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I'm a middle-aged, professional writer of non-fiction and would-be professional writer of fiction who also writes Harry Potter fanfiction just for fun.

I’m a proud member of the Harry Potter Old Lady Smut Brigade, which means I’m most interested in the older female characters in the Harry Potter saga, particularly Minerva McGonagall.

If I had received my Hogwarts letter back in nineteen-mumble-mumble, I would most likely have been sorted into Ravenclaw, or so everyone tells me, probably because I’m a geeky data-freak (my Real Life™ requires me to read piles of medical journal articles.) I, however, think I’d feel right at home in Hufflepuff too, so I consider myself a Ravenpuff.

The fics I write may contain adult themes, and I will always warn for non-con, graphic violence, bestiality, incest, or underage sex. I don't warn for homosexual relationships or sex, or for threesomes/moresomes, unless they contain one of the aforementioned elements.

Disclaimers: Anything from the Harry Potter universe belongs solely to its creator, J.K. Rowling, and her licensees. Original plot, characters, dialog, etc. are mine.

My stories are available for use under a Creative Commons attribution, non-commercial, share-alike license (CC-BY-NC-SA).

I have a blog: http://squibstress.wordpress.com/.

I'm also on LiveJournal and Twitter (@Squibstress).

I maintain a master list of (mostly Minerva-centric) recs at Diigo.

I am a proud member of the Harry Potter Old Lady Smut Brigade.
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A Favorite Author of:45
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A Change of Plans [MA (NC-17)] by Squibstress
[Reviews - 8] Favorite - 5
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate Universe, Angst, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance     Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content, Language
Summary: Ralph Waldo Emerson advises us: "In analyzing history do not be too profound, for often the causes are quite superficial." No profundity here, but a bit of speculation on how a chance meeting and a change of plans altered the course of the last Wizarding War.

Winner - Best Line, Spring 2012 HP Fanfic Fanpoll Awards

Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2012/01/09       Updated: 2012/01/09      Word Count: 10735

A Perfectly Potent Potion [MA (NC-17)] by Squibstress
[Reviews - 8] Favorite - 1
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape
Genres: Humor, Smut     Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content, Role Reversal
Summary: Severus makes a little extra Polyjuice. Hijinx ensue.
Warnings: Professors getting it on. Multiple pairings (sort of): f/m, f/f, m/m. Maybe some crackiness around the edges. Oh, and non-con, in a way.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2013/09/21       Updated: 2013/09/21      Word Count: 5258

A Slant-Told Tale [MA (NC-17)] by Squibstress
[Reviews - 151] Favorite - 24
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Alastor (Mad-Eye) Moody, Albus Dumbledore, Bathilda Bagshot, Minerva McGonagall, Original Character, Other Canon Witch/Wizard
Genres: Angst, Drama, Friendship, Mystery/Suspense, Psychological, Romance     Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content, Language, Violence
Summary: Before she was Professor McGonagall, she was Minerva Macnair. After an arranged marriage forces her into an impossible situation, Minerva does what she must to survive. Her choices have far-reaching consequences throughout her life. Featuring Minerva, Albus Dumbledore, and Alastor Moody, this is the semi-gothic tale of a woman, her secrets, and how she keeps them.Featuring Minerva, Albus Dumbledore, and Alastor Moody, this is the semi-gothic tale of a woman, her secrets, and how she keeps them.

Winner - 3rd Place, Best Drama-Angst WIP - Fall/Winter 2012 HP Fanfic Fanpoll Awards

Chapters: 40      Completed: No       Published: 2012/01/19       Updated: 2014/03/12      Word Count: 146065

Alone and Palely Loitering [T (PG-13)] by Squibstress
[Reviews - 7]
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Nicolas Flamel, Other Canon Witch/Wizard
Genres: Drama, Humor, Psychological, Slash     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Immortality seemed like a good idea at the time, but it's not without its disadvantages.

Winner - 2nd Place, Best Dark Story (Gen) - Fall/Winter 2013 HP Fanfic Fanpoll Awards

Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2013/03/07       Updated: 2013/03/07      Word Count: 3453

Another Part of the Castle (1996) [M (R)] by Squibstress
[Reviews - 5] Favorite - 3
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Minerva McGonagall, Ronald Weasley, Tom Riddle (Voldemort)
Genres: Humor, Romance     Warnings: none
Summary: Harry has a dream and makes a startling discovery.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2011/05/13       Updated: 2011/05/20      Word Count: 2206

Because it is Bitter, and Because it is my Heart [MA (NC-17)] by Squibstress
[Reviews - 79] Favorite - 22
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Filius Flitwick, Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Pomona Sprout, Poppy Pomfrey, Rolanda Hooch, Severus Snape, Tom Riddle (Voldemort)
Genres: Angst, Drama, post-DH/DH compliant, Psychological     Warnings: Abuse/Rape, Character Death, Explicit Sexual Content, Language, Voyeurism
Summary: War is hell, and Severus Snape and Minerva McGonagall are in the Ninth Circle. Set during Deathly Hallows, Headmaster Snape and Professor McGonagall are forced into an uncomfortable arrangement.
Chapters: 20      Completed: Yes       Published: 2011/01/01       Updated: 2011/04/26      Word Count: 37491

Betrayal and the Art of Salvation [M (R)] by Squibstress
[Reviews - 1] Favorite - 2
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Filius Flitwick, Gilderoy Lockhart, Hermione Granger, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape
Genres: Angst, Drama, Friendship, Psychological, Romance     Warnings: Adultery, Language
Summary: A series of vignettes in which Minerva McGonagall deals with her relationship with Albus Dumbledore. Warning for infidelity.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2012/04/21       Updated: 2012/04/21      Word Count: 8583

Bonnie Wee Thing [K (G)] by Squibstress
[Reviews - 7] Favorite - 2
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Minerva McGonagall, Original Character
Genres: General     Warnings: (None)
Summary: A series of five double-drabbles celebrating the birthday of my favourite witch.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2011/10/03       Updated: 2011/10/03      Word Count: 1124

Ca' the Yowes (1996) [K+ (PG)] by Squibstress
[Reviews - 8] Favorite - 4
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Minerva McGonagall, Other Canon Witch/Wizard
Genres: General, Romance     Warnings: none
Summary: Minerva McGonagall awakens in St Mungo's after the Stunner attack to find she has an unusual visitor. A bit of fluff.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2011/05/16       Updated: 2011/05/27      Word Count: 1338

Chanson de Severus [M (R)] by Squibstress
[Reviews - 5] Favorite - 1
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate Universe, Angst, Psychological, Songfic     Warnings: Abuse/Rape, Adultery, Character Death, Language, Murder, Violence
Summary: Severus watches. He reflects on how things went so far so fast. Not a true chanson de geste, since it follows none of the prescribed meters. But it is a romance of deeds, though some not as heroic as tradition would have it.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2010/12/20       Updated: 2010/12/31      Word Count: 2546



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