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I have to apologize to everyone who posted a review in the last...um...what year is it again?  My original plot-bunnies kidnapped me, chained me to my keyboard, and have held me captive for the last...um, wow...we're already halfway through 2009?  Yeesh...

Anyway, I do eventually crawl free of my fuzzy little captors and read your reviews to my various stories.  I enjoy reading each and every one...when I come up for air and can get to them.  But I must still apologize for the tardiness in replies to some of you, and the lack of replies to others.  This whole making-writing-a-paying-career thing takes up an awful lot of my free time, and as I like the whole getting-paid thing (a truly fascinating and enjoyable concept for someone who was terminally broke for most of her life), that has had to come first.

But I still feel bad about it, hence this public apology.


These stories are works of parody (& thus are allowable under US law), and are not written for profit. Just for fun.  I'm not making any money off of any fanfics, nor will I ever.  I'm just playing around in other writers' universes.

...I am, however, making money off my own stories.  (If anyone wants to play around in my universes, you may visit my website, www.jeanjohnson.net, and look up my policy on Fanfics & Fanarts.  It's reasonable enough and fairly easy to follow, too...)

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Member Since:2005/05/04
Favored Skin:Goblet
My Website:http://www.jeanjohnson.net
Also Archived at:http://groups.yahoo.com/group/MoITWF (Mobsite) www.RestrictedSection.org (RS.org) ashwinder.sycophanthex.com (Ashwinder, also other Sycophant Hex affiliates) www.literotica.com (Literotica)
A Favorite Author of:930
Reviews Posted:370

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Sorting Hat Redux [MA (NC-17)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 63] Favorite - 152
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate, Universe, Epilogue, What, Epilogue?, Erotica, General, Romance     Warnings: **DH SPOILERS**, Character Death, Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: What if Sorting students into the four Houses wasn’t the only duty of the Sorting Hat?
Chapters: 2      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/11/02       Updated: 2008/11/02      Word Count: 17286

Spinster [MA (NC-17)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 207] Favorite - 459
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate, Universe, Erotica, General, Humor, Romance     Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: You know what they say about a woman who prefers to live with her cat…
Chapters: 11      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/01/07       Updated: 2008/01/14      Word Count: 109536

The Act [MA (NC-17)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 72] Favorite - 165
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate, Universe, Drama, Erotica, Humor, post-HBP/HBP, compliant, Romance     Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: Government-in-action. Oh, crap.
Chapters: 2      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/08/17       Updated: 2006/08/17      Word Count: 17945

The Gift [T (PG-13)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 21] Favorite - 11
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Harry Potter, Remus Lupin, Ronald Weasley, Severus Snape
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Humor, Romance     Warnings: none
Summary: Severus contemplates giving a very personal gift in 100 words.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/05/10       Updated: 2007/05/10      Word Count: 114

The Hurricane Did It [K+ (PG)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 22] Favorite - 8
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Action/Adventure, Alternate, Universe, Drabble/100-Word, General, Humor, Snapshot     Warnings: none
Summary: 100 words of what the "hurricane" did...
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/08/24       Updated: 2008/08/24      Word Count: 180

The Truth [MA (NC-17)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 56] Favorite - 100
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Category: CHALLENGES >
Category: Off-Site Challenges > Potter Place Winter 2007 Prompt Challenges
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Erotica, Humor, Parody, Romance, Smut     Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content, Out of Character
Summary: Severus is hit by a spell, and The Truth is revealed. Vigorously. (I blame the Potter Place Winter Challenge #22 plot-bunny for the bite-marks on my keyboard.)
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/05/03       Updated: 2007/05/03      Word Count: 7198

Voldie Baby [T (PG-13)] by ladyofthemasque
[Reviews - 13] Favorite - 2
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Podcast Filk Challenge
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Azkaban Prison
Characters: Original Character, Tom Riddle (Voldemort)
Genres: Humor, Parody, Songfic     Warnings: Out of Character, Violence
Summary: As sung to the tune of "Santa Baby". This is sooo wrong. (Previously posted to the Mob of Irate Torch Wielding Fans.)
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/06/26       Updated: 2007/06/26      Word Count: 272

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