I only exist in an alternate Severus Snape universe. If I was real, I would be 53 years old, married for 33 and possess 2 adult daughters and 2 grandson's. If I was real, I would probably enjoy my grandchildren and my kitty cat. My profession would have something to do with breastfeeding, thus I would be breastlady. I would thankfully love my career and frequently stay too late at work.
Here, Severus Snape lives and breaths, no matter what "She who will not be named" says, and I would be a hardcore SS/HG addict. I might even be described as obsessed and in need of counseling. Fortunately, I only exist on the Petulant Poetess website where obsession with Hermione and Severus is an acceptable existence and all the other details are nothing more than superfluous BS!
Though I'm not real, my reviews are.