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I have to apologize to everyone, period. Real life swallowed me whole, as I have been struggling to make a living writing original fiction over the last 8 years. It has not been easy, & has been complicated by health issues. I hope people can forgive my long silences. Trying to make enough money to live on from writing is a lot harder--waaaay harder--than it looks. (At least I didn't leave any posted fanfics unfinished.)

Anyhoo...

These stories are works of parody (& thus are allowable under US law), and are not written for profit. Just for fun.  I'm not making any money off of any fanfics, nor will I ever.  I'm just playing around in other writers' universes.

...I am, however, making something of a living off my own stories.  (If anyone wants to play around in my universes, you may visit my website, www.jeanjohnson.net, and look up my policy on Fanfics & Fanarts.  It's reasonable enough and fairly easy to follow, too...)

~Lotm
Penname:ladyofthemasque
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A Favorite Author of:967
Reviews Posted:370

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Hot and Happy [K+ (PG)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 25] Favorite - 9
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Epilogue, What, Epilogue?, Romance, Snapshot     Warnings: BDSM Lite (not explicit)
Summary: This was a short fic I whipped up for JustJeanette, who wanted something hot and happy...
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2010/06/15       Updated: 2010/06/15      Word Count: 357

Live Uninterrupted [K+ (PG)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 24] Favorite - 7
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Angst, Drabble/100-Word, Epilogue, What, Epilogue?, Romance     Warnings: **DH SPOILERS**, Character Death
Summary: 100 words of why it really happened that way...
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2009/09/09       Updated: 2009/09/09      Word Count: 116

I Can't Believe They Write These Things [T (PG-13)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 39] Favorite - 22
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate, Universe, Drabble/100-Word, Epilogue, What, Epilogue?, General, Humor, Romance, Snapshot     Warnings: none
Summary: A brief glimpse into the current-day life of SS/HG, and how they might handle all this fanfic...
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2009/06/23       Updated: 2009/06/23      Word Count: 1190

Sorting Hat Redux [MA (NC-17)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 63] Favorite - 156
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate, Universe, Epilogue, What, Epilogue?, Erotica, General, Romance     Warnings: **DH SPOILERS**, Character Death, Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: What if Sorting students into the four Houses wasn’t the only duty of the Sorting Hat?
Chapters: 2      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/11/02       Updated: 2008/11/02      Word Count: 17286

The Hurricane Did It [K+ (PG)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 22] Favorite - 8
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Action/Adventure, Alternate, Universe, Drabble/100-Word, General, Humor, Snapshot     Warnings: none
Summary: 100 words of what the "hurricane" did...
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/08/24       Updated: 2008/08/24      Word Count: 180

In Time [MA (NC-17)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 122] Favorite - 230
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Action/Adventure, Alternate, Universe, Drama, Epilogue, What, Epilogue?, Erotica, Humor, Romance     Warnings: **DH SPOILERS**, BDSM Lite (not explicit), Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: A tale of fate versus self-determinism.
Chapters: 8      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/07/26       Updated: 2008/07/27      Word Count: 39479

Spinster [MA (NC-17)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 207] Favorite - 478
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate, Universe, Erotica, General, Humor, Romance     Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: You know what they say about a woman who prefers to live with her cat…
Chapters: 11      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/01/07       Updated: 2008/01/14      Word Count: 109536

Carol of the Dark Lord [T (PG-13)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 16] Favorite - 1
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Podcast Holiday Filk Challenge
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Azkaban Prison
Characters: Bellatrix Lestrange, Lily (Evans) Potter, Severus Snape, Tom Riddle (Voldemort)
Genres: Songfic     Warnings: Character Death, Horror, Murder, Violence
Summary: A beautiful Christmas tune remoulded into a Dark, sordid tale... (Well, okay, not that dark. But it's still fairly grim all the same!)
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/12/11       Updated: 2007/12/11      Word Count: 276

Voldie Baby [T (PG-13)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 13] Favorite - 2
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Podcast Filk Challenge
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Azkaban Prison
Characters: Original Character, Tom Riddle (Voldemort)
Genres: Humor, Parody, Songfic     Warnings: Out of Character, Violence
Summary: As sung to the tune of "Santa Baby". This is sooo wrong. (Previously posted to the Mob of Irate Torch Wielding Fans.)
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/06/26       Updated: 2007/06/26      Word Count: 272

But You Need It [K (G)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 14] Favorite - 10
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Humor, Romance, Snapshot     Warnings: none
Summary: 100 sultry-hot words of what he really needs.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/06/01       Updated: 2007/06/01      Word Count: 112

It's Too Early In The Morning For This [K (G)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 20] Favorite - 8
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Humor, Mystery/Suspense     Warnings: none
Summary: Severus breaks down and begs, in 100 words, for what he wants most in the morning...
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/05/16       Updated: 2007/05/16      Word Count: 108

