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Someone who really, REALLY ought to be doing something else, but just keeps on writing.

Wondering why my stories take forever?  Have a look at My Other Time Devourer:  www.willametteartcenter.com  I'm both the webmaster and the president of the Friends of the Visual Arts, a 501-C3 nonprofit in Salem, Oregon.  We Put The Fun Back In Art. 

    Having 2 sweet little boys tends to drag things out too. 

And what the heck, as long as it's self-pimpage time:  If you just can't wait for the next chapter of Fair Ex, you can always go buy my book.  It's not HP or fanfic but it's got that Fawkesy snark (in spades)  It's here: www.turondo.com  Warning: there's a bad word in the title.
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Real Name:Jeanine
Member Since:2006/11/25
Favored Skin:Goblet
My Website:http://www.turondo.com
Also Archived at:fawkes_07.livejournal.com, Mugglenet, Sycophant Hex
A Favorite Author of:136
Reviews Posted:109

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Liner Notes [K (G)] by Fawkes_07
[Reviews - 4]
Category: ORIGINAL FICTION > Short Story
Genres: Friendship, General     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Nonfiction--these are the liner notes to the CD I just released. Offered as a partial explanation as to why I never seem to get around to finishing my other fics. :-)
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2011/07/29       Updated: 2011/07/29      Word Count: 1660

Jonny Blue [M (R)] by Fawkes_07
[Reviews - 3] Favorite - 1
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Luna Lovegood, Other Canon Witch/Wizard
Genres: General     Warnings: none
Summary: A rarepair moment, conceived after watching the GoF film and suddenly recognizing the guitar player in the Weird Sisters.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2010/10/14       Updated: 2010/10/14      Word Count: 2583

Fair Exchanges [M (R)] by Fawkes_07
[Reviews - 956] Favorite - 397
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Dolores Jane Umbridge, Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape, Tom Riddle (Voldemort)
Genres: Angst, Romance     Warnings: none
Summary: Hermione wants to learn Occlumency, but Severus Snape is not known for his generous nature. Both may learn more than they bargained for before the tale ends. This is canon-compliant with books 5 and 6 and provides a behind-the-scenes story that JKR never even guessed...
Chapters: 47      Completed: No       Published: 2006/11/25       Updated: 2009/10/15      Word Count: 77074

Harry Potter and the Heirs of Slytherin [K+ (PG)] by Fawkes_07
[Reviews - 322] Favorite - 46
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Alastor (Mad-Eye) Moody, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Nymphadora Tonks, Petunia (Evans) Dursley, Remus Lupin, Vernon Dursley
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, General, Humor, Mystery/Suspense, post-HBP/HBP, compliant     Warnings: (None)
Summary: This is a full-length Book Seven fic. Cliffhangers and unexpected twists abound, but don't look for beloved characters to die tragically before your very eyes--Fawkes_07 is all about redemption. Written for young readers but hopefully fun for all. I'm printing out a version for my kids in book format--I even found all the right fonts and everything. Hence the "artwork" in the chapter headings. What can I say, I'm more of a ceramics person than a drawing person. Can I note with pride that "Heirs of Slytherin" was just chosen as a Featured Story on MNFF? *glows*
Chapters: 50      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/03/31       Updated: 2008/05/19      Word Count: 347803

Looking and Seeing [MA (NC-17)] by Fawkes_07
[Reviews - 170] Favorite - 41
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Malfoy Manor
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Narcissa Malfoy, Ronald Weasley
Genres: Alternate, Universe, Angst, Erotica, General, Romance     Warnings: none
Summary: A Non-HBP, Non-DH, AU DM/HG fanfic. (Acronyms: The Next Parseltongue.) Set in a world where HBP and DH never unfolded, this AU plot bunny leapt out and throttled me last night, after perusing some DM/HG "Head Boy and Girl" fics. I really hope to keep it short, and of course all my other fics are screaming for endings, but what's another unfinished project? :) Rated for future chapters.
Chapters: 22      Completed: No       Published: 2007/10/23       Updated: 2008/03/15      Word Count: 30903

