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I have recently turned twenty-two and came to the conclusion that I don't want to grow up and thus I am here. I find that if you know me then you know me, if you don't then your proberly better off, if you did know me then I'd like to know how you managed to escape. I'm from Portsmouth and I'm currently in Canterbury. Failed at the whole uni thing. My current obbsessions include HP (obviously), SS/HG and MM/AD Terry Pratchett's discworld series, FFX,George R R Martin's A Song Of Ice And Fire or ASOIAF, Ribena (measured diluted to about half an half) and of course Cathedral City Cheddar Cheese. I do like my cheese.
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Bundle of Joy [MA (NC-17)] by LadyTuesday
[Reviews - 832] Favorite - 449
Category: CHALLENGES > Off-Site Challenges > Potter Place's Anything Goes Challenge
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Name Withheld (surprise)
Genres: Angst, Humor, Romance, Smut     Warnings: **DH SPOILERS**
Summary: Winner for the Anything Goes Challenge Chaptered Category! Seeking: An intelligent, capable wizard amenable to assisting a bright, independent, magically-formidable single witch in the conception of a child. Insemination only: no sexual congress; non-negotiable. Dignity and discretion of utmost importance. Neither monetary nor emotional support needed for or during the birth and life of child. Further contact will be established following receipt of preliminary letter of interest. Address all inquiries by owl to Joy Bundle, Box # 1086, Hogsmeade Village .

A response to #56 of the Anything Goes challenge: “She wants to have a baby. She's interviewing potential fathers. Who is she? Why is she resorting to this method? What questions is she asking in order to choose a father for her unborn child? Who shows up? Who does she choose? What happens next? She can be anybody.”
Chapters: 11      Completed: Yes       Published: 08/13/2008       Updated: 02/24/2009      Word Count: 66145

Care of Magical Creatures [MA (NC-17)] by mia madwyn
[Reviews - 2835] Favorite - 938
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Angst, Humor, Romance     Warnings: Dubious Consent, Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: Voted Best New Author (Lumos), Best SS/HG Romance (Amortentia) and Best SS/HG Angst (Diffindo) in The New Library Awards. Seventh-year student Hermione Granger decides to marry the one eligible wizard who did not ask for her--the horrid but powerful Severus Snape. All is not sweetness and light. Be careful what you ask for. Or, as has been said by many a wise witch, "Marry in haste; repent in leisure." MLC
Chapters: 67      Completed: Yes       Published: 08/28/2007       Updated: 04/03/2009      Word Count: 294252

Cursed Love [M (R)] by Elizabeth
[Reviews - 209] Favorite - 52
Category: CHALLENGES > Off-Site Challenges > Potter Place's Variety Challenge 2009
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape, Winky
Genres: Epilogue, What Epilogue?, Romance     Warnings: Character Death, Dubious Consent
Summary: Winky curses Hermione after forming a house-elf union. Severus gets attached to the curse and his only option is to work with her to break the spell
Chapters: 15      Completed: Yes       Published: 09/05/2009       Updated: 02/03/2010      Word Count: 79752

Darkness Within [MA (NC-17)] by neelix
[Reviews - 307] Favorite - 144
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Ginevra Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, James Potter, James Potter (son of Harry), Severus Snape
Genres: Angst, Drama, Horror, Mystery/Suspense, Psychological, Romance     Warnings: Abuse/Rape, Blood/Gore, Character Death, Dubious Consent, Explicit Sexual Content, Horror, Murder, Self-Mutilation, Torture, Violence
Summary: Severus Snape bumps into his ex-student Hermione Granger, but she's not the Hermione he remembers. Unwittingly pulled into her seedy world, he uncovers a shocking secret.
Chapters: 22      Completed: Yes       Published: 01/12/2009       Updated: 04/11/2009      Word Count: 33585

Desire and Deception [M (R)] by SeverusLovesUs
[Reviews - 84] Favorite - 86
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ronald Weasley, Severus Snape
Genres: Action/Adventure, Alternate, Universe, Angst, Drama, Mystery/Suspense, post-HBP/HBP, compliant, Romance     Warnings: (None), Character Death, Violence
Summary: The war is over, and Snape is now a war hero with plenty of fame, admirers, and adoring witches. Yet, none of that fulfills his real desires. Can the wizarding world ever truly accept Severus Snape?
Chapters: 11      Completed: No       Published: 06/25/2007       Updated: 05/02/2009      Word Count: 42556

Don't Stop Me Now [M (R)] by sunny33
[Reviews - 109] Favorite - 107
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Malfoy Manor
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape
Genres: Epilogue, What Epilogue?, Humor, Romance     Warnings: Menage-a-Trois
Summary: Lucius and Severus have survived the war with finances and social standings intact, but they are bored. Come with them as they re-visit the guilty pleasures of their youth. However, they are found out by a certain young woman.
Chapters: 5      Completed: Yes       Published: 07/27/2009       Updated: 08/25/2009      Word Count: 12196

Educational Challenge [MA (NC-17)] by chivalric
[Reviews - 40] Favorite - 77
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ronald Weasley, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate, Universe, Erotica, Humor, Parody, Smut, Slash     Warnings: Drug, Use/Abuse, Explicit, Sexual, Content
Summary: Time for exams at Hogwarts. For Potions, naturally it's Snape who does the deed. Equally naturally, it's Hermione who wants to get full marks.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 08/18/2008       Updated: 08/20/2008      Word Count: 11459

Forgetting Ron [MA (NC-17)] by Ms_Figg
[Reviews - 14] Favorite - 31
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters:
Genres:     Warnings: none
Summary: Hermione discovers her husband has not only been cheating on her, but has gotten another witch pregnant. She deals with it the best she can. Snape helps. ;)
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 09/26/2008       Updated: 09/30/2008      Word Count: 3322

Happily Ever After [K+ (PG)] by kbauman24601
[Reviews - 90] Favorite - 94
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Category: CHALLENGES >
Category: Off-Site Challenges > The Challenge Floo-Network
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate, Universe, General, Humor, Romance     Warnings: none
Summary: Professor Snape and Ministry employee Granger get unwillingly sucked into a novel. My answer to the Lost In A Book Challenge by LotM.
Chapters: 18      Completed: Yes       Published: 03/22/2006       Updated: 03/27/2008      Word Count: 49031

Heart and Soul [M (R)] by sshg316
[Reviews - 155] Favorite - 101
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Malfoy Manor
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Luna Lovegood
Genres: post-HBP/HBP, compliant, Romance     Warnings: none
Summary: Sequel to my SSHG story, Enraptured. A prophecy says Luna and Draco will one day fall in love. That was six years ago, and Luna is tired of waiting around. It's time to take matters into her own hands. Unfortunately, Draco has a plan of his own. First Place in Draconian Measures at the 2007 OWL Awards; Runner Up for Best Fluff in Round Three of the Quill to Parchment Awards.
Chapters: 10      Completed: Yes       Published: 08/30/2007       Updated: 04/08/2009      Word Count: 47325



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