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Mostly Harmless! Though I have to admit, I'm even stranger than I appear. ;-) There's a pile of unbeta'd stuff on my LJ (dracfic) if you're interested in Raw, Untamed, fanfic.

Believe it or not, "How Argus Filch Got Wild, Got Laid, and Got His Magic" has been rec'ed by Know It Alls! It's true! They gave me this pretty lil' ribbon and everything! And in March 2007, they saw fit to likewise reccommend (as an antidote to angst) the story that started it all, 'Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey'--just in time for the first anniversary of that story's posting! *hugs Harm*

(I also have to admit that 'mostly harmless' may not be the most apt description of a member of the Mad Chatters...)

Rec'ed by Know It Alls 

Finally, I just have to say... Storyville. If you were there, you know what I mean.
Penname:dracontia
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A Favorite Author of:135
Reviews Posted:54

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Ghost of Castle Wink [K (G)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 7] Favorite - 1
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Malfoy Manor
Characters: Name Withheld (surprise), Original Character
Genres: General, post-DH/DH compliant, Snapshot     Warnings: none
Summary: Since about 1412, the village of Castle Wink has had a visitor every thirty years or so.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2014/11/26       Updated: 2014/11/26      Word Count: 1710

Veritas or Something Like It [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 1]
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Malfoy Manor
Characters: Astoria Greengrass, Draco Malfoy, Scorpius Malfoy
Genres: General, post-DH/DH compliant     Warnings: none
Summary: Scorpius is home for Easter in his Third Year, and the DADA professor has set Werewolves as the exam topic when they return. Draco and Asteria have to think fast. Sequel to ‘In Your Debt’ and ‘A Credit to Their Houses.’
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2014/11/19       Updated: 2014/11/19      Word Count: 2107

Blag, Blatch, Blurt—Snitchnip [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 5]
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Malfoy Manor
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Original Character, Rose Weasley, Scorpius Malfoy
Genres: Friendship, Humor, post-DH/DH compliant, Romance     Warnings: none
Summary: Rose plays a clean game of Quidditch. Off the pitch, it’s another story. A sequel to ‘A Credit to Their Houses.’
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2014/11/15       Updated: 2014/11/15      Word Count: 3279

Family Tendencies [K (G)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 4]
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Dudley Dursley, Harry Potter, James Potter (son of Harry), Neville Longbottom, Original Character, Petunia (Evans) Dursley
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, General, post-DH/DH compliant, Snapshot     Warnings: none
Summary: Once upon a time, a boy went to his grandfather’s funeral and came home with a magical toy. Four years later, something came of it. Sequel to ‘Our Cousin the Wizard,’ in the ‘A Credit to Their Houses’ universe.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2014/11/13       Updated: 2014/11/13      Word Count: 218

ZigZag [K (G)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 3]
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Malfoy Manor
Characters: Rubeus Hagrid, Scorpius Malfoy
Genres: General, post-DH/DH compliant     Warnings: none
Summary: Scorpius is still a little young to use the Floo alone, even for calls—so how is he supposed to stay in touch with his two best friends over the summer hols if he doesn’t have an owl of his own?
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2014/11/07       Updated: 2014/11/07      Word Count: 587

Jester Justice: A Meme-Based Drabble [K (G)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 2]
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Characters: George Weasley, Original Character
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, General, Humor, Snapshot     Warnings: none
Summary: Being heroic is thirsty work. (It’s a drabble—if I say more, the summary will be longer than the story!)
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2014/11/07       Updated: 2014/11/07      Word Count: 410

Vagrant Vines: A Meme-Based Drabble [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 3]
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Harry Potter, Neville Longbottom
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Friendship, General, Humor, Snapshot     Warnings: none
Summary: Neville needs a plant-sitter. Mostly dialogue- an LJ meme gone a bit mad (explanation in the Author’s Note within.)
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2014/11/05       Updated: 2014/11/05      Word Count: 329

Know When to Hold ‘Em: A Meme-Based Minific [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 4]
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Luna Lovegood, Narcissa Malfoy, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate Universe, Epilogue, What Epilogue?, General, Humor, Snapshot     Warnings: none
Summary: Severus and Luna, in the Elevator, With a Deck of Cards. It really isn’t what it sounds like. Or maybe it is.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2014/11/05       Updated: 2014/11/05      Word Count: 706

Quidditch Trials [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 3]
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Original Character, Rose Weasley, Scorpius Malfoy
Genres: Friendship, General, post-DH/DH compliant     Warnings: none
Summary: Rose is full of fight, and she’s not too bad at strategy, either. But sometimes, it takes an operator to seal the deal. A sequel to ‘A Credit to Their Houses,’ amid the action of ‘Man Behind the Curtain.’
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2014/10/25       Updated: 2014/10/25      Word Count: 4923

