Chapter One
The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach
Chapter 1 of 8
articcat621Hermione offers to teach her friend Martha's summer baking class. While doing so, she runs into someone she hadn't seen for years.
A/N: This little beauty is dedicated to Araeofsomething for her birthday. I'd like to give a huge thanks to JenniferLupinBlack for being my fantastic alpha and to TrisanaChandler13 for being my fantastic beta. I hope you all enjoy, and April, happy (late) birthday!
Disclaimer: JKR owns the world of Harry Potter, not me. I am making no money from the posting of this story. I also do not own the world of Doctor Who, BBC does.
Chapter 1
Hermione hurried down the hall, thankful that they were empty. She had accidentally overslept this morning and was now late for the class. Her best friend Martha had gone into labor a month early so she was unable to finish teaching the summer baking course she ran at the local community center. Hermione, unable to say no, agreed to teach the remaining two weeks of the course. She was a decent baker so she figured it wouldn't be too difficult. Martha was confident Hermione would be able to handle the class. There were only five people in the class.
But those five people will be angry you're late, Hermione reminded herself, picking up her pace. When she realized she was at the right room, she paused outside the door to collect a calming breath.
Opening the door, she walked inside. "Sorry I'm late everyone!" she said, moving to place her bag on the table in the front. "My name is Hermione Granger, and I'll be filling in for Martha. Her little one was born early so she'll be unable to teach. I will finish up the course since she is obviously unable to. I hope none of you object that."
Hermione glanced up for the first time, looking over the people in the class. Near the front was a couple sitting so close together that Hermione thought the girl was sitting on the boy's lap. A middle-aged woman sat at the opposite table. There was a young girl sitting behind the woman, who looked to be no older than fourteen. She glanced at the last person and felt her jaw drop slightly.
No, that wasn't right.
There was no way it was him. There was no way in hell that was Severus Snape staring at her. No, it couldn't be.
She swallowed nervously, her tongue darting out to wet her lips. With the glare she was receiving, she could only assume it was indeed her surly Potions professor. She coughed nervously under his glare.
"Well, today we'll be baking a bay leaf pound cake," Hermione said, her eyes darting around the room. How is it that one look from this man made her feel like she was in his classroom once again? "Some of you may be wondering about the bay leaves. Sounds gross, doesn't it?" She laughed. "Well, coupled with the orange, it creates a delicious taste. And as an added bonus, the cake makes the room smell absolutely wonderful."
She walked around, passing the recipe to all the people. Hermione was careful to avert her eyes from Snape as she slipped him a paper. Turning, she walked to the front of the room.
As everyone collected their ingredients, Hermione thought about her former potions professor, Severus Snape. She had not heard of him, or seen him, since the end of the war. After recovering at St. Mungo's, the surly wizard slipped away from the wizarding world. No one even knew where he went or lived.
Yet here he was, Hermione mused. Severus Snape taking a summer pastry course in a small Muggle neighborhood. She would have to ask Martha if she knew anything about him.
The class flew by as she explained step by step what to do. It seemed most of them knew what they were doing so they were able to get through quickly. The only ones who had any difficulty were those two teens that wouldn't stop hanging off one another.
"April, if you can't untangle yourself from Dave long enough to watch your cake, there's nothing I can do to prevent it from burning," Hermione said with a sigh as April continued to cry about her ruined cake.
Oh, to be young and in love. Hermione rolled her eyes. As everyone packaged up their things to leave, Hermione noticed Snape was lingering behind the others. Her heart raced as she wondered why.
Slowly, everyone left the room except for Snape. She watched him, waiting for him to say something.
As the silence stretched between them, Hermione realized Snape wouldn't be saying anything. She sighed, knowing she would have to start the conversation.
"Well, Professor Snape, fancy seeing you here," she said, immediately cursing herself. Why in the world would she say something so cheesy to him? She was an idiot.
An amused expression appeared on his face. He stood, approaching the front of the room.
"Miss Granger," he said with a slight nod of his head. "I did not expect to see you here."
She laughed. "Well, I never expected our paths to cross again." Her eyes widened in horror. "Not that I didn't want them to, it's just, er, wow." She bit her lip. "I'm really making an arse out of myself, aren't I?"
"Yes, but it is rather amusing," Snape stated. He looked at the witch, taking in her appearance.
Hermione squirmed under his intense stare. Those onyx eyes could make a first year shake in fear, but now they were having a different effect on her. It suddenly felt as if the room was too hot. She opened her mouth to say something, but he cut her off.