The Gift [T (PG-13)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 21] Favorite - 11
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Harry Potter, Remus Lupin, Ronald Weasley, Severus Snape
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Humor, Romance     Warnings: none
Summary: Severus contemplates giving a very personal gift in 100 words.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/05/10       Updated: 2007/05/10      Word Count: 114

The Truth [MA (NC-17)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 56] Favorite - 101
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Category: CHALLENGES >
Category: Off-Site Challenges > Potter Place Winter 2007 Prompt Challenges
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Erotica, Humor, Parody, Romance, Smut     Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content, Out of Character
Summary: Severus is hit by a spell, and The Truth is revealed. Vigorously. (I blame the Potter Place Winter Challenge #22 plot-bunny for the bite-marks on my keyboard.)
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/05/03       Updated: 2007/05/03      Word Count: 7198

Anxiety [M (R)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 34] Favorite - 9
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Humor, Romance, Smut, Snapshot     Warnings: (None)
Summary: 100-words of quiet desperation
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/02/20       Updated: 2007/02/20      Word Count: 127

Herovillainy 5 [M (R)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 11] Favorite - 6
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Action/Adventure, Alternate, Universe, Angst, Drabble/100-Word, Drama, General, Humor, Mystery/Suspense, Parody, post-HBP/HBP, compliant, Romance, Snapshot     Warnings: Character Death
Summary: Yet another collection of 100-word drabbles in challenges foisted on me by my friend, Herovillain...
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/09/24       Updated: 2006/09/24      Word Count: 998

Herovillainy 4 [MA (NC-17)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 12] Favorite - 9
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Action/Adventure, Alternate, Universe, Drabble/100-Word, Erotica, General, Humor, post-HBP/HBP, compliant, Romance, Smut, Snapshot     Warnings: BDSM Lite (not explicit), Character Death, Explicit Sexual Content, Murder
Summary: Herovillain is at it again, torturing me with these...vignettes of SS/HG. Here's hoping you suffer enjoy reading them as much as I did writing them!
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/09/10       Updated: 2006/09/10      Word Count: 898

The Act [MA (NC-17)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 72] Favorite - 167
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate, Universe, Drama, Erotica, Humor, post-HBP/HBP, compliant, Romance     Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: Government-in-action. Oh, crap.
Chapters: 2      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/08/17       Updated: 2006/08/17      Word Count: 17945

Protector [MA (NC-17)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 195] Favorite - 525
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Erotica, Humor, Romance, Smut     Warnings: B.D.S.M., Explicit Sexual Content, Out of Character
Summary: A mysterious warning from the future prompts Snape to protect Hermione from a terrible curse.
Chapters: 10      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/06/11       Updated: 2006/06/11      Word Count: 67551

Luscious Red Riding Hood [MA (NC-17)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 23] Favorite - 90
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Category: CHALLENGES >
Category: Off-Site Challenges > The Challenge Floo-Network
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Mystery/Suspense, Romance, Smut     Warnings: Character Death, Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: Lotm's own entry into the Lost In A Book Challenge.
Chapters: 2      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/04/09       Updated: 2006/04/09      Word Count: 13956

Potions Master Severus [K+ (PG)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 25] Favorite - 5
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Severus Snape
Genres: Action/Adventure, Alternate, Universe, Angst, Drama, General, Humor, Mystery/Suspense, Parody, Poetry/Prose, Snapshot     Warnings: Character Death, Violence
Summary: A filk of a horribly familiar, Uber-Evil children's song.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/03/21       Updated: 2006/03/21      Word Count: 212

Herovillainy 3 [T (PG-13)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 13] Favorite - 3
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Action/Adventure, Alternate, Universe, Drama, General, Humor, Romance, Snapshot     Warnings: Violence
Summary: Again, Herovillain has challenged me. This time, three 100-word vignettes, and a 1,000-word drabble for your amusement.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/03/18       Updated: 2006/03/18      Word Count: 1530

Herovillainy 1 [T (PG-13)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 5] Favorite - 6
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Remus Lupin, Severus Snape, Original Character
Genres: Humor, Mystery/Suspense, Drama, Angst, Romance, Erotica, Alternate, Universe, Snapshot, Action/Adventure     Warnings: Character Death, Drug Use/Abuse, Violence
Summary: These 100-word drabbles were previously posted all over the place here at PetulantPoetess. I've added them as a collection so that you can read them all at once, if you like (the individual ones are still somewhere around here). The warnings are for minor stuff, but I didn't want anyone truly conservative to squawk needlessly...
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/03/04       Updated: 2006/03/04      Word Count: 1008

Herovillainy 2 [M (R)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 9] Favorite - 7
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Ginevra Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Minerva McGonagall, Pomona Sprout, Poppy Pomfrey, Ronald Weasley, Severus Snape, Sibyll Trelawney, Original Character
Genres: Humor, Mystery/Suspense, Drama, Angst, Romance, Erotica, Alternate, Universe, General, Snapshot, Action/Adventure     Warnings: Character Death, Violence
Summary: More 100-word challenges that I have met and mastered, thanks to Herovillain. Some pairings are not SS/HG, though the majority of them are...and some are indirectly SS/HG.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/03/04       Updated: 2006/03/04      Word Count: 1847

