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Hope Springs Eternal [K+ (PG)] by peskipiksi
[Reviews - 4]
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Shrieking Shack
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Remus Lupin
Genres: Angst, Drabble/100-Word, General     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Remus has a favour to ask Dumbledore.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2013/10/06       Updated: 2013/10/06      Word Count: 761

Dear Me: The Reply [K+ (PG)] by peskipiksi
[Reviews - 11]
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Characters: Severus Snape
Genres: Angst, Drabble/100-Word     Warnings: **DH SPOILERS**
Summary: Sequel to 'Dear Me'. Twenty-one year old Snape sends an impassioned letter to his younger self, and gets several in reply.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2013/07/06       Updated: 2013/07/06      Word Count: 597

I Think I'm Going Quackers [T (PG-13)] by peskipiksi
[Reviews - 5]
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Severus Snape
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Humor     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Why is there a rubber duck on Snape's desk?
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2013/06/29       Updated: 2013/06/29      Word Count: 142

The Sorting Hat's Defence [K+ (PG)] by peskipiksi
[Reviews - 7]
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Augusta (Gran) Longbottom, Lucius Malfoy, Other Canon Witch/Wizard, Sorting Hat
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, General     Warnings: **DH SPOILERS**
Summary: The Hogwarts Governors are not happy with The Sorting Hat.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2013/06/23       Updated: 2013/06/23      Word Count: 661

Dear Me [K+ (PG)] by peskipiksi
[Reviews - 13]
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Characters: Severus Snape
Genres: Angst, Drabble/100-Word     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Young Severus receives an impassioned letter from his future self.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2013/06/11       Updated: 2013/06/11      Word Count: 611

I Know What You Did Last Halloween [K+ (PG)] by peskipiksi
[Reviews - 14] Favorite - 4
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Characters: Arthur Weasley, Charlie Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Molly Weasley, Original Character, Ronald Weasley, Severus Snape
Genres: Humor     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Arthur Weasley is in trouble with the Ministry again. And Snape is only making things worse.
Chapters: 3      Completed: Yes       Published: 2013/03/29       Updated: 2013/05/07      Word Count: 8435

The Birds and the Bees and the Werewolves [K+ (PG)] by peskipiksi
[Reviews - 12]
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Characters: Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, Teddy Remus Lupin
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Humor     Warnings: (None)
Summary: The scariest question a kid can ask his parents!
Chapters: 1      Completed: No       Published: 2013/04/21       Updated: 2013/04/21      Word Count: 306

Batteries Not Included [K+ (PG)] by peskipiksi
[Reviews - 8]
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Characters: Molly Weasley
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Humor     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Arthur Weasley has finally found a way to get Molly to accept his collection of Muggle rubbish.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2013/03/09       Updated: 2013/03/09      Word Count: 152

Potterbore, or Not Quite as Good as The Phoenix Owner's Lament [K+ (PG)] by peskipiksi
[Reviews - 3]
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Humor, Songfic     Warnings: (None)
Summary: A Songfic for Gilbert and Sullivan fans.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2013/02/13       Updated: 2013/02/13      Word Count: 481

A Study of the Woman in Scarlet and Green [K+ (PG)] by peskipiksi
[Reviews - 25] Favorite - 12
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Mystery/Suspense, Romance     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Sequel to 'A Scandal in Bulgaria'. When the infamous photographs of her and Krum go missing, Hermione herself must turn to Snape for help.
Chapters: 4      Completed: Yes       Published: 2013/01/14       Updated: 2013/02/04      Word Count: 7072

The Phoenix Owner's Lament [K+ (PG)] by peskipiksi
[Reviews - 8]
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Characters: Albus Dumbledore
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Humor, Songfic     Warnings: (None)
Summary: A Headmaster's lot is not a happy one.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2012/10/27       Updated: 2012/10/27      Word Count: 285

When I Lay Me Down to Sleep [K+ (PG)] by peskipiksi
[Reviews - 10] Favorite - 2
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Severus Snape
Genres: Angst, General     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Severus is suffering from nightmares. Help comes from an unexpected source.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2012/09/04       Updated: 2012/09/04      Word Count: 1060

