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I always feel extremely strange when I'm writing these things, having never really been all that good at talking about myself.  In any case, here are the basics: I'm a 31-year-old Canadian who started reading the Harry Potter books about ten years ago just to see what all the fuss was about.  I wrote my first fanfic about a year later, and I've been semi-active in the fandom ever since.  I am very musical; I play the bagpipes, I've played the violin since I was about nine years old and I sing with two choirs (a community choir I've been singing with for thirteen years and a church choir I've been singing with since late 2008).   Writing is also one of my many obsessions, and (much to my relief) the monstrous case of writer's block which grabbed me for a couple of years seems to be gradually letting go.  Even so, should I submit any chaptered fics here, it's reasonable to assume that the updates will be pretty far apart even if they're actually finished before I start posting.  It's not intentional; I'm just extremely perfectionistic and, at times, a little forgetful.

Penname:Pennfana
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Real Name:Laura
Member Since:2005/10/15
Favored Skin:Poetess
My Website:http://pennfana.livejournal.com
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A Favorite Author of:9
Reviews Posted:140

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The Redemption of Gilderoy [T (PG-13)] by Pennfana
[Reviews - 2]
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Gilderoy Lockhart, Original Character
Genres: General, Mystery/Suspense     Warnings: Language
Summary: Once the best-known author in the British wizarding community, Gilderoy Lockhart has been undergoing treatment for his Memory Charm gone awry at St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries for the past ten years. Why does he keep forgetting everything just when it seems that he's starting to remember who he is?
Chapters: 2      Completed: No       Published: 2013/07/24       Updated: 2013/09/16      Word Count: 2733

Bog Rolls [K+ (PG)] by Pennfana
[Reviews - 40]
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Other Canon Witch/Wizard, Remus Lupin
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Humor     Warnings: none
Summary: What is it that's got some of the students into such a panicked state?
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2013/07/05       Updated: 2013/07/05      Word Count: 817

Knuts To You [T (PG-13)] by Pennfana
[Reviews - 16]
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Remus Lupin, Severus Snape
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Humor     Warnings: none
Summary: Severus remembers why being careful with his words is a good idea.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2013/06/09       Updated: 2013/06/09      Word Count: 396

Nightmare In Pink Sequins [K+ (PG)] by Pennfana
[Reviews - 18]
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Category: CHALLENGES >
Category: TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Characters: Crookshanks, Rose Weasley
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Humor     Warnings: none
Summary: She's holding something in her hands. It's a dress. Uh-oh...
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2013/03/30       Updated: 2013/03/30      Word Count: 318

The Proposition [T (PG-13)] by Pennfana
[Reviews - 12] Favorite - 1
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Hermione Granger, Viktor Krum
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Romance     Warnings: none
Summary: Viktor smiled at her, his suggestion practically still hanging in the air between them. "So, what do you think? Shall we do it?"
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2012/08/04       Updated: 2012/08/04      Word Count: 572

Regular! Ordinary! Scottish Potion Time! [T (PG-13)] by Pennfana
[Reviews - 11] Favorite - 3
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Name Withheld (surprise)
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Humor     Warnings: Violence
Summary: In English! Potion-making like you've never seen it before. Thank goodness.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2011/09/14       Updated: 2011/09/14      Word Count: 885

The Demise of Numerius Plankton [T (PG-13)] by Pennfana
[Reviews - 8] Favorite - 3
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Madam Rosmerta, Original Character, Rita Skeeter
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Humor     Warnings: Character Death
Summary: People are laughing at the Daily Prophet's coverage of the death of a wizard who fell off his broom. What's so funny about this tragic story?
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2011/03/27       Updated: 2011/03/27      Word Count: 928

A Most Unusual Tea Party [T (PG-13)] by Pennfana
[Reviews - 11] Favorite - 8
Category: LJ COMMUNITIES > TPP Every Flavour Auction
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Azkaban Prison
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape, Tom Riddle (Voldemort)
Genres: Alternate Universe, Humor     Warnings: Out of Character
Summary: What happens when Voldemort, Lucius, Draco, Severus and Hermione sit down for a lovely cup of tea?
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2011/03/01       Updated: 2011/03/01      Word Count: 3912

Telegram For Professor Snape! [M (R)] by Pennfana
[Reviews - 9] Favorite - 1
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Category: CHALLENGES >
Category: TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Characters: Severus Snape
Genres: Humor     Warnings: none
Summary: Severus had never expected that the worst day of his life would have nothing to do with Voldemort.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2010/10/26       Updated: 2010/10/26      Word Count: 3785

One Small Word [T (PG-13)] by Pennfana
[Reviews - 10] Favorite - 1
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Bulgarian Connections
Characters: Hermione Granger, Viktor Krum
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, General     Warnings: **DH SPOILERS**
Summary: Viktor teaches himself how to say a word he's always had trouble with. (Canon-compliant through most of DH, but disregards the epilogue.)
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2010/10/16       Updated: 2010/10/16      Word Count: 928