Flinching [T (PG-13)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 2] Favorite - 4
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Mystery/Suspense, Drama, Angst, General, Snapshot, Action/Adventure     Warnings: Character Death, Violence
Summary: 100 words of what happens when you flinch
Chapters: 1      Completed: No       Published: 2006/02/11       Updated: 2006/02/11      Word Count: 110

Careful [T (PG-13)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 7] Favorite - 7
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Humor, Drama, Romance, Snapshot, Action/Adventure     Warnings: Violence
Summary: 100 words of carelessness
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/02/11       Updated: 2006/02/11      Word Count: 151

Only a Little Death [K+ (PG)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 4] Favorite - 4
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Mystery/Suspense, Drama, Romance, General, Snapshot, Action/Adventure     Warnings: none
Summary: 100 words of feeling the tension...
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/02/10       Updated: 2006/02/10      Word Count: 133

Red Riding What? [K (G)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 9] Favorite - 7
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Shrieking Shack
Characters: Remus Lupin, Original Character
Genres: Humor, Mystery/Suspense, Romance, Erotica, General, Snapshot     Warnings: none
Summary: 100-words of what-did-you-just-say?
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/02/08       Updated: 2006/02/08      Word Count: 129

Much in Common [K+ (PG)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 8] Favorite - 2
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Malfoy Manor
Characters: Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy
Genres: Mystery/Suspense, Romance, General, Snapshot     Warnings: none
Summary: 100 words of Lucius' opinion...
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/02/08       Updated: 2006/02/08      Word Count: 143

Launch a Thousand [T (PG-13)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 6] Favorite - 5
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Humor, Drama, Angst, Romance, General, Snapshot, Action/Adventure     Warnings: none
Summary: 100 words of name-calling
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/02/07       Updated: 2006/02/07      Word Count: 159

In Annulo [MA (NC-17)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 494] Favorite - 1210
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Original Character, Ronald Weasley, Severus Snape
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Mystery/Suspense, Romance     Warnings: Abuse/Rape, B.D.S.M., Character Death, Explicit Sexual Content, Menage-a-Trois, Violence
Summary: It began with a letter, and a secret. Was it madness to trust? Was it a secret salvation? Or was it all just lying on a ring, in the end...? (***HBP SPOILERS***)
Chapters: 37      Completed: Yes       Published: 2005/12/01       Updated: 2006/01/14      Word Count: 364830

Clawing My Eyes Out [MA (NC-17)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 15] Favorite - 9
Category: CHALLENGES > Off-Site Challenges > Makeover Ho!Mione Challenge
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Humor, Erotica, Smut, Alternate, Universe     Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content, BadFic / [sic]Fic (Mistakes Intentional)
Summary: Please Read & Review. It'll make a nice eulogy for after I drop dead from the shock of writing and submitting this travesty of murdered prose...
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2005/09/01       Updated: 2005/09/01      Word Count: 2233

Crossing The Line [MA (NC-17)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 35] Favorite - 142
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Drama, Angst, Romance, Erotica     Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: On the eve of battle, is it permissible to cross certain lines? Is it forgivable?
Chapters: 2      Completed: Yes       Published: 2005/06/07       Updated: 2005/06/07      Word Count: 17444

Pirate [MA (NC-17)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 20] Favorite - 70
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Humor, Drama, Erotica, Smut     Warnings: B.D.S.M., Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: Hermione's secret hobby?
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2005/06/07       Updated: 2005/06/07      Word Count: 10564

Matrimony [MA (NC-17)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 78] Favorite - 310
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance     Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: An orphaned Hermione must marry quickly, or lose her inheritance.
Chapters: 3      Completed: Yes       Published: 2005/06/07       Updated: 2005/06/07      Word Count: 25012

Frogs In Winter 01 [MA (NC-17)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 46] Favorite - 190
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance, Smut     Warnings: B.D.S.M., Drug Use/Abuse, Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: Draco learns over drinks one night that Severus wants Hermione Granger in his bed, and drunkenly decides to acquire her for his godfather. Add in a mishap with Veritaserum, and more than the usual mayhem ensues!
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2005/06/05       Updated: 2005/06/05      Word Count: 15391

A Christmas Cauldron [MA (NC-17)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 35] Favorite - 87
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Erotica, Humor, Romance     Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: How would Snape react, if he were forced to watch a certain favorite Muggle Christmas tale?
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2005/06/05       Updated: 2005/06/05      Word Count: 4483

I Have A Secret [MA (NC-17)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 31] Favorite - 164
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Angst, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Mystery/Suspense, Romance     Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: Professor Snape is missing, and Hermione is asked to fill in as Potions Mistress until he is found.
Chapters: 2      Completed: Yes       Published: 2005/06/05       Updated: 2005/06/05      Word Count: 23897



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