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I am odd. So very unconventional, I might add. I can be very severely OCD about position of staple bullets (and the manner in which papers are stapled together) as well as organisation of words on documents and presentation slides. Come on now, you have to use the same font and bullet throughout.

My name is Blueapple, and my egg cracked on 11th December so I'm naturally a Sagittarius. My alter-ego is Cleo, but you don't call me the latter unless we're really close friends. You should know that I dwell in the cavernous dungeons, and that I'm a workaholic. I love reading, writing (rapidly), dancing, debating, acting, ice-skating, bowling, baking, guzheng, watching movies and of course, embarking on a shopping spree. I tend to ramble and whinge a lot, which may rankle you, but again this is my parlour, exclusive to me, so if you find a problem with it then perhaps it means you wish to leave (oh, and I am a huge fan of parenthesis, ionising and abusing the punctuation with such shocking frequency I have a knack of injecting pointless, yet mirthful, details into my daily languorous word vomit). I am an ardent aficionado of Humanities, Language and Literature - with the exception of Geography because I just detest it by nature and can't seem to bring myself to like it, therefore I appreciate the shrewd, and the linguistically endowed. My religion is noodles, but I worship PMS: my beacon of hope; my bane of existence. Shelves and shelves of ancient tomes and original, unabridged versions of English classics are what cheer me up tremendously, alongside with delectable Famous Amos/Subway Cookies and delightful Magnum ice-cream. In addition to a good chick flick and accompanied with a perhaps cup of Iced Milo/Green Tea and quite a few cheesy hotdogs.

Oh did I mention? I love Severus Snape (he's mine, no arguments there), and I love Mariah Carey. She has a colossal, stupendous vocal capacity (in addition to range) and delivers stunning inspiration with each piece of her characteristic track. Moreover, she's pitched her way to the pinnacle of her career and made it to the farthest heights: a respectable, prominent gem, comparable to any other in the topmost league of music industry. Her music is timeless, transcends all barriers and boundaries to prevail in even the darkest alcove of this world, and bears the best lyrical ingenuity. No part of it, I believe, is wanting. She's been perpetuating her twenty one year-old career inexorably, and still manifests as an outstanding, poignant individual. Mariah Carey: unbeatable, unconquerable, undeniable; the Voice who graced the world with such heavenly, such divine music prowess, bearing her genuine soul and plangent vulnerability in her lifelong passion. Mariah Carey wins every fibre of veneration I harbour for her and her massive success. Indeed, my adulation for Mariah Carey is ceaseless, and authentic in its entirety, and I will be as obstreperous in my ramblings about how awe-inspiring she is as I desire. I'm hopelessly in love with The Roof, After Tonight, Forever, My All and Melt Away. I do like I'm That Chick, Bringin' On The Heartbreak, I Only Wanted, Can't Let Go as well as We Belong Together (that's one of her most epic and legendary songs
seeing how she made a boomz comeback with that) too. I can replay them all for nearly five months and not tire of those quintessentially-Mariah classics yep. And yes, I do love talented entertainers, Hollywood or no: Emma Watson, Natalie Portman, Heath Ledger (squeal), Keira Knightley, Anne Hathaway, Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Aniston, Chris Pine, Jon Meyers, Leo DiCaprio, Ashton Kutcher, Johnny Depp... and the list goes on.

That aside, there are many other queer inclinations I have, such as to mess up my desk, leave things strewn all over the place (even though I have serious issues pertaining to domestic pests, filthiness, clutter and that I am very anal about organisation and all - once I get going in packing, you can expect a clean job), guffaw uncontrollably while watching The Ellen Degeneres Show and fall asleep during Letterman despite his rather amusing staccato laugh. I love American and British reality shows/talk shows (eg. Oprah, Rosie O'Donnell, etc) and I love CSI (CSI: Miami, CSI: New York, etc), America's Next Top Model, 902010 and whatnot. I hope to migrate to Britain, visit Paris, Venice and watch the New York sunrise one day. And uh, I do have a penchant for the unusuals. I suppose it's just me, but I can't fathom exactly how my anatomy works.

