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Mostly Harmless! Though I have to admit, I'm even stranger than I appear. ;-) There's a pile of unbeta'd stuff on my LJ (dracfic) if you're interested in Raw, Untamed, fanfic.

Believe it or not, "How Argus Filch Got Wild, Got Laid, and Got His Magic" has been rec'ed by Know It Alls! It's true! They gave me this pretty lil' ribbon and everything! And in March 2007, they saw fit to likewise reccommend (as an antidote to angst) the story that started it all, 'Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey'--just in time for the first anniversary of that story's posting! *hugs Harm*

(I also have to admit that 'mostly harmless' may not be the most apt description of a member of the Mad Chatters...)

Rec'ed by Know It Alls 

Finally, I just have to say... Storyville. If you were there, you know what I mean.
Penname:dracontia
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Member Since:2006/03/10
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My Website:http://dracfic.livejournal.com/
Also Archived at:The Hex Files, Sycophant Hex
A Favorite Author of:134
Reviews Posted:54

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Keeping Up Appearances with Umbridge [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 5] Favorite - 4
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Azkaban Prison
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Avery (Death Eater), Bellatrix Lestrange, Crabbe (Death Eater), Dolores Jane Umbridge, Goyle (Death Eater), Lucius Malfoy, Peter Pettigrew, Rabastan Lestrange, Rodolphus Lestrange, Severus Snape, Walden Macnair
Genres: Alternate, Universe, General, Humor, Parody     Warnings: none
Summary: Umbridge is not a Death Eater. Really. This is what happens when you've been watching too much 'Keeping Up Appearances' while reading Potter_Place postings.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/07/11       Updated: 2007/07/11      Word Count: 1109

Let Someone ELSE Tell You About the Birds and the Bees [T (PG-13)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 151] Favorite - 100
Category: CHALLENGES > Off-Site Challenges > The Sex Ed Challenge
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Augusta (Gran) Longbottom, Charlie Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Filius Flitwick, Ginevra Weasley, Gregory Goyle, Hannah Abbott, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood, Millicent Bulstrode, Minerva McGonagall, Neville Longbottom, Original Character, Padma Patil, Pansy Parkinson, Pomona Sprout, Professor Binns, Professor Sinistra, Professor Vector, Remus Lupin, Rolanda Hooch, Ronald Weasley, Severus Snape, Sibyll Trelawney, Susan Bones, Terry Boot
Genres: General, Humor, Mystery/Suspense, Parody, Romance, Smut     Warnings: none
Summary: Do you mean to say that there might be issues with sex at a coeducational boarding school? (Gasp!) And someone might, just might, be upset enough to demand that the school start teaching where little wizards and witches come from? In response to the Sex Ed Challenge at Potter Place, the wildest parody I can devise that does not involve a Jarvey. AU--oh, so goofily AU!
Chapters: 9      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/07/16       Updated: 2006/08/19      Word Count: 47843

Loser Take All [M (R)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 8]
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: Epilogue, What, Epilogue?, Romance, Smut, Snapshot, Slash     Warnings: none
Summary: Harry and Draco return to Hogwarts to settle a bet. (This story exists because the wonderfully talented Red_Rahl drew the boys in a position of excruciating sexiness up in the Quidditch stands... then wondered aloud how they got there.)
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/05/17       Updated: 2008/05/17      Word Count: 1101

Measuring Up [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 18] Favorite - 8
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, General, Humor     Warnings: none
Summary: A conversation between Severus and Hermione about just what, exactly, he's been looking at on their computer. Not sure if this has been done before, but it might be passable for blowing off steam between longer stories!
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/08/06       Updated: 2006/08/06      Word Count: 402

Menage a... Deux? [T (PG-13)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 79] Favorite - 36
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Luna Lovegood, Name Withheld (surprise)
Genres: Alternate, Universe, Epilogue, What, Epilogue?, Erotica, Humor     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Luna Lovegood is experimenting. Draco Malfoy picks a hell of a time to interrupt. If you crave profundity, this will not satisfy, but if you’d like a little whine with your cheese, you’ve come to the right place. Completely AU—because it’s fun that way!
Chapters: 5      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/07/26       Updated: 2008/07/28      Word Count: 14022

Moaning Myrtle's Mambo Number 5 (sung to Lou Bega’s Mambo #5) [T (PG-13)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 13] Favorite - 2
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Podcast Filk Challenge
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Moaning Myrtle
Genres: General, Humor     Warnings: none
Summary: Summary: Moaning Myrtle. Mambo #5. Do I really have to go on? Good, clean, er, lewd fun!
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/06/29       Updated: 2007/06/29      Word Count: 699

Mother Knows Best [T (PG-13)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 11] Favorite - 2
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Malfoy Manor
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginevra Weasley, Harry Potter, Narcissa Malfoy
Genres: Alternate, Universe, General, Humor, Parody, Romance, Slash     Warnings: Slash, Lite, (not, explicit)
Summary: Narcissa has a new hobby--and Draco isn't terribly pleased. Is it possible to take the parental privilege of embarrassing one's child a little too far?
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/01/23       Updated: 2007/01/23      Word Count: 1370

Never Have (Gen) [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 2] Favorite - 2
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Scorpius Malfoy
Genres: Angst, Drama, General, post-DH/DH, compliant, Snapshot     Warnings: none
Summary: Scorpius has never wanted to disappoint his father. Companion piece to ‘You Have,’ technically the tenth installment in gen arc the Al & Scorp series.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2009/04/11       Updated: 2009/04/11      Word Count: 958

Never Have (Slash) [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 5] Favorite - 2
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Scorpius Malfoy
Genres: Angst, Drama, post-DH/DH, compliant, Snapshot     Warnings: none
Summary: Scorpius has never wanted to disappoint his father. Companion piece to ‘You Have,’ technically the eleventh installment in the slash arc of the Al & Scorp series.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2009/04/11       Updated: 2009/04/11      Word Count: 950

No Play [MA (NC-17)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 6] Favorite - 2
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Scorpius Malfoy
Genres: Erotica, post-DH/DH, compliant, Romance, Slash     Warnings: none
Summary: Slash Arc, Al and Scorp Show universe, early sixth year. Scorpius cites the old saying about all work and no play. Albus Severus counters convincingly with the advantages of taking everything quite seriously… (For those who have been patiently waiting for some action between incredibly pretty boys!) Fairly explicit slash. Don't say I didn't warn you!
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/10/06       Updated: 2008/10/06      Word Count: 3191



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