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I am a relative newcomer to the world of Harry Potter Fan Fiction. I recently discovered the good 'ship HG/SS, and I've been hooked to the point where it is my OTP.

I was a Ruth Kirschstein NRSA post-doctoral fellow at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill. When I am not at the lab bench or in the classroom, I am an organist. I'd be in a church near me, occupying an organ bench, and blowing dust around the nave. (Just kidding.) Currently, I serve as organist/choirmaster for a couple of small Episcopal churches near Duke University.

Penname:	lyn_f [Contact Me]
Real Name:	Lyn F.
Member Since:	2008/01/18
Favored Skin:	Patronus
My Website:	http://organic-chemist.livejournal.com/
Also Archived at:	FanFiction.net, Lumos, Occlumency
A Favorite Author of:	8
Reviews Posted:	345

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A Dirty Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste [T (PG-13)] by lyn_f [Reviews - 11]
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle Characters: Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Humor Warnings: none
Summary: Lucius and Severus wish a group of fangirls a decadent and lascivious Valentine's Day... or do they?
Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes Published: 2011/08/13 Updated: 2011/08/13 Word Count: 647

How Not to Cook a Chicken [K+ (PG)] by lyn_f [Reviews - 10] Favorite - 1
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Azkaban Prison Characters: Gregory Goyle, Vincent Crabbe Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Humor Warnings: none
Summary: The Dark Lord sends Crabbe and Goyle to Sweden. Hilarity ensues.
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2010/10/09 Updated: 2010/10/09 Word Count: 567

Boys Can Knit, Too [K+ (PG)] by lyn_f [Reviews - 7] Favorite - 1
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle Characters: Hermione Granger, Ronald Weasley Genres: Drabble/100-Word Warnings: (None)
Summary: Hermione suggests Ron could learn how to knit.
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2010/10/02 Updated: 2010/10/02 Word Count: 402

Death Eater Bingo [K+ (PG)] by lyn_f [Reviews - 9]
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles Category: CHALLENGES > Category: TPP Challenges > Free of All Commas Challenge Characters: Bellatrix Lestrange, Crabbe (Death Eater), Goyle (Death Eater), Lucius Malfoy, Yaxley (Death Eater) Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Snapshot Warnings: none
Summary: Death Eaters play Bingo. Who wins?
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2010/10/02 Updated: 2010/10/02 Word Count: 195

Old Friends [K+ (PG)] by lyn_f [Reviews - 8]
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle Characters: Dean Thomas, Harry Potter, Molly Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Ronald Weasley, Seamus Finnigan Genres: Drabble/100-Word, post-DH/DH, compliant, Songfic Warnings: none
Summary: Harry and Neville share a park bench as they quietly celebrate a milestone birthday.
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2010/07/31 Updated: 2010/07/31 Word Count: 777

Ring of Glory, Ring of Shame [T (PG-13)] by lyn_f [Reviews - 8]
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Malfoy Manor Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger Genres: Alternate, Universe, Drabble/100-Word Warnings: none
Summary: It was the most perfect ring he had ever seen. And he was hoping for a perfect night to propose to his one, true love.
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2010/07/24 Updated: 2010/07/24 Word Count: 641

All for the Love of a Bacon Buttie [K+ (PG)] by lyn_f [Reviews - 9] Favorite - 1
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle Characters: Name Withheld (surprise) Genres: Drabble/100-Word Warnings: none
Summary: He was hungry for his favourite snack.
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2010/07/17 Updated: 2010/07/17 Word Count: 445

No Snakes, Please! [K+ (PG)] by lyn_f [Reviews - 3]
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Malfoy Manor Characters: Astoria Greengrass, Draco Malfoy Genres: Drabble/100-Word, post-DH/DH, compliant, Snapshot Warnings: DH SPOILERS
Summary: It's been five years since the Dark Lord was defeated. Draco had avoided talking about his experiences... until now.
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2010/05/22 Updated: 2010/05/22 Word Count: 832

Lily's Treasure Box [K+ (PG)] by lyn_f [Reviews - 8] Favorite - 1
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle Characters: Arthur Weasley, Harry Potter, Lily (Evans) Potter, Molly Weasley, Severus Snape Genres: General Warnings: (None)
Summary: Arthur Weasley delivers a mysterious wooden box to Harry. Whose box is it, and what treasures are contained therein?
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2010/02/28 Updated: 2010/02/28 Word Count: 3051

