My Bio
Mostly Harmless! Though I have to admit, I'm even stranger than I appear. ;-) There's a pile of unbeta'd stuff on my LJ (dracfic) if you're interested in Raw, Untamed, fanfic. Believe it or not, "How Argus Filch Got Wild, Got Laid, and Got His Magic" has been rec'ed by Know It Alls! It's true! They gave me this pretty lil' ribbon and everything! And in March 2007, they saw fit to likewise reccommend (as an antidote to angst) the story that started it all, 'Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey'--just in time for the first anniversary of that story's posting! *hugs Harm* (I also have to admit that 'mostly harmless' may not be the most apt description of a member of the Mad Chatters...)   
Finally, I just have to say... Storyville. If you were there, you know what I mean. |
| | Penname: | dracontia
[Contact Me] | | Member Since: | 2006/03/10 | | Favored Skin: | GraphicLite | | My Website: | http://dracfic.livejournal.com/ | | Also Archived at: | The Hex Files, Sycophant Hex | | A Favorite Author of: | 127 | | Reviews Posted: | 54 |
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Stories by dracontia
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In Your Debt [MA (NC-17)] by dracontia
 [Reviews - 79] Favorite - 12 |
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Characters: Andromeda (Black) Tonks, Astoria Greengrass, Draco Malfoy, Ginevra Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Malfoy, Original Character, Other Canon Witch/Wizard, Remus Lupin, Ronald Weasley, Teddy Remus Lupin
Genres: Drama, post-DH/DH compliant, Romance, Slash Warnings: (None)
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Summary: We don’t really know what a ‘life debt’ involves. That’s what all those spaces between the lines are for. Originally posted in the H/D Canon Fest October 2011. |
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Chapters: 16 Completed: Yes Published: 2012/04/05 Updated: 2012/06/27 Word Count: 70265 |
Teaching Them Well [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 3] |
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Original Character, Ronald Weasley
Genres: Epilogue, What Epilogue?, Friendship, Humor, Romance, Slash, Snapshot Warnings: none
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Summary: Draco makes sure the younger set is educated in all those necessary things that sometimes get overlooked in school. More silly, domestic fluff from the universe of ‘Just Do It Yourself’ and ‘Talking Him Into It.’ |
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2011/10/14 Updated: 2011/10/14 Word Count: 1729 |
Our Cousin the Wizard [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 14] Favorite - 2 |
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Dudley Dursley, Ginevra Weasley, Harry Potter, Lily Potter (daughter of Harry), Original Character, Petunia (Evans) Dursley
Genres: Drama, General, post-DH/DH compliant, Snapshot Warnings: (None)
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Summary: Life is easier when you can reconcile yourself to the peculiarities within your own family. |
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2011/09/16 Updated: 2011/09/16 Word Count: 2717 |
O.o.T.P. [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 9] Favorite - 2 |
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Arthur Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy
Genres: Friendship, General, Humor, post-DH/DH compliant Warnings: none
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Summary: Secret Societies are an established aspect of the canon world. Mention of lots of canon and could-be-canon pairings; should-be-canon premise… |
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2011/08/26 Updated: 2011/08/26 Word Count: 2278 |
Talking Him Into It [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 2] Favorite - 1 |
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: Humor, Romance, Slash Warnings: (None)
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Summary: For everyone who has yet to consume their recommended daily allowance of fluff, I give you a little domestic scene. Can be considered part of the same universe as ‘Just do it Yourself,’ but stands alone, with no common plotline. |
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2011/07/29 Updated: 2011/07/29 Word Count: 1702 |
The Way to a Man’s Heart [K (G)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 11] Favorite - 4 |
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Malfoy Manor
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Scorpius Malfoy
Genres: General, post-DH/DH, compliant, Snapshot Warnings: none
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Summary: Was a tummy supposed to look like that? Why did no one tell Draco these things? |
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2009/07/11 Updated: 2009/07/11 Word Count: 727 |
The ‘End’ Justifies the ‘Mean’ [T (PG-13)] by dracontia
 [Reviews - 10] Favorite - 6 |
