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Mostly Harmless! Though I have to admit, I'm even stranger than I appear. ;-) There's a pile of unbeta'd stuff on my LJ (dracfic) if you're interested in Raw, Untamed, fanfic.

Believe it or not, "How Argus Filch Got Wild, Got Laid, and Got His Magic" has been rec'ed by Know It Alls! It's true! They gave me this pretty lil' ribbon and everything! And in March 2007, they saw fit to likewise reccommend (as an antidote to angst) the story that started it all, 'Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey'--just in time for the first anniversary of that story's posting! *hugs Harm*

(I also have to admit that 'mostly harmless' may not be the most apt description of a member of the Mad Chatters...)

Rec'ed by Know It Alls 

Finally, I just have to say... Storyville. If you were there, you know what I mean.
Penname:dracontia
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Member Since:2006/03/10
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My Website:http://dracfic.livejournal.com/
Also Archived at:The Hex Files, Sycophant Hex
A Favorite Author of:134
Reviews Posted:54

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A Credit to Their Houses [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 54] Favorite - 5
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Malfoy Manor
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Astoria Greengrass, Draco Malfoy, James Potter, James Potter (son of Harry), Original Character, Other Canon Witch/Wizard, Rose Weasley, Scorpius Malfoy
Genres: Friendship, General, post-DH/DH compliant, Snapshot     Warnings: **DH SPOILERS**
Summary: Two little wizards and one little witch meet in the Hogwarts Express on their way to their first school term. This story can stand alone, with no reference to any other fanfiction; however, it was written with the intent of taking up the narrative from the end of ‘In Your Debt,’ as the title implies.
Chapters: 7      Completed: Yes       Published: 2013/09/17       Updated: 2014/01/25      Word Count: 28953

A New Deal: Fog Lifts [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 10]
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Malfoy Manor
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, James Potter, James Potter (son of Harry), Ronald Weasley, Rose Weasley, Scorpius Malfoy
Genres: General, post-DH/DH compliant, Snapshot     Warnings: none
Summary: There was that time Scorpius was lost in the fog... another sequel to 'A Credit to Their Houses.'
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2014/02/12       Updated: 2014/02/12      Word Count: 4701

All Sycophants (or, how to get ahead if your head isn’t the best) sung to ‘All Star’ by Smash Mouth [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 8] Favorite - 1
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Podcast Filk Challenge
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Gregory Goyle, Vincent Crabbe
Genres: General, Humor     Warnings: none
Summary: Summary: There is no excuse for this filk. Except that the song got stuck in my head and Crabbe and Goyle decided to wander by just then.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/06/30       Updated: 2007/06/30      Word Count: 400

Bed Side/Manor [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 4] Favorite - 1
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Malfoy Manor
Characters: Neville Longbottom, Original Character, Scorpius Malfoy
Genres: General, Snapshot     Warnings: none
Summary: It’s good to know where you can get an honest opinion. Al & Scorp universe sometime in year six, both gen and slash story arcs.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2009/08/23       Updated: 2009/08/23      Word Count: 2409

Before the Fairy God-Jarvey [T (PG-13)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 29] Favorite - 6
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Original Character
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, General, Humor     Warnings: none
Summary: How, precisely, does a Jarvey become a Fairy God-Jarvey? The answers are all here, from the origin of the name Regina P. Fletcher (including why it’s shortened to Reggie instead of Gina), to why Reggie speaks Spanish. Please note—in the time-honored tradition of stories involving animals, this contains a substantial share of sadness. But for those who’ve become fond of Reggie through ‘The Fairy God-Jarvey Chronicles,’ I hope it will be worthwhile to learn how one plucky little runt survived it all to become the Fairy God-Jarvey.
Chapters: 5      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/04/24       Updated: 2007/05/15      Word Count: 21201

Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey [M (R)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 53] Favorite - 64
Category: CHALLENGES > Off-Site Challenges > Makeover SexGod!Snape Challenge
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape
Genres: Humor, Parody, Romance     Warnings: none
Summary: Snape is getting a makeover. Why, you ask? Well, wouldn't you, if offered one by a Fairy God-Jarvey? Inspired by the SexGod!Snape Challenge.
Chapters: 4      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/03/29       Updated: 2006/04/05      Word Count: 18238

Day of the Frog Lady [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 8] Favorite - 6
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Original Character
Genres: Epilogue, What, Epilogue?, General, Humor, Snapshot     Warnings: none
Summary: Harry is cornered. The Frog Lady is relentless. Draco is sympathetic, but Saving People is just not his Thing. Pumpkin Ale may not make everything better, but it can’t hurt.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/09/05       Updated: 2008/09/05      Word Count: 4360

Do Not Enter: Off Limits to Students [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 19] Favorite - 8
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Name Withheld (surprise), Scorpius Malfoy
Genres: General, Humor, post-DH/DH, compliant, post-HBP/HBP, compliant     Warnings: **DH SPOILERS**
Summary: The best way to get a child to do something is to tell them not to do it. Albus and Scorpius are living proof. Fortunately, God—or one of his agents—looks out for fools and children. And foolish children… (Can be read as ‘pre-slash’ if desired, but friendship only is depicted.)
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/12/18       Updated: 2007/12/18      Word Count: 1742

Dracpunzel [T (PG-13)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 45] Favorite - 4
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Malfoy Manor
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Malfoy, Original Character, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate Universe, Humor, Parody     Warnings: none
Summary: Once upon a time, Lucius Malfoy decided to execute a tediously convoluted scheme that went (from his perspective, at least) ridiculously wrong. That really narrows it down, doesn’t it?
Chapters: 14      Completed: No       Published: 2013/11/12       Updated: 2014/09/28      Word Count: 18255

Elixir [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 12] Favorite - 6
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Name Withheld (surprise), Scorpius Malfoy
Genres: Action/Adventure, General, Humor, Snapshot     Warnings: none
Summary: Albus and Scorpius plan on brewing something. Trouble, most likely.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/01/04       Updated: 2008/01/04      Word Count: 1593



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