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Consequences of Meddling with Time [MA (NC-17)] by beaweasley2
[Reviews - 697] Favorite - 256
Category: CHALLENGES > Off-Site Challenges > Potter Place's Variety Challenge 2009
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: post-HBP/HBP compliant, Romance, Smut     Warnings: Character Death, Violence
Summary: Variety Challenge first runner up. Hermione Granger is given a Time-Turner and instructions to use it. Only, using a Time-Turner can be a little tricky if not used correctly: a mistake made in counting or a slip of fingers can make the user jump irregularly and thus she could accidentally alter her time line. And when such an accident happens, Severus Snape uses Hermione’s Time-Turner in order to fix a horrific wrong. However, it’s his younger self that becomes the one who must ensure that history is not altered.
Chapters: 51      Completed: No       Published: 2009/05/03       Updated: 2014/08/08      Word Count: 343937

The Plight-Trothed Bride [MA (NC-17)] by beaweasley2
[Reviews - 1269] Favorite - 318
Category: CHALLENGES > Off-Site Challenges > Potter Place's Post DH Prompt Challenge
Characters: Ginevra Weasley, Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood
Genres: General, Romance     Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: Hermione, Ginny and Luna, sharing a girl moment, decide to cast a Pairing-Plight Troth Charm on themselves for fun. Each placed in the cauldron one yesterday-today-and-tomorrow flower with sugar and spice and everything nice, and a snip, a snail and puppy-dog tail as they each said the rhyme. For Ginny, the results are exactly what she expected, and for Luna, she was only mildly surprised. However, for Hermione, the results were disastrous! She thought she’d be paired to Ron and live happily ever after. So what happened and why is she seeing Professor Snape in her dreams? He’s dead – isn’t he?
Chapters: 63      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/12/01       Updated: 2014/07/30      Word Count: 478365

The Self-Writing Parchment [MA (NC-17)] by beaweasley2
[Reviews - 622] Favorite - 374
Category: CHALLENGES > Off-Site Challenges > Potter Place's Summer 2007 Prompt Challenge
Characters: Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Peter Pettigrew, Rodolphus Lestrange, Severus Snape, Tom Riddle (Voldemort)
Genres: Alternate Universe     Warnings: Abuse/Rape, Torture, Violence
Summary: Hermione finds a mysterious piece of self-writing parchment in Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes that writes: Tell me your deepest desire. Thinking it’s a trick, she says, “I wish to see my soul mate?” and she suddenly finds herself at Severus’ feet.

This is my response to the Potter_Place Summer 2007 Prompt – #23

The warnings I have listed for this chapter are implied. I chose the rating of MA (NC-17) due to the story’s overall content.
Chapters: 42      Completed: No       Published: 2007/09/15       Updated: 2013/07/25      Word Count: 383894

One Lucky Shop Girl [K+ (PG)] by beaweasley2
[Reviews - 13] Favorite - 8
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Original Character, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate Universe, Drabble/100-Word, General     Warnings: (None)
Summary: One lucky shop assistant gets the surprise of her life – and a memorable moment with the one wizard she truly idolizes.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2010/12/16       Updated: 2011/01/01      Word Count: 946

Hogsmeade Halloween Moste-In-The-Spirit Competition [K (G)] by beaweasley2
[Reviews - 61] Favorite - 18
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Frank Longbottom, George Weasley, Hermione Granger, James Potter, James Potter (son of Harry), Original Character, Severus Snape
Genres: Epilogue, What Epilogue?, General, Humor     Warnings: none
Summary: Little Bella gets to decorate her home, with some expert help, while Daddy’s at Hogwarts, running things, and Mummy is at the Ministry. Guess letting George babysit the day of Halloween wasn’t such a good idea!
Chapters: 5      Completed: No       Published: 2008/10/13       Updated: 2010/11/08      Word Count: 8327

