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I have to apologize to everyone who posted a review in the last...um...what year is it again?  My original plot-bunnies kidnapped me, chained me to my keyboard, and have held me captive for the last...um, wow...we're already halfway through 2009?  Yeesh...

Anyway, I do eventually crawl free of my fuzzy little captors and read your reviews to my various stories.  I enjoy reading each and every one...when I come up for air and can get to them.  But I must still apologize for the tardiness in replies to some of you, and the lack of replies to others.  This whole making-writing-a-paying-career thing takes up an awful lot of my free time, and as I like the whole getting-paid thing (a truly fascinating and enjoyable concept for someone who was terminally broke for most of her life), that has had to come first.

But I still feel bad about it, hence this public apology.

Anyhoo...

These stories are works of parody (& thus are allowable under US law), and are not written for profit. Just for fun.  I'm not making any money off of any fanfics, nor will I ever.  I'm just playing around in other writers' universes.

...I am, however, making money off my own stories.  (If anyone wants to play around in my universes, you may visit my website, www.jeanjohnson.net, and look up my policy on Fanfics & Fanarts.  It's reasonable enough and fairly easy to follow, too...)

~Lotm
Penname:ladyofthemasque
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Member Since:2005/05/04
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My Website:http://www.jeanjohnson.net
Also Archived at:http://groups.yahoo.com/group/MoITWF (Mobsite) www.RestrictedSection.org (RS.org) ashwinder.sycophanthex.com (Ashwinder, also other Sycophant Hex affiliates) www.literotica.com (Literotica)
A Favorite Author of:839
Reviews Posted:370

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A Christmas Cauldron [MA (NC-17)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 34] Favorite - 74
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Erotica, Humor, Romance     Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: How would Snape react, if he were forced to watch a certain favorite Muggle Christmas tale?
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2005/06/05       Updated: 2005/06/05      Word Count: 4483

Anxiety [M (R)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 33] Favorite - 7
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Humor, Romance, Smut, Snapshot     Warnings: (None)
Summary: 100-words of quiet desperation
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/02/20       Updated: 2007/02/20      Word Count: 127

But You Need It [K (G)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 13] Favorite - 7
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Humor, Romance, Snapshot     Warnings: none
Summary: 100 sultry-hot words of what he really needs.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/06/01       Updated: 2007/06/01      Word Count: 112

Careful [T (PG-13)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 6] Favorite - 5
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Humor, Drama, Romance, Snapshot, Action/Adventure     Warnings: Violence
Summary: 100 words of carelessness
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/02/11       Updated: 2006/02/11      Word Count: 151

Carol of the Dark Lord [T (PG-13)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 15] Favorite - 1
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Podcast Holiday Filk Challenge
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Azkaban Prison
Characters: Bellatrix Lestrange, Lily (Evans) Potter, Severus Snape, Tom Riddle (Voldemort)
Genres: Songfic     Warnings: Character Death, Horror, Murder, Violence
Summary: A beautiful Christmas tune remoulded into a Dark, sordid tale... (Well, okay, not that dark. But it's still fairly grim all the same!)
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/12/11       Updated: 2007/12/11      Word Count: 276

Clawing My Eyes Out [MA (NC-17)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 13] Favorite - 8
Category: CHALLENGES > Off-Site Challenges > Makeover Ho!Mione Challenge
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Humor, Erotica, Smut, Alternate, Universe     Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content, BadFic / [sic]Fic (Mistakes Intentional)
Summary: Please Read & Review. It'll make a nice eulogy for after I drop dead from the shock of writing and submitting this travesty of murdered prose...
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2005/09/01       Updated: 2005/09/01      Word Count: 2233

Crossing The Line [MA (NC-17)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 33] Favorite - 117
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Drama, Angst, Romance, Erotica     Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: On the eve of battle, is it permissible to cross certain lines? Is it forgivable?
Chapters: 2      Completed: Yes       Published: 2005/06/07       Updated: 2005/06/07      Word Count: 17444

Flinching [T (PG-13)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 2] Favorite - 4
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Mystery/Suspense, Drama, Angst, General, Snapshot, Action/Adventure     Warnings: Character Death, Violence
Summary: 100 words of what happens when you flinch
Chapters: 1      Completed: No       Published: 2006/02/11       Updated: 2006/02/11      Word Count: 110

Frogs In Winter 01 [MA (NC-17)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 41] Favorite - 166
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Humor, Drama, Romance, Erotica, Smut     Warnings: B.D.S.M., Drug Use/Abuse, Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: Draco learns over drinks one night that Severus wants Hermione Granger in his bed, and drunkenly decides to acquire her for his godfather. Add in a mishap with Veritaserum, and more than the usual mayhem ensues!
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2005/06/05       Updated: 2005/06/05      Word Count: 15391

Herovillainy 1 [T (PG-13)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 5] Favorite - 5
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Remus Lupin, Severus Snape, Original Character
Genres: Humor, Mystery/Suspense, Drama, Angst, Romance, Erotica, Alternate, Universe, Snapshot, Action/Adventure     Warnings: Character Death, Drug Use/Abuse, Violence
Summary: These 100-word drabbles were previously posted all over the place here at PetulantPoetess. I've added them as a collection so that you can read them all at once, if you like (the individual ones are still somewhere around here). The warnings are for minor stuff, but I didn't want anyone truly conservative to squawk needlessly...
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/03/04       Updated: 2006/03/04      Word Count: 1008



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