Macarena and Cheese [T (PG-13)] by Pennfana
[Reviews - 11] Favorite - 1
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Azkaban Prison
Characters: Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape, Tom Riddle (Voldemort)
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Humor     Warnings: Out of Character
Summary: Voldemort has a not-so-great idea.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2010/08/22       Updated: 2010/08/22      Word Count: 2384

The Malfoy Dairy [T (PG-13)] by Pennfana
[Reviews - 7]
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Malfoy Manor
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger
Genres: Alternate, Universe, Drabble/100-Word, Humor     Warnings: (None)
Summary: What's so unusual about the Malfoy Dairy, anyway?
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2010/08/08       Updated: 2010/08/08      Word Count: 695

A Sudden Change of Plans [K+ (PG)] by Pennfana
[Reviews - 15] Favorite - 3
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Characters: Hermione Granger, Name Withheld (surprise)
Genres: Alternate, Universe, Drabble/100-Word, Epilogue, What, Epilogue?, Romance     Warnings: none
Summary: On the night before her wedding, Hermione receives a surprise visitor.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2010/08/01       Updated: 2010/08/01      Word Count: 1183

Draco's Problem [K+ (PG)] by Pennfana
[Reviews - 4] Favorite - 1
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Malfoy Manor
Category: CHALLENGES >
Category: TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Characters: Crookshanks, Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Pansy Parkinson
Genres: Humor, Romance     Warnings: none
Summary: Draco has a problem. Crookshanks brings Hermione to help him out of it. Will he be willing to pay the price she asks for her aid?
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2010/07/08       Updated: 2010/07/08      Word Count: 1707

The Great Cookie Theft [T (PG-13)] by Pennfana
[Reviews - 6] Favorite - 2
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Characters: Crookshanks, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Molly Weasley, Name Withheld (surprise)
Genres: Alternate, Universe, Drabble/100-Word, Humor     Warnings: Out of Character
Summary: Somebody who steals from the Weasley cookie jar gets more out of the bargain than he expects to.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2010/07/04       Updated: 2010/07/04      Word Count: 1191

Songs of the Death Eaters [T (PG-13)] by Pennfana
[Reviews - 3]
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Azkaban Prison
Characters: Bellatrix Lestrange, Lucius Malfoy, Nagini, Peter Pettigrew, Severus Snape, Tom Riddle (Voldemort)
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Humor     Warnings: none
Summary: A few songs taken from the Official Campfire Songbook of the Death Eaters.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2010/06/21       Updated: 2010/06/21      Word Count: 771

The Wizard's Robes [M (R)] by Pennfana
[Reviews - 2] Favorite - 3
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Characters: Original Character, Ronald Weasley
Genres: Epilogue, What Epilogue?, Humor     Warnings: Voyeurism
Summary: Ron Weasley steps out of the Three Broomsticks and into a folk song. Sort of.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2010/05/26       Updated: 2010/05/26      Word Count: 2834

Remembrance [K+ (PG)] by Pennfana
[Reviews - 7] Favorite - 1
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Original Character
Genres: General     Warnings: none
Summary: One hundred years after the defeat of Voldemort, people still remember.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2010/05/02       Updated: 2010/05/02      Word Count: 1298

Wanted [K+ (PG)] by Pennfana
[Reviews - 4] Favorite - 3
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Malfoy Manor
Characters: Crookshanks, Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Humor     Warnings: none
Summary: Just another wanted criminal? Maybe not.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2010/04/20       Updated: 2010/04/20      Word Count: 290

The Accident [M (R)] by Pennfana
[Reviews - 10] Favorite - 1
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Severus Snape
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Humor     Warnings: none
Summary: Something unfortunate happens to Snape.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2010/04/03       Updated: 2010/04/03      Word Count: 353

Kittens! [M (R)] by Pennfana
[Reviews - 10]
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Dennis Creevey, Original Character, Romilda Vane
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Humor     Warnings: Bestiality / Animagus relations
Summary: Romilda Vane finds herself in an unusual situation. (The warning is for an act which is referred to, not actually depicted.)
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2010/02/14       Updated: 2010/02/14      Word Count: 422

Cocos Nucifera [T (PG-13)] by Pennfana
[Reviews - 3]
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Severus Snape
Genres: Humor, Parody, Songfic     Warnings: (None)
Summary: While updating his lesson plans, Snape hears something that makes him think of Lily. Possibly slightly out-of-character.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2009/12/16       Updated: 2009/12/16      Word Count: 1081

My Sister's Eyes [K+ (PG)] by Pennfana
[Reviews - 12]
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Characters:
Genres: Angst, Drabble/100-Word     Warnings: none
Summary: Lily’s dead. Gone forever. My heart grows heavy and I feel tears start to wet my cheeks.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2009/11/28       Updated: 2009/11/28      Word Count: 462

Cake Wreck [T (PG-13)] by Pennfana
[Reviews - 8]
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ronald Weasley
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Humor     Warnings: none
Summary: Harry orders a cake. What he gets is not what he expected.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2009/11/18       Updated: 2009/11/18      Word Count: 220

Halloween Rite [K+ (PG)] by Pennfana
[Reviews - 14] Favorite - 3
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Characters:
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Humor     Warnings: none
Summary: Snape has a ritual he performs every Halloween...
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2009/10/25       Updated: 2009/10/25      Word Count: 1249

