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I am an almost 30 year old single mom of five year old precocious Mini-Shal and our cat called 'Katze' (cat in English, lol). In between full-time jobs at a temping agency, babysitters getting Izzy to and from Kindergarten and lots family and financial problems and housework of course, I am once again working on fanfics after a long hiatus to keep sane.

Though I have been writing fanfiction for various fandoms for the past fourteen years none of them made it on the Net because of a series of misfortunes involving six more or less functioning computers.

I haven't been a Harry Potter fan either until March 2006 when after watching Goblet of Fire I was so confused I just had to read the books. My best friend HoneyB was very mean throughout and didn't want to tell me any spoilers thus getting her revenge when I didn't want to listen to her enthusing about Harry Potter all those years. ;)

The HG/SS pairing struck me as very sick at first because as hot as Alan Rickman is, he is over sixty years old! But resistance was futile and I was won over by one of the silliest and most funny parodies I have read so far which was incidently my first HP fanfic and is sadly enough only available in German. Though for anyone fluent in that language I can heartily recommend to Google Coldmirror and her parody of the first movie 'HP und ein Stein'.

So since then I have been happily writing away whenever I have the time and get seriously annoyed when yet another plot bunny bites me in the leg and doesn't want to fit into my current story! %)


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Member Since:2006/03/17
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Insomnia [MA (NC-17)] by phoenix
[Reviews - 16] Favorite - 30
Category: CHALLENGES > Off-Site Challenges > Potter Place Fall 2006 Prompt Challenge
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Hermione Granger, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin
Genres: Erotica, Smut     Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: This story was written for the Potter Place Fall Prompt: Lupin and Tonks are shagging in the library of Grimmauld Place, but he notices that a transfixed Hermione is watching. He doesn?t tell Tonks and continues, giving the voyeur a good show. What happens when he gets Hermione alone?
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 12/07/2006       Updated: 12/07/2006      Word Count: 1924

Let Someone ELSE Tell You About the Birds and the Bees [T (PG-13)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 151] Favorite - 99
Category: CHALLENGES > Off-Site Challenges > The Sex Ed Challenge
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Augusta (Gran) Longbottom, Charlie Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Filius Flitwick, Ginevra Weasley, Gregory Goyle, Hannah Abbott, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood, Millicent Bulstrode, Minerva McGonagall, Neville Longbottom, Original Character, Padma Patil, Pansy Parkinson, Pomona Sprout, Professor Binns, Professor Sinistra, Professor Vector, Remus Lupin, Rolanda Hooch, Ronald Weasley, Severus Snape, Sibyll Trelawney, Susan Bones, Terry Boot
Genres: General, Humor, Mystery/Suspense, Parody, Romance, Smut     Warnings: none
Summary: Do you mean to say that there might be issues with sex at a coeducational boarding school? (Gasp!) And someone might, just might, be upset enough to demand that the school start teaching where little wizards and witches come from? In response to the Sex Ed Challenge at Potter Place, the wildest parody I can devise that does not involve a Jarvey. AU--oh, so goofily AU!
Chapters: 9      Completed: Yes       Published: 07/16/2006       Updated: 08/19/2006      Word Count: 47843

Love Him in My Absence [MA (NC-17)] by anogete
[Reviews - 178] Favorite - 243
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Drama, post-HBP/HBP, compliant, Romance     Warnings: none
Summary: Hermione uncovers Snape's final remaining secret when he hires her as an assistant. Will she be able to keep her job and help him through another difficult time in his life? HBP-compliant.
Chapters: 15      Completed: Yes       Published: 05/28/2006       Updated: 07/12/2006      Word Count: 45582

Luring the Enchantress [MA (NC-17)] by Southern_Witch_69
[Reviews - 236] Favorite - 370
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Bellatrix Lestrange, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ronald Weasley, Severus Snape
Genres: Drama, Romance     Warnings: none
Summary: ~Complete~ Slytherin tactics are used by Severus to lure Hermione to his lair. This will be a story of deliberate seduction. Whose side is Severus on anyway? Winner of the Multifaceted Awards, Rd 6, Possibility Category, Best AU fic.
Chapters: 42      Completed: Yes       Published: 04/19/2005       Updated: 03/25/2006      Word Count: 255193

Magical Mating Class [T (PG-13)] by a_bees_buzz
[Reviews - 10] Favorite - 9
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Humor     Warnings: none
Summary: Magical Mating is a delicate subject to teach. Especially with a know-it-all in your class. Rec'ed by Know It Alls
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 07/18/2007       Updated: 07/20/2007      Word Count: 508

Meant to Be? [M (R)] by Mandela
[Reviews - 70] Favorite - 60
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Yenta Livery Company
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Romance     Warnings: none
Summary: A response to LOTM's YLC challenge. Hermione is an overworked Ministry employee, whose social life has all but disappeared. Snape is still teaching at Hogwarts, but the defeat of Voldemort has finally left him able to start the family he never had. However, it is not until prying friends take charge that they find something they've both been missing all along.
Chapters: 8      Completed: No       Published: 06/07/2005       Updated: 06/23/2005      Word Count: 13281

Measuring Up [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 18] Favorite - 8
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, General, Humor     Warnings: none
Summary: A conversation between Severus and Hermione about just what, exactly, he's been looking at on their computer. Not sure if this has been done before, but it might be passable for blowing off steam between longer stories!
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 08/06/2006       Updated: 08/06/2006      Word Count: 402

Mister Mom [T (PG-13)] by zambonigirl
[Reviews - 20] Favorite - 49
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Category: CHALLENGES >
Category: TPP Challenges > Babysitting Challenge
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: General, Humor     Warnings: none
Summary: When Hermione goes to a Charms Symposium, Snape must deal with their three children, and one of them is just as Slytherin as he is!
Chapters: 5      Completed: Yes       Published: 05/03/2005       Updated: 05/09/2006      Word Count: 10365

More Magical Mating [M (R)] by a_bees_buzz
[Reviews - 14] Favorite - 8
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Humor     Warnings: none
Summary: A teacher must maintain discipline in the classroom. Especially when the topic is as delicate as magical mating.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 07/18/2007       Updated: 07/20/2007      Word Count: 986

Not a Word [MA (NC-17)] by notsosaintly
[Reviews - 33] Favorite - 110
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Erotica, Slash     Warnings: Explicit, Sexual, Content
Summary: A late night stroll results in an unexpected encounter.
Chapters: 2      Completed: Yes       Published: 04/04/2005       Updated: 04/04/2005      Word Count: 3820

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