Category: LJ COMMUNITIES > Picture of a Man
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Shrieking Shack
Characters: Alastor (Mad-Eye) Moody, Albus Dumbledore, Arthur Weasley, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Molly Weasley, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, Severus Snape, Sirius Black
Genres: General, Humor, Parody, Snapshot Warnings: none
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Summary: For the Picture of a Man project. Because—let’s face it—a story about an arse just BEGS to be crackfic. Gen and ridiculous. |
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2009/05/09 Updated: 2009/05/09 Word Count: 466 |
Thumb, Sinister [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 5] Favorite - 2 |
Category: LJ COMMUNITIES > Picture of a Man
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Azkaban Prison
Characters: Lucius Malfoy, Tom Riddle (Voldemort)
Genres: Drama, General, Snapshot Warnings: none
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Summary: This is probably a bit more specificity than the project calls for, but I couldn’t resist the wordplay involved in writing a story centered on the left thumb. Yes. I am wired slightly differently. How kind of you to notice. |
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2009/05/09 Updated: 2009/05/09 Word Count: 412 |
You Have (Gen) [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 3] Favorite - 3 |
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Name Withheld (surprise)
Genres: Angst, Drama, General, post-DH/DH, compliant, Snapshot Warnings: none
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Summary: Ninth--approximately--in the series unintentionally begun by ‘Do Not Enter.’ Scorpius faces a challenge with which Albus cannot help him. Albus finds someone to talk to while his friend awaits fate. Gen story arc. |
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2009/04/11 Updated: 2009/04/11 Word Count: 1749 |
You Have (Slash) [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 4] Favorite - 2 |
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Name Withheld (surprise)
Genres: Angst, Drama, post-DH/DH, compliant, Snapshot, Slash Warnings: Slash, Lite, (not, explicit)
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Summary: Scorpius faces a challenge with which Albus cannot help him. Albus finds someone to talk to while his friend awaits fate. Tenth-ish installment in the slash arc of the series unintentionally begun by ‘Do Not Enter.’ |
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2009/04/11 Updated: 2009/04/11 Word Count: 1797 |
Never Have (Gen) [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 2] Favorite - 2 |
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Scorpius Malfoy
Genres: Angst, Drama, General, post-DH/DH, compliant, Snapshot Warnings: none
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Summary: Scorpius has never wanted to disappoint his father. Companion piece to ‘You Have,’ technically the tenth installment in gen arc the Al & Scorp series. |
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2009/04/11 Updated: 2009/04/11 Word Count: 958 |
Never Have (Slash) [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 5] Favorite - 2 |
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Scorpius Malfoy
Genres: Angst, Drama, post-DH/DH, compliant, Snapshot Warnings: none
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Summary: Scorpius has never wanted to disappoint his father. Companion piece to ‘You Have,’ technically the eleventh installment in the slash arc of the Al & Scorp series. |
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2009/04/11 Updated: 2009/04/11 Word Count: 950 |
I Love Slash [T (PG-13)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 7] Favorite - 1 |
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Marcus Flint, Oliver Wood, Other Canon Witch/Wizard, Remus Lupin, Scorpius Malfoy, Severus Snape, Sirius Black, Sirius Black
Genres: Humor, Slash Warnings: Slash, Lite, (not, explicit)
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Summary: An ode to HP Slash, to the tune of ‘I Love Trash’--original music and lyrics by Jeffrey Moss; originally performed by Oscar the Grouch. Your curiosity is piqued, no? |
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2009/03/14 Updated: 2009/03/14 Word Count: 285 |
Ruffled Fathers and a Lot of Grousing: Harry and Draco’s Halloween [M (R)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 56] Favorite - 29 |
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Lily Potter (daughter of Harry), Luna Lovegood, Millicent Bulstrode, Original Character, Scorpius Malfoy
Genres: General, Humor, post-DH/DH, compliant, Romance, Smut, Slash Warnings: **DH, SPOILERS**
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Summary: Can two divorcees, having been costumed against their will by their offspring, both attend a Halloween party without driving each other crazy? Let’s hope not.
