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I will begin by saying that I am utterly addicted to sun-dried tomatoes. You know, the ones you get in jars? Yes, those ones. I eat them with a fork straight out of the jar, the same way I would drink milk from the carton. If I liked milk, that is. Which I don't.

I do the same with olives.

Odd, you ask? Then again, maybe you don't ask, maybe you are already charging the stun-guns and have made my bed up in the mental institute, complete with screw-down chairs and any variety of sedatives.

But we're digressing ... I say 'we,' but really I mean 'I,' as you are the silent listener, just as you might be (and I, for that matter) in one of Browning's poems. I shan't have liked to have been married to the Duke, though I suppose if I were Lord Voldie I would as then I would forever be immortalized. But I would be dead, which I suppose is a downside ...

You may very well think me mad. But if you knew me (which I am guessing you don't, as many of you are either from the tea-drinking land of Great Britain, where I am from, or from the latte-drinking land of America, where I have lived, and I am now in the beer-drinking-wherever-possible-whenever-possible-land of Bonnie Australia) you would believe this to be quite normal. Sadly, I am not normal, and neither are those who know me, for even ten minutes in my presence can turn the most normal person into someone completely and utterly non-normal. Indeed, you may well already feel the tendencies of insanity and lunacy coming on. If this is the case, please feel free to see our house-expert in this area, Dr Luna Lovegood (Please take a number and wait in our waiting room, where there are enough copies of Crochet Monthly to turn anyone mad ...

I am currently wearing a crotched hat, jumper, trousers, stilettos and even underwear. As you can see, I have spent many a day in that waiting room, that can only be described as a cross between a retirement village and the audience of The Jerry Springer Show ...

Springer Show has a certain sibilance to it, much like my most beloved character, Severus Snape. He is by far the most interesting character, and I am a proud sailor of the Hermione/Severus ship, and why I have not yet written a fanfic surrounding this is beyond me, but then again I am wearing crotched knickers ...

That is a rather scary image, and I do apologize for that. Another scary image is that of Raegan in The Exorcist Director's Cut going down the stairs backwards like a crab when everyone is fooled into thinking that it is the bed being moved by the possessed Raegan again that is making all of the thumping noises ...

Yes, my name is Tickled Pink and I am a horror movie addict. This is my first meeting at HMAA (Horror Movie Addicts Anonymous) and I look forward to meeting with you all in the future, unless of course I am possessed by the devil, wake up in a room with my leg chained to a bathtub, start seeing dead people, sign up as the caretaker of a hotel abandoned for the winter, invoke the help of Hannibal Lector to help me catch another deranged yet brilliant murderer, or watch a movie ending with a lovely telephone call from Samara informing me of my regretful yet imminent death in seven days, unless I email her chain mail to everyone in my contact list within that time, in which case I will have good luck for the next seven days. If any of the above do occur, I am very sorry, but my absence just could not be helped.

To ensure all of my lovely fans that I am not just some weird horror movie freak, I also love huskies, snowboarding, lazy days spent in bed with a book and tea while it is raining outside, hedgohogs, compliments from strangers, writing, the movie Wimbledon, houses that are hundreds of years old with a history, my new red shoes, the first snow of the season, English, Irish and Scottish accents, sunflowers, British comedy from the eighties and nineties, Jack Johnson, willow trees, Harry Potter, my biology class (hilarious people), that moment when you don't care whose watching, let yourself go, and dance, people who plant Oak trees for the next generation, the author John Marsden, my pet snake named Monty (well, I thought I was being original when I was ten), Johnny Depp, Grey's Anatomy, my dog's reaction when I am the first one home, the colour red, and, of course, Crochet Monthly, but then again, I am quite mad ...

I belong in Alice In Wonderland.

At the Mad Hatter's tea party of course. I am, after all, British.
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A Working Relationship [MA (NC-17)] by selened
[Reviews - 9] Favorite - 16
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Drama, Romance     Warnings: Character Death, Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: Professor Dumbledore has decided Snape needs an assistant... whether he likes it or not.
Chapters: 2      Completed: Abandoned       Published: 07/30/2005       Updated: 07/30/2005      Word Count: 3437

Back in Black [T (PG-13)] by ubiquirk
[Reviews - 492] Favorite - 246
Category: CHALLENGES > Off-Site Challenges > Potter Place Winter 2007 Prompt Challenges
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Dolores Jane Umbridge, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Ginevra Weasley, Hermione Granger, Lee Jordan, Severus Snape
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Humor, Romance     Warnings: none
Summary: The Dark Lord has fallen, but an even more terrible force has arisen to take over the Ministry of Magic – the Pink Lord. Ruling with an abundance of ruffles and terrifyingly sharp stiletto heels, Umbridge’s Think Pink Brigade terrorizes a populace grown weary of decrees designed to enforce sweetness. Unexpectedly, Hermione Granger joins the resistance, the sarcastically snarky Back in Black. Award winner.
Chapters: 11      Completed: Yes       Published: 04/15/2007       Updated: 04/28/2007      Word Count: 19322

Coerced Salvation [MA (NC-17)] by Southern_Cocoa
[Reviews - 198] Favorite - 201
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Malfoy, Severus Snape
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Romance     Warnings: none
Summary: New orders from the Dark Lord throw Severus and the Malfoys into difficult situations. Snape will eventually have to seek assistance from Granger. When that happens, friendship and romance ensue.