Man Behind the Curtain [K (G)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 12]
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Name Withheld (surprise), Rose Weasley
Genres: Friendship, General, post-DH/DH compliant     Warnings: none
Summary: Summary: Rose’s ambition was straightforward: to be the youngest Keeper ever on a House team and to go professional one day. A sequel to ‘A Credit to Their Houses,’ prior to ‘A New Deal: Fog Lifts.’
Chapters: 5      Completed: Yes       Published: 2014/10/15       Updated: 2014/10/24      Word Count: 4683

Dracpunzel [T (PG-13)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 71] Favorite - 4
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Malfoy Manor
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Malfoy, Original Character, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate Universe, Humor, Parody     Warnings: none
Summary: Once upon a time, Lucius Malfoy decided to execute a tediously convoluted scheme that went (from his perspective, at least) ridiculously wrong. That really narrows it down, doesn’t it?
Chapters: 17      Completed: Yes       Published: 2013/11/12       Updated: 2014/10/10      Word Count: 23092

Mine [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 2]
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: Drama, post-DH/DH compliant, Snapshot     Warnings: none
Summary: One of those scenes that come like a vision, out of nowhere and going wherever the reader imagines.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2014/09/12       Updated: 2014/09/12      Word Count: 1660

A New Deal: Fog Lifts [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 12]
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Malfoy Manor
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, James Potter, James Potter (son of Harry), Ronald Weasley, Rose Weasley, Scorpius Malfoy
Genres: General, post-DH/DH compliant, Snapshot     Warnings: none
Summary: There was that time Scorpius was lost in the fog... another sequel to 'A Credit to Their Houses.'
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2014/02/12       Updated: 2014/02/12      Word Count: 4701

Recovery Continues: Believing is Seeing [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 8] Favorite - 3
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Characters: Angelina Johnson, Arthur Weasley, Bill Weasley, Charlie Weasley, George Weasley, Ginevra Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Other Canon Witch/Wizard, Percy Weasley, Ronald Weasley
Genres: Drama, General, post-DH/DH compliant, Psychological, Snapshot     Warnings: **DH SPOILERS**
Summary: Not all scars are visible. The most insignificant event could trigger a flashback… or healing. A sequel to ‘A Credit to Their Houses,’ chronologically just after the end of chapter 6.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2014/02/05       Updated: 2014/02/05      Word Count: 5098

A Credit to Their Houses [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 61] Favorite - 5
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Malfoy Manor
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Astoria Greengrass, Draco Malfoy, James Potter, James Potter (son of Harry), Original Character, Other Canon Witch/Wizard, Rose Weasley, Scorpius Malfoy
Genres: Friendship, General, post-DH/DH compliant, Snapshot     Warnings: **DH SPOILERS**
Summary: Two little wizards and one little witch meet in the Hogwarts Express on their way to their first school term. This story can stand alone, with no reference to any other fanfiction; however, it was written with the intent of taking up the narrative from the end of ‘In Your Debt,’ as the title implies.
Chapters: 7      Completed: Yes       Published: 2013/09/17       Updated: 2014/01/25      Word Count: 28988

In Your Debt [MA (NC-17)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 83] Favorite - 14
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Characters: Andromeda (Black) Tonks, Astoria Greengrass, Draco Malfoy, Ginevra Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Malfoy, Original Character, Other Canon Witch/Wizard, Remus Lupin, Ronald Weasley, Teddy Remus Lupin
Genres: Drama, post-DH/DH compliant, Romance, Slash     Warnings: (None)
Summary: We don’t really know what a ‘life debt’ involves. That’s what all those spaces between the lines are for. Originally posted in the H/D Canon Fest October 2011.
Chapters: 16      Completed: Yes       Published: 2012/04/05       Updated: 2012/06/27      Word Count: 70265

Teaching Them Well [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 3] Favorite - 1
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Original Character, Ronald Weasley
Genres: Epilogue, What Epilogue?, Friendship, Humor, Romance, Slash, Snapshot     Warnings: none
Summary: Draco makes sure the younger set is educated in all those necessary things that sometimes get overlooked in school. More silly, domestic fluff from the universe of ‘Just Do It Yourself’ and ‘Talking Him Into It.’
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2011/10/14       Updated: 2011/10/14      Word Count: 1729

Our Cousin the Wizard [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 17] Favorite - 3
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Dudley Dursley, Ginevra Weasley, Harry Potter, Lily Potter (daughter of Harry), Original Character, Petunia (Evans) Dursley
Genres: Drama, General, post-DH/DH compliant, Snapshot     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Life is easier when you can reconcile yourself to the peculiarities within your own family.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2011/09/16       Updated: 2011/09/16      Word Count: 2717

