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Mostly Harmless! Though I have to admit, I'm even stranger than I appear. ;-) There's a pile of unbeta'd stuff on my LJ (dracfic) if you're interested in Raw, Untamed, fanfic.

Believe it or not, "How Argus Filch Got Wild, Got Laid, and Got His Magic" has been rec'ed by Know It Alls! It's true! They gave me this pretty lil' ribbon and everything! And in March 2007, they saw fit to likewise reccommend (as an antidote to angst) the story that started it all, 'Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey'--just in time for the first anniversary of that story's posting! *hugs Harm*

(I also have to admit that 'mostly harmless' may not be the most apt description of a member of the Mad Chatters...)

Rec'ed by Know It Alls 

Finally, I just have to say... Storyville. If you were there, you know what I mean.
Penname:dracontia
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Member Since:2006/03/10
Favored Skin:GraphicLite
My Website:http://dracfic.livejournal.com/
Also Archived at:The Hex Files, Sycophant Hex
A Favorite Author of:134
Reviews Posted:54

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Nonpareil [T (PG-13)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 8] Favorite - 8
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: Drama, Erotica, post-DH/DH, compliant, Romance, Slash     Warnings: Slash, Lite, (not, explicit)
Summary: Jazz, the scent of café au lait, and muddy damp (with sharp undertones of two forms of used liquor) fill the evening air. We must be in New Orleans. Third in the series begun with ‘Standee’ and ‘Variance of Gravity’ and proof that a public seduction need not involve so much as a kiss…
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/06/27       Updated: 2008/06/27      Word Count: 5543

O.o.T.P. [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 9] Favorite - 2
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Arthur Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy
Genres: Friendship, General, Humor, post-DH/DH compliant     Warnings: none
Summary: Secret Societies are an established aspect of the canon world. Mention of lots of canon and could-be-canon pairings; should-be-canon premise…
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2011/08/26       Updated: 2011/08/26      Word Count: 2278

Once Upon a Window Pane [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 17] Favorite - 9
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, James Potter, James Potter (son of Harry), Lily Potter (daughter of Harry), Neville Longbottom, Original Character, Scorpius Malfoy, Severus Snape
Genres: General, Humor, post-DH/DH, compliant     Warnings: none
Summary: Al wants Lily’s opinion, the Shrieking Shack wants a little cheer, Scorpius wants someone—anyone—to come to his rescue, and Professor Longbottom wants a potion for the headache. A certain ghost didn’t realize he wanted anything—until he got it.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/03/21       Updated: 2008/03/21      Word Count: 3479

Our Cousin the Wizard [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 14] Favorite - 3
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Dudley Dursley, Ginevra Weasley, Harry Potter, Lily Potter (daughter of Harry), Original Character, Petunia (Evans) Dursley
Genres: Drama, General, post-DH/DH compliant, Snapshot     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Life is easier when you can reconcile yourself to the peculiarities within your own family.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2011/09/16       Updated: 2011/09/16      Word Count: 2717

Platinumlocks and the Three Gryffindors [T (PG-13)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 13] Favorite - 6
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ronald Weasley
Genres: Alternate, Universe, Epilogue, What, Epilogue?, Humor, Parody, Smut, Slash, Slash     Warnings: Slash, Lite, (not, explicit)
Summary: Harry is good for more than just cooking. HermioneWeasley dared me to write a perverted HP fairy tale. What I wrote follows, and how I feel about it is neatly summed up in the Author’s Note.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/05/17       Updated: 2008/05/17      Word Count: 1598

Question of Identity [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 10] Favorite - 4
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Characters: Angelina Johnson, Fred Weasley, George Weasley
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, General, Mystery/Suspense, Psychological, Snapshot     Warnings: **DH SPOILERS**, Self-Mutilation
Summary: No one can really tell twins apart.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/04/05       Updated: 2008/04/05      Word Count: 709

Recovery Continues: Believing is Seeing [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 8] Favorite - 3
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Characters: Angelina Johnson, Arthur Weasley, Bill Weasley, Charlie Weasley, George Weasley, Ginevra Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Other Canon Witch/Wizard, Percy Weasley, Ronald Weasley
Genres: Drama, General, post-DH/DH compliant, Psychological, Snapshot     Warnings: **DH SPOILERS**
Summary: Not all scars are visible. The most insignificant event could trigger a flashback… or healing. A sequel to ‘A Credit to Their Houses,’ chronologically just after the end of chapter 6.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2014/02/05       Updated: 2014/02/05      Word Count: 5100

Return of the Fairy God-Jarvey [M (R)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 48] Favorite - 35
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Humor, Parody, Romance     Warnings: none
Summary: Sequel to 'Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey.' Hermione mistakes Severus' intimations that he would like to deepen their relationship for just the opposite, and unintentionally pushes him away. With their relationship needlessly on the rocks, it's Regina Fletcher, to the rescue! More wacky fluff, with a dash of fluffy angst!
Chapters: 7      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/06/12       Updated: 2006/06/28      Word Count: 42541

Rhyme and Unreason [M (R)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 21] Favorite - 19
Category: CHALLENGES > Off-Site Challenges > Limerick Hex Challenge
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Minerva McGonagall, Neville Longbottom, Remus Lupin, Severus Snape
Genres: Humor, Parody, Romance     Warnings: none
Summary: "Sev and 'Mione were hexed most severe Not much space for plot there, my dear Limerick form's not inviting To logically writing And still squeezing lemons in there"
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/06/27       Updated: 2006/06/29      Word Count: 7708

Ruffled Fathers and a Lot of Grousing: Harry and Draco’s Halloween [M (R)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 56] Favorite - 29
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Lily Potter (daughter of Harry), Luna Lovegood, Millicent Bulstrode, Original Character, Scorpius Malfoy
Genres: General, Humor, post-DH/DH, compliant, Romance, Smut, Slash     Warnings: **DH, SPOILERS**
Summary: Can two divorcees, having been costumed against their will by their offspring, both attend a Halloween party without driving each other crazy? Let’s hope not.
Chapters: 7      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/10/31       Updated: 2008/12/14      Word Count: 35735



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