This is a collaboration between Southern Witch 69 and CocoaChristy.

Chapters: 11      Completed: Abandoned       Published: 06/30/2006       Updated: 04/16/2007      Word Count: 53967

Epiphany [MA (NC-17)] by melusin
[Reviews - 183] Favorite - 232
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Ginevra Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Minerva McGonagall, Remus Lupin, Ronald Weasley, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate, Universe, Drama, Erotica, post-HBP/HBP, compliant, Smut     Warnings: Abuse/Rape, B.D.S.M., Character Death, Explicit Sexual Content, Squick, Violence
Summary: How far would you go if you had total control over another human being? A tale of love, obsession, temptation and betrayal.
Chapters: 18      Completed: No       Published: 06/26/2006       Updated: 06/30/2011      Word Count: 121421

Fair Exchanges [M (R)] by Fawkes_07
[Reviews - 956] Favorite - 397
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Dolores Jane Umbridge, Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape, Tom Riddle (Voldemort)
Genres: Angst, Romance     Warnings: none
Summary: Hermione wants to learn Occlumency, but Severus Snape is not known for his generous nature. Both may learn more than they bargained for before the tale ends. This is canon-compliant with books 5 and 6 and provides a behind-the-scenes story that JKR never even guessed...
Chapters: 47      Completed: No       Published: 11/25/2006       Updated: 10/15/2009      Word Count: 77074

Harry Potter and the Heirs of Slytherin [K+ (PG)] by Fawkes_07
[Reviews - 322] Favorite - 46
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Alastor (Mad-Eye) Moody, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Nymphadora Tonks, Petunia (Evans) Dursley, Remus Lupin, Vernon Dursley
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, General, Humor, Mystery/Suspense, post-HBP/HBP, compliant     Warnings: (None)
Summary: This is a full-length Book Seven fic. Cliffhangers and unexpected twists abound, but don't look for beloved characters to die tragically before your very eyes--Fawkes_07 is all about redemption. Written for young readers but hopefully fun for all. I'm printing out a version for my kids in book format--I even found all the right fonts and everything. Hence the "artwork" in the chapter headings. What can I say, I'm more of a ceramics person than a drawing person. Can I note with pride that "Heirs of Slytherin" was just chosen as a Featured Story on MNFF? *glows*
Chapters: 50      Completed: Yes       Published: 03/31/2007       Updated: 05/19/2008      Word Count: 347803

His Draught of Delicate Poison [T (PG-13)] by Subversa
[Reviews - 238] Favorite - 325
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Bill Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Fleur Delacour, Ginevra Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Luna Lovegood, Neville Longbottom, Nymphadora Tonks, Pansy Parkinson, Percy Weasley, Remus Lupin, Ronald Weasley, Severus Snape, Sirius Black
Genres: Drama, Romance     Warnings: none
Summary: Winner in Round Six of the Multifaceted Awards in the categories Endurance and Rapture. In the wake of the Final Battle, the Order has opened Headquarters to house its youngest members during a summer of Ministry-sponsored social events. With Snape as a chaperone, and engaged to another woman, the advent of a busy Hermione, determined to see her friends in love-matches, can only be a recipe for disaster.
Chapters: 29      Completed: Yes       Published: 04/08/2006       Updated: 04/06/2007      Word Count: 201670

Improbable Felicity [M (R)] by Subversa
[Reviews - 214] Favorite - 284
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Drama, post-HBP/HBP, compliant, Romance     Warnings: none
Summary: In post-war England, the Ministry of Magic is closing Azkaban Prison, and prisoners are being released to family members. What will happen to Severus Snape, who has no family? Hermione Granger has a notion of what can be done.
Chapters: 11      Completed: Yes       Published: 07/13/2007       Updated: 07/20/2007      Word Count: 58314

In Annulo [MA (NC-17)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 496] Favorite - 1244
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Original Character, Ronald Weasley, Severus Snape
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Mystery/Suspense, Romance     Warnings: Abuse/Rape, B.D.S.M., Character Death, Explicit Sexual Content, Menage-a-Trois, Violence
Summary: It began with a letter, and a secret. Was it madness to trust? Was it a secret salvation? Or was it all just lying on a ring, in the end...? (***HBP SPOILERS***)
Chapters: 37      Completed: Yes       Published: 12/01/2005       Updated: 01/14/2006      Word Count: 364830

Southern Magic [MA (NC-17)] by lapita
[Reviews - 220] Favorite - 183
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Slash     Warnings: Character, Death, Slash, Lite, (not, explicit), Violence
Summary: Seven years after the death of Dumbledore, Hermione finally returns to Hogwarts. What will she find?
Chapters: 22      Completed: Yes       Published: 03/18/2007       Updated: 08/22/2007      Word Count: 93797

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