Taking Farewell [K+ (PG)] by beaweasley2
[Reviews - 19] Favorite - 7
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Name Withheld (surprise)
Genres: Drabble/100-Word     Warnings: (None)
Summary: She came to take her farewell. It was the only place she knew that she could… but she knew he wasn’t there.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2010/05/01       Updated: 2010/05/05      Word Count: 1148

Cruel Fates [K+ (PG)] by beaweasley2
[Reviews - 12] Favorite - 1
Category: ORIGINAL FICTION > Drabbles
Characters:
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, post-DH/DH, compliant     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Severus contemplates his embarrassment over his Patronus after an incident in Charms class. Written for Lady Whiteheart, whose adorable little story, Just A Happy Little Thought, inspired this drabble.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2010/02/28       Updated: 2010/03/04      Word Count: 466

The Enchanted Tower Room [MA (NC-17)] by beaweasley2
[Reviews - 549] Favorite - 225
Category: CHALLENGES > Off-Site Challenges > Potter Place's Post DH Prompt Challenge
Characters: Hermione Granger, Lily (Evans) Potter, Severus Snape
Genres: Drama, General, Romance     Warnings: none
Summary: Teenage Severus Snape and Lily find a room in the castle with a partially hidden staircase that leads them up to a private room at the top of a tower that even the Marauders don't know about.

Then twenty years later, Hermione Granger finds the room. Suddenly she’s confronted by Severus Snape, who’s always considered tower room to be his own private little nook, finds herself not only under the rooms spell, but must now meet the conditions of the room with the one professor that has always been her biggest enigma.
Chapters: 25      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/11/25       Updated: 2010/01/19      Word Count: 150311

The Gift [T (PG-13)] by beaweasley2
[Reviews - 16] Favorite - 5
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate, Universe, Drabble/100-Word     Warnings: (None)
Summary: What can a husband get for his wife when she has everything she could ever want?
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2009/12/27       Updated: 2009/12/27      Word Count: 596

The Intruder [K+ (PG)] by beaweasley2
[Reviews - 7] Favorite - 2
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Malfoy Manor
Category: CHALLENGES >
Category: TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginevra Weasley, Harry Potter
Genres: Alternate, Universe, Drabble/100-Word, General     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Draco and Harry find themselves together on Christmas Eve.
Chapters: 1      Completed: No       Published: 2009/12/26       Updated: 2009/12/26      Word Count: 1244

Secret Hideaway [T (PG-13)] by beaweasley2
[Reviews - 14] Favorite - 1
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Category: CHALLENGES >
Category: TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Characters: Teddy Remus Lupin, Victoire Weasley
Genres: Drabble/100-Word     Warnings: none
Summary: A little adventure never hurt anyone.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2009/11/07       Updated: 2009/11/07      Word Count: 391

The Ethereal Potions Master [T (PG-13)] by beaweasley2
[Reviews - 18] Favorite - 6
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Category: CHALLENGES >
Category: TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Characters:
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, General     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Hermione buys a Muggle house and finds it is haunted. What does she do?
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2009/10/25       Updated: 2009/10/25      Word Count: 918

Painted Domain [K (G)] by beaweasley2
[Reviews - 16] Favorite - 10
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Category: CHALLENGES >
Category: TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Characters:
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, General     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Harry is very disappointed that Severus’ portrait at Hogwarts remains devoid of its intended occupant, but Severus Snape has another option.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2009/10/24       Updated: 2009/10/24      Word Count: 995

The Swing of the Pendulum [MA (NC-17)] by beaweasley2
[Reviews - 172] Favorite - 9
Category: CHALLENGES > Off-Site Challenges > Potter Place's Variety Challenge 2009
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy
Genres: Alternate, Universe, Angst, Romance     Warnings: none
Summary: Many people were affected by Voldemort—his followers, his victims, and the innocents who had been caught up in the war. After the war is over, how are they dealing? As the Wizarding world recoups, rebuilds, reorganizes, and adjusts to the social and economic changes caused by the aftermath of war, there are still people fighting to correct the wrongs that are out there. Hermione is one, so is Draco. Lucius is another.
Chapters: 14      Completed: No       Published: 2009/05/03       Updated: 2009/10/20      Word Count: 72810

