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I have to apologize to everyone who posted a review in the last...um...what year is it again?  My original plot-bunnies kidnapped me, chained me to my keyboard, and have held me captive for the last...um, wow...we're already halfway through 2009?  Yeesh...

Anyway, I do eventually crawl free of my fuzzy little captors and read your reviews to my various stories.  I enjoy reading each and every one...when I come up for air and can get to them.  But I must still apologize for the tardiness in replies to some of you, and the lack of replies to others.  This whole making-writing-a-paying-career thing takes up an awful lot of my free time, and as I like the whole getting-paid thing (a truly fascinating and enjoyable concept for someone who was terminally broke for most of her life), that has had to come first.

But I still feel bad about it, hence this public apology.

Anyhoo...

These stories are works of parody (& thus are allowable under US law), and are not written for profit. Just for fun.  I'm not making any money off of any fanfics, nor will I ever.  I'm just playing around in other writers' universes.

...I am, however, making money off my own stories.  (If anyone wants to play around in my universes, you may visit my website, www.jeanjohnson.net, and look up my policy on Fanfics & Fanarts.  It's reasonable enough and fairly easy to follow, too...)

~Lotm
Penname:ladyofthemasque
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Member Since:2005/05/04
Favored Skin:Goblet
My Website:http://www.jeanjohnson.net
Also Archived at:http://groups.yahoo.com/group/MoITWF (Mobsite) www.RestrictedSection.org (RS.org) ashwinder.sycophanthex.com (Ashwinder, also other Sycophant Hex affiliates) www.literotica.com (Literotica)
A Favorite Author of:836
Reviews Posted:370

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Launch a Thousand [T (PG-13)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 6] Favorite - 4
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Humor, Drama, Angst, Romance, General, Snapshot, Action/Adventure     Warnings: none
Summary: 100 words of name-calling
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/02/07       Updated: 2006/02/07      Word Count: 159

Live Uninterrupted [K+ (PG)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 24] Favorite - 6
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Angst, Drabble/100-Word, Epilogue, What, Epilogue?, Romance     Warnings: **DH SPOILERS**, Character Death
Summary: 100 words of why it really happened that way...
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2009/09/09       Updated: 2009/09/09      Word Count: 116

Luscious Red Riding Hood [MA (NC-17)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 23] Favorite - 80
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Category: CHALLENGES >
Category: Off-Site Challenges > The Challenge Floo-Network
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Mystery/Suspense, Romance, Smut     Warnings: Character Death, Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: Lotm's own entry into the Lost In A Book Challenge.
Chapters: 2      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/04/09       Updated: 2006/04/09      Word Count: 13956

Matrimony [MA (NC-17)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 77] Favorite - 271
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance     Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: An orphaned Hermione must marry quickly, or lose her inheritance.
Chapters: 3      Completed: Yes       Published: 2005/06/07       Updated: 2005/06/07      Word Count: 25012

Much in Common [K+ (PG)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 8] Favorite - 1
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Malfoy Manor
Characters: Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy
Genres: Mystery/Suspense, Romance, General, Snapshot     Warnings: none
Summary: 100 words of Lucius' opinion...
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/02/08       Updated: 2006/02/08      Word Count: 143

Only a Little Death [K+ (PG)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 4] Favorite - 3
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Mystery/Suspense, Drama, Romance, General, Snapshot, Action/Adventure     Warnings: none
Summary: 100 words of feeling the tension...
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/02/10       Updated: 2006/02/10      Word Count: 133

Pirate [MA (NC-17)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 18] Favorite - 63
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Humor, Drama, Erotica, Smut     Warnings: B.D.S.M., Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: Hermione's secret hobby?
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2005/06/07       Updated: 2005/06/07      Word Count: 10564

Potions Master Severus [K+ (PG)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 24] Favorite - 5
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Severus Snape
Genres: Action/Adventure, Alternate, Universe, Angst, Drama, General, Humor, Mystery/Suspense, Parody, Poetry/Prose, Snapshot     Warnings: Character Death, Violence
Summary: A filk of a horribly familiar, Uber-Evil children's song.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/03/21       Updated: 2006/03/21      Word Count: 212

Protector [MA (NC-17)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 182] Favorite - 482
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate, Universe, Erotica, Humor, Romance, Smut     Warnings: B.D.S.M., Explicit Sexual Content, Out of Character
Summary: A mysterious warning from the future prompts Snape to protect Hermione from a terrible curse.
Chapters: 10      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/06/11       Updated: 2006/06/11      Word Count: 67551

Red Riding What? [K (G)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 9] Favorite - 6
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Shrieking Shack
Characters: Remus Lupin, Original Character
Genres: Humor, Mystery/Suspense, Romance, Erotica, General, Snapshot     Warnings: none
Summary: 100-words of what-did-you-just-say?
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/02/08       Updated: 2006/02/08      Word Count: 129



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