Daddy Dearest [K+ (PG)] by peskipiksi
[Reviews - 13] Favorite - 1
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Ginevra Weasley, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, Severus Snape
Genres: Humor     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Snape gets a shock at the first Order meeting after the war.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2012/08/15       Updated: 2012/08/15      Word Count: 1134

Bucket of Barbed Wire [K+ (PG)] by peskipiksi
[Reviews - 17] Favorite - 3
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Characters: Severus Snape
Genres: Humor, Parody     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Severus is really regretting buying a new house.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2012/07/09       Updated: 2012/07/09      Word Count: 805

A Scandal in Bulgaria [K+ (PG)] by peskipiksi
[Reviews - 14] Favorite - 6
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Bulgarian Connections
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape, Sibyll Trelawney, Viktor Krum
Genres: Mystery/Suspense, Parody     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Viktor Krum turns to Severus Snape when a scandal threatens his career.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2012/06/29       Updated: 2012/06/29      Word Count: 2301

Voldemort's Blessing [K+ (PG)] by peskipiksi
[Reviews - 8] Favorite - 4
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Gilderoy Lockhart, Minerva McGonagall, Pomona Sprout
Genres: Humor     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Thank Merlin the Dark Arts job is cursed!
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2012/06/10       Updated: 2012/06/10      Word Count: 342

The Silver Snake [K+ (PG)] by peskipiksi
[Reviews - 6] Favorite - 1
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Andromeda (Black) Tonks, Bellatrix Lestrange, Narcissa Malfoy, Ted Tonks
Genres: General     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Andromeda Black is fed up with being bullied by her horrible sisters. But help comes from a surprising source.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2012/06/07       Updated: 2012/06/07      Word Count: 1858

The Pride of the Dark Lord is Wounded [K+ (PG)] by peskipiksi
[Reviews - 10] Favorite - 1
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Azkaban Prison
Characters: Severus Snape, Tom Riddle (Voldemort)
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Humor     Warnings: Out of Character
Summary: Lord Voldemort is having trouble with his new wand.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2012/06/02       Updated: 2012/06/02      Word Count: 486

Don't Look Back [K+ (PG)] by peskipiksi
[Reviews - 6] Favorite - 1
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Alecto Carrow, Bellatrix Lestrange, Lily (Evans) Potter, Narcissa Malfoy, Severus Snape
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Friendship     Warnings: **DH SPOILERS**, Character Death
Summary: A grieving Severus is given the chance to bring Lily back to life. But this chance has very specific conditions attached.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2012/05/17       Updated: 2012/05/17      Word Count: 3325

Hurrah for the Pirate King [K+ (PG)] by peskipiksi
[Reviews - 11] Favorite - 6
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Horror, Humor, Romance     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Hermione finds herself toying with the Patented Daydream Charm that Fred once gave her. What she discovers is beyond even her wildest dreams.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2012/04/01       Updated: 2012/04/01      Word Count: 2258

Dream a Little Dream [K+ (PG)] by peskipiksi
[Reviews - 8]
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Characters: Dean Thomas, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Neville Longbottom, Ronald Weasley, Seamus Finnigan
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Humor     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Ron’s habit of midnight snacking results in a very strange recurring dream.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2012/03/11       Updated: 2012/03/11      Word Count: 430

For the Greater Good [M (R)] by peskipiksi
[Reviews - 55] Favorite - 4
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Draco Malfoy, Ernie Macmillan, Hannah Abbott, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Severus Snape, Sibyll Trelawney
Genres: Action/Adventure, Alternate Universe, Angst, Drama     Warnings: Character Death
Summary: Snape and Malfoy make a difficult decision when Dumbledore is made Minister for Magic.
Chapters: 10      Completed: Yes       Published: 2012/01/02       Updated: 2012/03/03      Word Count: 18781

