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Penname:	notsosaintly [Contact Me]
Real Name:	Theresa
Member Since:	2005/04/03
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A Favorite Author of:	450
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Winning at All Costs [T (PG-13)] by notsosaintly [Reviews - 21] Favorite - 8
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles Characters: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ronald Weasley Genres: Drabble/100-Word Warnings: none
Summary: When Hermione, Harry and Ron bet on who will keep their New Year's Resolution the longest, it takes a certain kind of determination to win.
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2010/01/01 Updated: 2010/01/01 Word Count: 1120

Know-it-All and the Traitor [K (G)] by notsosaintly [Reviews - 26] Favorite - 11
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Free of THAT Challenge Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Severus Snape Genres: Drama, General, Romance Warnings: Character Death
Summary: Once upon a time, there was a girl who made a promise to the man she loved …. A fairy tale with a moral; a story of how Severus Snape survived Nagini’s bite.
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2009/01/29 Updated: 2009/01/29 Word Count: 1542

A Husband's Discovery [MA (NC-17)] by notsosaintly [Reviews - 23] Favorite - 13
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Free of All Commas Challenge Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Malfoy Manor Characters: Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Malfoy, Severus Snape Genres: Erotica Warnings: Adultery, Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: What would happen if Lucius came home to find his wife being satisfied by another man?
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2009/01/16 Updated: 2009/01/16 Word Count: 1465

A Wife's Needs [MA (NC-17)] by notsosaintly [Reviews - 23] Favorite - 15
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Malfoy Manor Characters: Narcissa Malfoy, Severus Snape Genres: Erotica, Romance Warnings: Adultery, Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: Narcissa finds a solution to the lackluster sex life in her marriage.
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2009/01/14 Updated: 2009/01/14 Word Count: 4263

Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire [M (R)] by notsosaintly [Reviews - 24] Favorite - 13
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress Characters: Hermione Granger, Mr. Granger, Mrs. Granger, Severus Snape Genres: Humor Warnings: none
Summary: Good Holiday Season Advice: If you own chestnuts, stay far, far away from the fire.
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2008/12/19 Updated: 2008/12/19 Word Count: 2737

Strega Letteraria [M (R)] by notsosaintly [Reviews - 418] Favorite - 236
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginevra Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Malfoy, Original Character, Severus Snape Genres: Drama, General, Mystery/Suspense, post-HBP/HBP, compliant, Romance Warnings: none
Summary: Years after Voldemort is destroyed, Hermione struggles to have the life she has always wanted. Note: This story is on haitus**. It isn't abandoned; I simply have no idea when it will be continued.
Chapters: 17 Completed: No Published: 2007/02/24 Updated: 2008/12/13 Word Count: 66409

How Narcissa Became Un-Stuck [T (PG-13)] by notsosaintly [Reviews - 9] Favorite - 6
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Malfoy Manor Characters: Druella (Rosier) Black, Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Malfoy Genres: Angst, General, Romance Warnings: (None)
Summary: Courting Narcissa Black isn't a simple matter....
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2008/11/23 Updated: 2008/11/23 Word Count: 3081

Addiction Haiku Series [K+ (PG)] by notsosaintly [Reviews - 17] Favorite - 4
Category: ORIGINAL FICTION > ORIGINAL POETRY > Poetry: Haiku Category: CHALLENGES > Category: Off-Site Challenges > The Challenge Floo-Network Characters: Genres: General Warnings: none
Summary: That which I cannot live without: coffee. Written for the Wednesday Poetry Challenge on Doomspark's LJ.
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2005/04/04 Updated: 2008/09/21 Word Count: 73

Gone [M (R)] by notsosaintly [Reviews - 28] Favorite - 3
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes Characters: Hermione Granger, Ronald Weasley Genres: Angst, Drama, General, post-DH/DH, compliant Warnings: Abuse/Rape
Summary: Sometimes a marriage cannot be fixed, as Hermione painfully discovers.
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2008/08/23 Updated: 2008/08/23 Word Count: 1814

Finding Her Style [MA (NC-17)] by notsosaintly [Reviews - 25] Favorite - 37
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes Characters: Ginevra Weasley, Hermione Granger Genres: Erotica, Romance, Slash Warnings: Explicit, Sexual, Content
Summary: Ginny's experience in kissing boys is certainly helpful to Hermione, who must learn to find her style. (Warning: femmeslash)
Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes Published: 2005/10/10 Updated: 2008/08/16 Word Count: 5632

Not Going to Portus Club [M (R)] by notsosaintly [Reviews - 40] Favorite - 2
Category: CHALLENGES > Off-Site Challenges > Potter Place Fun Category: LJ COMMUNITIES > HPCon_Envy Characters: Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Lucius Malfoy, Original Character, Remus Lupin, Severus Snape Genres: Drabble/100-Word Warnings: BDSM Lite (not explicit)
Summary: She can't go to Portus, so why not indulge herself? Warning: mango margaritas abound.
Chapters: 11 Completed: Yes Published: 2008/07/09 Updated: 2008/07/09 Word Count: 3293