Duetto buffo di due gatti [K+ (PG)] by lyn_f [Reviews - 11]
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles Characters: Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Humor Warnings: none
Summary: Severus did not want to go out on stage with... that costume. Unfortunately, Lucius and their humourous duet won over Severus' objections, and the rest was history...
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2009/10/31 Updated: 2009/10/31 Word Count: 406

Misadventures in the Potions Storeroom [K+ (PG)] by lyn_f [Reviews - 5] Favorite - 1
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles Characters: Genres: Drabble/100-Word Warnings: none
Summary: Ron and Hermione convince Harry to sneak into Professor Snape's storeroom and steal ingredients for a potion. Does Harry manage to get the ingredients, or is he foiled in his attempt to do so?
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2009/10/11 Updated: 2009/10/11 Word Count: 1155

Happy Birthday to Me [K+ (PG)] by lyn_f [Reviews - 17] Favorite - 3
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress Characters: Genres: Drabble/100-Word Warnings: none
Summary: Hermione is celebrating her thirtieth birthday. She is feeling rather sad but cheers up when Severus gives her a birthday present.
Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes Published: 2009/09/19 Updated: 2009/09/26 Word Count: 615

It's Only a Dream [K+ (PG)] by lyn_f [Reviews - 7]
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle Characters: Genres: Drabble/100-Word Warnings: none
Summary: Severus never thought that studying for his Potions exam could be so adventurous.
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2009/07/11 Updated: 2009/07/11 Word Count: 633

Splish Splash [K+ (PG)] by lyn_f [Reviews - 9]
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles Characters: Genres: Drabble/100-Word Warnings: none
Summary: The Giant Squid was minding its own business. Then, along came two humans, and the rest was history.
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2009/06/13 Updated: 2009/06/13 Word Count: 293

Doing Things the Muggle Way [K+ (PG)] by lyn_f [Reviews - 7] Favorite - 2
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress Characters: Genres: Drabble/100-Word Warnings: none
Summary: Sometimes, Hermione likes doing things the Muggle way.
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2009/05/23 Updated: 2009/05/23 Word Count: 274

Reflections [K+ (PG)] by lyn_f [Reviews - 12] Favorite - 2
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles Characters: Severus Snape Genres: Drabble/100-Word Warnings: none
Summary: Severus takes a moment to reflect on his life.
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2009/05/09 Updated: 2009/05/09 Word Count: 180

Hermione's Got Talent [K+ (PG)] by lyn_f [Reviews - 12] Favorite - 3
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress Characters: Genres: Alternate, Universe, Drabble/100-Word Warnings: Out of Character
Summary: Hermione is a contestant on "Britain's Got Talent". How does she do, and can she impress "Everyone's Favourite Mr Nasty"?
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2009/05/02 Updated: 2009/05/02 Word Count: 821

Clowning Around [K+ (PG)] by lyn_f [Reviews - 12] Favorite - 3
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape Genres: Alternate, Universe, Drabble/100-Word, Snapshot Warnings: none
Summary: Severus loses a challenge and must do a forfeit of Hermione's choosing. What is it that Hermione asks him to do? And, will he like it?
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2009/04/25 Updated: 2009/04/25 Word Count: 398

Little Troublemaker [K+ (PG)] by lyn_f [Reviews - 12] Favorite - 1
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle Characters: Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Drama Warnings: none
Summary: Little Hermione Granger keeps making unexplained things happen. A fight with her nemesis brings things to the boiling point. How do her parents deal with her constant troubles?
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2009/04/18 Updated: 2009/04/18 Word Count: 766

The Other Organ [K+ (PG)] by lyn_f [Reviews - 12] Favorite - 1
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle Characters: Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Snapshot Warnings: none
Summary: Ron overhears a conversation between Terry Boot and Professor Flitwick and wonders about their conversation when he gets caught by the one person he did not want to see.
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2009/04/12 Updated: 2009/04/12 Word Count: 286

Feather Wars [T (PG-13)] by lyn_f [Reviews - 14] Favorite - 2
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress Characters: Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Epilogue, What, Epilogue?, Humor, Snapshot Warnings: none
Summary: What happens when a Potions master and his bushy-haired wife get their hands on a set of feather pillows?
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2009/04/04 Updated: 2009/04/04 Word Count: 356