It's A Peanut [K+ (PG)] by beaweasley2
[Reviews - 36] Favorite - 5
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Characters: Arthur Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ronald Weasley
Genres: Drabble/100-Word     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Hermione gets a birthday present - but someone else is having all the fun.
Chapters: 3      Completed: Yes       Published: 2009/04/07       Updated: 2009/04/15      Word Count: 1002

Crabbe’s New Digs [K+ (PG)] by beaweasley2
[Reviews - 12] Favorite - 3
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Category: CHALLENGES >
Category: TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Characters:
Genres: Drabble/100-Word     Warnings: none
Summary: Crabbe is in the market for a first home, and he finds one he just cannot resist!
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2009/04/11       Updated: 2009/04/11      Word Count: 239

Don’t Call Him Snape [K+ (PG)] by beaweasley2
[Reviews - 18] Favorite - 6
Category: CHALLENGES > Off-Site Challenges > Potter Place Fun
Category: CHALLENGES >
Category: TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Characters: Dean Thomas, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Neville Longbottom, Ronald Weasley
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Humor     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Hermione unintentionally starts a pillow fight. Why? Because he’s a prat, that’s why.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2009/04/04       Updated: 2009/04/05      Word Count: 297

Making the Wrong Choice [K+ (PG)] by beaweasley2
[Reviews - 14] Favorite - 2
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Category: CHALLENGES >
Category: TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Characters:
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, General     Warnings: none
Summary: Why did Voldemort choose Harry, not Neville, as his equal?
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2009/04/04       Updated: 2009/04/04      Word Count: 273

Taking the Girls Shopping [K+ (PG)] by beaweasley2
[Reviews - 18] Favorite - 5
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Category: CHALLENGES >
Category: TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Characters: Ginevra Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Humor     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Why the heck did Severus ever agree to go in the first place? Hermione knows.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2009/02/14       Updated: 2009/02/18      Word Count: 424

Severus’ New Clothes [K+ (PG)] by beaweasley2
[Reviews - 19] Favorite - 4
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Category: CHALLENGES >
Category: TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, Humor     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Hermione takes Severus shopping for a new suit.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2009/02/14       Updated: 2009/02/14      Word Count: 266

In the Nick of Time [K (G)] by beaweasley2
[Reviews - 14] Favorite - 2
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Free of All Commas Challenge
Category: CHALLENGES >
Category: TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Characters: Emmeline Vance, Hestia Jones, Severus Snape
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drabble/100-Word, General     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Hestia manages to get what she came for after responding to a warning from a relaible source.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2009/01/21       Updated: 2009/01/22      Word Count: 589

Playing Santa [K (G)] by beaweasley2
[Reviews - 32] Favorite - 31
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Original Character, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate, Universe, General, Humor, Romance     Warnings: (None)
Summary: T’was the night before Christmas, and all through the castle, not a creature was stirring… well, not the mice at least.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2009/01/05       Updated: 2009/01/11      Word Count: 5417

A Slytherin Prank Gone Exceptionally Askew [M (R)] by beaweasley2
[Reviews - 28] Favorite - 24
Category: CHALLENGES > Off-Site Challenges > Potter Place Fun
Category: CHALLENGES >
Category: TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate, Universe, Drama, General     Warnings: none
Summary: Severus unwittingly falls victim to an illicit potion intended for someone else. Thankfully, Hermione is around to help him solve the problem. I tried using the Dictionary Drabble challenge words for August 23rd, but its too long to be considered a drabble.
Chapters: 3      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/09/01       Updated: 2008/10/03      Word Count: 7685

