Lazy yet occasionally motivated, kind but spiteful, pretentiously enigmatic, outspoken and opinionated, relentlessly stubborn, melancholy on Thursdays, generous to the point of bankruptcy, impulsive and excitable, reluctant to change, willing but not always able, heart over head, warily forgiving, fanciful and whimsy, cunning but clumsy, openly private, immodestly insecure, obstinately oxymoronic and obviously someone who has too much time on her hands