Private Lessons [M (R)] by Fawkes_07
[Reviews - 93] Favorite - 47
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Original Character, Severus Snape
Genres: Angst, Romance     Warnings: none
Summary: 50 years after HBP, Severus Snape has completed his sentence in Azkaban. Now the truth must be told...
Chapters: 18      Completed: No       Published: 2006/12/06       Updated: 2008/02/25      Word Count: 28921

Farewell to a Lost Friend [M (R)] by Fawkes_07
[Reviews - 8] Favorite - 1
Genres: Angst, Horror, Songfic     Warnings: Character Death, Drug Use/Abuse
Summary: Just what the title implies.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/12/25       Updated: 2007/12/25      Word Count: 2151

Lily's Little Secret [M (R)] by Fawkes_07
[Reviews - 11] Favorite - 2
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Shrieking Shack
Characters: Lily (Evans) Potter
Genres: Erotica     Warnings: Squick
Summary: Holy plot bunnies, Batman! A squicky little Marauder-era tale deliberately left vague so as not to give away the ending.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/09/28       Updated: 2007/09/28      Word Count: 1324

The Pureblood's Tale, Supplement [M (R)] by Fawkes_07
[Reviews - 4]
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Shrieking Shack
Characters: Harry Potter, Original Character, Sirius Black
Genres: Erotica, Humor     Warnings: none
Summary: A couple of short drabbles just for grownups. These were conceived as part of Chapter 27 of my fic, HP and the Heirs of Slytherin. Sadly, they are just not right for my 9-year-old and had to be kept separate from the main story. Those of you that are reading Heirs might enjoy a chuckle or two.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/06/06       Updated: 2007/06/06      Word Count: 426

Unquenchable [K+ (PG)] by Fawkes_07
[Reviews - 5] Favorite - 1
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Fawkes
Genres: Angst, Drama, post-HBP/HBP, compliant     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Fawkes is sent on an errand at a critical time.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/05/23       Updated: 2007/05/23      Word Count: 3623

Memoirs of a Seventh-Year Slytherin [M (R)] by Fawkes_07
[Reviews - 8] Favorite - 4
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Original Character, Severus Snape
Genres: Humor, Parody     Warnings: sicFic (intentional errors - parody)
Summary: This lightweight tale, a bit of Mary-Sue bashing with some Discworld flavor, reveals a little known secret about Severus Snape.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/02/18       Updated: 2007/02/18      Word Count: 2356

View from Stained Glass [M (R)] by Fawkes_07
[Reviews - 21] Favorite - 7
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: General, Romance     Warnings: none
Summary: Life in two dimensions is often tedious, but the Mermaid Window in the prefect's bathroom is in an enviable position. This is actually a quick snippet of an idea for Fair Exchanges that was too sappy to use, but too cute for the cutting room floor. There?s a bit of mystery at the end; do leave your proposed solution in a review!
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/02/15       Updated: 2007/02/15      Word Count: 2068

When the Cat's Away [M (R)] by Fawkes_07
[Reviews - 5] Favorite - 6
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Ronald Weasley, Severus Snape
Genres: Erotica, Humor, Slash     Warnings: Slash, Lite, (not, explicit), Squick
Summary: When the ladies of Snape?s 5th year Potions class are called away for a *koff* "Special Lecture," the boys, deprived of their genteel influences, are soon up to no good...
Chapters: 2      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/12/01       Updated: 2006/12/03      Word Count: 3794

Late Night Chat [M (R)] by Fawkes_07
[Reviews - 6] Favorite - 5
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Characters: Harry Potter, Sirius Black
Genres: Romance, Slash     Warnings: Slash, Lite, (not, explicit)
Summary: What exactly it is that the Purebloods have against the Mudbloods? According to Freud, for hate to be so powerful, the fundamental issue HAS to be sex! Hence this unexpected discussion between Harry Potter and Sirius Black, which takes place some time during OOTP. Be warned: This fic contains nothing graphic but is chock full of slash, bisexuality, and other things that will make hair grow on your palms. Read at own risk.
Chapters: 2      Completed: Yes       Published: 2006/11/28       Updated: 2006/12/01      Word Count: 5698

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