"Not now, Miss Granger. I can see the wheels turning in that head of yours and know you must have questions. Why don't you ask them as we walk to the parking lot? I'm assuming you drove?"
Hermione collected herself and nodded. "Yes, I drove here." She tilted her head to the side, looking up at him. "Did you drive here, Professor?"
"Call me Snape or Severus," he corrected. "I haven't been your professor in six or so years now."
"All right, Severus," she said, testing his name on her lips. "You may call me Hermione, then."
"No," Severus replied, a smirk appearing on his face. "I think not, Miss Granger."
What? Hermione gaped at him. It seemed this man was as vexing and infuriating as ever, just how she remembered him.
"But yes to your earlier question," Snape responded, moving towards the door. "I drove here."
Hermione slung her bag over her shoulder and followed him out. "So, have you been living as a Muggle?" she asked.
He shrugged. "I suppose. It is much simpler. I still brew potions, but I get all my ingredients delivered through the post. I have no use for being seen in public."
Hermione nodded. She knew people still hated him, despite Harry making sure everyone knew the truth. It was quite sad, to be honest.
"But I must ask," Snape said. "Is Miss Jones all right? She went into labor quite early."
"Oh, Martha's fine!" Hermione said. "I just visited with her yesterday. She and the baby are good. They're both home. She named him Jared, Jared Jones."
"How do you know her?" he inquired.
"Martha and I have been friends for ages. She knows I'm a witch. She found out during my third year. We've been inseparable since our childhood. We went to grade school together." Hermione explained walking beside him.
"Miss Jones is the reason I'm in this infernal class," Snape said.
"Oh?" Hermione glanced up at him, taking in his profile. His nose wasn't as large as she remembered it being. Immediately, she scolded herself for thinking that. What the hell was wrong with her today?
"Yes, we're neighbors. She grew tired of me asking her to bake for me."
Hermione laughed. "Sounds like Martha, all right. But you're neighbors? I thought you lived in Spinner's End."
"No, I moved. Wanted to hide from the public, remember?" Severus said as if it were obvious.
"Well, this is me," Hermione said abruptly, pointing to her yellow Volkswagen Beetle.
Snape snorted. "I don't know why I'm surprised you're driving a car with an obnoxious color."
"Hey!" Hermione protested, throwing her hands on her hips. "What the heck is that supposed to mean? Yellow is a cheerful color!"
"For a Hufflepuff," Snape retorted.
"Oh? And I bet you drive a green car, don't you?" she asked snidely.
"Yes, Miss Granger, I do," he replied with smirk. Pulling out his car keys, he pressed a button and a beep sounded out.
Looking around, she tried to spot his car. When she did, she had to stop herself from gaping. He did drive a green car. It was a deep forest green. It was a green Jaguar. Severus Snape drove a green Jaguar.
"I need to go home," she murmured, feeling as if today had been a trip down the rabbit hole.
"Well, Miss Granger, I'll see you tomorrow," Snape said, walking towards his car.
"Bye," she muttered, getting into her own car. She would be calling Martha as soon as she got home.
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Latest 25 Reviews for The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach
45 Reviews | 4.87/10 Average
Good-bye? come on Severus do you think that will put her off? Hermione is not going to take no for an answer. Does the word " Griffindor " ring any bells?
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
*sigh* I know, Severus really needs to pull his stuff together.Thank you!! Xx
Action is definitely better than moping. Well done Hermione - at least she has given him something to think about stew over.
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Hehehe, thank you for the review! She certainly has given him something to think about ;)
Now isn't that just like our Severus? Methinks the gentleman doth protest too much. He's so head over heels for Hermione that he can't even convincingly deny it.I can't wait to see how this works out!!! Beth
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thank you very very much for the review :) I'm glad you're enjoying the story :)
Damn Hermione!!! That was completely BADASS! Although Severus is more stubborn than I thought. He was truly horrified that she thought he was a masochist. There's something more going on; depression maybe? I can't help but wonder how long will it take for them to reunite, since he said good-bye after she left, it seems that he's still planning on ignoring her. Maybe she could provoke him to react if she made him jealous. He wants her, and he seems to be the type who would deny wanting her, but wouldn't want anyone else to have her either.
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Yay! Your review made me smile! I'm pleased that you enjoyed Hermione's badassery, and hope that you enjoy the next (and final) chapter! Xx
Arrrg! That man is so frustrating. Keep trying Hermione he is worth it. Love the story looking forward to more!
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thank you so so much! I'm pleased you're loving the story! Xx
WELL! is Hermione going to put up with that, how dare he tell her who she should love. Right now Severus has all the nerve of an inpacted wisdom tooth, and none of the charm, I hope Hermione womans up, and goes all Griffindor on his arse. She didn't put up with this sort of crap from Ron, it was canarys' full blast!