The New House Banner [T (PG-13)] by beaweasley2
[Reviews - 13] Favorite - 3
Category: CHALLENGES > Off-Site Challenges > Potter Place Fun
Category: CHALLENGES >
Category: TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Epilogue, What Epilogue?, General, Humor     Warnings: none
Summary: Hermione has a rough day at Hogwarts. Thankfully, Severus has a solution to make things all better.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/09/26       Updated: 2008/09/28      Word Count: 618

Lily and Petunia Having A Tea Party [K (G)] by beaweasley2
[Reviews - 20]
Category: CHALLENGES > Off-Site Challenges > Potter Place's Anything Goes Challenge
Characters: Lily (Evans) Potter, Petunia (Evans) Dursley
Genres: Art, General, Humor     Warnings: (None)
Summary: As little girls, Lily and Petunia were thick as thieves, doing all the things little girls do. Including playing tea, sharing a little girl moment of happiness before the world of magic tore them apart.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/09/20       Updated: 2008/09/20      Word Count: 101

Kwik Work On A Broken Heart [K+ (PG)] by beaweasley2
[Reviews - 13]
Category: CHALLENGES > Off-Site Challenges > Potter Place's Anything Goes Challenge
Characters: Emmeline Vance, Other Canon Witch/Wizard
Genres: General, Humor, Romance     Warnings: Character Death
Summary: During the war of Voldemort’s first rising, Emmeline Vance suffered the losses of friends and family. Nevertheless, as they say, time heals all wounds. It can also bring happiness. And so it was for Emmeline that during the time between Voldemort's disappearance and his return, she found some romance during this brief period of peace.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/09/08       Updated: 2008/09/11      Word Count: 5858

Making Friends - First Year At Hogwarts [K (G)] by beaweasley2
[Reviews - 16]
Category: CHALLENGES > Off-Site Challenges > Potter Place's Anything Goes Challenge
Characters: Minerva McGonagall, Pomona Sprout
Genres: Art     Warnings: none
Summary: Even after a hard first year, the encouragement of new friends can make life changes bearable. Pomona takes a walk, talking about her day with her new friend Minerva. That's a Snargaluff in Pomona's arms!
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/09/08       Updated: 2008/09/08      Word Count: 151

Repaying The Life Debt [K+ (PG)] by beaweasley2
[Reviews - 252] Favorite - 38
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Category: CHALLENGES >
Category: Off-Site Challenges > Potter Place Fun
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate, Universe, Drabble/100-Word, Epilogue, What, Epilogue?, General     Warnings: (None)
Summary: This was not what Severus expected when he confronted Hermione Weasley about payment of his life debt. This is my response for the Dictionary Drabbles Fun Challenge for March 22.
Chapters: 21      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/03/24       Updated: 2008/09/02      Word Count: 24882

Wonder Witch Love Potion 69 [MA (NC-17)] by beaweasley2
[Reviews - 163] Favorite - 30
Category: CHALLENGES > Off-Site Challenges > Potter Place's Anything Goes Challenge
Characters: Ginevra Weasley, Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood, Severus Snape
Genres: Angst, General, Humor, Smut     Warnings: none
Summary: Sometimes your life simply turns upside down when you least expect it to. Hermione thought her life was all mapped out and going according to plan. Nevertheless, one night at the opera and a mysterious romantic dream may have changed things for her forever.
Chapters: 7      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/06/15       Updated: 2008/08/31      Word Count: 33445

If Kittens Won’t Do It, Try The Snake [K+ (PG)] by beaweasley2
[Reviews - 27] Favorite - 2
Category: CHALLENGES > Off-Site Challenges > Potter Place's Anything Goes Challenge
Characters: Hermione Granger, Original Character, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate, Universe, General, Horror     Warnings: none
Summary: Severus has a bit of trouble watching over his son with Hermione’s granddad in the house. Of course life would be easier with magic, and if the half-kneazle could be allowed in the bassinette, but no, he has to do everything the Muggle way!
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/06/28       Updated: 2008/07/02      Word Count: 954

