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I'm a middle-aged, professional writer of non-fiction and would-be professional writer of fiction who also writes Harry Potter fanfiction just for fun.

I’m a proud member of the Harry Potter Old Lady Smut Brigade, which means I’m most interested in the older female characters in the Harry Potter saga, particularly Minerva McGonagall.

If I had received my Hogwarts letter back in nineteen-mumble-mumble, I would most likely have been sorted into Ravenclaw, or so everyone tells me, probably because I’m a geeky data-freak (my Real Life™ requires me to read piles of medical journal articles.) I, however, think I’d feel right at home in Hufflepuff too, so I consider myself a Ravenpuff.

The fics I write may contain adult themes, and I will always warn for non-con, graphic violence, bestiality, incest, or underage sex. I don't warn for homosexual relationships or sex, or for threesomes/moresomes, unless they contain one of the aforementioned elements.

Disclaimers: Anything from the Harry Potter universe belongs solely to its creator, J.K. Rowling, and her licensees. Original plot, characters, dialog, etc. are mine.

My stories are available for use under a Creative Commons attribution, non-commercial, share-alike license (CC-BY-NC-SA).

I have a blog: http://squibstress.wordpress.com/.

I'm also on LiveJournal and Twitter (@Squibstress).

I maintain a master list of (mostly Minerva-centric) recs at Diigo.

I am a proud member of the Harry Potter Old Lady Smut Brigade.
Penname:Squibstress
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A Favorite Author of:45
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Come Autumn, Sae Pensive (1967) [M (R)] by Squibstress
[Reviews - 12] Favorite - 7
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Filius Flitwick, Minerva McGonagall, Molly Weasley, Original Character, Poppy Pomfrey
Genres: Angst, Drama     Warnings: Child Torture/Death, Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: Changes are afoot in Minerva McGonagall's life when she finds herself unexpectedly pregnant. This is the third story set in the "Epithalamium" universe.
Chapters: 19      Completed: No       Published: 2012/10/05       Updated: 2013/01/13      Word Count: 44058

Comme Un Rêve de Pierre [M (R)] by Squibstress
[Reviews - 4]
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Characters: Bill Weasley, Stan Shunpike
Genres: Angst     Warnings: Adultery
Summary: Stan looked at him. And that was as good as any sex Bill had ever had.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2013/04/01       Updated: 2013/04/01      Word Count: 1743

Dulce et Decorum Est (with apologies to Horace and Wilfred Owen) [K+ (PG)] by Squibstress
[Reviews - 3]
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Minerva McGonagall
Genres: Drabble/100-Word     Warnings: none
Summary: An almost-drabble to the prompt: "Gryffindor House ~ dulce et decorum est pro patria morti" [sic], submitted to the "Welcome Home Comment Ficathon" on LiveJournal.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2012/07/20       Updated: 2012/07/20      Word Count: 138

Epithalamium [MA (NC-17)] by Squibstress
[Reviews - 133] Favorite - 20
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Minerva McGonagall, Tom Riddle (Voldemort)
Genres: Angst     Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content, Language, Violence
Summary: Minerva McGonagall is a bright, talented witch with dreams of becoming the first woman in the Auror corps. Albus Dumbledore is famous, brilliant, flawed, and more than forty years her senior. Their love-affair will change their lives in ways neither anticipates and places them in the sights of the man who will become the greatest threat the wizarding world has ever known. Warning: Teacher/student (of age)

Winner - 3rd Place, Best Romance (Minerva McGonagall) - Fall/Winter 2013 HP Fanfic Fanpoll Awards

Chapters: 55      Completed: Yes       Published: 2011/05/27       Updated: 2012/10/18      Word Count: 193418

Exotic Matter [M (R)] by Squibstress
[Reviews - 9] Favorite - 10
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Hermione Granger, Minerva McGonagall, Ronald Weasley, Severus Snape
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Psychological, Romance     Warnings: none
Summary: When Hermione is asked to update the National Dictionary of Wizarding Biography, she discovers some surprising things about her favourite professor. An angsty, nerdy time-travel romance. (MM/SS, HG/RW)

Warning for brief violent scene, mention of character death, mention of suicide.

Chapters: 2      Completed: No       Published: 2013/11/02       Updated: 2013/11/06      Word Count: 18148

Familiar Rituals (1977) [MA (NC-17)] by Squibstress
[Reviews - 5] Favorite - 3
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Minerva McGonagall
Genres: Erotica, Smut     Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: Albus and Minerva celebrate the end of term with rituals pleasant and otherwise.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2011/04/25       Updated: 2011/05/05      Word Count: 2844

Four Christmases [M (R)] by Squibstress
[Reviews - 4] Favorite - 1
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape
Genres: Angst     Warnings: Language
Summary: Minerva attempts to teach Severus Occlumency and perhaps something more. This is not a happy Christmas story.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2013/01/10       Updated: 2013/01/10      Word Count: 7445

From the Besieged Ardea [MA (NC-17)] by Squibstress
[Reviews - 4]
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Azkaban Prison
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Minerva McGonagall, Tom Riddle (Voldemort)
Genres: Angst, Drama     Warnings: Abuse/Rape, Language
Summary: “There has been a great deal of speculation, both from scholars and in the popular press, about the sexual and romantic life of Albus Dumbledore and, to a lesser extent, Minerva McGonagall, and a popular mythology has grown up around the idea of a putative, unconsummated love between the two.” Why did they never get together, and what did Tom Riddle have to do with it?

A "Fandom Classics" selection for March 2014.

Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2011/12/09       Updated: 2011/12/09      Word Count: 5829

Gin a Body Meet a Body [MA (NC-17)] by Squibstress
[Reviews - 16] Favorite - 8
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape
Genres: Drama, Erotica, Psychological, Smut     Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content, Language
Summary: In between running Hogwarts, being a Death Eater, and protecting the Boy Who Lived, there's one more little thing Snape has to do . . .

Winner - 2nd Place, Most Inventive Magic & 3rd Place, Best Het Smut - Fall/Winter 2012 HP Fanfic Fanpoll Awards; 2nd Place, Best Legacy Story (Minerva McGonagall) - Fall/Winter 2013 HP Fanfic Fanpoll Awards

Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2012/11/09       Updated: 2012/11/09      Word Count: 12011

Heart's Desire [T (PG-13)] by Squibstress
[Reviews - 3] Favorite - 1
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Minerva McGonagall, Other Canon Witch/Wizard
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance, Slash     Warnings: Character Death, Language
Summary: It takes sixty years, but Minerva finally comes to understand the truth of George Bernard Shaw's pronouncement on tragedy "Life contains but two tragedies. One is not to get your heart's desire; the other is to get it."

Includes Minerva/Dougal, Minerva/Amelia, Minerva/Elphinstone

Winner - 2013 MuggleNet Fanfiction Quicksilver Quill Award - Non-Canon Romance, One-shot

Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2012/04/24       Updated: 2012/04/24      Word Count: 7899



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