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Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes Published: 2008/10/31 Updated: 2008/12/14 Word Count: 35735 |
SoulS/plit [T (PG-13)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 7] Favorite - 2 |
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Scorpius Malfoy
Genres: Drama, post-DH/DH, compliant, Romance, Snapshot, Slash Warnings: Slash, Lite, (not, explicit)
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Summary: Albus Severus Potter may have a Horcrux… If so, he's not alone. Sequel to 'No Play.' Slash, most certainly slash. |
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2008/10/07 Updated: 2008/10/07 Word Count: 1372 |
No Play [MA (NC-17)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 6] Favorite - 2 |
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Scorpius Malfoy
Genres: Erotica, post-DH/DH, compliant, Romance, Slash Warnings: none
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Summary: Slash Arc, Al and Scorp Show universe, early sixth year. Scorpius cites the old saying about all work and no play. Albus Severus counters convincingly with the advantages of taking everything quite seriously… (For those who have been patiently waiting for some action between incredibly pretty boys!) Fairly explicit slash. Don't say I didn't warn you! |
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2008/10/06 Updated: 2008/10/06 Word Count: 3191 |
Where We Belong [M (R)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 8] Favorite - 3 |
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Romance, Slash Warnings: none
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Summary: Drabble to accompany art (and such eloquent art!) Thank you, Red_Rahl, for the inspiration. :) |
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2008/10/05 Updated: 2008/10/05 Word Count: 339 |
Seeing His Way Clear [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 8] Favorite - 2 |
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Hugo Weasley, Scorpius Malfoy
Genres: General, Humor, post-DH/DH, compliant, Snapshot Warnings: none
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Summary: Hugo intervenes. Set in the ‘Al and Scorp Show’ universe, circa fifth year—fits both the Gen and Slash story arcs. |
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2008/09/06 Updated: 2008/09/06 Word Count: 668 |
Day of the Frog Lady [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 8] Favorite - 6 |
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Original Character
Genres: Epilogue, What, Epilogue?, General, Humor, Snapshot Warnings: none
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Summary: Harry is cornered. The Frog Lady is relentless. Draco is sympathetic, but Saving People is just not his Thing. Pumpkin Ale may not make everything better, but it can’t hurt. |
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2008/09/05 Updated: 2008/09/05 Word Count: 4360 |
Xenial, After a Fashion (Gen Story Arc) [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 7] Favorite - 2 |
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Hugo Weasley, Scorpius Malfoy, Severus Snape
Genres: Angst, General, Humor, post-DH/DH, compliant, Snapshot Warnings: **DH SPOILERS**
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Summary: He isn’t used to having welcome houseguests. But he’s adapting. Episode 7 of The Al & Scorp Show, Gen story arc. |
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2008/09/02 Updated: 2008/09/02 Word Count: 1850 |
Xenial, After a Fashion (Slash Story Arc) [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 5] Favorite - 2 |
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Hugo Weasley, Scorpius Malfoy, Severus Snape
Genres: Drama, General, Humor, post-DH/DH, compliant, Snapshot Warnings: **DH SPOILERS**
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Summary: He isn’t used to having welcome houseguests. But he’s adapting. Episode 7 of The Al & Scorp Show, Slash story arc. (Sincere apologies for not depicting any actual slash in this episode!) |
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2008/09/02 Updated: 2008/09/02 Word Count: 1715 |
Menage a... Deux? [T (PG-13)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 79] Favorite - 32 |
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Luna Lovegood, Name Withheld (surprise)
Genres: Alternate, Universe, Epilogue, What, Epilogue?, Erotica, Humor Warnings: (None)
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Summary: Luna Lovegood is experimenting. Draco Malfoy picks a hell of a time to interrupt. If you crave profundity, this will not satisfy, but if you’d like a little whine with your cheese, you’ve come to the right place. Completely AU—because it’s fun that way! |
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Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes Published: 2008/07/26 Updated: 2008/07/28 Word Count: 14022 |
Nonpareil [T (PG-13)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 8] Favorite - 8 |
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: Drama, Erotica, post-DH/DH, compliant, Romance, Slash Warnings: Slash, Lite, (not, explicit)
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Summary: Jazz, the scent of café au lait, and muddy damp (with sharp undertones of two forms of used liquor) fill the evening air. We must be in New Orleans.