THE TUTORING SESSION: A Virgin's Primer [M (R)] by notsosaintly [Reviews - 303] Favorite - 376
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape Genres: Romance Warnings: none
Summary: Even know-it-alls don't know it all. Note: This story is on haitus**. It isn't abandoned; I simply have no idea when it will be continued.
Chapters: 7 Completed: No Published: 2005/05/19 Updated: 2008/07/04 Word Count: 31715

Letting Go [MA (NC-17)] by notsosaintly [Reviews - 217] Favorite - 230
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress Characters: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ronald Weasley, Severus Snape Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance Warnings: none
Summary: Saving someone from the savior of the wizarding world is not always easy.
Chapters: 10 Completed: Yes Published: 2005/04/26 Updated: 2006/12/20 Word Count: 35691

The 12 Days of Christmas [MA (NC-17)] by notsosaintly [Reviews - 43] Favorite - 50
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape Genres: Humor, Romance, Alternate, Universe Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: A merry trip through the 12 days of Christmas with the professor and his apprentice.
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2006/12/06 Updated: 2006/12/06 Word Count: 3003

Fixing Filch [K+ (PG)] by notsosaintly [Reviews - 10] Favorite - 4
Category: CHALLENGES > Off-Site Challenges > How Filch Found His Firepower Challenge Characters: Argus Filch, Fred Weasley, George Weasley Genres: General Warnings: none
Summary: Bribery abounds as the Weasley twins make Argus Filch an offer he cannot refuse.
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2006/06/25 Updated: 2006/06/26 Word Count: 2532

Children Are a Blessing, Not a Burden [K+ (PG)] by notsosaintly [Reviews - 34] Favorite - 32
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Babysitting Challenge Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Original Character, Severus Snape Genres: Humor Warnings: none
Summary: Oh, the trials and tribulations of a father left alone with his children...
Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes Published: 2005/04/04 Updated: 2006/03/11 Word Count: 11622

Metamorphosis [MA (NC-17)] by notsosaintly [Reviews - 21] Favorite - 39
Category: CHALLENGES > Off-Site Challenges > Makeover SexGod!Snape Challenge Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape Genres: Erotica Warnings: none
Summary: Unhappy with his social life after the war, Severus decides to make a few changes. (Post-HBP)
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2006/03/02 Updated: 2006/03/02 Word Count: 6671

When All Hope is Lost ... [MA (NC-17)] by notsosaintly [Reviews - 17] Favorite - 22
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle Characters: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ronald Weasley Genres: Romance, Smut Warnings: Menage-a-Trois
Summary: How does the trio deal with the frustrations of searching for the last Horcrux? (Warning: ménage-à-trois)
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2006/03/01 Updated: 2006/03/01 Word Count: 4482

Impromptu Seduction [MA (NC-17)] by notsosaintly [Reviews - 64] Favorite - 49
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress Category: LJ COMMUNITIES > GrangerSnape100 Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Erotica, Romance Warnings: none
Summary: Avoiding Mrs. Norris can be quite stimulating... a series of 100-word drabbles in nine parts.
Chapters: 9 Completed: Yes Published: 2006/02/23 Updated: 2006/02/23 Word Count: 1028

An Evening at Malfoy Manor [MA (NC-17)] by notsosaintly [Reviews - 14] Favorite - 20
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Malfoy Manor Characters: Draco Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy, Pansy Parkinson Genres: Smut, Snapshot Warnings: B.D.S.M., Explicit Sexual Content, Menage-a-Trois
Summary: Lucius and Draco once again have Pansy over to the Manor for some ... recreation. Lucius's POV. (Mild BDSM)
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2006/01/08 Updated: 2006/01/08 Word Count: 4713

Stress Relief [MA (NC-17)] by notsosaintly [Reviews - 27] Favorite - 51
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle Characters: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Remus Lupin, Ronald Weasley, Sirius Black Genres: Humor, Erotica, Slash Warnings: none
Summary: Ah, the joys of playing poker. [The goal of this story was to pay attention to Remus. Poor boy needed it badly.]
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2005/09/11 Updated: 2005/09/12 Word Count: 7815

Soothing Hands [MA (NC-17)] by notsosaintly [Reviews - 111] Favorite - 239
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Severus Snape Genres: Drama, Erotica, Romance Warnings: Violence, Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: Rewritten: A story of healing, dedication, love and the reality of war. A PWP that ran away and developed a plot.
Chapters: 13 Completed: Yes Published: 2005/04/04 Updated: 2005/07/15 Word Count: 39896

Look Thou, Kind Masses [K+ (PG)] by notsosaintly [Reviews - 7] Favorite - 1
Category: ORIGINAL FICTION > ORIGINAL POETRY > Poetry: Haiku Characters: Genres: Angst Warnings: none
Summary: An angsty haiku series about relationships.
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2005/06/22 Updated: 2005/06/22 Word Count: 118

And Temper Begets Pleasure [MA (NC-17)] by notsosaintly [Reviews - 58] Favorite - 111
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes Characters: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ronald Weasley Genres: Smut Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: All that bickering had to lead somewhere.
Chapters: 4 Completed: Yes Published: 2005/04/04 Updated: 2005/06/19 Word Count: 14884

