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I have to apologize to everyone who posted a review in the last...um...what year is it again?  My original plot-bunnies kidnapped me, chained me to my keyboard, and have held me captive for the last...um, wow...we're already halfway through 2009?  Yeesh...

Anyway, I do eventually crawl free of my fuzzy little captors and read your reviews to my various stories.  I enjoy reading each and every one...when I come up for air and can get to them.  But I must still apologize for the tardiness in replies to some of you, and the lack of replies to others.  This whole making-writing-a-paying-career thing takes up an awful lot of my free time, and as I like the whole getting-paid thing (a truly fascinating and enjoyable concept for someone who was terminally broke for most of her life), that has had to come first.

But I still feel bad about it, hence this public apology.

Anyhoo...

These stories are works of parody (& thus are allowable under US law), and are not written for profit. Just for fun.  I'm not making any money off of any fanfics, nor will I ever.  I'm just playing around in other writers' universes.

...I am, however, making money off my own stories.  (If anyone wants to play around in my universes, you may visit my website, www.jeanjohnson.net, and look up my policy on Fanfics & Fanarts.  It's reasonable enough and fairly easy to follow, too...)

~Lotm
Penname:ladyofthemasque
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Reviews Posted:370

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Hot and Happy [K+ (PG)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 25] Favorite - 7
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Epilogue, What, Epilogue?, Romance, Snapshot     Warnings: BDSM Lite (not explicit)
Summary: This was a short fic I whipped up for JustJeanette, who wanted something hot and happy...
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2010/06/15       Updated: 2010/06/15      Word Count: 357

Live Uninterrupted [K+ (PG)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 24] Favorite - 6
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Angst, Drabble/100-Word, Epilogue, What, Epilogue?, Romance     Warnings: **DH SPOILERS**, Character Death
Summary: 100 words of why it really happened that way...
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2009/09/09       Updated: 2009/09/09      Word Count: 116

I Can't Believe They Write These Things [T (PG-13)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 39] Favorite - 19
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate, Universe, Drabble/100-Word, Epilogue, What, Epilogue?, General, Humor, Romance, Snapshot     Warnings: none
Summary: A brief glimpse into the current-day life of SS/HG, and how they might handle all this fanfic...
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2009/06/23       Updated: 2009/06/23      Word Count: 1190

Sorting Hat Redux [MA (NC-17)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 62] Favorite - 138
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate, Universe, Epilogue, What, Epilogue?, Erotica, General, Romance     Warnings: **DH SPOILERS**, Character Death, Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: What if Sorting students into the four Houses wasn’t the only duty of the Sorting Hat?
Chapters: 2      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/11/02       Updated: 2008/11/02      Word Count: 17286

The Hurricane Did It [K+ (PG)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 21] Favorite - 6
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Action/Adventure, Alternate, Universe, Drabble/100-Word, General, Humor, Snapshot     Warnings: none
Summary: 100 words of what the "hurricane" did...
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/08/24       Updated: 2008/08/24      Word Count: 180

In Time [MA (NC-17)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 114] Favorite - 204
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Action/Adventure, Alternate, Universe, Drama, Epilogue, What, Epilogue?, Erotica, Humor, Romance     Warnings: **DH SPOILERS**, BDSM Lite (not explicit), Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: A tale of fate versus self-determinism.
Chapters: 8      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/07/26       Updated: 2008/07/27      Word Count: 39479

Spinster [MA (NC-17)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 205] Favorite - 414
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate, Universe, Erotica, General, Humor, Romance     Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: You know what they say about a woman who prefers to live with her cat…
Chapters: 11      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/01/07       Updated: 2008/01/14      Word Count: 109536

Carol of the Dark Lord [T (PG-13)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 15] Favorite - 1
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Podcast Holiday Filk Challenge
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Azkaban Prison
Characters: Bellatrix Lestrange, Lily (Evans) Potter, Severus Snape, Tom Riddle (Voldemort)
Genres: Songfic     Warnings: Character Death, Horror, Murder, Violence
Summary: A beautiful Christmas tune remoulded into a Dark, sordid tale... (Well, okay, not that dark. But it's still fairly grim all the same!)
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/12/11       Updated: 2007/12/11      Word Count: 276

Voldie Baby [T (PG-13)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 13] Favorite - 2
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Podcast Filk Challenge
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Azkaban Prison
Characters: Original Character, Tom Riddle (Voldemort)
Genres: Humor, Parody, Songfic     Warnings: Out of Character, Violence
Summary: As sung to the tune of "Santa Baby". This is sooo wrong. (Previously posted to the Mob of Irate Torch Wielding Fans.)
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/06/26       Updated: 2007/06/26      Word Count: 272

But You Need It [K (G)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 13] Favorite - 8
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Humor, Romance, Snapshot     Warnings: none
Summary: 100 sultry-hot words of what he really needs.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/06/01       Updated: 2007/06/01      Word Count: 112

It's Too Early In The Morning For This [K (G)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 20] Favorite - 7
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Humor, Mystery/Suspense     Warnings: none
Summary: Severus breaks down and begs, in 100 words, for what he wants most in the morning...
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/05/16       Updated: 2007/05/16      Word Count: 108

