Forty-something, married, Professional Colorist seeks intelligent, scrawny man with misunderstood past.  Tattoos a plus, snarkiness a must.

My interests include: Eating, breathing, napping, swearing and chocolate; as well as long, romantic walks from the refrigerator to my computer. 

Needed skills must include: Foot massage, adoration, feeding my kids for me and ironing my husband's work clothes, along with sneering, looming, staring at me with desire, and reading whatever I hand you into my ear in a sultry tone.