My Bio
Mostly Harmless! Though I have to admit, I'm even stranger than I appear. ;-) There's a pile of unbeta'd stuff on my LJ (dracfic) if you're interested in Raw, Untamed, fanfic. Believe it or not, "How Argus Filch Got Wild, Got Laid, and Got His Magic" has been rec'ed by Know It Alls! It's true! They gave me this pretty lil' ribbon and everything! And in March 2007, they saw fit to likewise reccommend (as an antidote to angst) the story that started it all, 'Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey'--just in time for the first anniversary of that story's posting! *hugs Harm* (I also have to admit that 'mostly harmless' may not be the most apt description of a member of the Mad Chatters...)   
Though I lack permission (not knowing who originated it) to use the LJ icon, I would like to cite its genius phrase-- Draco/Harry: Because Hermione's keeping Snape busy. Finally, I just have to say... Storyville. If you were there, you know what I mean. |
| | Penname: | dracontia
[Contact Me] | | Member Since: | 2006/03/10 | | Favored Skin: | GraphicLite | | My Website: | http://dracfic.livejournal.com/ | | Also Archived at: | The Hex Files, Sycophant Hex | | A Favorite Author of: | 127 | | Reviews Posted: | 54 |
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Stories by dracontia
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Games We Play: The Rules Change [MA (NC-17)] by dracontia
  [Reviews - 10] Favorite - 10 |
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginevra Weasley, Harry Potter
Genres: Alternate, Universe, Drama, Erotica, Romance, Smut, Slash Warnings: BDSM, Lite, (not, explicit), Explicit, Sexual, Content, Menage-a-Trois
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Summary: Summary: Even headlong flight from death and the need to plan an emergency rescue can’t stop the game. But someone, it seems, has a change of rules in mind—and as usual, he isn’t telling his lovers why. Sequel to Games We Play, which should probably be read first. Story was begun (then forgotten) before DH came out, and the author sees no need to ruin perfectly serviceable smut in mere reaction to canon. |
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Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes Published: 2007/12/05 Updated: 2007/12/28 Word Count: 8239 |
His Succubus [M (R)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 13] Favorite - 6 |
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Harry Potter
Genres: Angst, Drama, Snapshot Warnings: Character Death
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Summary: He had a visitor--again. As usual, she wouldn't take 'no' for an answer. |
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2007/01/01 Updated: 2007/01/02 Word Count: 732 |
How Argus Filch Got Wild, Got Laid, and Got His Magic [T (PG-13)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 14] Favorite - 8 |
Category: CHALLENGES > Off-Site Challenges > How Filch Found His Firepower Challenge
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Argus Filch, Firenze, Hermione Granger, Lavender Brown, Mrs. Norris, Sibyll Trelawney
Genres: General, Humor, Parody, Romance Warnings: none
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Summary: Sadly, the title is the best part of this story. Lavender Brown gets in a tight spot. Can she get out of it by making a deal with the devil? No? Okay, how about a deal with Filch? (I almost added 'angst' to the description on that account!) In the process, Argus Filch gets his magic and squicks the living snot out of you, the reader! Doesn't that sound fun? |
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2006/06/28 Updated: 2006/07/01 Word Count: 5178 |
I Love Slash [T (PG-13)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 7] Favorite - 1 |
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Marcus Flint, Oliver Wood, Other Canon Witch/Wizard, Remus Lupin, Scorpius Malfoy, Severus Snape, Sirius Black, Sirius Black
Genres: Humor, Slash Warnings: Slash, Lite, (not, explicit)
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Summary: An ode to HP Slash, to the tune of ‘I Love Trash’--original music and lyrics by Jeffrey Moss; originally performed by Oscar the Grouch. Your curiosity is piqued, no? |
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2009/03/14 Updated: 2009/03/14 Word Count: 285 |
In Gratitude [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 9] Favorite - 4 |
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Hermione Granger, Lily Potter (daughter of Harry), Scorpius Malfoy, Severus Snape
Genres: General, Humor, post-DH/DH, compliant Warnings: none
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Summary: Lily Potter is a thoughtful young lady. If Albus Severus and Scorpius spend enough time with her, some of it may rub off on them. Sixth installment in the Al & Scorp show. Completely Gen in content, fits both the Gen and the Slash story arcs. |
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2008/06/24 Updated: 2008/06/24 Word Count: 1621 |
In Your Debt [MA (NC-17)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 63] Favorite - 12 |
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Characters: Andromeda (Black) Tonks, Astoria Greengrass, Draco Malfoy, Ginevra Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Malfoy, Original Character, Other Canon Witch/Wizard, Remus Lupin, Ronald Weasley, Teddy Remus Lupin
Genres: Drama, post-DH/DH compliant, Romance, Slash Warnings: (None)
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Summary: We don’t really know what a ‘life debt’ involves. That’s what all those spaces between the lines are for. Originally posted in the H/D Canon Fest October 2011. |
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Chapters: 16 Completed: Yes Published: 2012/04/05 Updated: 2012/06/27 Word Count: 70265 |
Just Do It Yourself [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 11] Favorite - 2 |
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: Alternate, Universe, Epilogue, What, Epilogue?, General, Humor, Romance, Snapshot, Slash Warnings: Slash, Lite, (not, explicit)
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Summary: Harry forgot to do the laundry, but that has almost nothing to do with the story. Fluff-without-plot! Woohoo! |
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2008/04/09 Updated: 2008/04/09 Word Count: 1495 |
Keeping Up Appearances with Umbridge [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 5] Favorite - 4 |
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Azkaban Prison
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Avery (Death Eater), Bellatrix Lestrange, Crabbe (Death Eater), Dolores Jane Umbridge, Goyle (Death Eater), Lucius Malfoy, Peter Pettigrew, Rabastan Lestrange, Rodolphus Lestrange, Severus Snape, Walden Macnair
Genres: Alternate, Universe, General, Humor, Parody Warnings: none
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Summary: Umbridge is not a Death Eater. Really. This is what happens when you've been watching too much 'Keeping Up Appearances' while reading Potter_Place postings. |
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2007/07/11 Updated: 2007/07/11 Word Count: 1109 |
Let Someone ELSE Tell You About the Birds and the Bees [T (PG-13)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 149] Favorite - 95 |
Category: CHALLENGES > Off-Site Challenges > The Sex Ed Challenge
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Augusta (Gran) Longbottom, Charlie Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Filius Flitwick, Ginevra Weasley, Gregory Goyle, Hannah Abbott, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood, Millicent Bulstrode, Minerva McGonagall, Neville Longbottom, Original Character, Padma Patil, Pansy Parkinson, Pomona Sprout, Professor Binns, Professor Sinistra, Professor Vector, Remus Lupin, Rolanda Hooch, Ronald Weasley, Severus Snape, Sibyll Trelawney, Susan Bones, Terry Boot
Genres: General, Humor, Mystery/Suspense, Parody, Romance, Smut Warnings: none
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Summary: Do you mean to say that there might be issues with sex at a coeducational boarding school? (Gasp!) And someone might, just might, be upset enough to demand that the school start teaching where little wizards and witches come from? In response to the Sex Ed Challenge at Potter Place, the wildest parody I can devise that does not involve a Jarvey. AU--oh, so goofily AU! |
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Chapters: 9 Completed: Yes Published: 2006/07/16 Updated: 2006/08/19 Word Count: 47843 |
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