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StefdarlinDraco makes a technological discovery while snooping in Hermione's room.
ReviewedDraco slipped into Hermione’s room, intent on his objective. From the corner of his eye, a strange black object caught his attention. What the bloody hell is that, he thought.
Moving in closer, he completely forgot about the reason he was in the head girl’s dorm in the first place: to steal a pair of her panties and fulfill the terms of the dare issued him by Goyle. He lifted the black-matte rectangle, marveling at its weight. There was a single, blue light flashing intermittently, and as his hands skimmed the surface, they hit the button in the middle, causing it to pop open like a book. Startled, Draco dropped it back onto the table he had plucked it from.
He peered inside as a screen lit. No sounds emitted from it, so he sat down and pushed it further open. On the glowing screen was a fabulous scroll, vaguely resembling the parchment the Hogwart’s professors doled out in droves, but this was new and unusual to him. It glowed, and the words seemed directed just to him.
An arrow was on the screen. He looked down and pressed the enter key, causing the screen to change. Draco fiddled with the keys at first, and then seemed to get the hang of the contraption he had discovered. Before he knew it, time had flown, and he heard Hermione making her way up the stairs. “Bollocks!” He exclaimed, quickly returning the screen to its original state.
Glancing around frantically, he noticed an urn of Floo powder above the fireplace. Frowning, he moved closer and a lopsided grin lit his face when he realized what this meant. He couldn’t believe his luck. Moving quickly, he spoke clearly and low, “Slytherin common room.” In a flash of green, he was gone, and Hermione was none the wiser.
Over the next few days, Draco consistently snuck into Hermione’s dorm to use the device he had discovered. He was detrimentally hooked, and his distress was steadily increasing daily. “Oh, no, not again! No, no, no, no! Bloody eggs… no visits….” He rose from the chair, grief stricken.
Hermione entered her room, shocked at finding Draco there, and then swiftly dove out of his way as he barreled toward the door. She briefly caught the words Dragon eggs and Hagrid before her eyes landed on the open laptop. The screen displayed, The Dragon Cave, and she smirked. So he had found the internet and was hooked on Dragon Spam; served him right.
Prompt: Draco discovers the internet. What does he find that obsesses him?
My sincere thanks goes to Karelia for betaing this and overseeing all the mischief we get up to on Saturday nights.
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Latest 25 Reviews for Spam
18 Reviews | 5.5/10 Average
LOL LOL LOL Several friends of mine got into this big time and for the life of me I couldn't see the appeal of it and grumbled to myself as the fad flooded my inbox! I was soooooooo glad when the fad died offf!
Response from Stefdarlin (Author of Spam)
Tee hee. Well, given Draco's ability with animals as seen in POA, I have no idea why he would think he could grow a dragon. Thank you very much for reviewing.
seems like Draco finally found something he has to thank and hate the muggles for.dangerous for your sanity and self control. why not, Draco and a Dragon -egg. how cute. and making friends whom definitely have to be mudbloods or even pure-muggles. wwaaaahhh.. addicted to it. hahaha
Response from Stefdarlin (Author of Spam)
Yeah, I've decided I'm not telling him about the muggles. LOL. Thanks for your review. 
What is Dragon Spam? I'm confused...
Response from Stefdarlin (Author of Spam)
Spam of the Dragon kind is a place where you can adopt a dragon of your very own and raise it. You adopt an egg, and in order for it to hatch, you must post it various places like LJ where people can click on it.You can see the site Draco got addicted to here: http://dragcave.net/ I hope this helps. I hate for you to be lost, dear.Thanks,~Stef =o)P.S. I may be forced to direct more difficult questions to the Masters of Dragons: Teshara and Mazzy. 
Bwahahahahaha! How appropriate: Draco is addicted to Dragon Spam ... Spam, lovely Spam, wonderful Spam!
Response from Stefdarlin (Author of Spam)
LOL, I love your evil laugh, my dear. And thanks for the title. Lovely!Thanks for your review. Oh, and the sparklies.
Response from lyn_f (Reviewer)
You're welcome! :)*squishes you*
Dragon spam. Is that addicting? Must stay away then. LOL
Response from Stefdarlin (Author of Spam)
I have heard that it can be. I am currently heading an investigation. I will let you know my results. *smirk*
Draco adicted to the internet! Hilarious! Gonna go look up Dragon spam now.... 
Took her long enough to realize someone was messing with her laptop!
Response from Stefdarlin (Author of Spam)
Tee hee, and who's to say she wasn't messing with his eggs? Mwahahaha.
Oh, that is so priceless! Draco needs to make internet buddies who will visit his eggs; I know a group he could join.
Response from Stefdarlin (Author of Spam)
I'm glad you think so. Yes, he does! LOL.Thanks so much for your review.
*laughs with delight* Internet addiction! I wonder why it sounds so familiar! :)
Response from Stefdarlin (Author of Spam)
<eg> Maybe because we all TOTALLY have it!! LOL!Tee hee. Thank you for your review, dear, and the sparklies. *Grins ear to ear*~Stef 
*grin* Internet and its dependance. A major society problem (says the girl who sweats profusely when apart from her laptop more than half a day)
Response from Stefdarlin (Author of Spam)
Lol, yes, I am part of said major society. I go crazy when I can't come home and check my email or pop into TPP chat. I almost feel sorry for Draco. *giggle*Thank you so very much for your review and those darling sparklies.~Stef =o)
This was delightful. His reaction to the computer and exploration was handled really well. I love her smirk over his internet addiction. Some crimes really are their own punishment.
Response from Stefdarlin (Author of Spam)
Oh, I am so glad you liked my drabble. Lol, yes, I would think getting addicted to dragon internet spam would be its own punishment. I couldn't he;p but think of dear tesh and mazzy while I was writing this, lol. Though I do love to check my LJ and see the progress of the little guys. *smirk* And now, thanks to sunny's prompt, I have a wee dragon egg of my own, ugh. Lol.Thanks for your review,Stef
More please.Like to see how Draco gets out of this conversation with Hermione.Did he ever get the panties?
Response from Stefdarlin (Author of Spam)
Sadly, no, he never did retrieve the panties, lol. But you have to wonder what he exactly expects to get from Hagrid about internet dragons, LOL.Thanks so much for your review and the sparklies.Stef
This is really funny! How's your dragon, BTW? I like the subtle humor in just a few words that you have created.Oh, and I'm reviving... CFP! 
I hope you are well, GRITS-sister,Di
Response from Stefdarlin (Author of Spam)
Aww, thanks for your review, my fellow GRITS-sister! I am glad you liked it,. Poor Draco. <eg> Reviving CFP huh? And how does our fav author feel about that? Mwahahaha!Btw, my dragon is gonna need a name. And I am gonna save that task for you and Elo. Lol.Gleams at the sparklies!Hugs to you,~Stef~
ROFL. Dragon spam! :)
Response from Stefdarlin (Author of Spam)
Lol, yes, due to recent posts on LJ, I thought this was appropriate. Well, that and the fact I hear they are totally addictive. Thanks for your review, sunny dear.
Hehehe. I can see Draco being hooked on the internet. :)
Response from Stefdarlin (Author of Spam)
Tee hee. Thanks for your review... and the sparklies.Now, I'm off to read your own contributions, YAY!
*giggles*
Response from Stefdarlin (Author of Spam)
I'm glad it made you giggle. Thanks for your review.
Very cute story! :) hahaha
Response from Stefdarlin (Author of Spam)
Aww, thank you, dear. Glad it could give you a chuckle. =o)