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Mostly Harmless! Though I have to admit, I'm even stranger than I appear. ;-) There's a pile of unbeta'd stuff on my LJ (dracfic) if you're interested in Raw, Untamed, fanfic.

Believe it or not, "How Argus Filch Got Wild, Got Laid, and Got His Magic" has been rec'ed by Know It Alls! It's true! They gave me this pretty lil' ribbon and everything! And in March 2007, they saw fit to likewise reccommend (as an antidote to angst) the story that started it all, 'Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey'--just in time for the first anniversary of that story's posting! *hugs Harm*

(I also have to admit that 'mostly harmless' may not be the most apt description of a member of the Mad Chatters...)

Rec'ed by Know It Alls 

Finally, I just have to say... Storyville. If you were there, you know what I mean.
Penname:dracontia
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Member Since:2006/03/10
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My Website:http://dracfic.livejournal.com/
Also Archived at:The Hex Files, Sycophant Hex
A Favorite Author of:134
Reviews Posted:54

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Menage a... Deux? [T (PG-13)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 80] Favorite - 36
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Luna Lovegood, Name Withheld (surprise)
Genres: Alternate, Universe, Epilogue, What, Epilogue?, Erotica, Humor     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Luna Lovegood is experimenting. Draco Malfoy picks a hell of a time to interrupt. If you crave profundity, this will not satisfy, but if you’d like a little whine with your cheese, you’ve come to the right place. Completely AU—because it’s fun that way!
Chapters: 5      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/07/26       Updated: 2008/07/28      Word Count: 14022

Mine [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 2]
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: Drama, post-DH/DH compliant, Snapshot     Warnings: none
Summary: One of those scenes that come like a vision, out of nowhere and going wherever the reader imagines.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2014/09/12       Updated: 2014/09/12      Word Count: 1660

Moaning Myrtle's Mambo Number 5 (sung to Lou Bega’s Mambo #5) [T (PG-13)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 13] Favorite - 2
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Podcast Filk Challenge
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Moaning Myrtle
Genres: General, Humor     Warnings: none
Summary: Summary: Moaning Myrtle. Mambo #5. Do I really have to go on? Good, clean, er, lewd fun!
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/06/29       Updated: 2007/06/29      Word Count: 699

Mother Knows Best [T (PG-13)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 11] Favorite - 2
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Malfoy Manor
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginevra Weasley, Harry Potter, Narcissa Malfoy
Genres: Alternate, Universe, General, Humor, Parody, Romance, Slash     Warnings: Slash, Lite, (not, explicit)
Summary: Narcissa has a new hobby--and Draco isn't terribly pleased. Is it possible to take the parental privilege of embarrassing one's child a little too far?
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/01/23       Updated: 2007/01/23      Word Count: 1370

Never Have (Gen) [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 3] Favorite - 2
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Scorpius Malfoy
Genres: Angst, Drama, General, Snapshot     Warnings: none
Summary: Scorpius has never wanted to disappoint his father. Companion piece to ‘You Have,’ the tenth installment in gen arc the Al & Scorp series.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2009/04/11       Updated: 2009/04/11      Word Count: 958

Never Have (Slash) [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 5] Favorite - 2
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Scorpius Malfoy
Genres: Angst, Drama, Snapshot     Warnings: none
Summary: Scorpius has never wanted to disappoint his father. Companion piece to ‘You Have,’ the twelfth installment in the slash arc of the Al & Scorp series.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2009/04/11       Updated: 2009/04/11      Word Count: 950

No Play [MA (NC-17)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 6] Favorite - 2
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Scorpius Malfoy
Genres: Erotica, post-DH/DH, compliant, Romance, Slash     Warnings: none
Summary: Slash Arc, Al and Scorp Show universe, early sixth year. Scorpius cites the old saying about all work and no play. Albus Severus counters convincingly with the advantages of taking everything quite seriously… (For those who have been patiently waiting for some action between incredibly pretty boys!) Fairly explicit slash. Don't say I didn't warn you!
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/10/06       Updated: 2008/10/06      Word Count: 3191

Nonpareil [T (PG-13)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 8] Favorite - 8
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: Drama, Erotica, post-DH/DH, compliant, Romance, Slash     Warnings: Slash, Lite, (not, explicit)
Summary: Jazz, the scent of café au lait, and muddy damp (with sharp undertones of two forms of used liquor) fill the evening air. We must be in New Orleans. Third in the series begun with ‘Standee’ and ‘Variance of Gravity’ and proof that a public seduction need not involve so much as a kiss…
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/06/27       Updated: 2008/06/27      Word Count: 5543

O.o.T.P. [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 9] Favorite - 2
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Arthur Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy
Genres: Friendship, General, Humor, post-DH/DH compliant     Warnings: none
Summary: Secret Societies are an established aspect of the canon world. Mention of lots of canon and could-be-canon pairings; should-be-canon premise…
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2011/08/26       Updated: 2011/08/26      Word Count: 2278

Once Upon a Window Pane [K+ (PG)] by dracontia
[Reviews - 18] Favorite - 9
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, James Potter, James Potter (son of Harry), Lily Potter (daughter of Harry), Neville Longbottom, Original Character, Scorpius Malfoy, Severus Snape
Genres: General, Humor, post-DH/DH, compliant     Warnings: none
Summary: Al wants Lily’s opinion, the Shrieking Shack wants a little cheer, Scorpius wants someone—anyone—to come to his rescue, and Professor Longbottom wants a potion for the headache. A certain ghost didn’t realize he wanted anything—until he got it.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/03/21       Updated: 2008/03/21      Word Count: 3479



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