Field Trip With The Headmaster [T (PG-13)] by beaweasley2
[Reviews - 32] Favorite - 19
Category: CHALLENGES > Off-Site Challenges > Potter Place Fun
Category: CHALLENGES >
Category: TPP Challenges > Saturday Night Drabbles
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Drabble/100-Word, General, Humor, Romance, Snapshot     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Severus accompanies Hermione to Stonehenge for a field trip for her alchemic equations – but that's not what is on his mind.
Chapters: 2      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/04/27       Updated: 2008/04/29      Word Count: 1391

The Charmed Force Of A Butterfly [T (PG-13)] by beaweasley2
[Reviews - 15] Favorite - 8
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Category: CHALLENGES >
Category: Off-Site Challenges > Potter Place Fun
Characters: Hannah Abbott, Hermione Granger, Minerva McGonagall, Original Character, Severus Snape, Sorting Hat
Genres: Angst, Drama, General, Humor, Romance     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Hannah Abbott sneezes in Flourish and Blotts, setting off a rippling butterfly effect that somehow leads to people thinking Voldemort's returned.

A response based on a mini-challenge by CharmedForce at Potter Place. Write a story based on the Butterfly Effect (i.e. one butterfly could have a far-reaching ripple effect on subsequent events. Does the flap of a butterfly’s wings in Brazil set off a tornado in Texas?).
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/04/18       Updated: 2008/04/21      Word Count: 2468

The Potion Master’s Amalthea [M (R)] by beaweasley2
[Reviews - 119] Favorite - 116
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Bill Weasley, George Weasley, Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood, Minerva McGonagall, Ronald Weasley, Severus Snape
Genres: Drama, General, Romance     Warnings: none
Summary: Hermione goes back to the Shrieking Shack, determined to bring back Snape's body. When she gets there, there is absolutely no evidence of his death. Suddenly, somebody grabs her from behind. Who is it, and what really happened to Snape? EWE and some changes to DH
Chapters: 9      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/02/29       Updated: 2008/04/12      Word Count: 81536

April Fool's Day Fun [T (PG-13)] by beaweasley2
[Reviews - 16] Favorite - 7
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ronald Weasley, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate, Universe, Drabble/100-Word, Drama, Epilogue, What, Epilogue?, General, Humor, Romance     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Hermione decided to pull an April Fool’s Day prank on Severus in hopes of getting exactly what she wants!

This is in response to the Aril Fool’s Day challenge issued in the story “Snape’s Laughter” by whysnapesmiles. Could be DH compliant if Snape survived, returned to Hogwarts and you totally disregard the epilogue…

I’ve a few words to say in thanks to my terrific beta, Southern_Witch_69. Thank you so much for giving this a once over to make it presentable and for letting me play with your drabble!
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/04/02       Updated: 2008/04/03      Word Count: 815

My Brother's Child [T (PG-13)] by beaweasley2
[Reviews - 35] Favorite - 4
Category: CHALLENGES > Off-Site Challenges > Potter Place's Post DH Prompt Challenge
Characters: Arthur Weasley, Fleur Delacour, George Weasley, Ginevra Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Molly Weasley, Original Character, Ronald Weasley
Genres: Drama, General, Humor, post-HBP/HBP, compliant, Romance     Warnings: none
Summary: Fred's girlfriend Lydia goes to Fred’s the funeral to lay flowers on his grave and breaks down crying. After the funeral, she tells George that she's pregnant with Fred's baby, and he accidently announces her pregnancy to the entire family. However, George decides at Fred’s wake that he’d like to raise his brother's child. How can he convince her to marry him? Does she? What do the others think?
Chapters: 3      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/02/09       Updated: 2008/04/01      Word Count: 16615