Out for a Duck [K+ (PG)] by peskipiksi
[Reviews - 15] Favorite - 3
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Characters: Arthur Weasley, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Rufus Scrimgeour
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Humor     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Who was that masked bloke running starkers through the Ministry of Magic?!
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2012/02/19       Updated: 2012/02/19      Word Count: 504

Press Attention [K+ (PG)] by peskipiksi
[Reviews - 7]
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Shrieking Shack
Characters: Gilderoy Lockhart, Sirius Black
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Humor     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Sirius and Lockhart both find themselves in the papers. Two short drabbles from prompts on the Amazon HP forums.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2012/02/10       Updated: 2012/02/10      Word Count: 173

Ode to Dudley Dursley [K+ (PG)] by peskipiksi
[Reviews - 11] Favorite - 1
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Dudley Dursley, Harry Potter
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Humor, Songfic     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Harry pays tribute to Dudley - Terry Scott style.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2012/01/28       Updated: 2012/01/28      Word Count: 320

Oh, Knickers! [K+ (PG)] by peskipiksi
[Reviews - 11] Favorite - 1
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Rita Skeeter, Severus Snape
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Humor     Warnings: none
Summary: Snape is up in front of the Wizengamot on a very strange charge.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2012/01/07       Updated: 2012/01/07      Word Count: 459

The Diary of Severus Snape [K+ (PG)] by peskipiksi
[Reviews - 8] Favorite - 3
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Severus Snape
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Humor     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Professor Snape does not have a happy Christmas.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2012/01/01       Updated: 2012/01/01      Word Count: 424

The Philosopher's Fate [T (PG-13)] by peskipiksi
[Reviews - 94] Favorite - 53
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Alecto Carrow, Amycus Carrow, Dennis Creevey, Dolores Jane Umbridge, Filius Flitwick, Ginevra Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Lavender Brown, Minerva McGonagall, Neville Longbottom, Parvati Patil, Ronald Weasley, Severus Snape
Genres: Angst, Drama, Epilogue, What Epilogue?, Friendship, Romance     Warnings: **DH SPOILERS**, Character Death
Summary: Ginny's eighteenth birthday present to Hermione causes no end of trouble.
Chapters: 13      Completed: Yes       Published: 2011/07/25       Updated: 2011/12/18      Word Count: 22176

Monsters under the Bed [K+ (PG)] by peskipiksi
[Reviews - 1]
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Armando Dippet, Fenrir Greyback, Rubeus Hagrid, Tom Riddle (Voldemort)
Genres: General     Warnings: (None)
Summary: A young Fenrir Greyback runs away from home and meets twelve-year-old Rubeus Hagrid.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2011/12/15       Updated: 2011/12/15      Word Count: 3122

Sanctuary [K+ (PG)] by peskipiksi
[Reviews - 2]
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Shrieking Shack
Characters: James Potter, Sirius Black
Genres: Angst, Friendship     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Teenage Sirius finds himself in a precarious position.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2011/11/30       Updated: 2011/11/30      Word Count: 1757

Lost in Translation [K+ (PG)] by peskipiksi
[Reviews - 6]
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ronald Weasley, Viktor Krum
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Humor     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Viktor tries to translate his best-selling Quidditch book - with amusing results.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2011/11/19       Updated: 2011/11/19      Word Count: 584

Animal Magnetism [K+ (PG)] by peskipiksi
[Reviews - 7] Favorite - 1
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Characters: Hermione Granger, Lavender Brown, Parvati Patil, Ronald Weasley
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Humor     Warnings: none
Summary: You should NEVER try out handwritten spells in old books.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2011/10/15       Updated: 2011/10/15      Word Count: 610

J'accuse [K+ (PG)] by peskipiksi
[Reviews - 6]
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Alastor (Mad-Eye) Moody, Albus Dumbledore, Bartimus Crouch, Rufus Scrimgeour, Severus Snape
Genres: Drama, Angst     Warnings: **DH SPOILERS**
Summary: What really happened when Snape was accused of being a Death Eater after Lily and James died?
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2011/07/15       Updated: 2011/07/25      Word Count: 2020