Fluffy Animagus [K+ (PG)] by lyn_f [Reviews - 13] Favorite - 1
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle Characters: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Minerva McGonagall, Ronald Weasley Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Humor Warnings: none
Summary: Harry, Hermione, and Ron reveal their Animagi to Professor McGonagall.
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2009/03/28 Updated: 2009/03/28 Word Count: 753

Happy Birthday, J.S. Bach [K+ (PG)] by lyn_f [Reviews - 10]
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles Characters: Lucius Malfoy Genres: Drabble/100-Word Warnings: none
Summary: Lucius walks into a candlelit room and notices a harpsichord and a viola da gamba. What musical surprise awaits him?
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2009/03/21 Updated: 2009/03/21 Word Count: 168

Microwaveable Dinner [K+ (PG)] by lyn_f [Reviews - 14]
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles Characters: Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Humor Warnings: none
Summary: Lucius is left at Spinner's End with nothing more than a two-litre bottle of Coca Cola and a microwaveable dinner. Will he figure out how to heat it so he can eat?
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2009/03/14 Updated: 2009/03/15 Word Count: 901

A Walk on the Beach [K+ (PG)] by lyn_f [Reviews - 14] Favorite - 3
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress Characters: Genres: Alternate, Universe, Drabble/100-Word, Epilogue, What, Epilogue?, Snapshot Warnings: Character Death
Summary: After crossing the Veil, Hermione takes a walk along a beach and meets someone she hasn't seen for a while.
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2009/03/07 Updated: 2009/03/07 Word Count: 436

Ferrets and Weasels [K+ (PG)] by lyn_f [Reviews - 13] Favorite - 1
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles Characters: Genres: Drabble/100-Word Warnings: none
Summary: Draco Malfoy wakes up and finds out that his best friend is Ron Weasley.
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2009/02/28 Updated: 2009/02/28 Word Count: 365

Escape from Reptile House [K+ (PG)] by lyn_f [Reviews - 14]
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles Characters: Genres: Drabble/100-Word Warnings: none
Summary: A Brazilian boa constrictor escapes from Reptile House after its glass enclosure mysteriously disappears.
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2009/02/28 Updated: 2009/02/28 Word Count: 407

Adopted [T (PG-13)] by lyn_f [Reviews - 10]
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle Characters: Genres: Alternate, Universe, Drabble/100-Word Warnings: Murder
Summary: Severus Snape received a letter that will change the rest of his life as he knew it. What were the contents of that letter?
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2009/02/21 Updated: 2009/02/21 Word Count: 1105

Wibbling Students [K+ (PG)] by lyn_f [Reviews - 22] Favorite - 2
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles Characters: Genres: Drabble/100-Word Warnings: none
Summary: Severus catches several students snogging in the halls and discusses it using interesting slang expressions with Hermione.
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2009/02/14 Updated: 2009/02/14 Word Count: 459

Resonance [K+ (PG)] by lyn_f [Reviews - 13] Favorite - 1
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Malfoy Manor Characters: Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape Genres: Drabble/100-Word Warnings: none
Summary: Severus and Lucius visit Église Saint-Sulpice in Paris where Lucius gains a new appreciation for Muggle organ music.
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2009/02/07 Updated: 2009/02/07 Word Count: 593

An Encounter in the Forbidden Forest [K+ (PG)] by lyn_f [Reviews - 18] Favorite - 2
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape Genres: Drabble/100-Word, General Warnings: none
Summary: Severus witnessed an encounter between a wondrous creature and a girl he never expected he'd see so soon.
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2009/01/31 Updated: 2009/01/31 Word Count: 440

The Breeding Dementors [K+ (PG)] by lyn_f [Reviews - 15]
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle Characters: Genres: Drabble/100-Word Warnings: none
Summary: Amidst a heavy London fog, a pair of newly-bred Dementors find a pair of unwilling victims.
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2009/01/24 Updated: 2009/01/24 Word Count: 147

I Look At You [K+ (PG)] by lyn_f [Reviews - 13] Favorite - 4
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape Genres: Romance, Drabble/100-Word, Epilogue, What Epilogue? Warnings: (None)
Summary: Two people describe their thoughts whilst looking at each other from a distance.
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2009/01/19 Updated: 2009/01/22 Word Count: 393

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