O.o.T.P. [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 9] Favorite - 2
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Arthur Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy
Genres: Friendship, General, Humor, post-DH/DH compliant     Warnings: none
Summary: Secret Societies are an established aspect of the canon world. Mention of lots of canon and could-be-canon pairings; should-be-canon premise…
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2011/08/26       Updated: 2011/08/26      Word Count: 2278

Talking Him Into It [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 2] Favorite - 1
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: Humor, Romance, Slash     Warnings: (None)
Summary: For everyone who has yet to consume their recommended daily allowance of fluff, I give you a little domestic scene. Can be considered part of the same universe as ‘Just do it Yourself,’ but stands alone, with no common plotline.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2011/07/29       Updated: 2011/07/29      Word Count: 1701

Bed Side/Manor [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 4] Favorite - 1
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Malfoy Manor
Characters: Neville Longbottom, Original Character, Scorpius Malfoy
Genres: General, Snapshot     Warnings: none
Summary: It’s good to know where you can get an honest opinion. Al & Scorp universe sometime in year six, both gen and slash story arcs.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2009/08/23       Updated: 2009/08/23      Word Count: 2409

The Way to a Man’s Heart [K (G)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 11] Favorite - 5
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Malfoy Manor
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Scorpius Malfoy
Genres: General, post-DH/DH, compliant, Snapshot     Warnings: none
Summary: Was a tummy supposed to look like that? Why did no one tell Draco these things?
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2009/07/11       Updated: 2009/07/11      Word Count: 727

The Lesson At Hand [K (G)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 9] Favorite - 4
Category: LJ COMMUNITIES > Picture of a Man
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Harry Potter
Genres: Drama, General, post-DH/DH, compliant, Snapshot     Warnings: none
Summary: Albus Severus Potter wonders why the sleeves on Daddy’s robes are so long.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2009/05/09       Updated: 2009/05/09      Word Count: 662

Imagen de Hombre: La Boca (Image/Likeness of a Man: The Mouth) [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 3] Favorite - 1
Category: LJ COMMUNITIES > Picture of a Man
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: General, Romance, Slash, Snapshot     Warnings: none
Summary: For the ‘Picture of a Man’ project started by RedOrchid and Lariope. Assigned body part: Mouth.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2009/05/09       Updated: 2009/05/09      Word Count: 711

The ‘End’ Justifies the ‘Mean’ [T (PG-13)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 10] Favorite - 6
Category: LJ COMMUNITIES > Picture of a Man
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Shrieking Shack
Characters: Alastor (Mad-Eye) Moody, Albus Dumbledore, Arthur Weasley, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Molly Weasley, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, Severus Snape, Sirius Black
Genres: General, Humor, Parody, Snapshot     Warnings: none
Summary: For the Picture of a Man project. Because—let’s face it—a story about an arse just BEGS to be crackfic. Gen and ridiculous.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2009/05/09       Updated: 2009/05/09      Word Count: 466

Thumb, Sinister [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 5] Favorite - 2
Category: LJ COMMUNITIES > Picture of a Man
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Azkaban Prison
Characters: Lucius Malfoy, Tom Riddle (Voldemort)
Genres: Drama, General, Snapshot     Warnings: none
Summary: This is probably a bit more specificity than the project calls for, but I couldn’t resist the wordplay involved in writing a story centered on the left thumb. Yes. I am wired slightly differently. How kind of you to notice.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2009/05/09       Updated: 2009/05/09      Word Count: 412

You Have (Gen) [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 3] Favorite - 4
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Name Withheld (surprise)
Genres: Angst, Drama, General, Snapshot     Warnings: none
Summary: Ninth Gen installment in the series unintentionally begun by ‘Do Not Enter.’ Scorpius faces a challenge with which Albus cannot help him. Albus finds someone to talk to while his friend awaits fate.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2009/04/11       Updated: 2009/04/11      Word Count: 1756

You Have (Slash) [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 4] Favorite - 2
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Name Withheld (surprise)
Genres: Angst, Drama, Slash, Snapshot     Warnings: none
Summary: Scorpius faces a challenge with which Albus cannot help him. Albus finds someone to talk to while his friend awaits fate. Eleventh installment in the Slash arc of the series unintentionally begun by ‘Do Not Enter.’
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2009/04/11       Updated: 2009/04/11      Word Count: 1797

Never Have (Gen) [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 3] Favorite - 2
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Scorpius Malfoy
Genres: Angst, Drama, General, Snapshot     Warnings: none
Summary: Scorpius has never wanted to disappoint his father. Companion piece to ‘You Have,’ the tenth installment in gen arc the Al & Scorp series.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2009/04/11       Updated: 2009/04/11      Word Count: 958

