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Knickers or Pants? Chapter 1: Oneshot
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Knickers or Pants?

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Knickers or Pants?

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Jinxie

A little accident leads to a set of unexpected and revealing conversations.

Humor Alternate Universe Drabble/100-Word Potions Under Duress 345 Words 1 Chapter Complete
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Usual disclaimer: I don’t own them and make no profit, except at their own expense.

AN: Thank you to PotionsMistress23 for her lovely Beta work!

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After the war, there was an influx of younger professors and apprentices working at Hogwarts to accommodate the increase of students, and expanding families and workloads of staff.

Hermione Granger returning to Hogwarts as an Apprentice was no shock to anyone; however her subject and Master were. It was expected, or rather assumed, that she would apprentice in Transfiguration, Arithmancy or Charms. However, she shocked her former professors when she applied for the Potions apprenticeship – with Severus Snape – and that he encouraged and accepted her. Most professors assumed he would use her to do his work – only time would tell.

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“Here we go, darling, a new pair of knickers. It’s okay to have an accident,” Apprentice Granger said as she helped the dark-haired girl change her undergarments.

“Not knickers. Pants.”

“Pardon?”

“I don’t wear knickers. I’m a little girl, and I wear pants,” she admonished, scowling.

“Riiight. So, girls wear pants, and boys wear knickers?”

“Yes. Boys wear knickers, like my daddy.” The girl smiled.

Barely choking back a laugh, the woman replied, “Oh, well then. That’s lovely isn’t it?”

“Yes, he wears fancy knickers – under his trousers.”

“Oh, well isn’t that lovely, then?”

“Yes, it is. Thank you!”

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Apprentice Granger smirked as her inquisitive eyes met those of the blushing Potions Master. She was trying to choose her words carefully, in how to approach the subject of one Aurelia Snape with her Master.

He coughed and stated, “You mustn’t take half of what she says at face value. My daughter is only three...”

“Yes, sir, I understand that. I just never pictured you as a knickers man. Do you also wear stockings and suspenders?” she asked tongue in cheek, hoping to have not gone too far.

Smirking, he answered, “Perhaps it is time you found out for yourself?”


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Latest 25 Reviews for Knickers or Pants?

10 Reviews  |  5.7/10 Average

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sarahsnape

I love this story--I've read it many times...I don't know why, but I find it perfect--the right amount of mystery to it.  I don't need to know who her mother is, or why they are flirting or anything else....it's perfect as it is.

Response from Jinxie (Author of Knickers or Pants?)

Aw, thank you!  :)

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debjunk

LOL, cute. 

Response from Jinxie (Author of Knickers or Pants?)

Thank you!  ;)

0/10

liviconnor

*Snickers and rants*

Response from Jinxie (Author of Knickers or Pants?)

;)  Thank you for reading and reviewing!

10/10

Marty21

Response from Jinxie (Author of Knickers or Pants?)

Thank you! 

10/10

snitchette

ROFL! And who's the lucky mother of sweet Aurelia?

Response from Jinxie (Author of Knickers or Pants?)

It was a story begging to be written, but I hadn't quite made my mind up about the mother.  However, she definitely isn't Hermione.  ;)I may expand on this at a later date, but not at the moment.

8/10

JoKK2

Very cute. I like Snape's daughter immensely.  Do you plan to expand this story?  Maybe explain who is the mother and how Hermione/Severus fair from this point?  I think that would be wonderful.  Thanks for sharing, JoAnne

Response from Jinxie (Author of Knickers or Pants?)

Aurelia is certainly a handful, and quite opinionated. I'm considering expanding, but don't have plans as of yet.Thank you for reading and reviewing!  :)

9/10

MsTree

He has a DAUGHTER? What happened to her mother? Is this a story where we have to use our imagination and they've jumped a few years from the beginning? Inquiring minds want to know. BTW, good story. ^_^

Response from Jinxie (Author of Knickers or Pants?)

Aurelia's backstory is quite the mystery that everyone wants solving.  If / when I find the time I think I'll have to go back and give more info.Thank you!  :)

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sunny33

Kids, eh? :D

Response from Jinxie (Author of Knickers or Pants?)

Oh yes.  Definitely a never-ending source of terror and entertainment.  ;)Thank you for reading!

10/10

mick42

Out of the mouths of babes. I hope you expand this, Aurelia is a sweetie.

10/10

snapeswidow

 this is too cute! Gotta love the things Little kids say at the oddest times! my 4yr old does it to me all the time!

Response from Jinxie (Author of Knickers or Pants?)

Yes, children's unexpected comments spark the greatest of inspiration at times don't they?  Thank you for reading and reviewing!

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