The Gift [T (PG-13)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 21] Favorite - 10
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Harry Potter, Remus Lupin, Ronald Weasley, Severus Snape
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Humor, Romance     Warnings: none
Summary: Severus contemplates giving a very personal gift in 100 words.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/05/10       Updated: 2007/05/10      Word Count: 114

The Truth [MA (NC-17)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 56] Favorite - 91
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Category: CHALLENGES >
Category: Off-Site Challenges > Potter Place Winter 2007 Prompt Challenges
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Erotica, Humor, Parody, Romance, Smut     Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content, Out of Character
Summary: Severus is hit by a spell, and The Truth is revealed. Vigorously. (I blame the Potter Place Winter Challenge #22 plot-bunny for the bite-marks on my keyboard.)
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/05/03       Updated: 2007/05/03      Word Count: 7198

Anxiety [M (R)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 33] Favorite - 7
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Humor, Romance, Smut, Snapshot     Warnings: (None)
Summary: 100-words of quiet desperation
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/02/20       Updated: 2007/02/20      Word Count: 127

Herovillainy 5 [M (R)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 11] Favorite - 5
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Action/Adventure, Alternate, Universe, Angst, Drabble/100-Word, Drama, General, Humor, Mystery/Suspense, Parody, post-HBP/HBP, compliant, Romance, Snapshot     Warnings: Character Death
Summary: Yet another collection of 100-word drabbles in challenges foisted on me by my friend, Herovillain...
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/09/24       Updated: 2006/09/24      Word Count: 998

Herovillainy 4 [MA (NC-17)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 12] Favorite - 8
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Action/Adventure, Alternate, Universe, Drabble/100-Word, Erotica, General, Humor, post-HBP/HBP, compliant, Romance, Smut, Snapshot     Warnings: BDSM Lite (not explicit), Character Death, Explicit Sexual Content, Murder
Summary: Herovillain is at it again, torturing me with these...vignettes of SS/HG. Here's hoping you suffer enjoy reading them as much as I did writing them!
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/09/10       Updated: 2006/09/10      Word Count: 898

The Act [MA (NC-17)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 70] Favorite - 159
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate, Universe, Drama, Erotica, Humor, post-HBP/HBP, compliant, Romance     Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: Government-in-action. Oh, crap.
Chapters: 2      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/08/17       Updated: 2006/08/17      Word Count: 17945

Protector [MA (NC-17)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 182] Favorite - 486
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate, Universe, Erotica, Humor, Romance, Smut     Warnings: B.D.S.M., Explicit Sexual Content, Out of Character
Summary: A mysterious warning from the future prompts Snape to protect Hermione from a terrible curse.
Chapters: 10      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/06/11       Updated: 2006/06/11      Word Count: 67551

Luscious Red Riding Hood [MA (NC-17)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 23] Favorite - 81
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Category: CHALLENGES >
Category: Off-Site Challenges > The Challenge Floo-Network
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Mystery/Suspense, Romance, Smut     Warnings: Character Death, Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: Lotm's own entry into the Lost In A Book Challenge.
Chapters: 2      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/04/09       Updated: 2006/04/09      Word Count: 13956

Potions Master Severus [K+ (PG)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 24] Favorite - 5
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Severus Snape
Genres: Action/Adventure, Alternate, Universe, Angst, Drama, General, Humor, Mystery/Suspense, Parody, Poetry/Prose, Snapshot     Warnings: Character Death, Violence
Summary: A filk of a horribly familiar, Uber-Evil children's song.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/03/21       Updated: 2006/03/21      Word Count: 212

Herovillainy 3 [T (PG-13)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 12] Favorite - 2
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Action/Adventure, Alternate, Universe, Drama, General, Humor, Romance, Snapshot     Warnings: Violence
Summary: Again, Herovillain has challenged me. This time, three 100-word vignettes, and a 1,000-word drabble for your amusement.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/03/18       Updated: 2006/03/18      Word Count: 1530

Herovillainy 1 [T (PG-13)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 5] Favorite - 5
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Remus Lupin, Severus Snape, Original Character
Genres: Humor, Mystery/Suspense, Drama, Angst, Romance, Erotica, Alternate, Universe, Snapshot, Action/Adventure     Warnings: Character Death, Drug Use/Abuse, Violence
Summary: These 100-word drabbles were previously posted all over the place here at PetulantPoetess. I've added them as a collection so that you can read them all at once, if you like (the individual ones are still somewhere around here). The warnings are for minor stuff, but I didn't want anyone truly conservative to squawk needlessly...
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/03/04       Updated: 2006/03/04      Word Count: 1008

Herovillainy 2 [M (R)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 9] Favorite - 6
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Ginevra Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Minerva McGonagall, Pomona Sprout, Poppy Pomfrey, Ronald Weasley, Severus Snape, Sibyll Trelawney, Original Character
Genres: Humor, Mystery/Suspense, Drama, Angst, Romance, Erotica, Alternate, Universe, General, Snapshot, Action/Adventure     Warnings: Character Death, Violence
Summary: More 100-word challenges that I have met and mastered, thanks to Herovillain. Some pairings are not SS/HG, though the majority of them are...and some are indirectly SS/HG.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/03/04       Updated: 2006/03/04      Word Count: 1847

