The Petulant Poetess :: Fiction Archive

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Penname:	Southern_Witch_69 [Contact Me]
Member Since:	2005/04/07
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My Website:	http://www.livejournal.com/users/southernwitch69/
Also Archived at:	Potter Place Archives, Sycophant Hex
A Favorite Author of:	705
Reviews Posted:	2253

~ STORIES BY Southern_Witch_69 (143) ~

Favorite Stories (164)

A Favorite Author Of (705)

Stories by Southern_Witch_69

Parody: The Amazing Potions Assistant [MA (NC-17)] by Southern_Witch_69 [Reviews - 151] Favorite - 42
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Severus Snape Genres: Alternate, Universe, Humor, Parody, Romance Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content, Out of Character
Summary: When Snape needs help with a potion, who does he turn to? Why, Hermione the amazing Potions assistant, of course.
Chapters: 6 Completed: Yes Published: 2008/04/13 Updated: 2008/04/21 Word Count: 19425

Parody: The Amazing Seventh Year Crush [MA (NC-17)] by Southern_Witch_69 [Reviews - 83] Favorite - 62
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape Genres: Action/Adventure, Alternate, Universe, Angst, Humor, Romance, Smut Warnings: Out of Character
Summary: Seventh-year Hermione has a crush on her Potions master. She'll do what she must to have him.
Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes Published: 2009/08/09 Updated: 2009/08/17 Word Count: 17868

Parody: The Amazing Time-Turner [MA (NC-17)] by Southern_Witch_69 [Reviews - 105] Favorite - 63
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape Genres: Action/Adventure, Alternate, Universe, Drama, Parody, Romance Warnings: Out of Character
Summary: A special Time-Turner helps Hermione go back and befriend young Snape. Together, they make a potion that will bring down the modern day Lord Voldemort once and for all.
Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes Published: 2008/08/27 Updated: 2008/09/22 Word Count: 25674

Peeved Peeves [K+ (PG)] by Southern_Witch_69 [Reviews - 15] Favorite - 4
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Argus Filch, Draco Malfoy, Ginevra Weasley, Gregory Goyle, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood, Minerva McGonagall, Mrs. Norris, Neville Longbottom, Peeves, Pomona Sprout, Rolanda Hooch, Severus Snape, The Bloody Baron Genres: Humor Warnings: none
Summary: Peeves decides to wreak havoc at the castle.
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2005/10/19 Updated: 2005/10/19 Word Count: 1583

Pettigrew's Journey [K+ (PG)] by Southern_Witch_69 [Reviews - 8] Favorite - 1
Category: CHALLENGES > Off-Site Challenges > Potter Place Fun Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle Characters: Peter Pettigrew Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Snapshot Warnings: none
Summary: Peter flees what he's done, but it will always be with him.
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2008/04/27 Updated: 2008/04/27 Word Count: 216

Planned Seduction [MA (NC-17)] by Southern_Witch_69 [Reviews - 9] Favorite - 3
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Malfoy Manor Characters: Lucius Malfoy, Pansy Parkinson Genres: General, Smut Warnings: none
Summary: Pansy decides that one Malfoy isn't enough and plans a seduction for Lucius. Is she clever enough to pull it off? Written for Tatiana, who was kind enough to respond to an LJ post in which I'd requested story prompts.
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2006/12/26 Updated: 2006/12/26 Word Count: 1491

Polyjuice Mishap [M (R)] by Southern_Witch_69 [Reviews - 15] Favorite - 6
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes Characters: Ginevra Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ronald Weasley Genres: Humor Warnings: Incest
Summary: Ron is jealous of Harry's relationship with Hermione. He and Ginny decide to take Polyjuice potion to get closer to them. Ooops!
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2005/04/09 Updated: 2005/04/09 Word Count: 2090

Pondering Death [K+ (PG)] by Southern_Witch_69 [Reviews - 5]
Category: ORIGINAL FICTION > ORIGINAL POETRY > Poetry: Other Characters: Genres: Angst Warnings: none
Summary: Death seems to always come around to consume my thoughts.
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2006/10/28 Updated: 2006/10/28 Word Count: 124

Reading Material [M (R)] by Southern_Witch_69 [Reviews - 15] Favorite - 3
Category: CHALLENGES > Off-Site Challenges > Potter Place Fun Characters: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger Genres: General, Humor, Romance, Smut, Snapshot Warnings: none
Summary: Hermione's got a new book--one that speaks to the reader.
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2009/04/04 Updated: 2009/04/04 Word Count: 1302

Sacrifice [MA (NC-17)] by Southern_Witch_69 [Reviews - 122] Favorite - 42
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest Characters: Harry Potter, Severus Snape Genres: Alternate, Universe, Angst, Epilogue, What, Epilogue?, Romance, Slash Warnings: none
Summary: Harry feels that the only way to keep Snape from serving an undeserving stint in Azkaban is to go through a bonding ceremony with him, thus proving that if Harry Potter has enough faith in Severus Snape to marry him, the man can't be all that bad. How long will it take before the ruse turns real?
Chapters: 11 Completed: Yes Published: 2008/11/27 Updated: 2009/02/01 Word Count: 30596

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