Never Have (Slash) [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 5] Favorite - 2
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Scorpius Malfoy
Genres: Angst, Drama, Snapshot     Warnings: none
Summary: Scorpius has never wanted to disappoint his father. Companion piece to ‘You Have,’ the twelfth installment in the slash arc of the Al & Scorp series.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2009/04/11       Updated: 2009/04/11      Word Count: 950

Ruffled Fathers and a Lot of Grousing: Harry and Draco’s Halloween [M (R)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 62] Favorite - 29
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Lily Potter (daughter of Harry), Luna Lovegood, Millicent Bulstrode, Original Character, Scorpius Malfoy
Genres: General, Humor, Romance, Slash, Smut     Warnings: none
Summary: Can two divorcees, having been costumed against their will by their offspring, both attend a Halloween party without driving each other crazy? Let’s hope not.
Chapters: 7      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/10/31       Updated: 2008/12/14      Word Count: 35735

SoulS/plit [T (PG-13)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 7] Favorite - 2
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Scorpius Malfoy
Genres: Drama, post-DH/DH, compliant, Romance, Snapshot, Slash     Warnings: Slash, Lite, (not, explicit)
Summary: Albus Severus Potter may have a Horcrux… If so, he's not alone. Sequel to 'No Play.' Slash, most certainly slash.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/10/07       Updated: 2008/10/07      Word Count: 1372

No Play [MA (NC-17)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 6] Favorite - 2
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Scorpius Malfoy
Genres: Erotica, post-DH/DH, compliant, Romance, Slash     Warnings: none
Summary: Slash Arc, Al and Scorp Show universe, early sixth year. Scorpius cites the old saying about all work and no play. Albus Severus counters convincingly with the advantages of taking everything quite seriously… (For those who have been patiently waiting for some action between incredibly pretty boys!) Fairly explicit slash. Don't say I didn't warn you!
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/10/06       Updated: 2008/10/06      Word Count: 3191

Where We Belong [M (R)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 8] Favorite - 3
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Romance, Slash     Warnings: none
Summary: Drabble to accompany art (and such eloquent art!) Thank you, Red_Rahl, for the inspiration. :)
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/10/05       Updated: 2008/10/05      Word Count: 339

Seeing His Way Clear [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 8] Favorite - 3
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Hugo Weasley, Scorpius Malfoy
Genres: General, Humor, post-DH/DH, compliant, Snapshot     Warnings: none
Summary: Hugo intervenes. Set in the ‘Al and Scorp Show’ universe, circa fifth year—fits both the Gen and Slash story arcs.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/09/06       Updated: 2008/09/06      Word Count: 668

Day of the Frog Lady [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 8] Favorite - 6
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Original Character
Genres: Epilogue, What, Epilogue?, General, Humor, Snapshot     Warnings: none
Summary: Harry is cornered. The Frog Lady is relentless. Draco is sympathetic, but Saving People is just not his Thing. Pumpkin Ale may not make everything better, but it can’t hurt.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/09/05       Updated: 2008/09/05      Word Count: 4360

Xenial, After a Fashion (Gen Story Arc) [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 7] Favorite - 3
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Hugo Weasley, Scorpius Malfoy, Severus Snape
Genres: Angst, General, Humor, post-DH/DH, compliant, Snapshot     Warnings: **DH SPOILERS**
Summary: He isn’t used to having welcome houseguests. But he’s adapting. Episode 7 of The Al & Scorp Show, Gen story arc.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/09/02       Updated: 2008/09/02      Word Count: 1850

Xenial, After a Fashion (Slash Story Arc) [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 5] Favorite - 3
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Hugo Weasley, Scorpius Malfoy, Severus Snape
Genres: Drama, General, Humor, post-DH/DH, compliant, Snapshot     Warnings: **DH SPOILERS**
Summary: He isn’t used to having welcome houseguests. But he’s adapting. Episode 7 of The Al & Scorp Show, Slash story arc. (Sincere apologies for not depicting any actual slash in this episode!)
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/09/02       Updated: 2008/09/02      Word Count: 1715

Menage a... Deux? [T (PG-13)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 80] Favorite - 36
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Luna Lovegood, Name Withheld (surprise)
Genres: Alternate, Universe, Epilogue, What, Epilogue?, Erotica, Humor     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Luna Lovegood is experimenting. Draco Malfoy picks a hell of a time to interrupt. If you crave profundity, this will not satisfy, but if you’d like a little whine with your cheese, you’ve come to the right place. Completely AU—because it’s fun that way!
Chapters: 5      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/07/26       Updated: 2008/07/28      Word Count: 14022

