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Mostly Harmless! Though I have to admit, I'm even stranger than I appear. ;-) There's a pile of unbeta'd stuff on my LJ (dracfic) if you're interested in Raw, Untamed, fanfic.

Believe it or not, "How Argus Filch Got Wild, Got Laid, and Got His Magic" has been rec'ed by Know It Alls! It's true! They gave me this pretty lil' ribbon and everything! And in March 2007, they saw fit to likewise reccommend (as an antidote to angst) the story that started it all, 'Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey'--just in time for the first anniversary of that story's posting! *hugs Harm*

(I also have to admit that 'mostly harmless' may not be the most apt description of a member of the Mad Chatters...)

Rec'ed by Know It Alls 

Finally, I just have to say... Storyville. If you were there, you know what I mean.
Penname:dracontia
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Member Since:2006/03/10
Favored Skin:GraphicLite
My Website:http://dracfic.livejournal.com/
Also Archived at:The Hex Files, Sycophant Hex
A Favorite Author of:134
Reviews Posted:54

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Jester Justice: A Meme-Based Drabble [K (G)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 2]
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Characters: George Weasley, Original Character
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, General, Humor, Snapshot     Warnings: none
Summary: Being heroic is thirsty work. (It’s a drabble—if I say more, the summary will be longer than the story!)
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2014/11/07       Updated: 2014/11/07      Word Count: 410

Just Do It Yourself [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 11] Favorite - 2
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: Alternate, Universe, Epilogue, What, Epilogue?, General, Humor, Romance, Snapshot, Slash     Warnings: Slash, Lite, (not, explicit)
Summary: Harry forgot to do the laundry, but that has almost nothing to do with the story. Fluff-without-plot! Woohoo!
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/04/09       Updated: 2008/04/09      Word Count: 1495

Keeping Up Appearances with Umbridge [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 5] Favorite - 4
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Azkaban Prison
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Avery (Death Eater), Bellatrix Lestrange, Crabbe (Death Eater), Dolores Jane Umbridge, Goyle (Death Eater), Lucius Malfoy, Peter Pettigrew, Rabastan Lestrange, Rodolphus Lestrange, Severus Snape, Walden Macnair
Genres: Alternate, Universe, General, Humor, Parody     Warnings: none
Summary: Umbridge is not a Death Eater. Really. This is what happens when you've been watching too much 'Keeping Up Appearances' while reading Potter_Place postings.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/07/11       Updated: 2007/07/11      Word Count: 1109

Know When to Hold ‘Em: A Meme-Based Minific [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 4]
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Luna Lovegood, Narcissa Malfoy, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate Universe, Epilogue, What Epilogue?, General, Humor, Snapshot     Warnings: none
Summary: Severus and Luna, in the Elevator, With a Deck of Cards. It really isn’t what it sounds like. Or maybe it is.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2014/11/05       Updated: 2014/11/05      Word Count: 706

Let Someone ELSE Tell You About the Birds and the Bees [T (PG-13)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 151] Favorite - 102
Category: CHALLENGES > Off-Site Challenges > The Sex Ed Challenge
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Augusta (Gran) Longbottom, Charlie Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Filius Flitwick, Ginevra Weasley, Gregory Goyle, Hannah Abbott, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood, Millicent Bulstrode, Minerva McGonagall, Neville Longbottom, Original Character, Padma Patil, Pansy Parkinson, Pomona Sprout, Professor Binns, Professor Sinistra, Professor Vector, Remus Lupin, Rolanda Hooch, Ronald Weasley, Severus Snape, Sibyll Trelawney, Susan Bones, Terry Boot
Genres: General, Humor, Mystery/Suspense, Parody, Romance, Smut     Warnings: none
Summary: Do you mean to say that there might be issues with sex at a coeducational boarding school? (Gasp!) And someone might, just might, be upset enough to demand that the school start teaching where little wizards and witches come from? In response to the Sex Ed Challenge at Potter Place, the wildest parody I can devise that does not involve a Jarvey. AU--oh, so goofily AU!
Chapters: 9      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/07/16       Updated: 2006/08/19      Word Count: 47843

Loser Take All [M (R)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 8]
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: Epilogue, What, Epilogue?, Romance, Smut, Snapshot, Slash     Warnings: none
Summary: Harry and Draco return to Hogwarts to settle a bet. (This story exists because the wonderfully talented Red_Rahl drew the boys in a position of excruciating sexiness up in the Quidditch stands... then wondered aloud how they got there.)
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/05/17       Updated: 2008/05/17      Word Count: 1101

Man Behind the Curtain [K (G)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 12]
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Name Withheld (surprise), Rose Weasley
Genres: Friendship, General, post-DH/DH compliant     Warnings: none
Summary: Summary: Rose’s ambition was straightforward: to be the youngest Keeper ever on a House team and to go professional one day. A sequel to ‘A Credit to Their Houses,’ prior to ‘A New Deal: Fog Lifts.’
Chapters: 5      Completed: Yes       Published: 2014/10/15       Updated: 2014/10/24      Word Count: 4683

Many Thanks, Part 1 [K (G)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 4]
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Malfoy Manor
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Characters: Arthur Weasley, Molly Weasley, Scorpius Malfoy
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, General, post-DH/DH compliant     Warnings: none
Summary: The day after Christmas, Scorpius dutifully sits down with quill, ink, and parchment. Another “A Credit to Their Houses” sequel, set in our trio’s Frist Year.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2014/12/29       Updated: 2014/12/29      Word Count: 166

Many Thanks, Part 2 [K (G)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 6]
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Malfoy Manor
Characters: Andromeda (Black) Tonks, Scorpius Malfoy
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, General, post-DH/DH compliant     Warnings: none
Summary: The day after Christmas, Scorpius dutifully sits down with quill, ink, and parchment--for which he also shows due gratitude. Another “A Credit to Their Houses” sequel, set in our trio’s Frist Year.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2015/01/06       Updated: 2015/01/06      Word Count: 148

Many Thanks, Part 3 [K (G)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 3]
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Malfoy Manor
Characters: Scorpius Malfoy, Teddy Remus Lupin
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, General, post-DH/DH compliant     Warnings: none
Summary: The day after Christmas, Scorpius dutifully sits down with quill, ink, and parchment. Some notes inspire a reply. Another “A Credit to Their Houses” sequel, set in our trio’s Frist Year.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2015/01/11       Updated: 2015/01/11      Word Count: 238



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