I am an emphatic oddity in my entirety.
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Caramel [MA (NC-17)] by corianderpie
[Reviews - 772] Favorite - 417
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape
Genres: Angst, Romance     Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content, Torture
Summary: Is there such a thing as a harmless crush? Over the course of a year, two people experience the perils of wanting what they just can’t have.
Chapters: 36      Completed: Yes       Published: 04/27/2009       Updated: 08/22/2010      Word Count: 118375

Care of Magical Creatures [MA (NC-17)] by mia madwyn
[Reviews - 2863] Favorite - 975
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Angst, Humor, Romance     Warnings: Dubious Consent, Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: Voted Best New Author (Lumos), Best SS/HG Romance (Amortentia) and Best SS/HG Angst (Diffindo) in The New Library Awards. Seventh-year student Hermione Granger decides to marry the one eligible wizard who did not ask for her--the horrid but powerful Severus Snape. All is not sweetness and light. Be careful what you ask for. Or, as has been said by many a wise witch, "Marry in haste; repent in leisure." MLC
Chapters: 67      Completed: No       Published: 08/28/2007       Updated: 04/03/2009      Word Count: 294252

Five Kisses [K+ (PG)] by Lariope
[Reviews - 29] Favorite - 13
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Severus Snape
Genres: Angst, Romance     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Five kisses that Severus Snape has received on his birthday. Written for Severus_Shorts Brief Birthday Celebration.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 01/11/2010       Updated: 01/11/2010      Word Count: 969

For All Intents and Purposes [M (R)] by rhiannonofthemoon
[Reviews - 506] Favorite - 296
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Luna Lovegood, Severus Snape
Genres: Action/Adventure, Alternate, Universe, Epilogue, What, Epilogue?, post-DH/DH, compliant, Romance     Warnings: **DH SPOILERS**, Violence
Summary: A moment of inattention transports Hermione to one year after the fall of the Dark Lord, but with no way back to her own time. Her only clue is a small object that she finds between worlds. She enlists the aid of a young Professor… but he has his own agenda. EWE
Chapters: 20      Completed: Yes       Published: 01/15/2008       Updated: 05/01/2008      Word Count: 106689

For Hogwarts: A Regency Gamble [M (R)] by Subversa
[Reviews - 213] Favorite - 124
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Category: LJ COMMUNITIES > SSHG_Exchange
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Epilogue, What Epilogue?, Humor, post-DH/DH compliant, Romance     Warnings: none
Summary: After the war, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is in a financial bind. Special Ministry worker Hermione Granger is on site with a team of helpers, full of fundraising ideas, and it seems that Headmaster Snape objects to her very presence there. What prizes will be carried away by all those who embark on Miss Granger's madbrained Regency gamble?
Chapters: 22      Completed: Yes       Published: 12/08/2011       Updated: 01/15/2012      Word Count: 122323

Forged in Flames [MA (NC-17)] by MissWhich
[Reviews - 67] Favorite - 71
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginevra Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ronald Weasley, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate Universe, Drama, Erotica, Romance     Warnings: Language, Torture, Violence
Summary: In her final year at Hogwarts, Hermione becomes entangled with her Potions professor in a very tricky and difficult situation--one that could change not only the outcome of the war, but their feelings for each other.
Chapters: 10      Completed: No       Published: 09/26/2011       Updated: 01/08/2012      Word Count: 27955

GeeLicious [MA (NC-17)] by Mazzy
[Reviews - 67] Favorite - 81
Category: CHALLENGES > Off-Site Challenges > Potter Place's Post DH Prompt Challenge
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: post-DH/DH, compliant, Romance, Smut     Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: Severus spies a disguised Hermione in an "adult" shop and decides to have a little fun with his former know-it-all student. (PP Post DH challenge prompt #33)
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 01/20/2008       Updated: 01/22/2008      Word Count: 7712

Improbable Felicity [M (R)] by Subversa
[Reviews - 212] Favorite - 281
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Drama, post-HBP/HBP, compliant, Romance     Warnings: none
Summary: In post-war England, the Ministry of Magic is closing Azkaban Prison, and prisoners are being released to family members. What will happen to Severus Snape, who has no family? Hermione Granger has a notion of what can be done.
Chapters: 11      Completed: Yes       Published: 07/13/2007       Updated: 07/20/2007      Word Count: 58314

In Charm's Way [MA (NC-17)] by Annie Talbot
[Reviews - 21] Favorite - 62
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Humor, Smut     Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content, Voyeurism
Summary: Severus and Hermione have a lot of reasons for taking a cruise, but becoming lovers isn’t one of them. Their stateroom, however, has another plan.
Chapters: 4      Completed: Yes       Published: 05/23/2010       Updated: 05/27/2010      Word Count: 12247

Ladder [MA (NC-17)] by ubiquirk
[Reviews - 913] Favorite - 392
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Nymphadora Tonks, Ronald Weasley, Severus Snape
Genres: Drama, post-HBP/HBP, compliant     Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: Victory did not make life perfect, and two years on, the shock of surviving the war is finally starting to wear off. Waking to everyday realities, Hermione and Severus discover the delights and pains of living - all prompted by a ladder. HG/SS eventually, but HG/RW and SS/NT for the first bit. Multiple award winner.
Chapters: 27      Completed: Yes       Published: 01/24/2007       Updated: 06/01/2007      Word Count: 39197

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