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Reviews Posted:101

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Lessons in Metempsychosis and Saṅsāra [M (R)] by TeaOli
[Reviews - 42] Favorite - 23
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Eileen (Prince) Snape, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Hermione Granger, James Potter, Lily (Evans) Potter, Name Withheld (surprise), Nymphadora Tonks, Original Character, Remus Lupin, Tobias Snape
Genres: Action/Adventure, Alternate Universe, Humor, Mystery/Suspense, Romance     Warnings: Character Death
Summary: After dying in the Shrieking Shack, Severus Snape is sent back so that he can learn to be a functional human being. In spite of the strides he appears to make, he and his very own “Clarence” know that it’s mostly window-dressing.

Hermione Granger doesn’t regret the choices she made during the war, but that doesn’t stop her seeking some sort of absolution for some of the consequences. If she could let go of her guilt, she might learn to believe she’s got abilities beyond being a swot.

Chapters: 8      Completed: No       Published: 2012/06/21       Updated: 2014/02/18      Word Count: 40056

No Reason to Worry [T (PG-13)] by TeaOli
[Reviews - 7]
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Horace Slughorn, The Bloody Baron
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Drama     Warnings: (None)
Summary: The comfort of lies is false.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2013/10/05       Updated: 2013/10/05      Word Count: 139

An Un-Familiar Tail [K+ (PG)] by TeaOli
[Reviews - 7] Favorite - 1
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Review-A-Thon
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Original Character
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drabble/100-Word, General, Humor, Mystery/Suspense     Warnings: (None)
Summary: A loyal Hogwarts house-elf works for the greater good.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2013/08/09       Updated: 2013/09/08      Word Count: 864

Hexed! [K+ (PG)] by TeaOli
[Reviews - 52] Favorite - 10
Category: LJ COMMUNITIES > SSHG_Exchange
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Name Withheld (surprise), Other Canon Witch/Wizard
Genres: Action/Adventure, Alternate Universe, Epilogue, What Epilogue?, Humor, Mystery/Suspense, Romance     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Severus Snape learns the hard way not to cross a half-giant. Hermione Granger gets caught in consequences of his gaffe.
Chapters: 7      Completed: Yes       Published: 2013/04/29       Updated: 2013/07/08      Word Count: 12403

A Bit of Discretion [M (R)] by TeaOli
[Reviews - 7] Favorite - 1
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Characters: Hermione Granger, Mr. Granger, Mrs. Granger, Ronald Weasley, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate Universe, Drabble/100-Word, Epilogue, What Epilogue?, Erotica, Humor, Slash     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Dr Bette Granger doesn’t usually regret not having pursued a medical degree. (This is another RW/SS/HG fic.)
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2013/06/22       Updated: 2013/06/22      Word Count: 426

Weasley and the Beast [T (PG-13)] by TeaOli
[Reviews - 10] Favorite - 2
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ronald Weasley, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate Universe, Drabble/100-Word, Epilogue, What Epilogue?, Humor, Romance, Slash     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Ron Weasley wants to impress Hermione Granger, but Severus Snape is proving to be a disappointing nemesis.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2013/05/12       Updated: 2013/05/12      Word Count: 836

The Perils of Watching the Paint Dry Whilst Stranded Without a Wand With Rain. Rain and Rain and Rain. And More Rain [T (PG-13)] by TeaOli
[Reviews - 11] Favorite - 7
Category: LJ COMMUNITIES > SSHG_Exchange
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Original Character, Severus Snape
Genres: Action/Adventure, Alternate Universe, Mystery/Suspense, Romance     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Stuck without their wands, watching paint dry, during a seemingly endless rain, what can a witch and wizard do?
Chapters: 3      Completed: Yes       Published: 2013/03/16       Updated: 2013/04/28      Word Count: 7306

Knowi Tall Saves Dinner [K+ (PG)] by TeaOli
[Reviews - 12] Favorite - 2
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Crookshanks, Hermione Granger, Original Character, Severus Snape
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Humor     Warnings: (None)
Summary: The secret is out: some of the familiars have many more talents than their witches and wizards are aware of.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2013/04/13       Updated: 2013/04/13      Word Count: 580

Practically Perfect in Every Way [K+ (PG)] by TeaOli
[Reviews - 10] Favorite - 3
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger
Genres: Drama, Romance, Alternate Universe, Drabble/100-Word     Warnings: (None)
Summary: A courtship continues, but one party has cold feet.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2013/03/10       Updated: 2013/03/12      Word Count: 213

Burning [T (PG-13)] by TeaOli
[Reviews - 9]
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape
Genres: Angst, Drabble/100-Word, Horror, Psychological, Romance     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Severus employs a unique approach to helping Minerva forget the past.
Chapters: 2      Completed: Yes       Published: 2013/03/02       Updated: 2013/03/02      Word Count: 274