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thank you so do much for the review!! Don't you worry, Hermione will certainly be giving him a piece of her mind! :)
I love the story and am very happy when I see an update. May I ask a favor? Please humor the purists among your readers and change the last sentence of the first paragraph: Severus had literally taken her heart and stomped on it. He did not "literally" pull the physical heart from her chest cavity and step on the organ while she bled to death. I realize many people now use "literally" for emphasis but once upon a time, it really meant "as it truly is, not figuratively" and the image of a flattened heart resulting in Hermione's rather messy end rather detracted from the story for me, which was a pity. Thank you for your work -- I can't see what happens next!
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thank you for the review. I appreciate you taking the time to leave me your thoughts. Xx
Well... I agree with Martha. He is being an idiot! I hope he'll come to his senses before the class is over and Hermione has moved on to more promising pastures. A lady can only stand so much ill treatment before she hardens her heart and writes the offending man out of her life... but then, this is Hermione we're talking about. He's sure to see her at least one more time. She'll want to tell him what she thinks about his behavior.C'mon, Severus. Admit it, you find yourself attracted to her. Big time!Beth
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thank you very much for reading and reviewing the story :) don't worry, she'll definitely be telling Severus what she thinks ;) Xx
I agree with Martha; Severus is an idiot. But I am glad that Hermione realizes he's probably afraid, which we were able to see, is accurate. Now the question remains, what is Hermione going to do about it? Being Gryffindor, she's not going to let it go without at least confronting him. Which we all know, he desperately needs. I can't wait to see what happens.
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thank you so much for reading and reviewing! I agree! Hermione certainly isn't going to allow him to just get away with it. She'll tell him exactly what she's thinking ;) Xx
I was looking for a fun summer story and this one fits the bill. I love the exchange with Snape and Martha. That gave me a chuckle. I look forward to more.
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thank you very much! I hope you continue to enjoy the story :D
Severus Snape, in tight pants, toped with chocolate ganache, it doesn't get any better than that.
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Mmmm, that's every girls' dream, isn't it? Yum, yum, yum! :)
Severus Snape, in tight pants, toped with chocolate ganache, it doesn't get any better than that.
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thanks for the review!!
Hermione may as well stop denying it she loves snape! Great update!
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thank you very much! I'm glad you're liking it :D <3
Ah, but she planted the seed! Now he'll be thinking about it all night, even if it's only in the negative to start xD
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Hehehe, thanks for taking the time to read & review :)
ahhh Severus, if only it were that easy.
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thank you very much!! Xx
This sounds like fun. And Snape in a Jaguar. Mmmmmm
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thanks for the review! I agree, I can't see Severus is anything but a sexy car ;)
This is getting very interesting ! Can't wait to read more.
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thank you very much! I'm pleased you're enjoying it!
I like Martha– she's going to make this fun for them and us, isn't she? Severus keeps telling himself (and now Martha) that he isn't interested in Hermione, but I think he's lying. I'm enjoying this story very much! Beth
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thank you so much! I'm glad you're liking the story
Morning people have no respect for those of us who are not. Ginny did well in teasing Hermione.I love chocolate ganache. <wanders away dreamily thinking of Snape and vats of chocolate ganache>
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Mmmm, I'd love me ganache-dipped Severus. Yummy! :D
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Mmmm, I'd love me ganache-dipped Severus. Yummy! :D
Yummmmm. Muggle!Snape in a Jag, and Hermione in a Beetle.This is going to be delicious!Beth
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thank you so much! :D I can't imagine Snape in anything else ;) xx
Desire ran through him, making it feel like he had been electrocuted.Oh yes. He's got it bad.Beth
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Yes he does! But we'll see how long it takes him to see that ;)
Is Martha related to Dumbledore?Enjoying.
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Heheh, no, but I definitely thought it'd be fun to have someone meddling ;) xx
Wow! it's a wonder Hermione could even speak, after such a shock. A forrest green Jag the sexiest car ever, Severus could not possibly drive any other car.
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
I agree! A sexy Severus needs a sexy car ;) hehe
Great start! Im looking forward to see how this plays out.
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thank you! I hope you continue to enjoy the story :) xx
Hee! Oh, I can't wait to see how this situation words out for the two of them. And if Severus will ever find it within himself to call Hermione by name.
Nice start!
Response from articcat621 (Author of The Way To A Woman's Heart Is Through Her Stomach)
Thank you very much for the review! I appreciate it :)