it!).
Characters:: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Original Character, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate, Universe, Epilogue, What, Epilogue?, Horror, Humor, Parody, Romance, Smut, Slash, Slash Warnings: sicFic, (intentional, errors, -, parody), Slash, Lite, (not, explicit) |
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Date Added: 2008/05/03 Word Count: 7060
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5. This Epilogue Does Not Suck M (R) [Reviews - 19] |
Summary: …but the Head Girl might.
Characters:: Draco Malfoy, Ginevra Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood, Rita Skeeter, Ronald Weasley, Severus Snape, Tom Riddle (Voldemort)
Genres: Alternate, Universe, Epilogue, What, Epilogue?, Horror, Humor, Parody, Romance, Smut, Slash Warnings: Slash, Lite, (not, explicit), Squick |
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Date Added: 2008/06/06 Word Count: 4182
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