Third in the series begun with ‘Standee’ and ‘Variance of Gravity’ and proof that a public seduction need not involve so much as a kiss…
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2008/06/27 Updated: 2008/06/27 Word Count: 5543 |
In Gratitude [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 9] Favorite - 4 |
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Hermione Granger, Lily Potter (daughter of Harry), Scorpius Malfoy, Severus Snape
Genres: General, Humor, post-DH/DH, compliant Warnings: none
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Summary: Lily Potter is a thoughtful young lady. If Albus Severus and Scorpius spend enough time with her, some of it may rub off on them. Sixth installment in the Al & Scorp show. Completely Gen in content, fits both the Gen and the Slash story arcs. |
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2008/06/24 Updated: 2008/06/24 Word Count: 1621 |
Variance of Gravity [MA (NC-17)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 12] Favorite - 7 |
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: Erotica, post-DH/DH, compliant, Romance, Smut Warnings: none
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Summary: Sometimes, when you grasp at ‘normal,’ you find tea and reality instead. Sequel to ‘Standee.’ |
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2008/05/28 Updated: 2008/05/28 Word Count: 4772 |
Loser Take All [M (R)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 8] |
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: Epilogue, What, Epilogue?, Romance, Smut, Snapshot, Slash Warnings: none
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Summary: Harry and Draco return to Hogwarts to settle a bet. (This story exists because the wonderfully talented Red_Rahl drew the boys in a position of excruciating sexiness up in the Quidditch stands... then wondered aloud how they got there.) |
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2008/05/17 Updated: 2008/05/17 Word Count: 1101 |
Platinumlocks and the Three Gryffindors [T (PG-13)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 13] Favorite - 6 |
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ronald Weasley
Genres: Alternate, Universe, Epilogue, What, Epilogue?, Humor, Parody, Smut, Slash, Slash Warnings: Slash, Lite, (not, explicit)
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Summary: Harry is good for more than just cooking. HermioneWeasley dared me to write a perverted HP fairy tale. What I wrote follows, and how I feel about it is neatly summed up in the Author’s Note. |
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2008/05/17 Updated: 2008/05/17 Word Count: 1598 |
Uniformly Brave (Gen story arc) [T (PG-13)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 5] Favorite - 4 |
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Original Character, Scorpius Malfoy, Severus Snape
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, General, post-DH/DH, compliant Warnings: **DH SPOILERS**
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Summary: Episode 5 of the Al & Scorp Show (gen version.) True loyalty dies hard. So do old habits. Albus and Scorpius take refuge in the Shrieking Shack and prepare for a fight. (Like the rest of the series, this story leaped from my head one wintry day, Athena-like—fully formed and ready to do battle—with two separate story arcs.) |
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2008/04/30 Updated: 2008/04/30 Word Count: 2568 |
Uniformly Brave (Slash story arc) [T (PG-13)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 6] Favorite - 3 |
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Original Character, Scorpius Malfoy, Severus Snape
Genres: Action/Adventure, General, post-DH/DH, compliant, Romance, Slash Warnings: **DH, SPOILERS**, Slash, Lite, (not, explicit)
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Summary: Episode 5 of The Al & Scorp Show (slash version.) True loyalty dies hard. So do old habits. Albus and Scorpius take refuge in the Shrieking Shack and prepare for a fight. Part of a series that leaped from my head one wintry day, Athena-like—fully formed and ready to do battle. With two separate story arcs. |
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2008/04/30 Updated: 2008/04/30 Word Count: 2431 |
You Have Got To Be Kidding! [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 9] Favorite - 2 |
Category: CHALLENGES > Off-Site Challenges > Potter Place Fun
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Scorpius Malfoy
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, General, Humor Warnings: none
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Summary: Harry is tired of emergency Floo-calls. In response to GeminiScorpio's dare prompt in TPP Chat Truth or Dare! |
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2008/04/19 Updated: 2008/04/19 Word Count: 169 |
Just Do It Yourself [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 11] Favorite - 2 |
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: Alternate, Universe, Epilogue, What, Epilogue?, General, Humor, Romance, Snapshot, Slash Warnings: Slash, Lite, (not, explicit)
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Summary: Harry forgot to do the laundry, but that has almost nothing to do with the story. Fluff-without-plot! Woohoo! |
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2008/04/09 Updated: 2008/04/09 Word Count: 1495 |
