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I live in a spacious, well-lit mind furnished with comfy chairs and shelves full of curios and souvenirs from times when I got out more. I call my physical surroundings "the cyber-recliner."

I mostly write oddball essays making fun of my inability to understand a children's story and my conviction that Ms. Rowlings is having us on. (I don't post much, because I often become sleepy, lose track, and fail to notice until the following Tuesday.)

I'm a big softy on Severus Snape, but I think I like Hermione best. I enjoy ships and stories where she grows up to be a force to be reckoned with.

Oh, and I am still convinced that Crookshanks is Regulus Black. ;D

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Member Since:2005/10/25
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My Website:http://www.swythyv.livejournal.com
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Freeing Snape [M (R)] by swythyv
[Reviews - 2] Favorite - 1
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Severus Snape
Genres: Humor, Parody     Warnings: none
Summary: This follows Shifting Percy as the last of three vignettes that will form a past-is-prologue to a longer work in progress.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2010/11/30       Updated: 2010/12/10      Word Count: 2070

Pyreing Ron [T (PG-13)] by swythyv
[Reviews - 6] Favorite - 2
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger
Genres: Humor, Parody     Warnings: Character Death
Summary: A fond salute to the beloved cliches that remove Ron from the wizarding world's (and even more importantly, Hermione Granger's) Better Tomorrow.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/11/07       Updated: 2007/11/10      Word Count: 1537

Shifting Percy [T (PG-13)] by swythyv
[Reviews - 4] Favorite - 3
Category: HARRY POTTER FANFICTION > Potions Under Duress
Characters: Hermione Granger
Genres: Humor, Parody     Warnings: none
Summary: Hermione deals with more Weasley misbehavior in her own inimitable fashion. Sequel to Pyreing Ron.
Chapters: 1      Completed: Yes       Published: 2007/11/13       Updated: 2007/11/14      Word Count: 1100


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