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This penname was founded by a band of intrepid loonies who got together during the early days of the TPP chat room (and bonded further during the dark days of WIKKT chat's exile to the TPP chatroom). Together, we generated an idea for a fic so ridiculous, no one of us alone was willing to take credit for it. It's amazing what mischief a bunch of alleged adults can get up to under the influence of no alcohol whatsoever. Pennames of individual authors will be posted here in alphabetical order, if and when they elect to admit their involvement in the project. It will continue to serve as a penname for any collaborations born in the TPP chatroom and a beacon of comedy in an angsty fandom. The usual suspects (for 'A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Victory Photo'): Editor: dracontia Secretary: shalimar1981 Beta-of-Record: broomclosetravenclaw Chief Britpicker: lux_astraea Authors: broomclosetravenclaw, DawnEB, dracontia, JustDesmond, leniarianna, lux_astraea, shalimar1981, SSLupin, Wolfmoonshadow Contributors: aturia, droxy, Hubby_of_Drac, ladyinthecloak, quilter_infinity, wonderfulchild The usual suspects (for "A Fanfic Reader's Unauthorized Guide to the Unconventional Hogwarts: A History'): Editor/secretary: dracontia Beta-of-Record: SeverusLovesUs Authors: dracontia, Potteresque_ire, SeverusLovesUs, Snapemylove Thank you to lux_astraea for the icons!

Charlotte's Angels Icon by ravine: <img src="stories/Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party/images/CharlottesAngels.JPG">
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Stories by Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party
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A Fanfic Reader's Unauthorized Guide to the Unconventional Hogwarts: A History [M (R)] by Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party
    [Reviews - 101] Favorite - 85 |
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Forbidden Forest
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginevra Weasley, Gregory Goyle, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Irma Pince, Original Character, Rita Skeeter, Severus Snape, Vincent Crabbe Genres: Alternate, Universe, Epilogue, What, Epilogue?, Horror, Humor, Parody, Romance, Smut, Slash Warnings: Slash, Lite, (not, explicit)
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Summary: In which Harry is somewhat indiscriminately randy, Snape struggles manfully to be completely oblivious, Hermione is a connoisseur of printed-out Internet porn, and Draco exits the closet dramatically and demands Resolution of Sexual Tension. This is your TPP chat room on crack—fic. |
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Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes Published: 2008/01/12 Updated: 2008/06/08 Word Count: 34579 |
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Victory Photo [M (R)] by Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party
    [Reviews - 96] Favorite - 64 |
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Colin Creevey, Dean Thomas, Draco Malfoy, Ernie MacMillan, Filius Flitwick, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Ginevra Weasley, Gregory Goyle, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Irma Pince, Justin Finch-Fletchley, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Luna Lovegood, Madam Rosmerta, Millicent Bulstrode, Minerva McGonagall, Moaning Myrtle, Mrs. Norris, Neville Longbottom, Nymphadora Tonks, Padma Patil, Pansy Parkinson, Parvati Patil, Percy Weasley, Pomona Sprout, Poppy Pomfrey, Professor Sinistra, Professor Vector, Remus Lupin, Rolanda Hooch, Ronald Weasley, Seamus Finnegan, Severus Snape, Sibyll Trelawney, Sorting Hat, Terry Boot, Vincent Crabbe Genres: Action/Adventure, Alternate, Universe, Erotica, General, Humor, Parody, Romance, Smut Warnings: none
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Summary: Harry and company won, and Voldemort is no more. It went so well that almost no one is so much as scratched. What are our heroes going to do next? Why, party until they need medical attention, of course! (The following account thereof is what happens when several alleged adults start discussing the salacious potential of the HP-verse in a chat room--hence our group penname.) |
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Chapters: 11 Completed: Yes Published: 2007/03/07 Updated: 2007/09/12 Word Count: 71331 |
Charlotte's Angels [T (PG-13)] by Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party
    [Reviews - 9] Favorite - 6 |
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Name Withheld (surprise), Ronald Weasley Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, General, Humor, Mystery/Suspense, Parody Warnings: none
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Summary: You remember the TV show Charlie's Angels... right? We bet your memories of it would be fonder if it had starred three handsome, young, wizards... whose boss, Charlotte, has a knack for finding them assignments that require tight/minimal clothing... |
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Chapters: 2 Completed: No Published: 2009/07/10 Updated: 2013/02/13 Word Count: 7111 |
The Desk (Up)set: Severus Snape Just Wanted to Feel Pretty [M (R)] by Mad_Chatters_Tea_Party
    [Reviews - 19] Favorite - 10 |
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Azkaban Prison
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood, Neville Longbottom, Professor Vector, Ronald Weasley, Severus Snape Genres: Alternate, Universe, General, Humor, Parody, Romance, Smut, Slash, Slash Warnings: BDSM, Lite, (not, explicit), Slash, Lite, (not, explicit)
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Summary: Cross dressing. Slash. Hints of Bondage. Desk sex. Voyeurism. Luna. And all because SeverusLovesUs said, “Snape under the desk? That's got to be an unusual picture,” thus guaranteeing that what might otherwise have been left at a one-time joke in the chat room became a short fic of epic absurdity. |
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Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Published: 2008/06/25 Updated: 2008/06/29 Word Count: 6796 |
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