Question of Identity [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 9] Favorite - 4 |
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Characters: Angelina Johnson, Fred Weasley, George Weasley
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, General, Mystery/Suspense, post-DH/DH, compliant, Psychological, Snapshot Warnings: **DH SPOILERS**, Self-Mutilation
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Summary: No one can really tell twins apart. |
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2008/04/05 Updated: 2008/04/05 Word Count: 709 |
Standee [M (R)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 12] Favorite - 15 |
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: Drama, Erotica, post-DH/DH, compliant, Romance, Smut, Snapshot, Slash, Slash Warnings: Adultery, Slash, Lite, (not, explicit)
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Summary: The Underground gets crowded. Standing room only can be too close for comfort. |
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2008/04/04 Updated: 2008/04/04 Word Count: 4631 |
Once Upon a Window Pane [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 17] Favorite - 9 |
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, James Potter, James Potter (son of Harry), Lily Potter (daughter of Harry), Neville Longbottom, Original Character, Scorpius Malfoy, Severus Snape
Genres: General, Humor, post-DH/DH, compliant Warnings: none
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Summary: Al wants Lily’s opinion, the Shrieking Shack wants a little cheer, Scorpius wants someone—anyone—to come to his rescue, and Professor Longbottom wants a potion for the headache. A certain ghost didn’t realize he wanted anything—until he got it. |
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2008/03/21 Updated: 2008/03/21 Word Count: 3479 |
Yule be Sorry [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 9] Favorite - 7 |
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Scorpius Malfoy, Severus Snape
Genres: General, Humor, Snapshot Warnings: none
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Summary: The Shrieking Shack is where Albus and Scorpius always seem to deal with life’s little crises. No matter how inane. |
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2008/03/14 Updated: 2008/03/14 Word Count: 2082 |
Elixir [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 12] Favorite - 5 |
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Scorpius Malfoy, Severus Snape
Genres: Action/Adventure, General, Humor, post-DH/DH, compliant, Snapshot Warnings: none
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Summary: Albus and Scorpius plan on brewing something. Trouble, most likely. |
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2008/01/04 Updated: 2008/01/04 Word Count: 1593 |
Games We Play: The Rules Change [MA (NC-17)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 10] Favorite - 10 |
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginevra Weasley, Harry Potter
Genres: Alternate, Universe, Drama, Erotica, Romance, Smut, Slash Warnings: BDSM, Lite, (not, explicit), Explicit, Sexual, Content, Menage-a-Trois
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Summary: Summary: Even headlong flight from death and the need to plan an emergency rescue can’t stop the game. But someone, it seems, has a change of rules in mind—and as usual, he isn’t telling his lovers why. Sequel to Games We Play, which should probably be read first. Story was begun (then forgotten) before DH came out, and the author sees no need to ruin perfectly serviceable smut in mere reaction to canon. |
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Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes Published: 2007/12/05 Updated: 2007/12/28 Word Count: 8239 |
Do Not Enter: Off Limits to Students [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 18] Favorite - 8 |
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Name Withheld (surprise), Scorpius Malfoy
Genres: General, Humor, post-DH/DH, compliant, post-HBP/HBP, compliant Warnings: **DH SPOILERS**
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Summary: The best way to get a child to do something is to tell them not to do it. Albus and Scorpius are living proof. Fortunately, God—or one of his agents—looks out for fools and children. And foolish children… (Can be read as ‘pre-slash’ if desired, but friendship only is depicted.) |
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2007/12/18 Updated: 2007/12/18 Word Count: 1742 |
When You Just Can’t Scratch That Itch… [M (R)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 10] Favorite - 5 |
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Millicent Bulstrode, Name Withheld (surprise), Pansy Parkinson
Genres: Alternate, Universe, Humor, Romance, Smut, Slash Warnings: BDSM, Lite, (not, explicit), Menage-a-Trois, Slash, Lite, (not, explicit)
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Summary: Sort of bondage-y. Sort of slashy. Sort of crazy. Pay no attention to the clichéd setup behind the curtain. Just enjoy the pretty, naked people. |
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2007/11/25 Updated: 2007/11/25 Word Count: 4284 |
For His Angel [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 10] Favorite - 5 |
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Azkaban Prison