Nonpareil [T (PG-13)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 8] Favorite - 8
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: Drama, Erotica, post-DH/DH, compliant, Romance, Slash     Warnings: Slash, Lite, (not, explicit)
Summary: Jazz, the scent of café au lait, and muddy damp (with sharp undertones of two forms of used liquor) fill the evening air. We must be in New Orleans. Third in the series begun with ‘Standee’ and ‘Variance of Gravity’ and proof that a public seduction need not involve so much as a kiss…
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/06/27       Updated: 2008/06/27      Word Count: 5543

In Gratitude [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 10] Favorite - 5
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Hermione Granger, Lily Potter (daughter of Harry), Scorpius Malfoy, Severus Snape
Genres: General, Humor, post-DH/DH, compliant     Warnings: none
Summary: Lily Potter is a thoughtful young lady. If Albus Severus and Scorpius spend enough time with her, some of it may rub off on them. Sixth installment in the Al & Scorp show. Completely Gen in content, fits both the Gen and the Slash story arcs.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/06/24       Updated: 2008/06/24      Word Count: 1621

Variance of Gravity [MA (NC-17)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 12] Favorite - 7
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: Erotica, Romance, Slash, Smut     Warnings: none
Summary: Sometimes, when you grasp at ‘normal,’ you find tea and reality instead. Sequel to ‘Standee.’
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/05/28       Updated: 2008/05/28      Word Count: 4772

Loser Take All [M (R)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 8]
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: Epilogue, What, Epilogue?, Romance, Smut, Snapshot, Slash     Warnings: none
Summary: Harry and Draco return to Hogwarts to settle a bet. (This story exists because the wonderfully talented Red_Rahl drew the boys in a position of excruciating sexiness up in the Quidditch stands... then wondered aloud how they got there.)
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/05/17       Updated: 2008/05/17      Word Count: 1101

Platinumlocks and the Three Gryffindors [T (PG-13)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 13] Favorite - 6
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ronald Weasley
Genres: Alternate, Universe, Epilogue, What, Epilogue?, Humor, Parody, Smut, Slash, Slash     Warnings: Slash, Lite, (not, explicit)
Summary: Harry is good for more than just cooking. HermioneWeasley dared me to write a perverted HP fairy tale. What I wrote follows, and how I feel about it is neatly summed up in the Author’s Note.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/05/17       Updated: 2008/05/17      Word Count: 1598

Shimmering Slytherin Green Tearaways of DOOM [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 12] Favorite - 1
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Category: CHALLENGES >
Category: Off-Site Challenges > Potter Place Fun
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Horace Slughorn, Hugo Weasley, Scorpius Malfoy
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drabble/100-Word, General, Humor, post-DH/DH, compliant     Warnings: none
Summary: The boys have a plan. HermioneWeasley, your dares will be the death of me yet. More TPP chat room nonsense!
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/05/03       Updated: 2008/05/03      Word Count: 269

Uniformly Brave (Gen story arc) [T (PG-13)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 5] Favorite - 5
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Original Character, Scorpius Malfoy, Severus Snape
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, General, post-DH/DH, compliant     Warnings: **DH SPOILERS**
Summary: Episode 5 of the Al & Scorp Show (gen version.) True loyalty dies hard. So do old habits. Albus and Scorpius take refuge in the Shrieking Shack and prepare for a fight. (Like the rest of the series, this story leaped from my head one wintry day, Athena-like—fully formed and ready to do battle—with two separate story arcs.)
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/04/30       Updated: 2008/04/30      Word Count: 2568

Uniformly Brave (Slash story arc) [T (PG-13)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 6] Favorite - 4
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Original Character, Scorpius Malfoy, Severus Snape
Genres: Action/Adventure, General, post-DH/DH, compliant, Romance, Slash     Warnings: **DH, SPOILERS**, Slash, Lite, (not, explicit)
Summary: Episode 5 of The Al & Scorp Show (slash version.) True loyalty dies hard. So do old habits. Albus and Scorpius take refuge in the Shrieking Shack and prepare for a fight. Part of a series that leaped from my head one wintry day, Athena-like—fully formed and ready to do battle. With two separate story arcs.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/04/30       Updated: 2008/04/30      Word Count: 2431

You Have Got To Be Kidding! [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 9] Favorite - 2
Category: CHALLENGES > Off-Site Challenges > Potter Place Fun
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Scorpius Malfoy
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, General, Humor     Warnings: none
Summary: Harry is tired of emergency Floo-calls. In response to GeminiScorpio's dare prompt in TPP Chat Truth or Dare!
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/04/19       Updated: 2008/04/19      Word Count: 169

