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I only exist in an alternate Severus Snape universe. If I was real, I would be 53 years old, married for 33 and possess 2 adult daughters and 2 grandson's.  If I was real, I would probably enjoy my grandchildren and my kitty cat.  My profession would have something to do with breastfeeding, thus I would be breastlady.  I would thankfully love my career and frequently stay too late at work. 
Here, Severus Snape lives and breaths, no matter what "She who will not be named" says, and I would be a hardcore SS/HG addict. I might even be described as obsessed and in need of counseling. Fortunately, I only exist on the Petulant Poetess  website where obsession with Hermione and Severus is an acceptable existence and all the other details are nothing more than superfluous BS!
Though I'm not real, my reviews are.
Penname:breastlady
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Member Since:2007/01/21
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Reviews Posted:1006

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Once Upon A Time [MA (NC-17)] by Anastadne
[Reviews - 14] Favorite - 13
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Category: LJ COMMUNITIES > SSHG_Exchange
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Epilogue, What Epilogue?, Psychological, Romance     Warnings: Violence
Summary: Ariadne and Anastasia's SSHG Exchange Fic: Something is calling the older Muggleborn witches into the Forest; all but one have returned apparently unharmed. After years in exile, Hermione returns to set things right. Written for Ianthe Waiting.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 09/28/2010       Updated: 09/28/2010      Word Count: 9293

A Beach in Ireland [MA (NC-17)] by Bambu
[Reviews - 54] Favorite - 177
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Erotica, Romance     Warnings: (None)
Summary: Eight years post-Voldemort, Hermione decides to celebrate her birthday quietly at home, but serendipity takes a hand.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 10/16/2009       Updated: 10/16/2009      Word Count: 8909

Guard... Check... Mate [MA (NC-17)] by Bambu
[Reviews - 108] Favorite - 352
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Drama     Warnings: Violence
Summary: Late one night, after evening the distribution of house points, Snape discovers an unwanted intruder into the sub-levels of Hogwarts. What he finds alters his perception and the course of his life.
Chapters: 7      Completed: Yes       Published: 07/11/2005       Updated: 07/24/2005      Word Count: 50689

Auld Lang Syne [MA (NC-17)] by Celisnebula
[Reviews - 15] Favorite - 73
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Drama, Angst, Romance, Erotica, Smut, Alternate, Universe, post-DH/DH, compliant     Warnings: **DH SPOILERS**, Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: The human mind is an incomprehensible machine… Years later, the ripple effects of the Memory Charm Hermione had placed on her mother, Ruth, coupled with her father’s death, cause unforeseen complications. Guilt hangs over Hermione like a cloud until, miraculously, an American wizarding and Muggle medical cooperative agrees to take Ruth’s case in the first phase of an experimental treatment, one that melds Muggle medical knowledge with Wizarding procedures.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 02/25/2008       Updated: 02/28/2008      Word Count: 14388

Darkest Before the Light [MA (NC-17)] by Celisnebula
[Reviews - 18] Favorite - 51
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Drama, Romance, Erotica, Smut, Alternate, Universe, Epilogue, What, Epilogue?, Art     Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: Someone wants Snape and Hermione together – thinks they’d be a perfect pair. Kidnapped, separately via Portkey, they’re trapped deep within a darkened, older forest without their wands. They’ve a tent and supplies enough to last a few weeks out in the wilderness… It’s not a question of survival in the wilderness; it’s a question of whether or not they can survive each other.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 04/19/2009       Updated: 04/25/2009      Word Count: 15743

Twisted Revenge [MA (NC-17)] by Celisnebula
[Reviews - 9] Favorite - 21
Category: LJ COMMUNITIES > sshg_promptfest
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Original Character, Severus Snape, Sir Nick (Nearly Headless Nick)
Genres: Smut, Alternate Universe     Warnings: BDSM Lite (not explicit), Dubious Consent, Explicit Sexual Content, Language
Summary: A plan of revenge by a trio of students backfires – but not in the way they intended.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 08/21/2013       Updated: 10/07/2013      Word Count: 7316

Unkissed [MA (NC-17)] by chivalric
[Reviews - 430] Favorite - 383
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ronald Weasley, Severus Snape
Genres: Drama, Erotica, Romance     Warnings: (None)
Summary: *2008 Winner for best PWP at the New Library* Harry and Ron play a prank on Snape, but have no idea what actions and reactions it might cause, and who will get entangled in the magic. This is a sequel to "Valentine Mischief."
Chapters: 9      Completed: Yes       Published: 03/11/2008       Updated: 06/03/2008      Word Count: 49530

Dearest Diary [MA (NC-17)] by Fervesco
[Reviews - 14] Favorite - 38
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate, Universe, Angst, Erotica, Smut     Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: Snape gets his hands on something Hermione would rather he didn't, however this leads to Snape getting his hands on something Hermione rather he did! Total rewrite of my fic 'Dear Diary'
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 11/29/2005       Updated: 11/29/2005      Word Count: 6606

A Ghost of a Chance [MA (NC-17)] by gersknightlady
[Reviews - 812] Favorite - 252
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Malfoy Manor
Characters: Hermione Granger, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape
Genres: Alternate Universe, Drama, Epilogue, What Epilogue?     Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content, Out of Character
Summary: After the war, Severus finds himself only aware when someone comes to mourn him. Is this death?
Chapters: 57      Completed: Yes       Published: 02/01/2010       Updated: 03/17/2012      Word Count: 181078

Night Whispers [K+ (PG)] by gersknightlady
[Reviews - 18] Favorite - 14
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Hogwarts Castle
Characters: Ginevra Weasley, Hermione Granger, Horace Slughorn, Severus Snape
Genres: Romance, Alternate Universe     Warnings: Out of Character
Summary: In the dark halls of the castle, Hermione hears soft whispers of desperation.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 05/21/2011       Updated: 06/10/2011      Word Count: 3740



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