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Bellatrix Lestrange, Draco Malfoy, Eileen (Prince) Snape, Harry Potter, Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Malfoy, Regulus Black, Severus Snape, Tobias Snape
Genres: Drama, General, post-HBP/HBP, compliant Warnings: none
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Summary: Have you ever wondered why Snape made that unbreakable vow to Narcissa without hesitation? A series of vignettes, illustrating how a sympathetic Slytherin prefect helped a scared, awkward first year adjust to the realities of life in Slytherin House, suggest a possible answer... (Before we get the real one and all this speculation is shot.) |
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2007/07/13 Updated: 2007/07/13 Word Count: 5655 |
Keeping Up Appearances with Umbridge [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 5] Favorite - 4 |
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Azkaban Prison
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Avery (Death Eater), Bellatrix Lestrange, Crabbe (Death Eater), Dolores Jane Umbridge, Goyle (Death Eater), Lucius Malfoy, Peter Pettigrew, Rabastan Lestrange, Rodolphus Lestrange, Severus Snape, Walden Macnair
Genres: Alternate, Universe, General, Humor, Parody Warnings: none
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Summary: Umbridge is not a Death Eater. Really. This is what happens when you've been watching too much 'Keeping Up Appearances' while reading Potter_Place postings. |
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2007/07/11 Updated: 2007/07/11 Word Count: 1109 |
Far From a Crowd [MA (NC-17)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 7] Favorite - 5 |
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Ginevra Weasley, Name Withheld (surprise)
Genres: Humor, Smut, Slash Warnings: Menage-a-Trois
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Summary: Ginny and Harry have a little afternoon delight planned… what happens when it’s not Harry who walks through the bedroom door? |
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2007/06/08 Updated: 2007/06/08 Word Count: 2415 |
Before the Fairy God-Jarvey [T (PG-13)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 29] Favorite - 6 |
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Original Character
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, General, Humor Warnings: none
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Summary: How, precisely, does a Jarvey become a Fairy God-Jarvey? The answers are all here, from the origin of the name Regina P. Fletcher (including why it’s shortened to Reggie instead of Gina), to why Reggie speaks Spanish. Please note—in the time-honored tradition of stories involving animals, this contains a substantial share of sadness. But for those who’ve become fond of Reggie through ‘The Fairy God-Jarvey Chronicles,’ I hope it will be worthwhile to learn how one plucky little runt survived it all to become the Fairy God-Jarvey. |
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Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes Published: 2007/04/24 Updated: 2007/05/15 Word Count: 21201 |
Games We Play [MA (NC-17)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 8] Favorite - 10 |
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Malfoy Manor
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginevra Weasley, Harry Potter
Genres: Drama, Erotica, post-HBP/HBP, compliant, Smut, Slash Warnings: Menage-a-Trois
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Summary: Snape says he doesn't care how Draco gets information to the Order while they are in hiding, so long as the information reaches its destination. Of course, if Snape knew exactly how it was being done, and with whom, he might just slip a gear... |
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2007/03/17 Updated: 2007/03/18 Word Count: 2958 |
The Fairy God-Jarvey's Apprentice [M (R)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 129] Favorite - 33 |
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Hermione Granger, Original Character, Severus Snape
Genres: General, Humor, Parody, post-HBP/HBP, compliant, Romance Warnings: none
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Summary: Third installment in the 'Fairy God-Jarvey Chronicles.' (For the record, I, too, cringe at the pretentiousness of calling them that.) As a Master Fairy God-Jarvey, Regina Fletcher gets an apprentice. However, it's going to take more than two Fairy God-Thingies to rescue Severus' and Hermione's wedding. So, if said thingies needed reinforcements... whom would they deputize? |
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Chapters: 12 Completed: Yes Published: 2006/11/15 Updated: 2007/03/08 Word Count: 79348 |
Mother Knows Best [T (PG-13)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 10] Favorite - 2 |
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Malfoy Manor
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginevra Weasley, Harry Potter, Narcissa Malfoy
Genres: Alternate, Universe, General, Humor, Parody, Romance, Slash Warnings: Slash, Lite, (not, explicit)
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Summary: Narcissa has a new hobby--and Draco isn't terribly pleased. Is it possible to take the parental privilege of embarrassing one's child a little too far?
