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I am a modest poetess hoping to have my own fanfic be accepted very soon! My favorite ship is HG/SS even though it could never happen :(
I also enjoy a good HG/DM but there aren't very many of those.

As for my fanfic writing, well, I'm not very experienced. I like to toy with already completed ideas from different perspectives. I have only written one FF so far, but I am determined to keep the creative juices flowing and keep writing!

And if I EVER, EVER come across a HG/HP fanfic I will scream repeatedly until someone slaps me senseless.
Penname:lover_not_a_fighter
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Real Name:Lauren
Member Since:2007/04/15
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Reviews Posted:24

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Being Hermione Granger [M (R)] by Amphotera
[Reviews - 511] Favorite - 362
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Epilogue, What Epilogue?, Romance     Warnings: none
Summary: "She had no idea how to build a life for herself without first discovering who she really was and what she desired. It was worth an attempt, in any case."
Chapters: 29      Completed: Yes       Published: 03/24/2008       Updated: 11/14/2009      Word Count: 104303

Bundle of Joy [MA (NC-17)] by LadyTuesday
[Reviews - 832] Favorite - 450
Category: CHALLENGES > Off-Site Challenges > Potter Place's Anything Goes Challenge
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Name Withheld (surprise)
Genres: Angst, Humor, Romance, Smut     Warnings: **DH SPOILERS**
Summary: Winner for the Anything Goes Challenge Chaptered Category! Seeking: An intelligent, capable wizard amenable to assisting a bright, independent, magically-formidable single witch in the conception of a child. Insemination only: no sexual congress; non-negotiable. Dignity and discretion of utmost importance. Neither monetary nor emotional support needed for or during the birth and life of child. Further contact will be established following receipt of preliminary letter of interest. Address all inquiries by owl to Joy Bundle, Box # 1086, Hogsmeade Village .

A response to #56 of the Anything Goes challenge: “She wants to have a baby. She's interviewing potential fathers. Who is she? Why is she resorting to this method? What questions is she asking in order to choose a father for her unborn child? Who shows up? Who does she choose? What happens next? She can be anybody.”
Chapters: 11      Completed: Yes       Published: 08/13/2008       Updated: 02/24/2009      Word Count: 66145

Captivation and Obsession [MA (NC-17)] by _Levicorpus_
[Reviews - 267] Favorite - 192
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Malfoy Manor
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Erotica, General     Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: Years after the Final Battle, a new professor strolls into Hogwarts only to captivate Severus to the point of obsession.
Chapters: 15      Completed: Yes       Published: 05/03/2008       Updated: 01/24/2012      Word Count: 20927

Dances with Witches [MA (NC-17)] by Pearle
[Reviews - 366] Favorite - 495
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Category: CHALLENGES >
Category: Off-Site Challenges > The Challenge Floo-Network
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Drama, Epilogue, What Epilogue?, Friendship, General, Humor, Mystery/Suspense, Romance     Warnings: none
Summary: Severus loses a magical bet to Albus. The consequences? He's forced to take Argentine Tango lessons from Hermione during her summer break from University. An uneasy friendship is formed that turns into something more. What part does the Wolfsbane Potion play, and what is the mystery behind the Enchanted Leaf? Equal parts: humor, sensuality, adventure, and mystery. My answer to the codpiece challenge on Wiktt. HG/SS (Rating for later chapters).

Dances With Witches was a winner in the laughter category of the Multifaceted Awards (Round 2)

Chapters 47 & 48 new as of March 2012

***New***
Chapter 49 - Expecting The Unexpected

Summary: Master Viridis contacts Hermione and an unusual confrontation takes place.

Chapters: 49      Completed: No       Published: 04/12/2005       Updated: 03/12/2012      Word Count: 254897

Fair Exchanges [M (R)] by Fawkes_07
[Reviews - 926] Favorite - 386
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Dolores Jane Umbridge, Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape, Tom Riddle (Voldemort)
Genres: Angst, Romance     Warnings: none
Summary: Hermione wants to learn Occlumency, but Severus Snape is not known for his generous nature. Both may learn more than they bargained for before the tale ends. This is canon-compliant with books 5 and 6 and provides a behind-the-scenes story that JKR never even guessed...
Chapters: 47      Completed: No       Published: 11/25/2006       Updated: 10/15/2009      Word Count: 77074

Harder! [T (PG-13)] by Twilexis
[Reviews - 12] Favorite - 6
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Humor, Alternate, Universe, General     Warnings: none
Summary: One-shot in 100 words. She is putty in his hands...
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 02/02/2006       Updated: 02/02/2006      Word Count: 147

Ladder [MA (NC-17)] by ubiquirk
[Reviews - 912] Favorite - 378
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Nymphadora Tonks, Ronald Weasley, Severus Snape
Genres: Drama, post-HBP/HBP, compliant     Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: Victory did not make life perfect, and two years on, the shock of surviving the war is finally starting to wear off. Waking to everyday realities, Hermione and Severus discover the delights and pains of living - all prompted by a ladder. HG/SS eventually, but HG/RW and SS/NT for the first bit. Multiple award winner.
Chapters: 27      Completed: Yes       Published: 01/24/2007       Updated: 06/01/2007      Word Count: 39197

One Vital Ingredient [MA (NC-17)] by cocoachristy
[Reviews - 451] Favorite - 283
Category: CHALLENGES > Off-Site Challenges > Potter Place Winter 2007 Prompt Challenges
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginevra Weasley, Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Angst, Romance     Warnings: none
Summary: A foul curse cast on Hermione and Ginny leaves them forced to search out one vital ingredient from their soul mates. Will Draco and Severus help them in their time of need? This is my response to a Potter Place Winter Prompt Challenge.
Chapters: 13      Completed: Yes       Published: 02/21/2007       Updated: 06/13/2007      Word Count: 78506

Their Death-Marked Love [M (R)] by _Levicorpus_
[Reviews - 351] Favorite - 256
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ronald Weasley, Severus Snape, Tom Riddle (Voldemort)
Genres: Drama, Romance     Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: Sixteen-year-old Hermione Granger has come back to school for her sixth year, having acquired a few curves and a few more worries over the summer. But in Potions class, the Amortentia potion makes her realize an unusual desire. When the scent continues to crop up in her daily life, especially when she is helping Professor Snape after class, life takes a turn for confusion… Reviewers said: "... a perfect love story." "...pure brilliance from start to finish!" "Beautiful and charming..." "one of the best pieces of fanfic ever written..."
Chapters: 25      Completed: Yes       Published: 04/11/2007       Updated: 01/07/2008      Word Count: 30828

Well, I've Never. . . [MA (NC-17)] by inna_chy
[Reviews - 116] Favorite - 182
Category: CHALLENGES > Off-Site Challenges > Potter Place Winter 2007 Prompt Challenges
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate, Universe, Erotica, Humor, Romance, Smut     Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content, Menage-a-Trois
Summary: A party at Number twelve Grimmauld Place goes awry for Hermione till Severus and Lucius step in with a special game of dice. Originally written for Potter Place Winter 2007 Prompt Challenge #13.
Chapters: 4      Completed: No       Published: 04/10/2007       Updated: 10/31/2009      Word Count: 21856



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