Just Do It Yourself [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 11] Favorite - 2
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: Alternate, Universe, Epilogue, What, Epilogue?, General, Humor, Romance, Snapshot, Slash     Warnings: Slash, Lite, (not, explicit)
Summary: Harry forgot to do the laundry, but that has almost nothing to do with the story. Fluff-without-plot! Woohoo!
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/04/09       Updated: 2008/04/09      Word Count: 1495

Question of Identity [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 10] Favorite - 4
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Characters: Angelina Johnson, Fred Weasley, George Weasley
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, General, Mystery/Suspense, Psychological, Snapshot     Warnings: **DH SPOILERS**, Self-Mutilation
Summary: No one can really tell twins apart.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/04/05       Updated: 2008/04/05      Word Count: 709

Standee [M (R)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 14] Favorite - 16
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: Drama, Erotica, Romance, Slash, Smut, Snapshot     Warnings: Adultery
Summary: The Underground gets crowded. Standing room only can be too close for comfort.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/04/04       Updated: 2008/04/04      Word Count: 4639

Once Upon a Window Pane [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 18] Favorite - 9
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, James Potter, James Potter (son of Harry), Lily Potter (daughter of Harry), Neville Longbottom, Original Character, Scorpius Malfoy, Severus Snape
Genres: General, Humor, post-DH/DH, compliant     Warnings: none
Summary: Al wants Lily’s opinion, the Shrieking Shack wants a little cheer, Scorpius wants someone—anyone—to come to his rescue, and Professor Longbottom wants a potion for the headache. A certain ghost didn’t realize he wanted anything—until he got it.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/03/21       Updated: 2008/03/21      Word Count: 3479

Yule be Sorry [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 9] Favorite - 8
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Scorpius Malfoy, Severus Snape
Genres: General, Humor, Snapshot     Warnings: none
Summary: The Shrieking Shack is where Albus and Scorpius always seem to deal with life’s little crises. No matter how inane.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/03/14       Updated: 2008/03/14      Word Count: 2082

Elixir [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 14] Favorite - 6
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Name Withheld (surprise), Scorpius Malfoy
Genres: Action/Adventure, General, Humor, Snapshot     Warnings: none
Summary: Albus and Scorpius plan on brewing something. Trouble, most likely.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/01/04       Updated: 2008/01/04      Word Count: 1593

Games We Play: The Rules Change [MA (NC-17)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 10] Favorite - 10
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginevra Weasley, Harry Potter
Genres: Alternate, Universe, Drama, Erotica, Romance, Smut, Slash     Warnings: BDSM, Lite, (not, explicit), Explicit, Sexual, Content, Menage-a-Trois
Summary: Summary: Even headlong flight from death and the need to plan an emergency rescue can’t stop the game. But someone, it seems, has a change of rules in mind—and as usual, he isn’t telling his lovers why. Sequel to Games We Play, which should probably be read first. Story was begun (then forgotten) before DH came out, and the author sees no need to ruin perfectly serviceable smut in mere reaction to canon.
Chapters: 2      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/12/05       Updated: 2007/12/28      Word Count: 8239

Do Not Enter: Off Limits to Students [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 19] Favorite - 8
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Name Withheld (surprise), Scorpius Malfoy
Genres: General, Humor, post-DH/DH, compliant, post-HBP/HBP, compliant     Warnings: **DH SPOILERS**
Summary: The best way to get a child to do something is to tell them not to do it. Albus and Scorpius are living proof. Fortunately, God—or one of his agents—looks out for fools and children. And foolish children… (Can be read as ‘pre-slash’ if desired, but friendship only is depicted.)
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/12/18       Updated: 2007/12/18      Word Count: 1742

When You Just Can’t Scratch That Itch… [M (R)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 10] Favorite - 5
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Millicent Bulstrode, Name Withheld (surprise), Pansy Parkinson
Genres: Alternate, Universe, Humor, Romance, Smut, Slash     Warnings: BDSM, Lite, (not, explicit), Menage-a-Trois, Slash, Lite, (not, explicit)
Summary: Sort of bondage-y. Sort of slashy. Sort of crazy. Pay no attention to the clichéd setup behind the curtain. Just enjoy the pretty, naked people.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/11/25       Updated: 2007/11/25      Word Count: 4284

For His Angel [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 11] Favorite - 6
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Azkaban Prison
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Bellatrix Lestrange, Draco Malfoy, Eileen (Prince) Snape, Harry Potter, Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Malfoy, Regulus Black, Severus Snape, Tobias Snape
Genres: Drama, General, post-HBP/HBP, compliant     Warnings: none
Summary: Have you ever wondered why Snape made that unbreakable vow to Narcissa without hesitation? A series of vignettes, illustrating how a sympathetic Slytherin prefect helped a scared, awkward first year adjust to the realities of life in Slytherin House, suggest a possible answer... (Before we get the real one and all this speculation is shot.)
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/07/13       Updated: 2007/07/13      Word Count: 5655

