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Mostly Harmless! Though I have to admit, I'm even stranger than I appear. ;-) There's a pile of unbeta'd stuff on my LJ (dracfic) if you're interested in Raw, Untamed, fanfic.

Believe it or not, "How Argus Filch Got Wild, Got Laid, and Got His Magic" has been rec'ed by Know It Alls! It's true! They gave me this pretty lil' ribbon and everything! And in March 2007, they saw fit to likewise reccommend (as an antidote to angst) the story that started it all, 'Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey'--just in time for the first anniversary of that story's posting! *hugs Harm*

(I also have to admit that 'mostly harmless' may not be the most apt description of a member of the Mad Chatters...)

Rec'ed by Know It Alls 

Finally, I just have to say... Storyville. If you were there, you know what I mean.
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Member Since:2006/03/10
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My Website:http://dracfic.livejournal.com/
Also Archived at:The Hex Files, Sycophant Hex
A Favorite Author of:138
Reviews Posted:54

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Measuring Up [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 18] Favorite - 8
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, General, Humor     Warnings: none
Summary: A conversation between Severus and Hermione about just what, exactly, he's been looking at on their computer. Not sure if this has been done before, but it might be passable for blowing off steam between longer stories!
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/08/06       Updated: 2006/08/06      Word Count: 402

Menage a... Deux? [T (PG-13)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 80] Favorite - 37
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Luna Lovegood, Name Withheld (surprise)
Genres: Alternate, Universe, Epilogue, What, Epilogue?, Erotica, Humor     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Luna Lovegood is experimenting. Draco Malfoy picks a hell of a time to interrupt. If you crave profundity, this will not satisfy, but if you’d like a little whine with your cheese, you’ve come to the right place. Completely AU—because it’s fun that way!
Chapters: 5      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/07/26       Updated: 2008/07/28      Word Count: 14022

Mine [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 2]
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: Drama, post-DH/DH compliant, Snapshot     Warnings: none
Summary: One of those scenes that come like a vision, out of nowhere and going wherever the reader imagines.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2014/09/12       Updated: 2014/09/12      Word Count: 1660

Moaning Myrtle's Mambo Number 5 (sung to Lou Bega’s Mambo #5) [T (PG-13)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 13] Favorite - 2
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Podcast Filk Challenge
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Moaning Myrtle
Genres: General, Humor     Warnings: none
Summary: Summary: Moaning Myrtle. Mambo #5. Do I really have to go on? Good, clean, er, lewd fun!
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/06/29       Updated: 2007/06/29      Word Count: 699

Mother Knows Best [T (PG-13)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 11] Favorite - 2
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Malfoy Manor
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginevra Weasley, Harry Potter, Narcissa Malfoy
Genres: Alternate, Universe, General, Humor, Parody, Romance, Slash     Warnings: Slash, Lite, (not, explicit)
Summary: Narcissa has a new hobby--and Draco isn't terribly pleased. Is it possible to take the parental privilege of embarrassing one's child a little too far?
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/01/23       Updated: 2007/01/23      Word Count: 1370

Never Have [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 3] Favorite - 2
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Scorpius Malfoy
Genres: Angst, Drama, General, Snapshot     Warnings: none
Summary: Scorpius has never wanted to disappoint his father. Companion piece to ‘You Have,’ the tenth installment in the Al & Scorp series.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2009/04/11       Updated: 2009/04/11      Word Count: 908

O.o.T.P. [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 9] Favorite - 2
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Arthur Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy
Genres: Friendship, General, Humor, post-DH/DH compliant     Warnings: none
Summary: Secret Societies are an established aspect of the canon world. Mention of lots of canon and could-be-canon pairings; should-be-canon premise…
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2011/08/26       Updated: 2011/08/26      Word Count: 2278

Once Upon a Window Pane [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 18] Favorite - 10
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, James Potter, James Potter (son of Harry), Lily Potter (daughter of Harry), Neville Longbottom, Original Character, Scorpius Malfoy, Severus Snape
Genres: General, Humor, post-DH/DH, compliant     Warnings: none
Summary: Al wants Lily’s opinion, the Shrieking Shack wants a little cheer, Scorpius wants someone—anyone—to come to his rescue, and Professor Longbottom wants a potion for the headache. A certain ghost didn’t realize he wanted anything—until he got it.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/03/21       Updated: 2008/03/21      Word Count: 3479

Our Cousin the Wizard [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 17] Favorite - 4
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Dudley Dursley, Ginevra Weasley, Harry Potter, Lily Potter (daughter of Harry), Original Character, Petunia (Evans) Dursley
Genres: Drama, General, post-DH/DH compliant, Snapshot     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Life is easier when you can reconcile yourself to the peculiarities within your own family.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2011/09/16       Updated: 2011/09/16      Word Count: 2717

Platinumlocks and the Three Gryffindors [T (PG-13)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 13] Favorite - 6
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ronald Weasley
Genres: Alternate, Universe, Epilogue, What, Epilogue?, Humor, Parody, Smut, Slash, Slash     Warnings: Slash, Lite, (not, explicit)
Summary: Harry is good for more than just cooking. HermioneWeasley dared me to write a perverted HP fairy tale. What I wrote follows, and how I feel about it is neatly summed up in the Author’s Note.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/05/17       Updated: 2008/05/17      Word Count: 1598

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