I Have a Crush on my Professor [T (PG-13)] by beaweasley2
[Reviews - 13] Favorite - 4
Category: CHALLENGES > Off-Site Challenges > Potter Place's Post DH Prompt Challenge
Characters: Original Character, Severus Snape
Genres: Epilogue, What, Epilogue?, post-DH/DH, compliant, Snapshot     Warnings: none
Summary: I was in Slytherin when I was at Hogwarts. Severus Snape was my Head of House, my Potions professor and the object of my schoolgirl dreams. In my career options discussion, I made the huge mistake of telling him. I’m quite certain he saw one, or more, of my fantasies in my mind and things happened, delicious, exotic and fantastic… But I’m ahead of myself. What did he do? What did I do? Well, I’ll tell you…
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/03/16       Updated: 2008/03/19      Word Count: 7086

The Night You Were Mine [MA (NC-17)] by beaweasley2
[Reviews - 9] Favorite - 4
Category: CHALLENGES > Off-Site Challenges > Potter Place's Post DH Prompt Challenge
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Lily (Evans) Potter, Severus Snape, Sibyll Trelawney
Genres: Angst     Warnings: Character Death
Summary: Severus overhears Trelawney make a Prophecy from the keyhole in the Hog's Head, but would've dismissed the crazy woman as a lunatic and would have thought that she was performing an act just to get the job.

Except that only several months earlier, when he’d passed this odd woman in a town called Gutschow Bading, she had stopped, grabbed his arm and said something rather peculiar to him – and about Lily. Hearing this first prophecy, Severus tried to warn Lily himself. They met, and in a heated discussion, Severus kissed her, things happened, and went a bit too far. And now Severus thinks Lily's son could be his!
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/03/15       Updated: 2008/03/16      Word Count: 6599

What Makes Nundu Spots? [T (PG-13)] by beaweasley2
[Reviews - 10] Favorite - 4
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate, Universe, Drabble/100-Word, Drama, General, Humor, Romance     Warnings: none
Summary: When a cauldron explodes during one of Professor Snape's N.E.W.T. level Potions classes, he is covered in the mess while trying to protect the dunderhead student who did it. Unable to determine what caused the potion to explode, and realizing he’d had a rather strange reaction he simply could not reverse, Severus rushed to St Mungo's. However, he’s not at all thrilled with what Healer Granger has to say about the side effects.... What were the side effects of the potion? You’ll never guess…
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/02/29       Updated: 2008/03/02      Word Count: 1125

Happy New Year from Your Ministry of Magic [MA (NC-17)] by beaweasley2
[Reviews - 30] Favorite - 56
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Characters: George Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ronald Weasley, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate, Universe, Epilogue, What, Epilogue?, Erotica, General, post-HBP/HBP, compliant, Romance, Smut     Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: George tries to rectify the problematic relationship between Hermione and Ron at the Ministry of Magic’s New Years gala, although, I don’t think things turned out exactly as he planned. Written as a gift for my beta, Southern_Witch_69, as a New Years surprise, and she decided to let me share it with all of you!
I hope 2008 brings hope, happiness and loads of good memories for us all.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2008/01/01       Updated: 2008/01/03      Word Count: 4479

Life Debt Repaid [K+ (PG)] by beaweasley2
[Reviews - 22] Favorite - 2
Category: CHALLENGES > Off-Site Challenges > Potter Place's Post DH Prompt Challenge
Characters: Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Malfoy, Severus Snape
Genres: Epilogue, What, Epilogue?, post-DH/DH, compliant     Warnings: none
Summary: Severus is a Potions master, quite capable at nonverbal spells, Voldemort's potions brewer... Yet he lays dying in the Shrieking Shack because he is too weak to administer his potions to himself. What a lousy way to go. If only someone knew his whereabouts, someone who could help him.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/12/28       Updated: 2007/12/28      Word Count: 944

The Twelve Days of Christmas [K+ (PG)] by beaweasley2
[Reviews - 4]
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Podcast Holiday Filk Challenge
Characters: Ginevra Weasley
Genres: Humor, General, Songfic     Warnings: none
Summary: A little tight on the Knuts this year, Ginny decided to rewrite the lyrics for The Twelve Days Of Christmas for Hermione. Who knows, maybe she could get her to sing it with her at the Christmas feast for Dumbledore?
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/12/02       Updated: 2007/12/03      Word Count: 495

