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I am odd. So very unconventional, I might add. I can be very severely OCD about position of staple bullets (and the manner in which papers are stapled together) as well as organisation of words on documents and presentation slides. Come on now, you have to use the same font and bullet throughout.

My name is Blueapple, and my egg cracked on 11th December so I'm naturally a Sagittarius. My alter-ego is Cleo, but you don't call me the latter unless we're really close friends. You should know that I dwell in the cavernous dungeons, and that I'm a workaholic. I love reading, writing (rapidly), dancing, debating, acting, ice-skating, bowling, baking, guzheng, watching movies and of course, embarking on a shopping spree. I tend to ramble and whinge a lot, which may rankle you, but again this is my parlour, exclusive to me, so if you find a problem with it then perhaps it means you wish to leave (oh, and I am a huge fan of parenthesis, ionising and abusing the punctuation with such shocking frequency I have a knack of injecting pointless, yet mirthful, details into my daily languorous word vomit). I am an ardent aficionado of Humanities, Language and Literature - with the exception of Geography because I just detest it by nature and can't seem to bring myself to like it, therefore I appreciate the shrewd, and the linguistically endowed. My religion is noodles, but I worship PMS: my beacon of hope; my bane of existence. Shelves and shelves of ancient tomes and original, unabridged versions of English classics are what cheer me up tremendously, alongside with delectable Famous Amos/Subway Cookies and delightful Magnum ice-cream. In addition to a good chick flick and accompanied with a perhaps cup of Iced Milo/Green Tea and quite a few cheesy hotdogs.

Oh did I mention? I love Severus Snape (he's mine, no arguments there), and I love Mariah Carey. She has a colossal, stupendous vocal capacity (in addition to range) and delivers stunning inspiration with each piece of her characteristic track. Moreover, she's pitched her way to the pinnacle of her career and made it to the farthest heights: a respectable, prominent gem, comparable to any other in the topmost league of music industry. Her music is timeless, transcends all barriers and boundaries to prevail in even the darkest alcove of this world, and bears the best lyrical ingenuity. No part of it, I believe, is wanting. She's been perpetuating her twenty one year-old career inexorably, and still manifests as an outstanding, poignant individual. Mariah Carey: unbeatable, unconquerable, undeniable; the Voice who graced the world with such heavenly, such divine music prowess, bearing her genuine soul and plangent vulnerability in her lifelong passion. Mariah Carey wins every fibre of veneration I harbour for her and her massive success. Indeed, my adulation for Mariah Carey is ceaseless, and authentic in its entirety, and I will be as obstreperous in my ramblings about how awe-inspiring she is as I desire. I'm hopelessly in love with The Roof, After Tonight, Forever, My All and Melt Away. I do like I'm That Chick, Bringin' On The Heartbreak, I Only Wanted, Can't Let Go as well as We Belong Together (that's one of her most epic and legendary songs
seeing how she made a boomz comeback with that) too. I can replay them all for nearly five months and not tire of those quintessentially-Mariah classics yep. And yes, I do love talented entertainers, Hollywood or no: Emma Watson, Natalie Portman, Heath Ledger (squeal), Keira Knightley, Anne Hathaway, Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Aniston, Chris Pine, Jon Meyers, Leo DiCaprio, Ashton Kutcher, Johnny Depp... and the list goes on.

That aside, there are many other queer inclinations I have, such as to mess up my desk, leave things strewn all over the place (even though I have serious issues pertaining to domestic pests, filthiness, clutter and that I am very anal about organisation and all - once I get going in packing, you can expect a clean job), guffaw uncontrollably while watching The Ellen Degeneres Show and fall asleep during Letterman despite his rather amusing staccato laugh. I love American and British reality shows/talk shows (eg. Oprah, Rosie O'Donnell, etc) and I love CSI (CSI: Miami, CSI: New York, etc), America's Next Top Model, 902010 and whatnot. I hope to migrate to Britain, visit Paris, Venice and watch the New York sunrise one day. And uh, I do have a penchant for the unusuals. I suppose it's just me, but I can't fathom exactly how my anatomy works.

I am an emphatic oddity in my entirety.
Penname:blueappled
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Real Name:Chateau Roissy
Member Since:2009/12/25
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My Website:http://scarlet-diary.blogspot.com
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