Keeping Up Appearances with Umbridge [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 5] Favorite - 4
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Azkaban Prison
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Avery (Death Eater), Bellatrix Lestrange, Crabbe (Death Eater), Dolores Jane Umbridge, Goyle (Death Eater), Lucius Malfoy, Peter Pettigrew, Rabastan Lestrange, Rodolphus Lestrange, Severus Snape, Walden Macnair
Genres: Alternate, Universe, General, Humor, Parody     Warnings: none
Summary: Umbridge is not a Death Eater. Really. This is what happens when you've been watching too much 'Keeping Up Appearances' while reading Potter_Place postings.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/07/11       Updated: 2007/07/11      Word Count: 1109

All Sycophants (or, how to get ahead if your head isn’t the best) sung to ‘All Star’ by Smash Mouth [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 8] Favorite - 1
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Podcast Filk Challenge
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Gregory Goyle, Vincent Crabbe
Genres: General, Humor     Warnings: none
Summary: Summary: There is no excuse for this filk. Except that the song got stuck in my head and Crabbe and Goyle decided to wander by just then.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/06/30       Updated: 2007/06/30      Word Count: 400

Moaning Myrtle's Mambo Number 5 (sung to Lou Bega’s Mambo #5) [T (PG-13)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 13] Favorite - 2
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Podcast Filk Challenge
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Moaning Myrtle
Genres: General, Humor     Warnings: none
Summary: Summary: Moaning Myrtle. Mambo #5. Do I really have to go on? Good, clean, er, lewd fun!
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/06/29       Updated: 2007/06/29      Word Count: 699

Far From a Crowd [MA (NC-17)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 10] Favorite - 6
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Ginevra Weasley, Name Withheld (surprise)
Genres: Humor, Smut, Slash     Warnings: Menage-a-Trois
Summary: Ginny and Harry have a little afternoon delight planned… what happens when it’s not Harry who walks through the bedroom door?
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/06/08       Updated: 2007/06/08      Word Count: 2415

Before the Fairy God-Jarvey [T (PG-13)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 29] Favorite - 6
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Original Character
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, General, Humor     Warnings: none
Summary: How, precisely, does a Jarvey become a Fairy God-Jarvey? The answers are all here, from the origin of the name Regina P. Fletcher (including why it’s shortened to Reggie instead of Gina), to why Reggie speaks Spanish. Please note—in the time-honored tradition of stories involving animals, this contains a substantial share of sadness. But for those who’ve become fond of Reggie through ‘The Fairy God-Jarvey Chronicles,’ I hope it will be worthwhile to learn how one plucky little runt survived it all to become the Fairy God-Jarvey.
Chapters: 5      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/04/24       Updated: 2007/05/15      Word Count: 21201

Games We Play [MA (NC-17)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 8] Favorite - 10
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Malfoy Manor
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginevra Weasley, Harry Potter
Genres: Drama, Erotica, post-HBP/HBP, compliant, Smut, Slash     Warnings: Menage-a-Trois
Summary: Snape says he doesn't care how Draco gets information to the Order while they are in hiding, so long as the information reaches its destination. Of course, if Snape knew exactly how it was being done, and with whom, he might just slip a gear...
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/03/17       Updated: 2007/03/18      Word Count: 2958

The Fairy God-Jarvey's Apprentice [M (R)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 129] Favorite - 36
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Hermione Granger, Original Character, Severus Snape
Genres: General, Humor, Parody, post-HBP/HBP, compliant, Romance     Warnings: none
Summary: Third installment in the 'Fairy God-Jarvey Chronicles.' (For the record, I, too, cringe at the pretentiousness of calling them that.) As a Master Fairy God-Jarvey, Regina Fletcher gets an apprentice. However, it's going to take more than two Fairy God-Thingies to rescue Severus' and Hermione's wedding. So, if said thingies needed reinforcements... whom would they deputize?
Chapters: 12      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/11/15       Updated: 2007/03/08      Word Count: 79348

Mother Knows Best [T (PG-13)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 11] Favorite - 2
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Malfoy Manor
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginevra Weasley, Harry Potter, Narcissa Malfoy
Genres: Alternate, Universe, General, Humor, Parody, Romance, Slash     Warnings: Slash, Lite, (not, explicit)
Summary: Narcissa has a new hobby--and Draco isn't terribly pleased. Is it possible to take the parental privilege of embarrassing one's child a little too far?
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/01/23       Updated: 2007/01/23      Word Count: 1370

His Succubus [M (R)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 13] Favorite - 6
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Harry Potter
Genres: Angst, Drama, Snapshot     Warnings: Character Death
Summary: He had a visitor--again. As usual, she wouldn't take 'no' for an answer.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/01/01       Updated: 2007/01/02      Word Count: 732