Flinching [T (PG-13)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 2] Favorite - 4
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Mystery/Suspense, Drama, Angst, General, Snapshot, Action/Adventure     Warnings: Character Death, Violence
Summary: 100 words of what happens when you flinch
Chapters: 1      Completed: No       Published: 2006/02/11       Updated: 2006/02/11      Word Count: 110

Careful [T (PG-13)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 6] Favorite - 5
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Humor, Drama, Romance, Snapshot, Action/Adventure     Warnings: Violence
Summary: 100 words of carelessness
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/02/11       Updated: 2006/02/11      Word Count: 151

Only a Little Death [K+ (PG)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 4] Favorite - 3
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Mystery/Suspense, Drama, Romance, General, Snapshot, Action/Adventure     Warnings: none
Summary: 100 words of feeling the tension...
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/02/10       Updated: 2006/02/10      Word Count: 133

Red Riding What? [K (G)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 9] Favorite - 6
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Shrieking Shack
Characters: Remus Lupin, Original Character
Genres: Humor, Mystery/Suspense, Romance, Erotica, General, Snapshot     Warnings: none
Summary: 100-words of what-did-you-just-say?
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/02/08       Updated: 2006/02/08      Word Count: 129

Much in Common [K+ (PG)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 8] Favorite - 1
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Malfoy Manor
Characters: Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy
Genres: Mystery/Suspense, Romance, General, Snapshot     Warnings: none
Summary: 100 words of Lucius' opinion...
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/02/08       Updated: 2006/02/08      Word Count: 143

Launch a Thousand [T (PG-13)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 6] Favorite - 4
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Humor, Drama, Angst, Romance, General, Snapshot, Action/Adventure     Warnings: none
Summary: 100 words of name-calling
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/02/07       Updated: 2006/02/07      Word Count: 159

In Annulo [MA (NC-17)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 486] Favorite - 1050
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Original Character, Ronald Weasley, Severus Snape
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Mystery/Suspense, Romance     Warnings: Abuse/Rape, B.D.S.M., Character Death, Explicit Sexual Content, Menage-a-Trois, Violence
Summary: It began with a letter, and a secret. Was it madness to trust? Was it a secret salvation? Or was it all just lying on a ring, in the end...? (***HBP SPOILERS***)
Chapters: 37      Completed: Yes       Published: 2005/12/01       Updated: 2006/01/14      Word Count: 364830

Clawing My Eyes Out [MA (NC-17)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 13] Favorite - 8
Category: CHALLENGES > Off-Site Challenges > Makeover Ho!Mione Challenge
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Humor, Erotica, Smut, Alternate, Universe     Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content, BadFic / [sic]Fic (Mistakes Intentional)
Summary: Please Read & Review. It'll make a nice eulogy for after I drop dead from the shock of writing and submitting this travesty of murdered prose...
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2005/09/01       Updated: 2005/09/01      Word Count: 2233

Crossing The Line [MA (NC-17)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 33] Favorite - 117
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Drama, Angst, Romance, Erotica     Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: On the eve of battle, is it permissible to cross certain lines? Is it forgivable?
Chapters: 2      Completed: Yes       Published: 2005/06/07       Updated: 2005/06/07      Word Count: 17444

Pirate [MA (NC-17)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 18] Favorite - 63
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Humor, Drama, Erotica, Smut     Warnings: B.D.S.M., Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: Hermione's secret hobby?
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2005/06/07       Updated: 2005/06/07      Word Count: 10564

Matrimony [MA (NC-17)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 77] Favorite - 270
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance     Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: An orphaned Hermione must marry quickly, or lose her inheritance.
Chapters: 3      Completed: Yes       Published: 2005/06/07       Updated: 2005/06/07      Word Count: 25012

Frogs In Winter 01 [MA (NC-17)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 41] Favorite - 167
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Humor, Drama, Romance, Erotica, Smut     Warnings: B.D.S.M., Drug Use/Abuse, Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: Draco learns over drinks one night that Severus wants Hermione Granger in his bed, and drunkenly decides to acquire her for his godfather. Add in a mishap with Veritaserum, and more than the usual mayhem ensues!
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2005/06/05       Updated: 2005/06/05      Word Count: 15391

A Christmas Cauldron [MA (NC-17)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 34] Favorite - 74
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Erotica, Humor, Romance     Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: How would Snape react, if he were forced to watch a certain favorite Muggle Christmas tale?
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2005/06/05       Updated: 2005/06/05      Word Count: 4483

I Have A Secret [MA (NC-17)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 31] Favorite - 143
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Angst, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Mystery/Suspense, Romance     Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: Professor Snape is missing, and Hermione is asked to fill in as Potions Mistress until he is found.
Chapters: 2      Completed: Yes       Published: 2005/06/05       Updated: 2005/06/05      Word Count: 23897



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