Magic Me Whole [K+ (PG)] by notsosaintly [Reviews - 3] Favorite - 1
Category: ORIGINAL FICTION > ORIGINAL POETRY > Poetry: Other Characters: Genres: General Warnings: none
Summary: As submitted for Doomspark's Wenesday poetry challenge on the topic of magic.
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2005/06/08 Updated: 2005/06/08 Word Count: 65

Man's Best Friend [MA (NC-17)] by notsosaintly [Reviews - 6] Favorite - 11
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress Characters: Severus Snape Genres: Smut Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: No, dog is NOT man's best friend.
Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes Published: 2005/04/04 Updated: 2005/04/14 Word Count: 1873

Fallen [M (R)] by notsosaintly [Reviews - 23] Favorite - 11
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape Genres: Angst Warnings: Character Death, Suicide/Suicide Attempt
Summary: Marriage isn't always what you think it's going to be.
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2005/04/04 Updated: 2005/04/14 Word Count: 1788

Bewitching Her Mind [MA (NC-17)] by notsosaintly [Reviews - 95] Favorite - 232
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress Characters: Ginevra Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ronald Weasley, Severus Snape Genres: Romance Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: Hermione has been losing sleep. Is it her dreams that are keeping her awake... or could it be something else? (REWRITTEN: Dec 2005)
Chapters: 6 Completed: Yes Published: 2005/04/04 Updated: 2005/04/04 Word Count: 13955

An Unwitting Romance [T (PG-13)] by notsosaintly [Reviews - 48] Favorite - 97
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape Genres: Alternate, Universe, Angst, Mystery/Suspense, Romance Warnings: none
Summary: Professor Snape has fallen into a pit of despair. Will Hermione be able to pull him out?
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2005/04/04 Updated: 2005/04/04 Word Count: 5833

Insinuation [MA (NC-17)] by notsosaintly [Reviews - 18] Favorite - 30
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest Characters: Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape Genres: Erotica, Snapshot, Slash Warnings: Explicit, Sexual, Content
Summary: A glimpse of the true relationship between Lucius and Severus.
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2005/04/04 Updated: 2005/04/04 Word Count: 2223

First Times at the Weasley House [MA (NC-17)] by notsosaintly [Reviews - 19] Favorite - 64
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes Characters: Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Ginevra Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ronald Weasley Genres: Smut Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content, Incest
Summary: Ginny is intent upon perfecting her skill. (Please take note of warnings.)
Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes Published: 2005/04/04 Updated: 2005/04/04 Word Count: 11457

Not a Word [MA (NC-17)] by notsosaintly [Reviews - 32] Favorite - 96
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Severus Snape Genres: Erotica, Slash Warnings: Explicit, Sexual, Content
Summary: A late night stroll results in an unexpected encounter.
Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes Published: 2005/04/04 Updated: 2005/04/04 Word Count: 3820

Professing the Professor [MA (NC-17)] by notsosaintly [Reviews - 31] Favorite - 94
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Learning to Drive Challenge Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Hermione Granger, Severus Snape Genres: Humor, Romance Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: What happens when a Muggle-born must teach a Pureblood how to drive a car?
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2005/04/04 Updated: 2005/04/04 Word Count: 8890

Servitude [MA (NC-17)] by notsosaintly [Reviews - 7] Favorite - 8
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes Characters: Percy Weasley, Tom Riddle (Voldemort) Genres: Snapshot, Slash Warnings: B.D.S.M., Explicit, Sexual, Content
Summary: Rewritten: Percy submits to his master.
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2005/04/04 Updated: 2005/04/04 Word Count: 1337

HOT [MA (NC-17)] by notsosaintly [Reviews - 21] Favorite - 16
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape Genres: Erotica, Poetry/Prose Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: "Her breath burns my already feverish skin."
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2005/04/04 Updated: 2005/04/04 Word Count: 548

Garden of Eden [M (R)] by notsosaintly [Reviews - 31] Favorite - 25
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape Genres: Alternate, Universe, Angst Warnings: Character Death, Drug Use/Abuse
Summary: Multifaceted Round Four Nominee: And on the eighth day there was temptation and knowledge reared its ugly head.
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2005/04/04 Updated: 2005/04/04 Word Count: 2936

An Afternoon at Malfoy Manor [MA (NC-17)] by notsosaintly [Reviews - 30] Favorite - 35
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Malfoy Manor Characters: Draco Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy, Pansy Parkinson Genres: Smut Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: Rewritten: Pansy is the prey this fine afternoon; a mere plaything for father and son.
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2005/04/04 Updated: 2005/04/04 Word Count: 4766

Ode to Coffee [K+ (PG)] by notsosaintly [Reviews - 11] Favorite - 3
Category: ORIGINAL FICTION > ORIGINAL POETRY > Poetry: Other Characters: Genres: Humor Warnings: none
Summary: Four couplets describing an addiction.
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2005/04/04 Updated: 2005/04/04 Word Count: 48

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