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2007/01/23 Updated: 2007/01/23 Word Count: 1370 |
His Succubus [M (R)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 13] Favorite - 6 |
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Harry Potter
Genres: Angst, Drama, Snapshot Warnings: Character Death
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Summary: He had a visitor--again. As usual, she wouldn't take 'no' for an answer. |
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2007/01/01 Updated: 2007/01/02 Word Count: 732 |
Things in Common [T (PG-13)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 13] Favorite - 6 |
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Angst, Drama, General, post-HBP/HBP, compliant Warnings: Character Death
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Summary: When one's world is smoke and ashes, comfort comes from the most unlikely places. Please note: no fluff here. I leave it to your interpretation as to whether there's hope. |
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2006/09/03 Updated: 2006/09/05 Word Count: 1389 |
Let Someone ELSE Tell You About the Birds and the Bees [T (PG-13)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 149] Favorite - 95 |
Category: CHALLENGES > Off-Site Challenges > The Sex Ed Challenge
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Augusta (Gran) Longbottom, Charlie Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Filius Flitwick, Ginevra Weasley, Gregory Goyle, Hannah Abbott, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood, Millicent Bulstrode, Minerva McGonagall, Neville Longbottom, Original Character, Padma Patil, Pansy Parkinson, Pomona Sprout, Professor Binns, Professor Sinistra, Professor Vector, Remus Lupin, Rolanda Hooch, Ronald Weasley, Severus Snape, Sibyll Trelawney, Susan Bones, Terry Boot
Genres: General, Humor, Mystery/Suspense, Parody, Romance, Smut Warnings: none
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Summary: Do you mean to say that there might be issues with sex at a coeducational boarding school? (Gasp!) And someone might, just might, be upset enough to demand that the school start teaching where little wizards and witches come from? In response to the Sex Ed Challenge at Potter Place, the wildest parody I can devise that does not involve a Jarvey. AU--oh, so goofily AU! |
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Chapters: 9 Completed: Yes Published: 2006/07/16 Updated: 2006/08/19 Word Count: 47843 |
Measuring Up [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 18] Favorite - 7 |
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, General, Humor Warnings: none
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Summary: A conversation between Severus and Hermione about just what, exactly, he's been looking at on their computer. Not sure if this has been done before, but it might be passable for blowing off steam between longer stories! |
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2006/08/06 Updated: 2006/08/06 Word Count: 402 |
The Ring on Her Finger [T (PG-13)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 16] Favorite - 17 |
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Original Character, Severus Snape
Genres: General, Romance Warnings: none
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Summary: What's in an engagement ring? Love? Commitment? Maybe even a touch of destiny? A companion piece to the story, 'Return of the Fairy God-Jarvey,' though it is not necessary to have read any part of that series to follow this story. |
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2006/07/11 Updated: 2006/07/13 Word Count: 6406 |
How Argus Filch Got Wild, Got Laid, and Got His Magic [T (PG-13)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 14] Favorite - 8 |
Category: CHALLENGES > Off-Site Challenges > How Filch Found His Firepower Challenge
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Argus Filch, Firenze, Hermione Granger, Lavender Brown, Mrs. Norris, Sibyll Trelawney
Genres: General, Humor, Parody, Romance Warnings: none
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Summary: Sadly, the title is the best part of this story. Lavender Brown gets in a tight spot. Can she get out of it by making a deal with the devil? No? Okay, how about a deal with Filch? (I almost added 'angst' to the description on that account!) In the process, Argus Filch gets his magic and squicks the living snot out of you, the reader! Doesn't that sound fun? |
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2006/06/28 Updated: 2006/07/01 Word Count: 5178 |
Rhyme and Unreason [M (R)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 21] Favorite - 18 |
Category: CHALLENGES > Off-Site Challenges > Limerick Hex Challenge
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Minerva McGonagall, Neville Longbottom, Remus Lupin, Severus Snape
Genres: Humor, Parody, Romance Warnings: none
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Summary: "Sev and 'Mione were hexed most severe
Not much space for plot there, my dear
Limerick form's not inviting
To logically writing
And still squeezing lemons in there"
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2006/06/27 Updated: 2006/06/29 Word Count: 7708 |
Return of the Fairy God-Jarvey [M (R)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 48] Favorite - 35 |
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Humor, Parody, Romance Warnings: none
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Summary: Sequel to 'Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey.' Hermione mistakes Severus' intimations that he would like to deepen their relationship for just the opposite, and unintentionally pushes him away. With their relationship needlessly on the rocks, it's Regina Fletcher, to the rescue! More wacky fluff, with a dash of fluffy angst! |
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Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes Published: 2006/06/12 Updated: 2006/06/28 Word Count: 42541 |
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