Grandma Got Knocked Off By A Death Eater [K+ (PG)] by beaweasley2
[Reviews - 10]
Category: CHALLENGES > TPP Challenges > Podcast Holiday Filk Challenge
Characters: Original Character
Genres: Humor, General, Songfic     Warnings: none
Summary: One of my favorite Christmas songs--tweaked for your singing pleasure. Happy Potterverse Christmas!
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/12/02       Updated: 2007/12/03      Word Count: 222

The Water Demons [T (PG-13)] by beaweasley2
[Reviews - 12] Favorite - 9
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Characters: Argus Filch, Dolores Jane Umbridge, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Original Character, Severus Snape
Genres: Drama, Humor, post-HBP/HBP, compliant, Romance     Warnings: none
Summary: The Weasley twins are very clever practical jokers, masters of mischief and mayhem, staunch adversaries of authority, pretension, and known to be disrespectful to teachers in general. Is it any wonder that they took on Umbridge?

So what happens when a fellow student turns to Fred and George, asking for help in getting even with Umbridge? How far will they go in pestering and teasing her, flaunting their wicked sense of humor and inventiveness, and blatant shenanigans? And why would she be gullible enough to go along?
Chapters: 11      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/06/08       Updated: 2007/11/06      Word Count: 58455

The Last Dance [K (G)] by beaweasley2
[Reviews - 4] Favorite - 3
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Characters: Ginevra Weasley, Harry Potter
Genres: Epilogue, What, Epilogue?, General, Humor, post-HBP/HBP, compliant, Romance     Warnings: (None)
Summary: * * This story is AU as I wrote it after HBP. * *
There is nothing like a few glasses of good elf-made Liliaberry champagne to lift your mood and help ease the pain of being ignored by your one true love. However, at Bill and Fleur’s wedding, Ginny may have had a few flutes too many.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/10/31       Updated: 2007/11/02      Word Count: 3305

Draco and the Muggle Hospital [T (PG-13)] by beaweasley2
[Reviews - 12] Favorite - 4
Category: CHALLENGES > Off-Site Challenges > Potter Place's Summer 2007 Prompt Challenge
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Malfoy Manor
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Original Character
Genres: Drama, General, Humor, Romance     Warnings: none
Summary: My response for the Potter_Place Summer 2007 Challenge: Prompt # 25 – Draco is without his wand when his wife is injured. He is forced to let go of his Muggle prejudices in order to seek medical help for her… Or will the shock of the accident force him to see that there is more to Muggles than meets the eye?
Chapters: 2      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/07/12       Updated: 2007/09/21      Word Count: 9371

Ginny Weasley and the Yule Ball [K (G)] by beaweasley2
[Reviews - 14] Favorite - 5
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Characters: Ginevra Weasley, Hermione Granger, Viktor Krum
Genres: Drama, General, Humor     Warnings: (None)
Summary: This is Ginny's Christmas during her third year at Hogwarts and her experiences of the Yule Ball. For all of us who have read the Goblet of Fire, we remember the Yule Ball and the days leading up to it from Harry's point of view. However, for Ginny Weasley there were ups and downs, brotherly interventions, discoveries, and of course all the preparations, excitement and anticipation of the big event as seen through her eyes.
Chapters: 8      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/01/10       Updated: 2007/09/02      Word Count: 28357

A Compromising Predicament [K+ (PG)] by beaweasley2
[Reviews - 11] Favorite - 1
Category: CHALLENGES > Off-Site Challenges > Potter Place's Summer 2007 Prompt Challenge
Characters: Dedalus Diggle, Elphias Doge, Hestia Jones, Sturgis Podmore
Genres: Drama, General, Humor, post-DH/DH, compliant     Warnings: none
Summary: It was a bit of a predicament, and a rather big glitch, for what was supposed to be a simple little rescue...