Not So Different [K+ (PG)] by TeaOli
[Reviews - 8] Favorite - 2
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ronald Weasley, Severus Snape
Genres: Humor, Romance, Drabble/100-Word     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Online dating comes to the wizarding world.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2012/12/22       Updated: 2012/12/22      Word Count: 127

Supreme Masters of the Universe Hatch a Plan [K+ (PG)] by TeaOli
[Reviews - 22] Favorite - 8
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Hermione Granger, Original Character, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate Universe, Humor, Romance     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Familiars get familiar with one another as they scheme regarding their companions’ relationship.
Chapters: 3      Completed: Yes       Published: 2012/07/28       Updated: 2012/12/09      Word Count: 3364

A Righteous Act of Stupidity [T (PG-13)] by TeaOli
[Reviews - 10] Favorite - 1
Category: LJ COMMUNITIES > GrangerSnape100
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Original Character, Ronald Weasley, Severus Snape
Genres: Angst, Romance, Alternate Universe, Drabble/100-Word     Warnings: Character Death
Summary: A voice calls to Hermione, feeding her ego and asking her to make a choice that could have disastrous consequences.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2012/10/15       Updated: 2012/11/10      Word Count: 508

As You Never Were [K+ (PG)] by TeaOli
[Reviews - 5]
Category: LJ COMMUNITIES > GrangerSnape100
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Original Character, Severus Snape
Genres: Romance, Alternate Universe, Drabble/100-Word     Warnings: none
Summary: The afterlife can be what one makes of it – but only if one is actually dead.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2012/10/13       Updated: 2012/10/27      Word Count: 274

The Only Ones Who Know [T (PG-13)] by TeaOli
[Reviews - 15] Favorite - 4
Category: LJ COMMUNITIES > GrangerSnape100
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Angst, Drabble/100-Word, Psychological, Romance     Warnings: none
Summary: Hermione and Severus are the only ones who remember what should have happened.
Chapters: 2      Completed: Yes       Published: 2012/10/08       Updated: 2012/10/15      Word Count: 332

An Unexpected Glamour [T (PG-13)] by TeaOli
[Reviews - 13] Favorite - 1
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Category: CHALLENGES >
Category: TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Characters: Dean Thomas, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Harry Potter, Neville Longbottom, Ronald Weasley
Genres: Humor, Drabble/100-Word     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Fred and George have to test their potions on someone, don't they?
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2012/10/06       Updated: 2012/10/06      Word Count: 254

The Ignorance of the Privileged [K+ (PG)] by TeaOli
[Reviews - 7] Favorite - 3
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Essays
Characters: Lucius Malfoy
Genres: General     Warnings: (None)
Summary: I am an inveterate seeker of approval. This has undermined my ability to express a point that is important to me.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2012/08/27       Updated: 2012/09/22      Word Count: 4138

The Next Generation [K+ (PG)] by TeaOli
[Reviews - 7]
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Category: LJ COMMUNITIES > HPCon_Envy
Characters: Arabella Figg, Harry Potter, Original Character
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Humor     Warnings: none
Summary: The sins of the fathers...
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2012/07/26       Updated: 2012/07/31      Word Count: 336

Silhouettes [K (G)] by TeaOli
[Reviews - 6]
Category: LJ COMMUNITIES > HPCon_Envy
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Colin Creevey, Luna Lovegood
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Friendship, General, Romance     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Beauty can be found in the most unexpected of places.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2012/07/16       Updated: 2012/07/26      Word Count: 368

Certainty [K+ (PG)] by TeaOli
[Reviews - 10]
Category: LJ COMMUNITIES > HPCon_Envy
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Minerva McGonagall, Tom Riddle (Voldemort)
Genres: Drama, Drabble/100-Word     Warnings: (None)
Summary: When in doubt, further investigation is required.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2012/07/16       Updated: 2012/07/21      Word Count: 560

Mad About You [K+ (PG)] by TeaOli
[Reviews - 7]
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Hannah Abbott, Neville Longbottom, Original Character
Genres: Angst, Drabble/100-Word, Psychological, Romance     Warnings: Squick
Summary: She had been his everything; this place where she’d lived had been everyplace he needed to be.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2012/07/08       Updated: 2012/07/08      Word Count: 577

Ollivander's Os [T (PG-13)] by TeaOli
[Reviews - 15]
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Category: CHALLENGES >
Category: TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Characters: Augusta (Gran) Longbottom, Hannah Abbott, Neville Longbottom, Original Character
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Humor, Romance     Warnings: (None)
Summary: A young, hip (if a bit clueless) relative of Ollivander’s launches a line of comestibles called Ollivander’s Os. The line consists of foods and drinks packed into things they shouldn't be packed in, and each item is named after the food/drink plus the packing material. If you turn your nose up at box o’wine, then perhaps you’ve just been waiting for Tube o’Jam.
Chapters: 2      Completed: No       Published: 2012/06/02       Updated: 2012/06/04      Word Count: 868