Remembrance of Things Past [K+ (PG)] by peskipiksi
[Reviews - 9] Favorite - 2
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: James Potter, Lily (Evans) Potter, Severus Snape, Sirius Black
Genres: Drabble/100-Word     Warnings: **DH SPOILERS**
Summary: Severus has never failed a Defence class in his life, but the Patronus Charm is giving him trouble.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2011/07/16       Updated: 2011/07/16      Word Count: 813

Love, Lily [K+ (PG)] by peskipiksi
[Reviews - 7] Favorite - 5
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Category: CHALLENGES >
Category: TPP Challenges > Podcast Missing DH Scene Challenge
Characters: Lily (Evans) Potter, Severus Snape
Genres: Angst, Friendship     Warnings: **DH SPOILERS**
Summary: Breaking into Grimmauld Place in summer 1997, Snape finds a bigger shock waiting for him than even Mad-Eye Moody could dream up.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2011/07/05       Updated: 2011/07/13      Word Count: 1557

Stand by Your Man [K+ (PG)] by peskipiksi
[Reviews - 11] Favorite - 1
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Shrieking Shack
Characters: Nymphadora Tonks, Rita Skeeter
Genres: Humor, Drabble/100-Word     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Tonks dishes on the perks of being married to a werewolf.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2011/07/08       Updated: 2011/07/08      Word Count: 417

Never be Lonely Anymore [K+ (PG)] by peskipiksi
[Reviews - 5] Favorite - 1
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Shrieking Shack
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Other Canon Witch/Wizard, Remus Lupin
Genres: General     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Eleven year old Remus Lupin receives a very special letter.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2011/06/14       Updated: 2011/06/28      Word Count: 3367

Submission Rules [K+ (PG)] by peskipiksi
[Reviews - 23] Favorite - 4
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Characters: Severus Snape
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Humor     Warnings: (None)
Summary: A letter from Professor Snape which, according to him, you would be advised to read...
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2011/06/20       Updated: 2011/06/20      Word Count: 426

More Mayhem at the Ministry [K+ (PG)] by peskipiksi
[Reviews - 10]
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Characters: Arthur Weasley, Cornelius Fudge, Dolores Jane Umbridge, Mafalda Hopkirk
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Humor     Warnings: (None)
Summary: The Ministry finds itself overrun with Pygmy Puffs...
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2011/06/18       Updated: 2011/06/18      Word Count: 696

Life imitates Art [K+ (PG)] by peskipiksi
[Reviews - 7]
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Shrieking Shack
Characters: Remus Lupin
Genres: Angst, Drabble/100-Word     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Remus Lupin never thought he'd find a Muggle book so interesting.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2011/06/09       Updated: 2011/06/11      Word Count: 436

Jamie's Food Revolution Hits Hogwarts [K+ (PG)] by peskipiksi
[Reviews - 6] Favorite - 3
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Rita Skeeter
Genres: Humor, Drabble/100-Word     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Sequel to 'Hell's Kitchen'. Muggle Masterchef goes from bad to worse.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2011/05/31       Updated: 2011/06/10      Word Count: 479

Friends, Teachers, Chocolate [M (R)] by peskipiksi
[Reviews - 43] Favorite - 39
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Argus Filch, Gawain Robards, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Minerva McGonagall, Ronald Weasley, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate Universe, Drama, Romance     Warnings: **DH SPOILERS**, Torture
Summary: Twenty-four hours is a long time in Azkaban. Hermione makes the riskiest move of her career to save Professor Snape from a wretched future. (Rating is for sexual content; torture is flashbacks to DH; it is exactly as appears in the book)
Chapters: 6      Completed: Yes       Published: 2011/03/28       Updated: 2011/06/09      Word Count: 13477

Hell's Kitchen [T (PG-13)] by peskipiksi
[Reviews - 7] Favorite - 1
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Rita Skeeter
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Humor     Warnings: Language
Summary: The Wizarding Wireless Network's new show doesn't go quite as planned.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2011/05/23       Updated: 2011/05/25      Word Count: 228



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