*** contains DH Spoilers – sort of ***

Four members of the Order en route of a rescue mission to save the lives of four half-wizard children, find themselves stuck temporarily in the Muggle London Underground. Unable to Apparate or use magic in the presence of the Muggles, they weigh their options…
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/08/28       Updated: 2007/08/31      Word Count: 2161

From the Shack to Quiescence [K (G)] by beaweasley2
[Reviews - 20] Favorite - 7
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Minerva McGonagall, Nagini, Severus Snape, Tom Riddle (Voldemort)
Genres: Alternate, Universe, Drama, General, Humor, post-DH/DH, compliant     Warnings: **DH SPOILERS**
Summary: This stroy has DH spoilers in it. It is an alternate plausible possibility in the story of Severus Snape regarding how the events unfolded in the Shrieking Shack and the outcome of a single act of kindnesses to a broken hero.

Twenty-two years of his life had been given over to following the desires of another; seventeen of them as Dumbledore’s man, which meant he served two masters as a servant, spy and pawn. Who could blame Severus for seeking solitude, inactivity and a life with peace, quiet and rest? Quiescence.

Carefully weaving the events begun in the Elder Wand, JK Rowling’s Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, (Scholastic Press, NY, 2007) pages 658-660 and evolving this into a story of survival, honor, abeyance and quiescence for a broken hero.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/08/09       Updated: 2007/08/12      Word Count: 6255

Fred and George Save A Friend [T (PG-13)] by beaweasley2
[Reviews - 15] Favorite - 10
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Characters: Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Original Character
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, General, Humor, Mystery/Suspense, Romance     Warnings: (None)
Summary: It is well known that Fred and George are pranksters and practical jokers. However, when a pretty girl they knew from school shows up with a dark secret and a load of trouble, these two know just what to do and how to handle it.
Chapters: 8      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/11/23       Updated: 2007/04/17      Word Count: 26552

An Unusual Birthday Sing-Along [K (G)] by beaweasley2
[Reviews - 17] Favorite - 16
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Characters: Arthur Weasley, Bill Weasley, Charlie Weasley, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Ginevra Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Lee Jordan, Molly Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, Ronald Weasley
Genres: General, Humor, Songfic     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Here is what you might expect if Fred and George begin to lead your birthday song… Harry was quite surprised by the unusual tune that was sung at his birthday. Needless to say, Mrs. Weasley wasn’t at all amused.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/04/14       Updated: 2007/04/15      Word Count: 1483

Euphorbia milii-dualis: tickled-pink thorny spurge [K (G)] by beaweasley2
[Reviews - 3] Favorite - 1
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Characters: Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Ginevra Weasley, Neville Longbottom
Genres: Humor, Drama, General     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Ginny wanted to give her brothers, Fred and George, a unique and interesting birthday gift. However, things didn't go quite as she planned.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/03/25       Updated: 2007/03/30      Word Count: 4712

The Lady in the Corner [K+ (PG)] by beaweasley2
[Reviews - 6] Favorite - 1
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Characters: Bill Weasley, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Original Character
Genres: Drama, General, post-HBP/HBP, compliant, Snapshot     Warnings: none
Summary: There is a war going on in the wizarding world. A simple act of kindness to a stranger, begets a heartfelt moment. This is written in such a way that this could be either Fred or George, so that you, the reader, could pick your favorite twin.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/03/08       Updated: 2007/03/10      Word Count: 1756

A Very Curious Neighbor [M (R)] by beaweasley2
[Reviews - 9] Favorite - 6
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes
Characters: George Weasley, Original Character
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, General, Humor, Romance, Smut     Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: What must it be like to live next door to the Weasleys?? Especially if you're already curious about one particular Weasley? George finds out just how curious one neighbor really is.
Chapters: 2      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/12/02       Updated: 2007/01/05      Word Count: 9156



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