Confessions [T (PG-13)] by Pennfana
[Reviews - 2]
Category: ORIGINAL FICTION
Category: ORIGINAL FICTION > Short Story
Characters:
Genres: General     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Lord have mercy, because it often seems like nobody else ever will.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2009/05/15       Updated: 2009/05/15      Word Count: 1509

Fan Mail [T (PG-13)] by Pennfana
[Reviews - 7] Favorite - 1
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Harry Potter, Ronald Weasley, Severus Snape
Genres: Humor     Warnings: none
Summary: The survivors of the victorious side of the Final Battle get fan mail. (Alternate universe.)
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/11/13       Updated: 2008/11/13      Word Count: 672

Teatime [K+ (PG)] by Pennfana
[Reviews - 6] Favorite - 1
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Harry Potter, Tom Riddle (Voldemort)
Genres: Alternate, Universe, Drabble/100-Word, General, Humor     Warnings: **DH SPOILERS**
Summary: Taking a break from the action of "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows"...
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/04/25       Updated: 2008/04/25      Word Count: 141

Harry's Problem [T (PG-13)] by Pennfana
[Reviews - 6] Favorite - 5
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger
Genres: Angst, Romance     Warnings: none
Summary: It's a beautiful, sunny afternoon, and Hermione is relaxing with a book, a cat and a hot cup of tea. Nothing can possibly go wrong... or can it?
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/03/16       Updated: 2008/03/16      Word Count: 1792

The Dark Revival [T (PG-13)] by Pennfana
[Reviews - 16] Favorite - 4
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Azkaban Prison
Characters: Antonin Dolohov, Augustus Rookwood, Avery (Death Eater), Crabbe (Death Eater), Evan Rosier, Goyle (Death Eater), Lucius Malfoy, Mulciber (Death Eater), Nagini, Narcissa Malfoy, Nott (Death Eater), Peter Pettigrew, Rabastan Lestrange, Rodolphus Lestrange, Severus Snape, Tom Riddle (Voldemort), Walden Macnair
Genres: Humor     Warnings: none
Summary: Voldemort, believing that the Death Eaters are losing their enthusiasm, decides to try to rekindle their fervour through the most desperate of measures: a tent revival. (The rating is for the occasional use of bad language.)
Chapters: 4      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/04/27       Updated: 2008/03/07      Word Count: 11508

Sonnets: Dreaming [K+ (PG)] by Pennfana
[Reviews - 3]
Category: ORIGINAL FICTION > ORIGINAL POETRY > Poetry: Sonnets
Characters:
Genres: Poetry/Prose, Romance     Warnings: none
Summary: "And so, I see thee only in my dreams,/ Who I wish were yet in my waking life."
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/04/28       Updated: 2007/04/28      Word Count: 511

A Change of Name [K+ (PG)] by Pennfana
[Reviews - 11] Favorite - 3
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Original Character
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Humor     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Just another day at the Ministry of Magic...
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/02/17       Updated: 2007/02/19      Word Count: 309

Embracing [K+ (PG)] by Pennfana
[Reviews - 1]
Category: ORIGINAL FICTION > ORIGINAL POETRY > Poetry: Other
Category: ORIGINAL FICTION >
Category: ORIGINAL POETRY > Poetry: Free Form
Characters:
Genres: Snapshot     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Comfort found in a single warm moment.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/12/26       Updated: 2006/12/27      Word Count: 595

Three Big Fat Poems [T (PG-13)] by Pennfana
[Reviews - 5]
Category: ORIGINAL FICTION > ORIGINAL POETRY > Poetry: Other
Characters:
Genres: General     Warnings: none
Summary: Meditations on being "plus-sized".
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/07/18       Updated: 2006/07/18      Word Count: 1022

The Seven Deadly Sins [T (PG-13)] by Pennfana
[Reviews - 3]
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Ginevra Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger
Genres: Angst     Warnings: (None)
Summary: How can her love for him be right when so much about it seems wrong?
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/06/21       Updated: 2006/06/21      Word Count: 3051

Based on a Lie [T (PG-13)] by Pennfana
[Reviews - 4]
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Hermione Granger
Genres: General     Warnings: none
Summary: "I was just thinking about how our entire relationship is based on a lie." (Possible, but not definite, AU.)
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/02/05       Updated: 2006/02/05      Word Count: 831

Bright [K+ (PG)] by Pennfana
[Reviews - 1]
Category: ORIGINAL FICTION > ORIGINAL POETRY > Poetry: Other
Characters:
Genres: Poetry/Prose     Warnings: none
Summary: For something that still shines. (Warning: major fluff)
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/01/13       Updated: 2006/01/14      Word Count: 271

A Longing Beyond Reason [T (PG-13)] by Pennfana
[Reviews - 8] Favorite - 2
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Remus Lupin
Genres: Alternate, Universe, Humor     Warnings: none
Summary: Lupin is consumed with an overwhelming desire for...what? With cameo appearances by Hogwarts teachers, various random house elves, deadly bakeries and a very special singing telegram.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2005/10/22       Updated: 2005/10/23      Word Count: 2311



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