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Real Name:Helen Sheridan
Member Since:2007/07/27
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Reviews Posted:537

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Fair Exchanges [M (R)] by Fawkes_07
[Reviews - 925] Favorite - 386
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Dolores Jane Umbridge, Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape, Tom Riddle (Voldemort)
Genres: Angst, Romance     Warnings: none
Summary: Hermione wants to learn Occlumency, but Severus Snape is not known for his generous nature. Both may learn more than they bargained for before the tale ends. This is canon-compliant with books 5 and 6 and provides a behind-the-scenes story that JKR never even guessed...
Chapters: 47      Completed: No       Published: 11/25/2006       Updated: 10/15/2009      Word Count: 77074

Harry Potter and the Heirs of Slytherin [K+ (PG)] by Fawkes_07
[Reviews - 302] Favorite - 41
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Alastor (Mad-Eye) Moody, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Nymphadora Tonks, Petunia (Evans) Dursley, Remus Lupin, Vernon Dursley
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, General, Humor, Mystery/Suspense, post-HBP/HBP, compliant     Warnings: (None)
Summary: This is a full-length Book Seven fic. Cliffhangers and unexpected twists abound, but don't look for beloved characters to die tragically before your very eyes--Fawkes_07 is all about redemption. Written for young readers but hopefully fun for all. I'm printing out a version for my kids in book format--I even found all the right fonts and everything. Hence the "artwork" in the chapter headings. What can I say, I'm more of a ceramics person than a drawing person. Can I note with pride that "Heirs of Slytherin" was just chosen as a Featured Story on MNFF? *glows*
Chapters: 50      Completed: Yes       Published: 03/31/2007       Updated: 05/19/2008      Word Count: 347803

Private Lessons [M (R)] by Fawkes_07
[Reviews - 93] Favorite - 45
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Original Character, Severus Snape
Genres: Angst, Romance     Warnings: none
Summary: 50 years after HBP, Severus Snape has completed his sentence in Azkaban. Now the truth must be told...
Chapters: 18      Completed: No       Published: 12/06/2006       Updated: 02/25/2008      Word Count: 28921

Spinster [MA (NC-17)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 205] Favorite - 408
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate, Universe, Erotica, General, Humor, Romance     Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: You know what they say about a woman who prefers to live with her catů
Chapters: 11      Completed: Yes       Published: 01/07/2008       Updated: 01/14/2008      Word Count: 109536

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Victory Photo [M (R)] by Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party
[Reviews - 103] Favorite - 68
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Colin Creevey, Dean Thomas, Draco Malfoy, Ernie MacMillan, Filius Flitwick, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Ginevra Weasley, Gregory Goyle, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Irma Pince, Justin Finch-Fletchley, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Luna Lovegood, Madam Rosmerta, Millicent Bulstrode, Minerva McGonagall, Moaning Myrtle, Mrs. Norris, Neville Longbottom, Nymphadora Tonks, Padma Patil, Pansy Parkinson, Parvati Patil, Percy Weasley, Pomona Sprout, Poppy Pomfrey, Professor Sinistra, Professor Vector, Remus Lupin, Rolanda Hooch, Ronald Weasley, Seamus Finnegan, Severus Snape, Sibyll Trelawney, Sorting Hat, Terry Boot, Vincent Crabbe
Genres: Action/Adventure, Erotica, General, Humor, Parody, Romance, Smut     Warnings: none
Summary: Harry and company won, and Voldemort is no more. It went so well that almost no one is so much as scratched. What are our heroes going to do next? Why, party until they need medical attention, of course! (The following account thereof is what happens when several alleged adults start discussing the salacious potential of the HP-verse in a chat room--hence our group penname.)
Chapters: 11      Completed: Yes       Published: 03/07/2007       Updated: 09/12/2007      Word Count: 71330

Care of Magical Creatures [MA (NC-17)] by mia madwyn
[Reviews - 2834] Favorite - 938
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Angst, Humor, Romance     Warnings: Dubious Consent, Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: Voted Best New Author (Lumos), Best SS/HG Romance (Amortentia) and Best SS/HG Angst (Diffindo) in The New Library Awards. Seventh-year student Hermione Granger decides to marry the one eligible wizard who did not ask for her--the horrid but powerful Severus Snape. All is not sweetness and light. Be careful what you ask for. Or, as has been said by many a wise witch, "Marry in haste; repent in leisure." MLC
Chapters: 67      Completed: Yes       Published: 08/28/2007       Updated: 04/03/2009      Word Count: 294252

Geneamorology [MA (NC-17)] by septentrion
[Reviews - 183] Favorite - 170
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Yenta Livery Company
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: General, post-HBP/HBP, compliant     Warnings: Character Death, Explicit Sexual Content, Murder
Summary: Severus is leading a quiet life after the war, until a decree by Scrimgeour makes it imperative for him to get married... very soon.
Chapters: 17      Completed: Yes       Published: 05/31/2007       Updated: 09/28/2007      Word Count: 37218



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