Things in Common [T (PG-13)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 13] Favorite - 6
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Angst, Drama, General, post-HBP/HBP, compliant     Warnings: Character Death
Summary: When one's world is smoke and ashes, comfort comes from the most unlikely places. Please note: no fluff here. I leave it to your interpretation as to whether there's hope.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/09/03       Updated: 2006/09/05      Word Count: 1389

Let Someone ELSE Tell You About the Birds and the Bees [T (PG-13)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 151] Favorite - 100
Category: CHALLENGES > Off-Site Challenges > The Sex Ed Challenge
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Augusta (Gran) Longbottom, Charlie Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Filius Flitwick, Ginevra Weasley, Gregory Goyle, Hannah Abbott, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood, Millicent Bulstrode, Minerva McGonagall, Neville Longbottom, Original Character, Padma Patil, Pansy Parkinson, Pomona Sprout, Professor Binns, Professor Sinistra, Professor Vector, Remus Lupin, Rolanda Hooch, Ronald Weasley, Severus Snape, Sibyll Trelawney, Susan Bones, Terry Boot
Genres: General, Humor, Mystery/Suspense, Parody, Romance, Smut     Warnings: none
Summary: Do you mean to say that there might be issues with sex at a coeducational boarding school? (Gasp!) And someone might, just might, be upset enough to demand that the school start teaching where little wizards and witches come from? In response to the Sex Ed Challenge at Potter Place, the wildest parody I can devise that does not involve a Jarvey. AU--oh, so goofily AU!
Chapters: 9      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/07/16       Updated: 2006/08/19      Word Count: 47843

Measuring Up [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 18] Favorite - 8
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, General, Humor     Warnings: none
Summary: A conversation between Severus and Hermione about just what, exactly, he's been looking at on their computer. Not sure if this has been done before, but it might be passable for blowing off steam between longer stories!
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/08/06       Updated: 2006/08/06      Word Count: 402

The Ring on Her Finger [T (PG-13)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 16] Favorite - 18
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Original Character, Severus Snape
Genres: General, Romance     Warnings: none
Summary: What's in an engagement ring? Love? Commitment? Maybe even a touch of destiny? A companion piece to the story, 'Return of the Fairy God-Jarvey,' though it is not necessary to have read any part of that series to follow this story.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/07/11       Updated: 2006/07/13      Word Count: 6406

How Argus Filch Got Wild, Got Laid, and Got His Magic [T (PG-13)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 16] Favorite - 8
Category: CHALLENGES > Off-Site Challenges > How Filch Found His Firepower Challenge
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Argus Filch, Firenze, Hermione Granger, Lavender Brown, Mrs. Norris, Sibyll Trelawney
Genres: General, Humor, Parody, Romance     Warnings: none
Summary: Sadly, the title is the best part of this story. Lavender Brown gets in a tight spot. Can she get out of it by making a deal with the devil? No? Okay, how about a deal with Filch? (I almost added 'angst' to the description on that account!) In the process, Argus Filch gets his magic and squicks the living snot out of you, the reader! Doesn't that sound fun?
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/06/28       Updated: 2006/07/01      Word Count: 5178

Rhyme and Unreason [M (R)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 21] Favorite - 19
Category: CHALLENGES > Off-Site Challenges > Limerick Hex Challenge
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Minerva McGonagall, Neville Longbottom, Remus Lupin, Severus Snape
Genres: Humor, Parody, Romance     Warnings: none
Summary: "Sev and 'Mione were hexed most severe Not much space for plot there, my dear Limerick form's not inviting To logically writing And still squeezing lemons in there"
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/06/27       Updated: 2006/06/29      Word Count: 7708

Return of the Fairy God-Jarvey [M (R)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 48] Favorite - 35
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Humor, Parody, Romance     Warnings: none
Summary: Sequel to 'Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey.' Hermione mistakes Severus' intimations that he would like to deepen their relationship for just the opposite, and unintentionally pushes him away. With their relationship needlessly on the rocks, it's Regina Fletcher, to the rescue! More wacky fluff, with a dash of fluffy angst!
Chapters: 7      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/06/12       Updated: 2006/06/28      Word Count: 42541

Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey [M (R)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 53] Favorite - 64
Category: CHALLENGES > Off-Site Challenges > Makeover SexGod!Snape Challenge
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape
Genres: Humor, Parody, Romance     Warnings: none
Summary: Snape is getting a makeover. Why, you ask? Well, wouldn't you, if offered one by a Fairy God-Jarvey? Inspired by the SexGod!Snape Challenge.
Chapters: 4      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/03/29       Updated: 2006/04/05      Word Count: 18238



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