Chance Met [K+ (PG)] by TeaOli
[Reviews - 9] Favorite - 3
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Drama, Epilogue, What Epilogue?, Romance     Warnings: none
Summary: An ultimately prescient encounter from her sixth year catches up with Hermione Granger.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2012/04/21       Updated: 2012/05/12      Word Count: 2860

Wrong Bettor [T (PG-13)] by TeaOli
[Reviews - 62] Favorite - 6
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Arthur Weasley, Ginevra Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Molly Weasley, Mr. Granger, Mrs. Granger, Name Withheld (surprise), Original Character, Ronald Weasley, Severus Snape
Genres: Action/Adventure, Alternate Universe, Humor, Romance     Warnings: **DH SPOILERS**, Character Death
Summary: There’s no such thing as Fate. The simplest acts can take you places you’d never predict. If life is like a game of craps, wrong bettors wager against the roll. Inspired by Wildcat’s Star Trek fic “A Roll of the Dice.” Written and posted with permission.
Chapters: 10      Completed: Yes       Published: 2011/10/08       Updated: 2012/04/16      Word Count: 39267

Moonlight and Shadow [T (PG-13)] by TeaOli
[Reviews - 7]
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Characters: Name Withheld (surprise)
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Humor, Romance     Warnings: (None)
Summary: His love was like moonlight and shadow.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2012/03/10       Updated: 2012/03/11      Word Count: 290

Anticipation [K+ (PG)] by TeaOli
[Reviews - 8]
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Characters: Arthur Weasley
Genres: Drabble/100-Word     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Arthur waits to Floo home.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2012/02/18       Updated: 2012/02/19      Word Count: 129

Hyperbole & Prevarication [K+ (PG)] by TeaOli
[Reviews - 5] Favorite - 2
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Original Character, Severus Snape
Genres: Humor, post-DH/DH compliant, Romance     Warnings: none
Summary: Severus finds a slippery way to express his feelings. Hermione is amused.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2012/02/01       Updated: 2012/02/04      Word Count: 2295

AWWW [K+ (PG)] by TeaOli
[Reviews - 14]
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Characters: George Weasley, Molly Weasley, Name Withheld (surprise)
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Humor, Romance     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Someone's been sending mystery parcels to George Weasley.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2012/01/07       Updated: 2012/01/07      Word Count: 889

One Wedding and Two Funerals: The Drabble [K+ (PG)] by TeaOli
[Reviews - 12] Favorite - 2
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Characters: Astoria Greengrass, Dolores Jane Umbridge, Draco Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Humor, Parody     Warnings: Character Death
Summary: When the Ministry of Magic institutes an innovative punishment for surviving Death Eaters, Lucius Malfoy finds himself landed with a new bride.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2011/12/24       Updated: 2011/12/24      Word Count: 503

The Trouble With Mistletoe [T (PG-13)] by TeaOli
[Reviews - 3]
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Characters: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Molly Weasley, Percy Weasley, Ronald Weasley, Winky
Genres: Humor, Parody     Warnings: **DH SPOILERS**
Summary: When Molly Weasley finally starts showing signs of moving beyond her grief, her family don't want to deter her. Even if that means dodging magical mistletoe all over the Burrow.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2011/12/24       Updated: 2011/12/24      Word Count: 707

Distrust and Devotion [K+ (PG)] by TeaOli
[Reviews - 6]
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Characters: Lavender Brown, Ronald Weasley
Genres: Angst, Drabble/100-Word     Warnings: (None)
Summary: In florography, "lavender" means both devotion and distrust.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2011/12/17       Updated: 2011/12/18      Word Count: 356

Cooking with Gred and Forge [K+ (PG)] by TeaOli
[Reviews - 3]
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Characters: Angelina Johnson, Bill Weasley, Fleur Delacour, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Hermione Granger, Molly Weasley, Other Canon Witch/Wizard, Percy Weasley
Genres: Humor, Drabble/100-Word     Warnings: **DH SPOILERS**
Summary: There are simpler things in life – such as becoming a Quidditch champion or fighting a war – than being Molly Weasley's daughter-in-law. But not for the reasons one might think.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2011/12/17       Updated: 2011/12/17      Word Count: 861

First Times [T (PG-13)] by TeaOli
[Reviews - 35] Favorite - 16
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Humor, Parody, Romance     Warnings: none
Summary: Logic dictates there must a first time for every experience. Knowing that doesn't necessarily make it any easier to get through. Severus tries five times. Hermione helps.
Chapters: 5      Completed: Yes       Published: 2011/08/12       Updated: 2011/10/02      Word Count: 5578



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